Chapter 385: Escape

"Let's talk about it while I'm free. What are you going to do next? Get me down to earth, or do you just live here?"

After asking this sentence, the monkey cautiously raised his eyelids and looked at Lao Jun carefully, his eyes were full of vigilance, but his hand and mouth still did not stop for a moment.

It was quiet in the alchemy room.

Lao Jun raised his head slightly, stroked his long beard and pondered for a while, then lowered his head and said word by word: "Guess." ”

"Again?" the monkey snorted and laughed, suddenly revealing a ruffian's face, and a few pills were casually thrown into his mouth and crunched and chewed, and when he swallowed it, he glanced at Lao Jun and said, "Guess what you think, I'm sick? I like to be direct, open the skylight and say something bright. If you have anything to say, okay?"

Hearing this, Lao Jun laughed hehehe: "So, although you are also a cultivator, you haven't gotten the essence of it yet. Is it so hard to guess the old man's thoughts?"

"Hey, you're good at guessing, but whose mind is hard to guess?" the monkey asked rhetorically.

"You're wrong, the old man's mind is the best guess. Lao Jun shook his sleeves and stood up, and said leisurely: "The way of life lies in 'doing nothing'." With the help of force, you can dial thousands of pounds in four or two. The most important thing is what people think. Tell me, what has the old man forced you to do for so long?"

"Well, no. The monkey said, frowning even tighter.

With a faint smile, Lao Jun took his hands and paced slowly.

"In Huaguo Mountain, you want to strengthen the power of the demon clan, the old man already knows. But he never stopped it. Although it was the old man who persuaded His Majesty to decree that you would be crowned an official. But I never compelled you to obey your will. To rebel. It was also your own decision made by Huaguoshan, and the old man never interfered. As for the golden pill...... The old man just told the little girl that she could take the pills here, so she poured all those golden pills into your mouth, for fear that you wouldn't wake up. How to blame the old man. ”

"What do you want to say?" asked the monkey.

Lao Jun glanced at him and asked, "What do you say?"

"What do you mean...... Let me decide for myself?" the monkey asked hesitantly.

"So to speak. Lao Jun said lightly: "However, before you make a decision, the old man has to remind you of one thing." The old man is in retreat. Who knew that the Xian'e Wind Chimes of Tushi Palace were so bold that they forged the old man's letter to ask you for this, and released the Qin prisoner privately, and also cooperated with the Qin prisoner to make a big fuss in the alchemy room of the Tushi Palace, and ate up the old man's golden pill......"

Hearing this, the corner of the monkey's eyes twitched, and he looked back in horror at the sleeping wind chimes lying on the edge of the couch.

Damn, it's like this again......

It is said that it is not forced, but in fact, there is no choice every time.

In this case, can the monkey not go down to earth? Even if the monkey dares not to go down to earth. Does he dare to let the wind chimes continue to stay here?

Forging Sanqing letters, privately releasing Qin criminals, making trouble in the alchemy room, and stealing gold pills...... These crimes can be lighter? Going back to the first place on the wanted list of monkeys in the Three Realms, the wind chimes are the second. Even if the monkey can rely on Lao Jun's protection, lie here. Ren Huaguo Mountain besieged Heavenly Court, did he dare to let the wind chimes stay in Heavenly Court any longer?

This step by step is simply dead, step by step......

The Enlightened Dao, it's really annoying. This is the last conclusion that the monkey can conclude.

"Okay, I see what you mean. Sighing helplessly, the monkey said leisurely: "However, if I want to go down to earth, you will let me go down to earth?" The Jade Emperor took a lot of effort to take me down, and you just let me go...... Isn't it too unsophisticated?"

"I said that the old man is still in retreat, how could it be that the old man let you go?" Taishang said with a smile.

"Then what do you mean? If you don't make a move, Li Jing can open the Nantian Gate and let me out?"

Lao Jun coughed dryly and said, "Nantianmen, it's open now." ”

"Open?" The monkey was slightly stunned, stared at Lao Jun suspiciously, and then looked back at the sleeping wind chime: "It's not good to be open." Although my cultivation has improved, my golden hoop stick is gone, and I am afraid it will be a little difficult to break out of the encirclement with wind chimes. Why don't you make me a new one now?"

The last sentence Lao Jun didn't hear at all.

He smiled faintly, took the Vajra from his sleeve, and gently placed it on the table.

With a "bang", the monkey's brows couldn't help but tremble, and a pair of monkey eyes couldn't help but glance at the baby who tossed himself half to death.

"Is it okay now?" asked Lao Jun softly.

The monkey's eyes suddenly rolled, and he said with a sly face: "It's still a little bit, a little bit." If there is another magic weapon, it will be more secure. ”

Looking at the monkey, Lao Jun said meaningfully: "This trip has already benefited you a lot. There must be a degree to everything. ”

After that, without waiting for the monkey to answer, he sighed lightly, turned around and walked step by step outside the alchemy room, and said loudly: "Be careful that greed is not enough to swallow elephants." In life, contentment is the only way to be happy. ”

Approaching the closed gate, Lao Jun's figure flickered, turning into a wisp of green smoke and disappearing without a trace.

The sound continued, coming from all directions, vibrating the monkey's eardrums.

"These three realms are, after all, the three realms of Heavenly Court. The 500,000 heavenly army, the old man won't care about you. But you can't refute all of your majesty's face. Cloud Domain Heavenly Harbor and Guanyun Heavenly Harbor are now in the hands of the Huaguo Mountain Demon Crowd, and after you go back, you should return them to Heavenly Court immediately. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in those two heavenly harbors. Although you have other plans, this time it helped me. This king has always had clear grievances, and I will pay back this favor. ”

"Remember what you say. ”

"The Monkey King has always kept his word. The monkey raised his left hand and shouted at the top of his throat.

Half a sound, no more sound.

As soon as Lao Jun left, only monkeys and sleeping wind chimes were left in the small alchemy room.

After sitting in a daze for a long time, the monkey turned over and stood up, walked to the wind chime step by step, picked her up, put her on the couch, and covered the quilt.

"This little girl, she doesn't want to find a better place to sleep. Looking at her sleeping appearance, the monkey couldn't help but smile.

He reached out and took out the gold and steel cuts, and entered the Dao Dao spiritual power to turn the vajra into the size of a bracelet and put it on her hand. He said softly: "Add another one to steal the King Kong Zhuo...... But it doesn't matter. There are more lice and it is not itchy. Don't worry about having too much debt. It's just that. You little girl...... Do you know that when you wake up, you will be the No. 2 wanted criminal in the Three Realms?"

"Anyway...... Thank you. He lowered his head, propped himself up on the couch with one hand, and slowly leaned towards the wind chimes.

Just as his lips were about to touch the smooth forehead, the monkey froze.

Only then did he realize that the wind chimes were purring and rolling their eyes and looking at him in a daze, and that little face was as red as an apple.

The faces of the two were so close that even the breath exhaled by the other could be clearly felt.

The monkey quickly retracted his head and reached out to scrape the nose of the wind chime.

"Why didn't you say anything when you woke up?"

Wind Chimes frowned immediately. Pouting and staring at the monkey.

"What?"

"You promised to tell me, why didn't you?"

"Because, because I don't want to drag you down. What can you do here?"

The wind chimes puffed out their cheeks: "I also said that the Monkey King is trustworthy, and the least trustworthy is you!"

"Hey~! The monkey spread his hands and said, "I'm doing this for your own good." ”

"No credit!" the wind chimes struggled to their feet, still puffing out.

"When did you wake up?"

"Just you...... When you're ready to kiss me......"

"First of all, it means love. ”

"You're going to die if you don't explain!" the wind chime glared at the monkey, his brow frowning so much that he could wring out the water.

These words really made the monkey speechless, and he was stunned for a while.

"Woke up anyway...... We're going to have to get away, you know?"

"The old gentleman told me. ”

"Then you already know how many heavenly rules you have committed?"

Wind Chimes nodded silently and thought for a moment. And he said, "But, how can you escape?"

"You didn't even think about this and rushed to save me?"

Wind Chimes frowned.

The monkey pointed to a small "Danshan" on the side and said, "I have already divided it for you." These pills are suitable for you, so hurry up and eat them. After a while, I will rush to the front, and you will go to the back, and use the vajra to protect yourself. ”

......

Outside the Nantian Gate, on the flagship of the demon army, Yang Chan looked blankly at the "Lian Qi" in her hand.

He ...... He's fine!"

Looking at the look of surprise gradually blooming on Yang Chan's face, Yisu on the side couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Sister Yang Chan, what's wrong?"

"He escaped! He escaped! Yes, he was right! This tone, he was right! He really escaped!" Yang Chan covered her lips with tears in her eyes.

"The king escaped?" the generals beside him couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

"Out of the Tushi Palace, I haven't left the South Heavenly Gate yet. Yang Chan hurriedly said: "Quickly gather all the horses and prepare to attack him!"

"No!"

The war drums of the demon army beat again, and the horn sounded throughout the heavens and the earth.

From afar, the Heavenly Soldiers of the South Heavenly Gate saw all the demon warships moving when they heard the wind, and quickly set up their formations, turning their guns towards the South Heavenly Gate.

"It's not quite the right hour, isn't it? Didn't you just bombard it this morning?" said a celestial soldier.

"No, they're preparing to attack!" another celestial soldier exclaimed, "Hurry up and report to the general!"

At this time, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals who were guarding found that a large number of monster formations had converged in the rear, and slowly moved to the gap of the battleship. And those big cylinders are starting to fill.

"It's really a posture ready to attack...... But, what's the point?" said Li Jing, who came in a hurry, with half-squinted eyes.

"No matter, let's retreat into the South Heavenly Gate first. Anyway, the onslaught is their loss. Jiaomu Jiao turned around and led his subordinates to run quickly to the predetermined position: "Upper Heavy Armor!

At this time, in the corner of Nantianmen that no one was paying attention to, the monkey was observing the changes in the garrison of Nantianmen Town from a distance with the wind chimes...... (To be continued......)

PS: There is only one more today...... You won't believe that this update was written for eight hours. The interaction between Lao Jun and the monkey was rewritten three times, and three versions were released. Later, the monkey's interaction with the wind chime was rewritten twice, and two versions were released, with countless changes during the process...... Nima, this is at least equivalent to the workload of three watches.

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A long, long time ago, there was a reader who read books and didn't subscribe, and then he went out in the rain, failed exams, bought instant noodles without seasoning packets, and worked overtime at the end of the year without overtime pay......

What a sad story. Forget it, the soft-shelled turtle will talk about it again.

A long, long time ago, there was a reader, he read books and subscribed, and later he was promoted and raised, became a general manager, became a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the peak of his life!

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Well, that's the end of the story. Good night everyone, the soft-shelled turtle is ready for tomorrow's chapter...... Damn, you're going to knock Red Bull's rhythm......