Chapter 12: Spoofing the Li Family
For example, when she is competing with someone to test a spell, she curses the other party and sneezes, and the other party is pinching the trick and reciting a spell, and a sneeze comes out, will the spell be interrupted?
Isn't she going to take advantage of it?
Small curses can also come in handy, and even save lives.
Yu Qingyao couldn't help but be more interested in the curse technique.
She stared at the curse column, and after looking at it for a long time, she suddenly felt that the number could move.
She tried to move the number down to the White Crane Fist.
Suddenly, there was a wonderful change on the system screen.
After cursing Li Shuanggen again, the number of the curse spell was originally 2/10.
The number of curses is now 0/10.
And the words behind the White Crane Long Fist have changed from beginner to proficient.
The internal force in her lower dantian suddenly increased tenfold.
Yu Qingyao was stunned for a moment, and then ecstatic.
It turns out that the curse points of the system can still be used like this, in this way, I will practice very fast, as long as there are enough curse points, who can practice faster than me?
Give me 100 million curse points, and I'll fly up to show you in minutes!
Uh-huh, all I'm missing right now is cursing targets and time to rest.
By the way, I am now upgraded and full of energy, and I can curse again. Who is better to curse? Li Shuanggen is too miserable today, let him go first.
Yu Qingyao's face appeared in his mind. He can't be considered wrong, although the original body did die for him.
After yesterday's incident, Yu Qingyao found that Li Huaide actually liked his original body, but his master and parents wanted him to withdraw from the marriage, and he didn't resist it.
However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living sin cannot be escaped, and the original death for you should make you suffer a little sin.
Yu Qingyao smiled evilly and cursed Li Huaide for falling.
The Li family was having breakfast at this time, and before all his relatives left, more than a dozen people in the family gathered around a table, and a large basin of shredded meat noodles was placed on the table. There were also a few pots of leftovers on the side.
Li Huaide had just finished eating a bowl of noodles and was serving a second bowl.
Mother Li saw that her brother and daughter-in-law wanted to serve noodles, so she said, "Son, you let me, let my aunt Sheng first." ”
Li Huaide is a filial child, and he is busy smiling and serving the bowl away.
His aunt didn't want to go, and said, "It's okay, let the child eat first." ”
Li Huaide stepped back and said, "Auntie Xiansheng, I've eaten a bowl, don't worry!"
He stepped back and stepped on a puppy. The dog was gnawing on a bone under the table, and suddenly he was trampled on, and he couldn't help barking, turned his head and gnawed on Li Huaide's foot.
Li Huaide's feet didn't step on solid, he felt that he stepped on a soft thing, his center of gravity was gone, and he was bitten again, and he instinctively closed his feet in surprise, and his center of gravity was completely lost.
He fell down squarely, because he had a bowl in his hand, and he couldn't grab a handrail.
With a bang, Li Huaide fell on all fours.
The noodles were spilled.
The crowd was speechless.
This is the immortal of the future, and the good ones can also wrestle?
Yu Qingyao laughed to death, I was happy to see you unlucky.
After resting for a while, her mind turned to the Li family's parents again.
If Li Huaide still has some pity for the original body, the Li family's parents have no sympathy for Yu Qingyao, and when they saw that the Yu family was defeated, they immediately wanted to withdraw from the marriage. The son refused to retreat, and when she saw Yu Qingyao, she never had a good face.
Mother Li often pointed at Sang and scolded Huai in front of Yu Qingyao. The old scolded Yu Qingyao and hid home and cried secretly.
Yu Qingyao's eyes rolled, and she cursed Mother Li for sneezing ten times in a row.
Mother Li picked up her fallen son, patted off the noodles on his body in heartache, and helped her son who twisted his foot into the house to change clothes.
Li Huaide lost face in front of people, and he was in a very bad mood.
He entered the house and forced a smile: "I'm fine, Mom, you go eat noodles." ”
Mother Li went out of the house and went to the table to serve noodles. As the hostess, she is only now eating her first bowl of noodles.
Pick up the spoon, and Yu Qingyao's curse will arrive.
Mother Li held a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and sneezed ten times in a row.
When ordinary people sneeze, they will cover it with their hands, or turn around with their heads down.
Mother Li was surrounded by people, so she couldn't turn around, she was holding things in her hands, and she couldn't cover her nose.
Ten sneezes fell with their heads down, saliva and snot flew together, and all fell into the basin.
A table of people looked at her dumbfounded.
Some people think, Ma Phi, I only ate one bowl, how can I eat the second bowl now?
After Li Mu sneezed, she was so embarrassed that she hurriedly said, "I'll cook another pot of noodles." ”
She brought the pot of noodles into the kitchen and felt heartache as she cooked the second pot of noodles. She felt heartache for the half-pot chicken soup and shredded pork noodles that no one had eaten.
Father Li followed him to the kitchen and complained that his wife didn't know anything, which made the guests not eat well and embarrassed him.
Mother Li was speechless.
Yu Qingyao rested for a while, and then attacked Father Li again.
She cursed Father Li for twisting his foot.
After eating the noodles, Li's father instructed the people to return the tables and chairs he borrowed yesterday.
Carrying the large wooden table, he didn't see the way clearly, and accidentally twisted his foot.
He and his son made up a pair of iron crutches Li, and Yu Qingyao completed the three consecutive killings of the Li family, and he was in a very happy mood, and he felt that his thoughts were all clear.
Staring at the newly obtained 3 curse points, Yu Qingyao thought about it and decided not to add it for the time being. She has a master, and if the master checks her practice progress, wouldn't it be terrible?
She decided to save for now, and then use it when the time is right.
After resting, she thought of the old patriarch again. Well, the old man doesn't understand anything, but he pretends to be an expert. I almost burned this girl alive as a corpse. This girl was scared to death at that time, and if she didn't fix him well, her sister couldn't swallow this breath.
I wanted to curse Patriarch Li now, but Yu Qingyao thought about it and decided to postpone it.
She can only play small curses now, and the timing of the curse is very important.
At noon, Wang Daochang did not come back, and Xiao Daotong brought food.
Yu Qingyao ate in the courtyard, and Xiaodaotong took the dishes and chopsticks and left.
After eating, Yu Qingyao pondered, at this time, the Li family should still be entertaining. When people in the countryside do happy events, there is no reason to invite only one meal, which is usually two days.
When the people in the village invite guests, they must invite the old patriarch.
The old patriarch likes to drink two glasses, which should still be on the table at this time.
Yu Qingyao's bad water came out.
She secretly rubbed and cursed the old patriarch to pull his pants.
At the Li family, a guest got up and toasted the old patriarch. The old patriarch got up and drank. Just as he was about to drink, there was a thunderclap in his abdomen, and he slammed into the ground. The old patriarch felt a heat in his crotch, and a warm current flew down.
His table was full of distinguished guests with heads and faces, and when they heard the strange noise, they all turned their heads to look at the old patriarch.
Immediately, they smelled a strange stench.
Everyone was puzzled.
The old patriarch's expression at this time was extremely strange, three points were incredible, three points were red with shame, and four points were so painful that he wanted to die headlong.
Why is this happening? Why is this happening?
He couldn't even drink the wine, and said, "I'm a little sick to my stomach, and I'm rude!"
Without waiting for the crowd to stay, he turned and ran out.
Li Huaide was puzzled, pulled the old patriarch at the door of the lobby, and said with a smile: "Patriarch Grandpa, why don't you leave?