Chapter 95: The old birthday star hangs himself
Imperial City of Dynasty, Ao Mansion
"Woo-tom!"
"Woohoo, tom!"
"Boom, tom, tom!"
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Because I used to advocate a green national style. The environmental protection fee charged for demolition and relocation is coming, so the birthday of this Ao Mansion is equivalent to this salute, which is naturally replaced by an artificial mouth cannon.
It's just that the person chosen is not a cat or a dog, but a famous actor of the top drama troupe of the dynasty!
Sort by skill and fame.
Powerful people are naturally shooting in the back, after all, the "Xiu Tom" in the back is very much.
"Lord Ao! Lord Ao's scene this year is really this!" the speaker raised his thumb and raised it high.
With people at the beginning, the people behind will naturally follow the trend.
"Yes, yes, especially these class leaders!
"The bright card pays attention to people!"
......
These people who spoke were none other than Lord Ao in the court, and they were the only ones who looked forward to Lord Ao all day long.
This whisker slapping skill is quite powerful.
"Go in, go in, please just go inside! Today, everyone gives Ao a certain face, and the old man is happy! Hahahaha...... "Ao Daguan is already a first-class minister in this court, and now he just wants such a face."
The guests arrived one after another, and the big crown of Ao also entered the Ao Mansion.
After a long and sprinkling of exuberance, it is finally time for today's highlight.
The guests who came at this time had their eyes firmly fixed on the big crown. Everybody wanted to see what kind of treasure this was! They had only heard of it but had never seen it!
"I heard that this baby was given by the emperor himself!"
"That's not what's wrong! And I'm afraid that this Ao Mansion will be the number one existence in this dynasty and among all the official residences in the future. ”
"That's a must! Look at how much the emperor attaches importance to Lord Ao. It can be seen that the meaning behind this is even more extraordinary!"
"That's right, it's a reward for the goddess's possessions."
"We're going to have to hug this thigh tightly, or we'll be on the wrong side of the line." ”
"yes, yes, I'm here today!"
"Uh-huh......"
Although Ao Daguan is already a little old, he is also a big official in the court! On weekdays, he has a lot of support for his body. There aren't too many maintenance ingredients and utensils attached to him, didn't you see that the guests who came today didn't bring any birthday gifts?
This was after the house couldn't let go, so he ordered him not to accept the birthday gift. The first is to establish an image of himself as an honest official, and the other is naturally to give Zheng Qiming, who is secretly paying attention to him, to establish the same appearance of a loyal minister for himself.
The words that floated out of the mouths of the guests on both sides were heard word for word.
Now use one word to describe the heart of Ao Daguan, that is-cool.
"Ahem" Ao Daguan stood at the bottom of the planet in the courtyard, in order to be the most shining one in the audience.
Everyone's attention was drawn to the Ao Da Guan.
However, just when everyone was paying attention to the big crown and the planet covered by red satin. A short, thin figure slipped out of the door of Aofu.
"Today is Ao's 80th birthday, thanks to the presence of friends from the DPRK and China. ”
In the middle is naturally the same as in previous years, and the people here are naturally tired of listening.
In previous years, such a set was in nothing new. Even some of the people present can pick up what they want to say behind the big crown without any mistakes.
"This is the last thing, and the only thing that is most important today is to ask everyone to take a closer look at the ball. ”
"Bang Bang Bang Bang ......"
Sporadic applause rang out.
Ao Daguan is also used to it, and he is even more ashamed!
If it weren't for the limited level of his own education, how could he change the soup and not the medicine every time he spoke......
Because apart from the change in the age of the servant, what he said has not changed at all.
"Then, the next time is the most exciting time!" Ao Daguan grabbed the red satin in one hand and lifted his breath with pride!
"Hiss......"
After Ao Daguan lifted the red satin, everyone present gasped in unison. It's really ...... Words can't tell.
"Tremble, worship, all for my use!" Ao Daguan began to daydream habitually again.
"Sir, sir. The housekeeper on the side stepped forward and gently pulled the sleeve of the big crown.
"What are you doing? Don't come to get in the way, stay and go!" Ao Daguan said dissatisfiedly.
What kind of occasion is this! What kind of occasion is this! What is his birthday! What are you doing when you come up with a little family? You dare to touch his clothes with your hands, this is an old birthday star hanging!
"The lord is a ball, the lord is a ball!" said the housekeeper still.
Ao Daguan's face changed in an instant, what is "the master is a ball"?
"Someone, come on, drag this bold family down. Throw out of my Ao Mansion! Today, my lord and I have a big birthday, and it is not easy to see blood!"
With a wave of Ao Daguan's veteran hand, the family was a little stunned on the side, and the other family members dragged him out.
"It's a man, remember to settle the monthly money for him. ”
Ao Daguan felt that he was certain this time, and he could buy some people's hearts.
"Alright, everyone can come up and take a closer look!"
Ao Daguan was stunned for the moment he turned around
"Huh, what's that?"
"Isn't it the old man's dazzle?"
"Would you like to watch it again?"
......
I've seen it, I've seen it more than once, but who can tell him why it's like this!
How did a smooth and round ball become such a big piece of shit!
It had just been covered with this red satin, and it didn't taste yet. It's just that now as soon as the red satin is lifted, such a big smell comes to the nostrils......
Xiaguan suddenly remembered that his wife and children at home were still waiting for Xiaguan. Then the next official will retire first!"
"Huh, what?"
Before Ao Daguan could react, the official who spoke had already left in a hurry without looking back.
It seems that if he stays here, something bad will happen.
With the first, there is the second, and the third and fourth
"Lord Ao, the old mother at home has not seen me for many years, so I will retire today. ”
"Lord Ao, the wives and concubines at home are waiting to be pampered, so don't leave it at that!"
"Lord Ao, the lower official's body suddenly felt unwell and took his leave. ”
......
More and more people are leaving, and the reasons are getting more and more outrageous. The people behind them didn't say hello, they just turned around and left.
It can be said that these people who came to the birthday banquet came and went in a hurry.
"This is ......" Ao Daguan doesn't understand, what is this for?
Why do you even have to think about it?
The things rewarded by the emperor have become a piece of shit.
What are irrelevant people staying here for!
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