Chapter 18: She's My Girlfriend, Foreign Girl (First Update, Ask for Promotion!)
The dark tower, covered with thunderclouds on the horizon, pressed down like an iron curtain.
War drums and thunder echoed through the towers.
Elizabeth never imagined that one day, she would fight side by side with the Chosen One, that is, the players in the mouth of Wu Di.
And when she saw the way the players fought with her own eyes, Elizabeth was deeply shocked.
She had heard of the Chosen ones being fearless and brave in their charges.
But today, I saw [Spicy Hands Cat Bear] jumping up and shouting "OT!
Although it is not clear what he means by "OT" and "hatred pulled".
Elizabeth could easily feel that [Spicy Hand Panda] wanted to let herself help him block the knife.
Elizabeth had also heard that the Chosen ones were collectively acting, in unison, and unusually united.
But [Bookworm 0284] scolded [Spicy Hand Panda]:
"You're doing it! Pull the little monster to the side of the healer, and want to be wiped out!"
However, the Chosen ones, as the legend goes, do not know pain.
Elizabeth saw with her own eyes that [I'm a little stupid] was seized by a kobold and cut off almost his entire arm with an axe.
[I'm a little stupid] didn't cry out in pain, just jumped and ran away in circles, and shouted:
"Help, help, get my milk up! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
The result of jumping like this was that his arm, which was already even a layer of skin, was jumped off by him, and he was chased and cut by the kobold with an axe, until Master Wu Di carried the shield and knocked the kobold to the ground with a slam blow from a shield.
Elizabeth also found that they were not fearless.
For example, when it was discovered that there was an outpost veteran with a giant bone crusher hammer inside the kobold.
[Hot Hand Bear] began to silently put away his chain mail, with the flicker of magic light.
[Bookworm 0284] also silently put away his shield.
successively said:
"There's a bone crusher hammer, let's kill the one with the bone crusher first, and then pull it off, right? I can't carry the chain mail. β
"I didn't learn defensive skills, and the shield rotted when touched by this thing, and it was too expensive to repair. β
They would rather die than have something to do with their equipment.
They don't like to be in a daze, and often say something inexplicably:
"I'm going to go to the bathroom. β
Then the man stood where he was.
Did they go to the toilet directly in the crotch?
Or:
"My mom is looking for me, wait a minute. β
And then the man stood in place again, and the Chosen One also had a mother?!
Not only that, but they also like to jump and jump very much.
Before starting the fight, it was never said that he would sit down and rest honestly.
Even when fighting, they often talk about irrelevant topics:
"I'm going to have a final exam tomorrow, it's so annoying. β
[Bookworm 0284] said after rolling on the spot and dodging the kobold's split.
"Hey, are you still a high school student?"
I'm a little stupid released a fireball and responded after surgery.
"No, my college final exam, I guess I will miss at least three courses. Ahh
[Bookworm 0284] slowly got up, and replied with a sad expression, at this time a kobold bumped into him.
"It's cowhide, I was in college back then, and I passed three courses at most. β
Holding the chin of a kobold, he used a short sword to cut the throat of the seriously injured kobold, while saying enviously.
They are the most cold-blooded butchers.
To be able to have such a calm conversation in such a fierce battle.
This is definitely mental, extremely cold-blooded, cold-blooded to the point of even being mentally ill, so that it can be done.
Elizabeth's mind has more and more question marks.
She silently jotted down these questions, intending to ask Master Wu Di when the time came.
But even if I asked, I'm afraid the reply I got was only:
"Don't ask, just ask about the Dragon's Heritage. β
Lord Wu Di has used such reasons to prevaricate himself more than once.
As Elizabeth pondered in her mind why the Chosen ones were so perverted, she raised her hand and unleashed a lowest-level healing magic.
to heal the wounds of the Chosen One before them.
"You'll never be able to defeat the ......"
When the last dog-headed man before the old one, the [Outpost Veteran], was unwilling, shouted out in broken Chinese, and finally fell.
[I'm a little stupid] couldn't help but laugh out loud:
"The design of this copy of my Nima is outrageous, and the little monster was still cute before he died. β
"I'm grass, I killed mobs and got two game points!"
[Spicy Hands Panda] shouted happily, and the two companions on the side, [I'm a little stupid] and [Bookworm 0284], immediately showed envious looks.
As for Wu Di's words, his face was profound and light:
"Count the balls, I've got three game points!"
Elizabeth hesitated for a moment, clapping her hands with a little twitch on her facial expression:
"Okay, so envious! It's actually two points to the west!" (not a typo)
This is the first Chinese sentence Elizabeth has spoken since she entered the book.
However, after she finished speaking, the expressions of [Spicy Hand Cat Bear] [I'm a Little Stupid] and [Bookworm 0284] were a little subtle.
First of all, there are two errors in pronunciation that sound strange.
Secondly, the two game points are really very few.
When Wu Di set the mob drop, in order to prevent the players from growing too fast, the drop was set to very low.
So when Elizabeth said this, it was as if she was mocking.
Wu Di hurriedly stood up and played a round and said:
"She's my girlfriend, a foreign girl, and her Chinese isn't very good, so that's not what she meant to be. β
As soon as he heard Wu Di's words, his face immediately changed:
"Girl?"
"You say that, I remember that I also have a lot of girlfriends, in my dreams. β
After saying that, [Bookworm 0284] accidentally laughed out of the pig call:
"Haha, you're so funny, my girlfriend is my good brother. β
The three of them laughed as they turned their fire on Elizabeth.
"Girl, which country are you from?"
"Ahh
"Oh, Amriken. β
"Are we very safe in China? Actually, I'm curious about how Amriken is promoting us. β
"Sister, which school do you go to in China?"
"Where do you live?"
"Are you blonde? Actually, I like blondes. β
Elizabeth asked questions enthusiastically in front of the three players in front of her, and even [Spicy Hand Panda] handed over a blue medicine bottle.
I'm a little stupid and kindly asked if I needed a newbie bag and so on.
Elizabeth was a little overwhelmed.
Her Chinese level is not up to standard, and she can only understand half of it, and even if she does, she cannot fully understand the meaning of many words.
Wu Di looked at these players and asked, if it goes on like this, it won't be fun to show the stuffing.
He pulled Elizabeth behind him and said:
"This is my girlfriend, can you please not do this, it scares me. β
"Ah, I'm sorry, it's just that we're more welcoming. β
Spicy Hand Panda smiled.
The chat has been going on, and the Wasteland Quest has to continue.
At this time, Wu Di suddenly mentioned:
"By the way, let's work hard, maybe we can break the record, I look at the forum, the current record is to kill the old one in one hour. We haven't been there for half an hour since we came in. β
After Wu Di finished speaking, the others suddenly reacted.
"yes, we haven't been wiped out along the way!"
After saying that, [Spicy Hand Panda] looked at Elizabeth and said:
"The main thing is that the milk is good, the milk is sufficient, and the amount is full. β
Elizabeth was offended.
[Bookworm 0284] also nodded and said:
"Our output is not low, and Gil Bangying is also very resistant to beating, except for frequent OT. β
γSpicy Hand Pandaγtook the lead to the third floor of the tower and said:
"Quick, hurry up and stop blowing each other, we're going to break the record tonight!"
"Okay,!"
Several people quickly walked to the third floor.
I saw that because of the enhancement, the kobold hard bones that had become huge were the hard bones of the "boneless one", to be precise, and they were already holding his iconic giant axe at this time.
Towards Wu Di and the others who came out, they shouted loudly and in broken Chinese:
"The Sprinkler family has been waiting for you for a long time! The Sprinkler family wants to use your skull as a bowl!"
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