Chapter 12: (2) The Book of Failure
12-8 Dongjia Taoyuan inside and outside the day
The month of January is just around the corner.
On the peach tree, a small peach bears fruit.
Under the peach tree, a crowd of people was whispering to themselves.
After Liu Buchu became the leader of the alliance, he selected talents in the ordinary world and formed the Eighteen King Kongs, which were inseparable.
Liu Buchu: Everyone, be quiet, as the leader of the defeated alliance, I have an unshirkable responsibility to strengthen the ordinary world. Next, the General Assembly proceeds to the sixth item - the book of failures. Next, I will teach you the "Treasure Book of Failure", the pinnacle of failure in the academic world.
When the people who ate melons heard this, they fell down in shock.
Melon-eating crowd 1: The treasure book of failure is the supreme method of failure in the academic world.
Melon-eating crowd two: Seeing it today, it is really an eye-opener for Sansheng.
Liu Buchu: This "Treasure Book of Failure" was condensed by my mentor Wang Bazi's painstaking meditation and practice, after decades of hard work and exhaustion of his life's work.
Liu Buchu waved his hand, and his subordinates, the members of the Eight Drunken Immortals, the Eighteen King Kongs, distributed the "Treasure Book of Failure" to everyone. But see the book above—
The 36 paths of "The Book of Failure" are bound to defeat stunts
Note: The former is a successful mental method, and the latter is a failed stunt
Lingyun ambition - plaything loss of ambition and foresight - rat eyes and bright eyes Pengcheng thousands of miles - resting on his laurels
Prancing Horse Whip - Whip Length Thousands of Tempers - Vulnerable Perseverance - Halfway to Giving Up
Painstaking and lonely - taste and stop going all out - unable to sleep and forget to eat - drunk and dreaming of death
Hundreds of rivers return to the sea - put it in vain Race against time - do nothing and be confident - have no ink in your chest
Seeing the sages and thinking together - not learning and no skills, not ashamed to ask questions - deaf ears, self-cultivation and virtue - good and bad work
Be bold and careful--sloppy and misguided, gentlemen are not instrumental-self-limiting, deliberately change--resigned to fate
Phoenix Nirvana - Bird's Nest Breaks the Cocoon into a Butterfly - Moths Fight the Fire Like-minded - Fox Friends and Dogs
Win-win cooperation - lonely fang self-appreciation, piano and song - burning the qin and boiling cranes, beautiful jade can be sold - jade is burned
The spring breeze is proud--talk about getting ahead with **-self-ashamed and filthy, important-insignificant
Turning the tide - the grasshopper shakes the tree, Mount Tai Beidou - the shrimp soldiers and crabs will take precautions - digging wells when they are thirsty
Strategizing - getting by and getting by entering the house - being poor and happy Toad Palace - famous Sun Mountain
Dominate - Yelang is arrogant, grand exhibition - rotten wood is difficult to carve, and it will be remembered for thousands of years
Liu Buchu: Each defeat stunt is divided into ten styles, a total of 360 styles. Their success school has 360 lines, and the line is the champion, and our failure school also has 360 styles, and the style is superior. In the future, I will explain them one by one, whether you can practice or not, it depends on everyone's creation. I also hope that everyone will give me advice and pass on their own defeat skills, and we will fail together.
The crowd cheered, and the sound shook Lin Yue.
Liu Buchu: Next, the seventh item of the conference - red flowers and green leaves.
Liu Bang: What is safflower and green leaves?
Eating melons is to vigorously praise the benefits of green leaves and depreciate the value of safflower.
Melon-eating crowd four: I don't know this, hey, I don't know.
The members of the Drunken Eight Immortals served pots of flowers, including lotus, moon, peony, honeysuckle, lilac, and so on.
The crowd lined up, uneven, and came to the stage one by one, spitting on the flowers.
Only a few people such as Liu Bang, Hua Bijin, and Qin Qi'er looked at each other, unwilling to come to the stage to desecrate the flowers.
Because Xu Qianhuan was drunk, he vomited directly in front of a pot of peonies.
A good peony flower, poisoned by it.
12-9 Dongjia Taoyuan inside and outside
Everyone stepped down and began to express their opinions.
Some people are at a loss: we are green leaves, perhaps, some people say that they will become flowers, but after all, it is far away, it is longing for us but out of reach.
Some people accept their fate: since we can't be flowers, let's be willing to be green leaves. Whoever let us not have the fate to become flowers, since there is none, it is useless to complain, and sighing is only to ask for trouble, then accept fate.
Some people complain: why are we green leaves, why can't we be flowers, God, why are you so unfair, earth, why are you so ruthless.
Liu Buchu: The purpose of our ordinary world is - green leaves first, flowers second! In the face of green leaves, please sing your praises!
Don't forget, although flowers are beautiful, without our photosynthesis, without our silent dedication, without our self-willed and insipid background, flowers would no longer be beautiful, and would not even be able to survive.
Liu Bang: Although the leaves are important, I want to be a flower.
Liu Shu: You ......
Liu Shu slapped himself before he spoke.
Liu Shu: You ...... Say what?
Liu Bang: Although the leaves are important, I want to be a flower.
The crowd was in an uproar.
12-10 Inside and outside the Taoyuan
Liu Bang held high "The Secret of Success", which was full of excerpts and notes.
Isn't this the broken book I threw away? This kid is actually a baby, ridiculous!
Liu Buchu: Bring it, let Uncle Ben take a look, and give you some pointers by the way.
Liu Bang handed over "The Secret of Success", and Liu Buchu read it aloud in public.
Liu Buchu: Attention equals facts, and the key to what kind of person a person will become after all depends on what he pays attention to. Focus on success, and you will get closer to success. Focus on failure, and you will be connected to failure.
Liu Bang: Okay! That's great! Everyone applauds!
Hua Rujin, Qin Qi'er, and Jin Buchang, the three of them applauded.
The crowd was indifferent and snickered.
Sun Wu: Nonsense, gossip to confuse the public, according to that, there will be no failure in the world.
Liu Buchu read "The Secret of Success" again: As long as you are determined to succeed, failure will never crush you.
Liu Bang: Yes, it is determination, not circumstance, that determines a person's fate.
Liu Buchu stuffed the book into Liu Bang's arms and was furious.
Liu Buchu: Who said this?
Liu Bang: Zhang, in short, my father Zhang Lao said.
Liu Buchu: Shhhh This three sprays are incompatible with my teacher Wang Bazi. If he hears it, he must be angry to death, even if he is not angry, as long as there is still a breath there, he will scold you to madness and beat you to death.