Chapter 243: The Great God Who Was Inadvertently Lost

Zhang Tong naturally didn't come to ask for a sign, but it was just a rare encounter with such a scene and he wanted to join in the fun.

Of course, they can't just dress up like that.

After all, Zhang Tong's long aqua blue hair and Feng Shayan's short white ear-length hair are still very eye-catching in this era.

But this can't help Zhang Tong.

With a wave of his hand, Zhang Tong has already turned into an image of a boy wearing a robe, wearing a jade crown, and holding a folding fan.

And Feng Shayan is dressed in a lady's clothes, with a jasper hairpin on her head, but her face is too cold and glamorous, and she lacks some of the beauty of everyone's ladies.

However, in the eyes of outsiders, these two people are the sons and daughters who go out to play, so many people only take a peek at them from a distance, and intentionally or unintentionally, they are far away from the two.

Of course, for the eyes of these people around them, Zhang Tong and the others naturally don't care.

"I didn't expect that this temple of Our Lady is quite big!"

Looking at the majestic hall in front of him, Zhang Tong couldn't help but say.

Feng Shayan looked at the bustling crowd around her.

"There is a lot of incense here, so it's so strange that it can be on such a scale. ”

"It's also ......"

Zhang Tong nodded.

The more troubled the times, the more people go up the mountain to ask for a sign and make a wish, and there are so many believers, so the income here is a lot of money every day......

Raise your feet and follow the flow of people again towards the main hall.

But before they could cross the threshold, they suddenly heard the angry voice of a man in the main hall......

"Hmph! Why do I have to draw empty lots three times in a row? I think they are all people who deceive the world and steal their reputation, spreading rumors to defraud the people of their incense money!"

In a word, not only did the temple blessings in the temple of Our Lady be stunned, but even many people who asked for signatures and vows were shocked, and turned their heads to look at the people who spoke, wanting to see who was so bold and dared to be presumptuous in front of the Holy Mother!

Zhang Tong and Feng Shayan also walked in with interest, and then looked at the person who had just spoken.

A young scholar in a green cloth robe with a turban on his head looks like he is in his twenties.

But looking at his dress, it looks like he is going to enter Beijing to catch the exam.

The scholar saw that what he had just said seemed to have caused public anger, but his face was not afraid at all, but instead looked more and more angry, and then he took out his pen and ink from his book basket and began to wave it on the wall of the hall in front of him.

Liu Xiti's pen is full of energy,

Angry and complaining about the three mothers of the Virgin.

Three draws in a row did not work,

Cigarettes in vain are here.

After writing, he threw the brush in his hand, then picked up his back basket and walked away when everyone was stunned.

Looking at the scholar named Liu Xi who passed by him, Zhang Tong couldn't help but sigh.

"I'll give full marks for this comparison!"

Feng Shayan glanced at him with disdain beside him, and seemed to have some disdain for Zhang Tong's current bad taste.

Zhang Tong laughed and said, "Don't really think that this guy is stupid!"

Looking at Feng Shayan looking over suspiciously, Zhang Tong continued: "I guess this guy saw that the believers around him were all looking at him with a fierce look, and he was afraid of being beaten, so he pretended to be a wave, and then took advantage of everyone's lack of reaction, and quickly slipped away!"

"Poof......

Listening to Zhang Tong's words, Feng Shayan couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Tong turned his head to look at the poem on the wall again, and originally thought about what kind of shocking poem could be written by such a good person......

But after looking at it carefully, I was a little speechless.

"Isn't this a limerick poem? Dare to write it at this level and be embarrassed?!"

Zhang Tong felt some teeth.

I thought this guy was a great talent who had never met him, but it turned out that there were only so many times!

Zhang Tong, who was about to laugh at two sentences, suddenly moved in his heart, and an electric light flashed in his mind.

"How do you feel, this scene is a little familiar......"

After thinking about it for a minute, Zhang Tong suddenly slapped his head......

"Isn't this scene the beginning of the legendary Liu Shenxiang who split the mountain to save his mother?"

Zhang Tong looked at the name on it.

"Liu Xi, it seems that Liu Yanchang's name is Liu Xi, and Yanchang is the ......"

About this legend, in fact, Zhang Tong doesn't know much, it's just that he chased the two TV series of Baolian Lantern and Baolian Lantern Prequel, but he was completely attracted to the fans of Uncle Jiao's Erlang God at the beginning......

However, the development of the relationship between the three virgins and Liu Yanchang made Zhang Tong feel very unreasonable in his heart.

Judging from the limerick poem written by Liu Yanchang these two times, it is estimated that the knowledge is really not very good......

And if a poem can attract the goddess of heaven to marry him, then it is estimated that Li Du and the two immortal saints in the poetry and literature world have already been married by these fairies, right?

As for appearance, the scholar Zhang Tong saw just now, although his appearance can be regarded as handsome, but the natural filth of heaven and earth in ordinary people's bodies makes it impossible for them to be very attractive in the eyes of immortals......

"Forget it, I don't want to think so much. But this kid makes me feel a little unhappy, so let's teach him a little lesson first......"

At this time, Liu Yanchang, who escaped from the main hall, also sighed in his heart.

If I hadn't been clever just now, I might not have been able to get out of the door of the hall!

But thinking that he wrote such a poem on the wall in anger, he also felt a little remorseful in his heart.

"I hope that the Virgin doesn't care about the villain, it was just an unintentional mistake...... Unintentional ......"

While muttering in his mouth, Liu Yanchang was not slow at all.

But just as he was about to reach the stone steps down the mountain, he suddenly found that the stone path in front of him had disappeared......

Instead, there was a dazzling golden light, and then two golden-armored gods with a height of 100 feet, two pairs of eyes like the great sun were radiant, lowered their heads, and stared at him tightly.

In an instant, Liu Yanchang's entire body stiffened, and a huge fear invaded his mind, making him feel that his bladder seemed to be out of control......

"Liu Yanchang, are you guilty......!"

A loud shout resounded through the heavens and the earth, and Liu Yanchang's head buzzed.

At this time, he was already so frightened that he couldn't even say anything to answer.

Outside, Zhang Tong and Feng Shayan looked at the scholar in the green cloth robe who was stiff at this time with white eyes and stiff at this time.

Especially when I saw his wet pants, which had slowly become wet, I was stunned.

"Damn, this scares the pee?!"

Everything just now was just a small illusion by Zhang Tong, in order to scare this legendary guy who soaked in the goddess......

It's just that I didn't expect him to be so timid, and just after saying a word, people peed directly......

Looking at Feng Shayan, who was disgusted, Zhang Tong instantly lost his prank thoughts, and directly waved his hand to withdraw his illusion.

Then he raised his hand again and sent this guy directly dozens of miles away......

Looking at Liu Yanchang, who had disappeared, Zhang Tong smacked his lips and said secretly: "If I do this, I won't lose the Liu Agarwood who split the mountain to save his mother, right......?"

But if you think about it, it doesn't seem like a big deal......

Thinking of this, Zhang Tong instantly stopped worrying about these, and took Feng Shayan and prepared to go around other places in Huashan.