Chapter 60: The Cheeky Man

"Hahahaha......" has been looking at the pictures emerging from the planet in the Star Exploration Tower, and Lingxi has already taken a clear view of the situation in Zheng Zumeng's town.

At this time, she was holding her stomach, rolling on the futon and laughing.

It's so funny.

Especially that fat boss, what a little cutie!

I can cry so joyfully.

Sure enough, the people outside this dynasty are interesting, unlike here where there are rules everywhere, and people are as boring as puppets.

"People really want to sneak out and play. Lingxi lay flat on the futon and looked helplessly at the two little birds flying freely in the sky outside the Star Exploration Tower, her eyes were full of envy.

The little red bird and the little blue bird are chirping in the air and flying again, sometimes arranged into two vertical points, sometimes arranged into two horizontal points, so easy and lovely!

......Suddenly, a sharp arrow with a breaking sound flew rapidly, aiming at the little red bird flying in the sky.

Before the arrow could shoot the little red bird, the little blue bird quickly flapped its wings and flew hurriedly in the direction of the little red bird.

"Chirp" {Little Blue}

"Chirp" {Red, bird food}

"Wow!"{Huh!}

"Chirp!" {Red, wrong!}

originally thought that the little blue bird was a little red bird who came to save him, but he didn't expect that the other party was just worried about the problem of bird food.

Scum Bird!

The little red bird grabbed the tail hair of the little blue bird with one paw, and the two little birds became entangled in this way.

"Porphyry...... Whoa!"

Two birds with one stone, good archery!

The guard who had just shot an arrow calmly accepted the praise of his friends, but in fact, he didn't expect to be able to shoot two birds with one arrow, it was really luck, it was really luck.

But for the sake of his friend's compliment, he decided to wait for the roast birds to eat one by one.

And on the star-exploring tower, she witnessed the scene of "two birds martyrdom" just now, and Lingxi only felt that there were all kinds of true feelings in the world!

Lingxi shook his shoulders and lowered his head, wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth with his hands, and said, "It's so touched, it's a pity, it's a pity...... Suck and suck. ”

It's a pity that she didn't shoot down the two affectionate birds herself, otherwise she would have had bird meat to eat.

"The emperor has arrived!"

Just when Lingxi was complaining that he had no bird meat to eat, Zheng Qiming suddenly came to the Star Exploration Tower.

"Tsk, this emperor is here again today. Lingxi got up from the futon and smashed the planet that he had been watching with a few fingers and directly hit the ground.

With a soft "poof", the planet disappeared from the ground, like fireworks that bloomed and disappeared.

"Goddess, I must be in a pretty good mood today. Zheng Qiming hadn't walked up to the second floor of the Star Exploration Building yet, but downstairs he had already heard Lingxi's laughter like a convulsion, as well as the sound of sucking saliva that he had just heard upstairs.

"Where, where, it's still as boring as ever. Just pretend to smile and let yourself be happy. Lingxi said with a smile at Zheng Qiming.

Since Zheng Zumeng left the dynasty, Zheng Qiming has to come to her every few days.

Zheng Qiming didn't come for anything, but to let Lingxi use the planet to see how Zheng Zumeng was doing.

However, in that case, if Lingxi wants to see the outside world at any time, it will be impossible. After all, this planet is also a consumable after all, and it is impossible to use it for a long time.

"Then I ask you, can the planet be used? It's been a few days, and I believe that the goddess must have a planet that can be used. Zheng Qiming didn't believe it, this goddess wouldn't even have a planet that could be used.

"Well, there's really one. But ......"

"That's it, take it out and show it to me. I haven't seen that girl in many days. This time, because of the misunderstanding between me and her mother, she left the dynasty and went out of my heart, but it was quite uncomfortable. ”

Before Lingxi's words were finished, he was directly interrupted by Zheng Qiming.

Zheng Qiming has been waiting for so many days, since there is a planet that can be used now, then he will not listen to Lingxi's nonsense.

Even if the planet is blown up, he Zheng Qiming will also want to see it.

After the time of the three breaths......

"Bang Bang"

"Ahem, ahem...... Goddess! You tell me what is going on, why did this planet suddenly blow up?" Zheng Qiming touched the black ash on his face, and he asked Lingxi with trembling hands, pointing to the planet that had just been blown up.

"Aha, this. Actually, I wanted to tell you from the beginning, but you didn't listen. This planet was originally a defective product, and I couldn't see the picture a few times. It's a matter of minutes and minutes that this blows up. "Lingxi's face is none of my business, it's all you have to see, I won't carry the pot that was blown up.

Zheng Qiming looked at Lingxi's appearance that he didn't care about himself, and he nested a fire in his heart.

He just said it casually at the time, and he didn't expect it to be suddenly Bao zha.

Zheng Qiming is simply doing his own demon this time.

How would he know that the planet that the spirit rhino took out had just had a little bit of light, and it was blown up without the slightest defense.

Zheng Qiming was also very helpless, okay, he touched his handsome face that was blackened again.

"What's the matter? This can't be a stupid blow up for the planet. Lingxi looked at Zheng Qiming's stupid face, and she felt that Zheng Qiming was probably really stupid by Bao Zhana just now.

In this case, she Lingxi is the first goddess to blow up the emperor since the beginning of the dynasty.

Well, Lingxi thought like this, and inexplicably felt that he might have achieved something amazing!

Wait a minute, no, this emperor has been blown up stupidly, isn't this country about to catch a cold?

The duty of the goddess is to assist the emperor in using divine power to develop the country. It's not for her to use her divine power to mess with the emperor.

In that case, there would be no need for her goddess to exist, and then she would be an old woman who was good for nothing but overnourished breasts.

Without the aura of a goddess, she will quickly age and eventually die......

So, she's here by herself, what the hell she's so happy!{}

"Well, are you okay?" Lingxi began to ask Zheng Qiming cautiously, she saw Zheng Qiming turn his head, so he stretched out two more fingers and asked, "Look, how many fingers do I have here?"

"Two ......" Zheng Qiming replied subconsciously as he looked at Lingxi's outstretched hand, but he didn't react until the words were spoken, this Lingxi was just taking him for a fool.

"What do you mean? I'm not stupid! Zheng Qiming pretended to be angry at Lingxi.

When Lingxi heard Zheng Qiming say this, her heart finally returned to her chest again. The one who would say that he would punish the crime so casually must be Zheng Qiming, the dog emperor.

"Did you scold me in your heart just now!" Zheng Qiming felt inexplicably unhappy in his heart, and then looked at Lingxi's suddenly realized look, and the evil smile on the corner of the other party's mouth, he knew that the guy in front of him was talking about him.

Lingxi's ventriloquist was discovered by Zheng Qiming, but she was fearless.

Successive emperors were not allowed to impose criminal penalties on goddesses, not even by starvation.

Therefore, where is Lingxi a little afraid of one, Zheng Qiming, who is like a paper tiger in front of her, the emperor is really not enough to see her here.

"I don't, don't think about it. Who knows if you have made a concubine unhappy again, and people are saying bad things about you behind your back. Lingxi desperately splashed the dirty water outward, but she was helping the concubines who stayed alone in the empty room all day to find happiness. She's doing good deeds.

"Why did I marry those women, the goddess should know best!" It's good not to mention it, but when I mention it, the helmet is even more popular.

Half of the concubines in Zheng Qiming's harem were selected for her by the guy Lingxi, and each of them had a dominatrix-like appearance. Because of the identity of the Spirit Rhino Goddess, Zheng Qiming accepted them all.

But when the group of women was thinking about how to please Zheng Qiming, Zheng Qiming directly went down with a holy decree and imprisoned all those women in the harem. Since then, the palace has become the liveliest place in the entire palace.

"Hmph, it's better not to, I'll leave first this time. Remember the next time I come back, I'll get that broken stone ball right. I hope that the next time I come back, the priestess will have a stone ball to use. Zheng Qiming's meaning is obvious, he is giving Lingxi a final ultimatum.

"Oh, that's what people call planets. Not a broken stone ball. It's a ball with a name. If you say that, it will increase the pressure on others. When the time comes, I'll show you believe it or not!" Lingxi originally named this broken stone, but it was not good to think about it for a long time, the previous goddesses were all called "stone balls, stone balls", which did not conform to the noble and elegant image of the goddess at all.

Now that Zheng Qiming is so casual, he is called back to become a broken stone ball, who can bear it!

"Hmph, do you still have an opinion? Tell me about you, since you became this goddess, this broken stone exploded almost once I came to see it. This time it was even more excessive, and it directly blew up the black ash on my face. Zheng Qiming said that, and touched his peerless beauty with his hand.

He endured it again and again. That's a limit, isn't it?

Also, don't really think that he Zheng Qiming doesn't know what Lingxi is thinking in his heart.

Now he already knows that when Zheng Zumeng was still in the palace, Lingxi often went out from the Star Exploration Tower to go to the county lord's mansion.

Moreover, one night, Lingxi also took Zheng Zumeng to this star-exploring tower for a night, if it weren't for the imperial guards who had been monitoring in secret, they didn't find any misdeeds in Lingxi. Otherwise, as long as Lingxi dares to "move" a finger of Zheng Zumeng, the throne that is watching in the shadows will definitely cut through the chaos and correct Lingxi on the spot.

Isn't it just a goddess?

He Zheng Qiming still went down. But anyone who dares to have evil thoughts about Su Keqing's child, he will kill him quickly.

Although Lingxi felt that Zheng Qiming, who was in front of her now, the inexplicable murderous aura on the other party's body, Lingxi would not be pressed by the Dog Emperor like this.

"Don't worry, you come back in ten days and a half months, and when the time comes, I swear in the name of the goddess, and I will definitely let the emperor see what you want to see." "Lingxi just doesn't want to show you Zheng Qiming now, how can you drop it, and dare to murder her?

Come back in ten days and half a month, and by then his Zheng Qiming's anger should have subsided, and then she will blow him up again. Moreover, she just said that she swore by Zheng Qiming, the dog emperor, when he came to the Star Exploration Tower again, but she didn't swear now.

Lingxi himself was playing his own wishful thinking in his heart, thinking that he could put Zheng Qiming together.

However, after Zheng Qiming listened to Lingxi's words, he opened his mouth and said: "What the goddess said is that since the goddess has sworn by her own name, and she swears so sincerely. Then I'll come back next month. After all, the goddess swore today that when I came again, she would show me what she wanted to see. I still have something to do, so I'll go back first. ”

"Yes, yes, your majesty, you are right. Then you walk slowly and pay attention to the stairs. After sending Zheng Qiming away, Lingxi didn't react to what Zheng Qiming had just made her promise.

Lingxi lay on the window of the Star Exploration Building, looking at Zheng Qiming, who had already gotten up in a sedan chair downstairs and returned to the palace. The spirit rhino stuck out his little tongue at the departing team, and then one of them got up and jumped to a floor.

"Knock Knock"

Lingxi knocked three times on the dark grid with his foot, and after a soft "click", the planks on both sides were slowly retracted.

And under the planks are neatly arranged "planets".

"Hey, hey, I have so much stock here, but I don't give it to you Zheng Qiming. Just ask you if you're angry, if you're angry. Lingxi looked at the planet she had saved up on weekdays, and she was so happy that she didn't notice a figure behind her.

"Hey, that's not right! Explode your dog's head! Zheng Qiming, you dog emperor, dare to calculate me! Wow, ah, ah......" Looking at the planet in front of him, Lingxi remembered what Zheng Qiming said before.

Lingxi realized that what Zheng Qiming said was completely different from what she said!

Lingxi didn't expect that his plan would be seen through by Zheng Qiming.

Yes, it's a stratagem.

Lingxi thinks that what he just used is a stratagem, not the childish idea of a three-year-old child.

Zheng Qiming, who was originally frowning, slowly stretched his brows when he faintly heard the scream of the spirit rhino that could break through the sky.

Now Zheng Qiming has only one word in his heart to describe, at this moment, his heart, that is-cool.

He, Zheng Qiming, as a king, has been played by Lingxi more than two or three times, and now he has finally won back a game! Congratulations, congratulations, Zheng Qiming even used his sleeves to lightly try the corners of his eyes that had no tears.

"Tut-tut, what a poor man, he was put on a stand by the emperor. It's miserable, it's miserable! ”

"Hmph, that's what I was careless this time, if I hadn't ......" Lingxi was so excited just now that she heard someone talking behind her, and she naturally picked up the topic.

However, this stargazing tower has always been the only one she is, so who is this person who speaks?

You can enter the Star Exploration Tower at will, Zheng Qiming's dog emperor has already left, and he is directly excluded.

So who else?

Lingxi dared to scream in front of Zheng Qiming, and that was because the laws of the dynasty were protecting her.

But now this person who can sneak into the Star Exploration Tower without alarming the guards, then the opponent's martial arts must be very high.

Thinking of this, Lingxi's shoulders trembled slightly, she was a little goddess, and the only thing she could do was light work...... Now that she has been accosted by someone who doesn't know her intentions, she regrets that she didn't learn more kung fu that can be used for self-defense, and she really hates it when she wants to use it.

"Yo, goddess stick, when did you become so afraid of me? He Xin clasped his hands to his chest and laughed.

The person who spoke was He Xin, who rushed back from Bashan the day before yesterday.

He Xin was Zheng Qiming's cousin, so it was naturally not difficult for her to enter and exit this Star Exploration Tower. It's just that what He Xin didn't expect was that her appearance would make Lingxi frightened, and her shoulders trembled uncontrollably.

"Ho...... Xin, look at the old lady, I won't pull out your clothes, and then throw you downstairs, ah!" Lingxi heard He Xin's violent female voice, from the beginning of the nervousness to relaxation to the current thunder.

Lingxi was almost scared to death by He Xin just now, this guy is okay.

Anyway, why did He Xin come back suddenly? Didn't she do an investigation in Bashan?

How could he have come back so quickly?

Lingxi remembered that she had seen He Xin's situation in Bashan with the planet. According to what she did, she shouldn't have come back so soon.

"Ha, you've hidden so many stone balls. He Xin pointed to a pile of stone balls under the floor behind Lingxi and said.

"Hey, you're sneaking back!" the spirit stomped on the floor and put the stone ball away again.

......

Lingxi and He Xin thought that they had grabbed each other's pigtails, but they didn't expect that each other's pigtails were on each other's hands.

"Hmph, what's going on! I can not appear in front of everyone, then I won't run away!"

"Oh, I don't care! I could have destroyed all this bunch of things, and no one else would see it anyway!"

He Xin and Lingxi said at the same time again.

This is completely a rush of a pair of enemies.

"Hahahaha......"

He Xin and Lingxi were stunned for less than a moment, but the two of them laughed out loud at the same time.

"Hmm!"

"Hey!"

Shot at the same time again, He Xin controlled Lingxi's leg that wanted to stomp on the floor again, and Lingxi grabbed He Xin, who wanted to escape.

"Let it go, you goddess stick. ”

"You're the one who should put your feet down, you violent woman. ”

"If you let me go, I'll let it go!"

"You put it first, and I'll think about it later......"

......" He Xin has never seen such a brazen person, "I know that you are a goddess stick, and you still think about it? If you don't let go, then I won't let go, everyone is so deadlocked!"

"Heh, stalemate is stalemate, anyway, I ate today, and I slept well yesterday. You want to spend it, right? That's going to cost you. ”

It is true that Lingxi had expected He Xin to rush back all the way, but He Xin's family was born in the military. No matter how tired and hungry people are, they are much stronger than Lingxi, a "delicate" goddess. Baidu: Read the latest chapter of "Let Go of That Female General Jiezhong Literature" for free for the first time.