Chapter 11 Men disguised as women
Yi Shaotian hurriedly said: "Miss Liu Hong, this is your mistake. ”
Liu Hong was surprised: "Oh, how did Yi Gongzi say that?"
Yi Shaotian said: "The world has always talked about equality between men and women, women can learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, why can't men learn singing and dancing?"
Liu Hong said: "Yi Gongzi is reasonable, but ......"
Yi Shaotian said: "The price is easy to say, there are 10,000 silver tickets here, just as the tuition fee we pay, I will accompany Brother Zhu to practice together, so as not to be embarrassed personally." ”
Liu Hongniang said: "One ...... 1......0,000 taels?
At this time, an old woman walked out of the room, she was dressed in red and purple, painted in a thick costume, she was the housekeeper of the Wuyue Building, Xu Mama, she just heard this and ran out in a hurry, and said with a smile: "Liu Hong, it is rare that Yi Gongzi and Zhu Gongzi are so interested in your singing and dancing, you will agree, this money, I will collect it for you first." ”
As he spoke, he snatched the silver ticket from Yi Shaotian's hand, and said in his mouth: "Yi Gongzi, Zhu Gongzi, if you need anything to eat, just ask." ”
Yi Shaotian smiled: "Thank you Mama Xu." ”
Mama Xu said with a red face: "Xiaolan, Xiaoyi, greet the two distinguished guests." ”
"Yes!" the two young girls heard the voice.
Mama Xu smiled and said, "Two sons, Miss Liu Hong will guide you throughout the past few days." ”
Yi Shaotian thanked him.
Liu Hong chuckled and said, "Since Gongzi Yi and Gongzi Zhu are so elegant, then please come with the little girl." ”
Liu Hong is the lead dancer of Wuyue Tower, and she is also the popular head brand here, so she guides them to practice their dancing skills, and she is naturally easy to catch.
Before I knew it, it was getting late, but Mama Xu couldn't let go of the two rich men, so she ordered someone to arrange a first-class wing room for them.
That night, Yi Shaotian was about to rest in his clothes, when suddenly a little mouse crawled in from the window, grabbed a few paper balls in its hands, squeaked, and then threw the paper balls on the bed.
Yi Shaotian untied the paper ball in confusion, only to see that his name was written on it.
Yi Shaotian grabbed the paper ball, it was difficult to understand, and muttered: "Could it be that Rong'er is also obsessed with herself, but why does Mufu regret her marriage again? Is there any secret?"
"Gopher, you go and inquire again, and see what is going on at Miss Rong'er's house. ”
The gopher squeaked, "Yes, master, it's just that I'm a little hungry." ”
Yi Shaotian grabbed a roast chicken leg from the table and threw it to it and said, "If you continue to eat like this, you will gain weight." ”
"Thank you host, I'll go now. "The gopher grabbed the chicken leg and was about to run.
Yi Shaotian said suddenly: "Wait, you tell me about Miss Yanrong's situation." ”
By drilling the gopher, Yi Shaotian roughly understood some news about the Mu family, it turned out that Mu Yanrong not only wrote his name every day, but also often washed his face with tears.
This made Yi Shaotian even more unpredictable, could it be that regretting the marriage was just the meaning of Uncle Mu or Aunt Mu? He missed her even more in his heart, and he couldn't wait to see her immediately and ask for a real understanding.
He drew a portrait of the two on a silk scarf, and wrote a line that the lovers eventually became married, and then called a pair of sparrow brothers and sisters to pass the silk scarf to her.
"It doesn't hurt to be able to talk to animals. He began to gladly accept this ability, and he didn't know if it was God's deliberate trick, or if it was an opportunity that he had accumulated virtue in his previous life.
He smiled self-deprecatingly and couldn't help but sigh.
In the next few days, Yi Shaotian lived in the Dancing Moon Building with Zhu Donglai in order to practice his dancing skills hard.
He occasionally called a few cockroaches and quietly climbed on Miss Liu Hong's skirt, which frightened her into losing face, and at the same time created an opportunity for Zhu Donglai to be a hero, but unfortunately these cockroaches were all trampled to death by Zhu Donglai, but Miss Liu Hong's attitude towards Zhu Donglai has also changed a lot.
Yi Shaotian looked at Zhu Donglai, who was dressed in red and purple, with a thick rouge on his face, and couldn't help laughing.
Miss Liu Hong held back a smile and said lightly: "I think it might be better to put another mole on your face, and your waist is tightened and your chest is straightened." ”
Yi Shaotian, who had just taken a sip of tea, saw the big mole on his face, the ugly one was ugly, he couldn't bear it anymore, and a sip of tea squirted out, all of which were sprayed on Zhu Donglai's face.
Immediately, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
After a while, Miss Liu Hong stopped laughing and said: "Young Master Yi, now it's your turn to change your skirt, your female voice and dancing skills have been practicing well in the past few days, don't be nervous when you change into women's clothes and come to the stage in a while." ”
When Yi Shaotian came out of the screen to change clothes, everyone was stunned, and they thought that there was a stunning woman who broke in.
I saw him wearing a purple skirt, a golden phoenix on his head, a jade spirit in his ears, his fair skin could be broken by blowing, he was graceful and charming, and when he looked in front of the mirror, he was a little surprised.
Liu Hong exclaimed: "I can't imagine that Yi Gongzi will change into women's clothes, even the little woman almost can't recognize it, it's so beautiful, I'm afraid Xi Shi is just like that!"
Zhu Donglai twisted his ass and ran behind the screen to check it, and when he saw that there was no one inside, he returned and said, "Oh, Brother Yi, is it really you?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and was about to reach Yi Shaotian's chest to check the authenticity.
Yi Shaotian protected himself with his hands, and said in a different voice: "Don't, son, the little girl is still a yellow flower girl." "The voice is delicate.
Zhu Donglai said embarrassedly: "Mom, shemale!"
Yi Shaotian scolded with a smile: "I'm phew!"
Zhu Donglai blushed and said, "Miss Liuhong, I'm ...... I'm going to change into his clothes too, why am I doing this...... , do you have to lose weight? ”
At this time, Mama Xu rushed over and said, "Hurry up, the guests can't wait." ”
Miss Liu Hong had to dress up again for Zhu Donglai.
These days, Yi Shaotian has learned the Phoenix Dance and the Hundred Flowers Dance, and the singing is also quite pleasant, plus there are two girls in the Dance Moon Building who happen to be sick today, and now he and Zhu Dong will replace them, not to mention that Yi Shaotian also wants to test his hard practice in the past few days.
Zhu Donglai was a little worried: "Brother Yi, do we really want to go?"
Yi Shaotian said: "Don't forget, I am a Chu Chu girl now, and your name is Tiantian." ”
Miss Liu Hong comforted: "Don't worry, just perform as we did during the rehearsal." Wear your veil, and don't take it off. ”
They followed Miss Liu Hong to the backstage group of dancers, a total of nine people, and now they are going to perform the Hundred Flowers Dance on stage, the two of them are a little nervous in their hearts, Yi Shaotian couldn't help but take a long breath and settle down.
I saw Zhu Donglai tighten his waist and lift his skirt, his fat body seemed to be able to collapse the stage, and he twisted his ass and followed everyone to the big stage.
The audience was already full of literati and dignitaries, and the seats were full.
Yi Shaotian and Zhu Donglai were also guests on this stage, and it was the first time for a man to dress up as a woman on the stage at this time.
Suddenly, someone shouted, "Why do you have to put on a veil? ”
Mama Xu smiled and said: "This son, what we are going to perform is a new version of the Hundred Flowers Dance, which adds to the mystery, and please be quiet and enjoy it carefully." ”
"No, no, you have to take off your face towel, what if it's all men on this stage, isn't it?
"That's it, that's it, take off the face towel, we can't get used to it. ”
"If you don't take it off, let's leave now, and return the silver taels. ”
Miss Liu Hong looked at Mama Xu and said, "This ......"
Yi Shaotian suddenly saw a few familiar faces sitting in a place, and one of them shouted was actually the genius of Fengzhou.
Mama Xu said: "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, Liu Hong, let everyone take off their towels." ”
Miss Liu Hong took off the towel very reluctantly, and the women had to take it off, and when Zhu Donglai took it off half-pushed, the crowd suddenly shouted and scolded.
"Mom, this one is too ugly. ”
"It's ugly. ”
"It's too fat, no wonder you have to cover your face. ”
When Yi Shaotian took it off, he was suddenly silent, this woman was too delicate, her charming eyes were full of electricity.
I don't know who shouted, "Good!"
Everyone reacted and applauded.
Lu Shatian suddenly stared at Yi Shaotian in fascination, and his heart was also rippling.
He quietly said to the richly dressed and obese fifty-year-old man on the side, "I don't know if Lord Jia has seen this woman?"
Master Jia looked at the woman on the stage and said, "No, it seems that this little lady has just arrived here, and she is really beautiful, and her face is like a peach blossom." ”
Lu Shatian smiled: "Hehe, if Lord Jia is interested, Lu will go to inquire later." ”
Master Jia nodded with great satisfaction, secretly happy.
Soon, a dance music was over, and the audience applauded.
After the song ended, many audience members rushed into the backstage, and one of the middle-aged men went on a rampage, shouting: "Let Jean, our Master Jia is looking for the new girl." ”
Zhu Donglai was pleasantly surprised: "I want to ...... Looking for me?"
The middle-aged man kicked him to the ground and scolded: "I'm ugly, ugly, dead." ”
Zhu Donglai was furious, grabbed a thick stick at the foot of the wall and smashed it at the back of the man's head, scolding: "Damn, I really don't know how to appreciate it." ”
The middle-aged man fell to the ground and fainted.
Yi Shaotian knew that it was not good, if people knew that he was pretending to be a woman, it would be a waste of his efforts.
Lu Shatian was blocked outside, stretched out his head to look inside, and shouted: "Mama Xu, Mama Xu!"
Mama Xu responded as she walked inside: "Oh, Mr. Lu, don't worry, our girl is changing her clothes inside, and there will be a new dance music performance in a while." ”
Except for Mama Xu and Miss Liu Hong, no one here knows Yi Shaotian's true identity.
Yi Shaotian pulled Mama Xu and Liu Hong aside and said: "It seems that in this matter, if Master Jia knows that we are men, we will not give up, you will take these silver taels and dot them, in case they come to the door, they will say that the two newcomers have offended the guests and have fled in fear." ”
Mama Xu saw that Qian was open-minded, and of course she was also very well-connected to become the housekeeper of Wuyue Building, of course she didn't want to smash her signboard, even if Yi Shaotian didn't give him silver taels, she would find a way to pocket it.
Liu Hong smiled with vinegar: "Hehe, I didn't expect that Yi Gongzi disguised himself as a woman and fascinated so many people in the audience." ”
Yi Shaotian smiled: "It's not all the credit of Miss Liu Hong. ”
Zhu Donglai twisted his ass and yelled dissatisfiedly: "I think these people are all heavy-tasted." ”