11-9 Inside and outside Taoyuan

Liu Buchu beckoned, and the two of the Drunken Eight Immortals carried up an old Taishi chair. Liu Buchu held his breath and sat upright.

Liu Buchu: You two, if you can remove me from the throne, I, Liu, will immediately admit defeat.

Melon-eating crowd one: It's really a failure and a failure, and a pit is deeper than a pit.

Shang Qingyun and Mo waited for leisure, because of anger, they burst into tears, and hurriedly waved their sleeves to wipe them away.

Don't wait: Hung Mao Zhang.

Shang Qingyun: Qingyun palm.

Liu Buchu was calm and relaxed, and used the thirty-six road life defeat stunt of Wang Bazi-"The Book of Failure", which was an understatement, and eliminated the two palms invisibly. His people sat on chairs, even with chairs, jumping high and low, but they were also handy and comfortable.

Di Buyi: Unexpectedly, although my junior brother is slightly inferior to me, he has practiced this defeat stunt remarkably. I fought with him alone, and although I didn't lose, it was not easy to win.

Liu Buchu turned his head and knocked Mo Waitian unconscious, and then slapped Shang Qingyun, Shang Qingyun was directly hit by Qingyun, and when he landed, he was even knocked unconscious. Liu Buchu just sat on the chair and slid for a distance. Smoke rose from the four legs of the chair as a result of the violent slide.

Melon-eating crowd two: Congratulations!

Melon-eating crowd three: Congratulations!

Melon-eating masses four: Liu Buchu, the leader of the alliance, will definitely carry forward our school of failure and let the idea of failure envelop the world!

Liu Buchu was overjoyed, even with a chair, jumped high, and landed quickly. After three times, only a roar was heard, the Taishi chair was broken, and Liu Buchu sat on the ground, jumped up, shouted, and grinned.

The nobody walked over, and Liu Buchu pointed to his buttocks.

Nobody: What's wrong?

Liu Buchu: What is it?

The nobody walked around to Liu Buchu's buttocks, stared wide-eyed, and looked carefully.

Nobody: Ah, a nail, go in, it seems, this nail is not small......

At the same time, only to hear a muffled sound, a big fart squirted out, the nobody only felt a heat on his face, his hair shook, and then inhaled, almost suffocated.

11-10 Dongjia Taoyuan inside and outside the day

Liu Buchu pulled out the nail in pain, grinning miserably, so he was not embarrassed.

Liu Buchu: Ve

Sorry, very So

y！

Nobody: Do you want to go to the hospital?

Liu Buchu: With this spare money, it is better to buy a bottle of wine to drink. Next, I declare that I am the leader of the defeated alliance and appoint Shang Qingyun as the deputy leader of the defeated alliance.

Shang Qingyun was overjoyed: Thank you Liu Mengzhu for your support, and you should do your best to serve the dogs and horses.

Liu Buchu: It's great, I can get the help of Brother Shang Xian, why worry about the big thing. The spring of our school of failure has finally arrived.

Nobody: The general of the defeated army, Shang Yan is brave?

Liu Buchu: If anyone is not convinced, they can fight again, just ask, who else does not hesitate to teach?

Everyone was silent, only the sound of the people eating melons eating melon seeds was left one after another.

Liu Buchu: There is no objection, so the conclusion is conclusive. Next, the General Assembly proceeds to the fifth item - Failure Quotes.

Everyone spoke one after another, and someone recorded them one by one.

Liu Buchu: Life in the world, nothing more than the word fame and fortune, what is it, what is it, how it is, how it is successful, how it is lost, a hundred years, a thousand years, it is not empty, so it is said that people live, one day is a day, why bother too much about anything, there is wine today and drunk today, and there is no time in life to force it.

The people who eat melons took the lead in applauding.

As the proverb goes, no matter how great a music teacher is, no matter how good a donkey is, he can't make a donkey sing a beautiful song. A lot of times, the reality is like this, and it's not something we can change if we want to.

The melon-eating crowd took the lead in applauding.

Qi Da: Everyone has become rich, which means that everyone is poor. When everybody becomes wiser, everybody is a big fool. In this world, all the success or failure of right and wrong is absolutely felt in the relative. People say, the bird's bird knows the ambition of the bird, but I said, are you Honghu very great, you Honghu knows the ambition of our bird!

The melon-eating crowd took the lead in applauding.

Shang Qingyun: If a person succeeds, even if he farts big, it is a famous saying, and if a person is not successful, no matter how philosophical he is, he is also a fart. Therefore, it is not that they are successful people who say how clever they are, but because they are successful, it makes sense to fart. If we don't succeed, we will attract mosquitoes and bed bugs.

The melon-eating crowd took the lead in applauding.

Chen Hai: It is up to people to plan things, and it is up to heaven to make things happen. Some people, who have been poor all their lives, have lived to be 120 years old. Some people have been successful in their lives and are worth tens of billions, but they only lived to be 20 years old, you say, which one are you willing to be? Life is priceless, you say, which one is valuable? Therefore, what is the success or failure is in the destiny of heaven, and the destiny cannot be done, and you still have to fight a fart!

The people who eat melons took the lead in applauding again.

Li Defu: It is an indisputable fact that pandas are expensive at birth, and earth dogs are poor from birth. It's not that I don't want to succeed, it's that I'm in the wrong place. No matter how clean the urinal is, if it is a meal, it will make people vomit. I'm just such a person, no matter how diligent, no matter how hard I work, no matter how hard I work, I can't get on the wall. Alas, don't complain about anything, who told us that our lives are bad?

The second crowd who ate melons took the lead in applauding.

Zhao Wu'er: In the next life, I must be a peerless beauty, and I don't have to work hard, there will be a group of top rich people to support me, wouldn't it be happy. It's just that no one supports me, I can be a big star, just shoot an advertisement, take a movie, act in a TV series, and I'll be worth more than 100 million. At that time, don't envy my sister, who told us to have such a face that makes heartthrobs and billions of people love?

The melon-eating crowd took the lead in applauding.

Zhao Jiuzhou: I am ordinary, I fail, I have nothing. I'm nasty, I'm shameless, I'm piece of garbage. In the world, I'm not as good as bullshit, I'm just a joke. Laugh, without my failure, how can you bring out your success? You are happy, without my insignificance, how can you show your tallness? I am just a shadow, just a dispensable existence.

The melon-eating crowd took the lead in applauding.

The people who eat melons eat melon seeds, humble to each other, and look so friendly and kind, with an indisputable image with the world.

11-11 Inside and outside Taoyuan

Liu Bang was surrounded by the aura of failure, and in order not to be assimilated, he resorted to the magic of success - influencing himself, only to see a true qi of success, faintly protecting himself.

Di Buyi: Ants are still stealing life, why do we reorganize the ordinary world, is to untie the knot of everyone's failure, let us calmly accept, recognize, habit, and adapt. Because, natural selection, survival of the fittest. Since God has given us an ordinary fate, then we must show it a good failure. Although we have no chance of success, we must fail to be wonderful, fail with a clear conscience, fail unconsciously, and fail outstandingly.

Everyone felt the same way, raised their arms and shouted: the failure is wonderful, the failure has a clear conscience, the failure is unconscious, and the failure is outstanding......

Liu Bang saw many failed people, not only did not lament their insignificance and incompetence, but failed with confidence and arrogance, and couldn't help but think about it and feel a lot of emotion.

Liu Bang: I'm afraid that you are doing nothing, but you are still ordinary and valuable, which is really good.

Liu Buchu: This conference is temporarily over. In a month's time, we will meet again for the sixth item of the conference, the book of failure, the seventh item, the red flowers and green leaves, and the eighth item, drunken life and dreams. I declare that the meeting is adjourned!

The crowd shouted and dispersed.