Chapter 4: (4) The Lin family has a daughter
4-15 No peaks are overwhelming
Liu Bang stood on the top of Lingjue, sad alone, lamenting in the wind.
In the distance, a voice was heard.
Girl One: Fuck off, stinky rascal.
Liu Bang followed the prestige, and saw two girls, one tall and one short, who were laughing at themselves and slowly approaching.
Liu Bang wanted to see Chen Yu and Luo Yan at first.
Liu Bang: What's going on, is it time to go back? Is it God's favor that made me go back to half a year ago, and everything started all over again? Well, yes, thank God for giving me such a chance to start again, I must keep my own self and keep my distance from Chen Yu, just like meeting in the water, no longer have any feelings, so that there will be no sadness in the future.
Feng Manlou: You call it, it's useless, there's no one here.
Girl 1: Who said no, isn't it? Brother, this man is a hooligan, come and save us.
Liu Bang turned around and wanted to go, but when he heard the shout, he turned around again.
Liu Bang: I'll do it too.
Feng Manlou: It's you again.
Liu Bang: When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help, which is the true character of a chivalry.
Feng Manlou: Brother, for the sake of my little sister, we have shaken hands and made peace, calling me brother and brother, and you are doing bad things to me again?
Liu Bang: Do you know me?
Feng Manlou: Every time it spoils my good deeds, I know you when I turn to ashes.
Liu Bang also recognized Feng Manlou, and even recognized that the two daughters in front of him were not Chen Yu and Luo Yan, and began to be in a trance.
Liu Bang: Is it possible to turn back time? What's going on? Is this all an illusion? Who am I? Where am I? What am I here for?
Feng Manlou took advantage of Liu Bang's confusion, jumped up, and swept him to the ground with one leg.
Liu Bang was brave and courageous, struggled a few times, and lost his strength.
Feng Manlou: Brother, I'm sorry.
4-16 No peaks are on top of the sun
Feng Manlou narrowed his eyes and turned to walk towards the two girls.
Liu Bang: Run, don't look at his eyes, this trick is called "Into the wood three-point pervert eyes", and it is very powerful.
Girl 1: Third sister, go quickly.
The girl was silent, did not avoid the edge, and looked at each other with the wind and the building.
The girl's second gaze was tactful and sharp.
The wind is full of buildings, very hue, and there is no true affection.
Liu Bang was in a hurry, picked up a stone and threw it over.
The stone is so close to the wind that it can't fall.
Girl 1: Third sister, what's wrong with you?
Girl 2 smiled slightly and pointed to a boulder next to her.
When the wind was full of buildings, even if he was "hungry and thirsty", he staggered towards the boulder, hugging and kissing.
Girl 1: Haha, my third sister is the only descendant of the one hundred and eight "The Art of Mind Reading", and fighting with my third sister is considered a shit luck.
Girl 2 walked up to Liu Bang and stretched out her hand like jade, wanting to pull Liu Bang up.
Girl 2: My name is Lin Feifei, this is my little sister Zhang Yuxue, thank you for what happened just now.
Liu Bang looked at Lin Feifei, how did he look like it? Ice muscles and jade bones, like a quiet orchid; long hair with the wind, clever smile; curling and graceful, indescribable; captivating the country and the city, worthy of a painting!
Liu Bang's heart: Goddess?
Philip Lin: Are you alright?
Liu Bang hurriedly looked away, wanted to stretch out his hand but was embarrassed, and got up by himself.
Liu Bang: It's okay.
Philip Lin: If it's okay, let's go, and we'll see you later.
Zhang Yuxue: Thank you, brother, goodbye, brother.
Liu Bang waved goodbye and looked at the figures of the two, drunk and infatuated.
4-17 No peaks are on top of the sun
Feng Manlou was still holding the boulder and kissing it violently, and the boulder was soaked in a large area.
Liu Bang: What are you doing?
Feng Manlou stopped, constantly chirping.
Feng Manlou: What's wrong with me? Just now, I was obviously holding a beautiful woman, how did I turn into stone?
Liu Bang: You're haunted by perverts, can't you be evil?
Feng Manlou: I think so! No, I have to go to the Dustless Temple, please ask the abbot to check my pulse and drive away the evil spirit, you can go with me.
Liu Bang: Let's go.
4-18 In front of the Dustless Temple
When the two came to the opposite mountain, they saw a temple come out of nowhere. The big book on the temple gate: Bodhi is not a tree, the mirror is not a platform;
Liu Bang: I see, no wonder it's called the Dustless Temple.
As soon as I entered the temple gate, I saw Lin Feifei and Zhang Yuxue also there.
Zhang Yuxue: Brother.
Lin Feifei smiled slightly: You are here too?
Liu Bang glanced at her and quickly shifted his gaze.
Liu Bang: Well, he has fallen into evil, let me accompany him to the abbot to have a look.
Zhang Yuxue pretended to be surprised: Oh, it turns out that you are evil, no wonder you want to be rude when you see anything, you should really take a good look.
Feng Manlou was restless and had no mental awareness.
Zhang Yuxue shouted: Oh, rat, fight.
I saw a rat scurrying around.
Feng Manlou picked up a stone and threw it quickly, and was very proud to see that the mouse was about to die under the stone.
Feng Manlou said in his heart: In front of these two beauties, showing off my skills is the biggest pleasure in my life.
In the electric light and stone fire, I saw a shoe, which came first and intercepted the stone. The rat quickly burrowed into the crack in the wall and escaped.
In this scene, the rabbit rose and fell, and the changes were rapid, and everyone couldn't help but applaud.
Liu Bang picked up the shoes, poured out the stones, and quickly put them on.
Liu Bang: Saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter.
Feng Manlou: But it's a mouse, not a human, what mercy are you pretending to be here?
Liu Bang: In our eyes, rats are enemies. But in the eyes of rats, they are just trying to survive. In the vast universe, there is no difference between high and low life, as long as they are life, they are a legend and priceless. Besides, everything in the world has the same root, it is a man, a dog, a pig, a lion, a donkey, a rat, in fact, to put it bluntly, in ancient times, they were all one ancestor. Also, even the fish in the ocean are a distant relative of ours, that's all. Therefore, what kind of natural selection, the weak eat the strong, to put it bluntly, it is all cannibalism and the same kind devouring each other......
4-19 Inside and outside the Dust-Free Temple
The abbot smiled and greeted Hongchen with a smile on his face.
Xiao Hongchen: Amitabha, good, good. This little benefactor can have such understanding, he is really a person in my Buddha. Come into my door, and you will be the abbot of my future position.
Liu Bang: I'm still young, I'm not married, and I haven't seen through the red dust yet.
Feng Manlou: Master, don't be Hongchen, let's take a look at my illness.
The wind is full of buildings, and it will be said with an ear.
Xiao Hongchen: Turn around.
The wind turned around.
Xiao Hongchen: Lift up your shirt.
The wind is full of clothes.
Xiao Hongchen took out a black pen and wrote a line on his back.
Feng Manlou: Master, what do you write?
Xiao Hongchen: Okay, go back, look in the mirror, read it twice, no, sing both sides more, it's fine.
Liu Bang and Lin Feifei tried their best to hold back, and Zhang Yuxue laughed out loud when she saw it.
Feng Manlou: Brother, what is written?
Liu Bang was just about to read it out.
Lin Feifei sings: How ridiculous is the red dust......
Zhang Yuxue sings: Infatuation is the most boring......
Laughing at Hongchen's voice, looking up to the sky and singing: It's okay to see everything empty......
4-20 Xinghuacun Hotel inside and outside
Liu Bang and Nanzhuang Wuhao got together again.
Feng Manlou: People say I'm a hooligan, but I'm really not a hooligan.
Hua Bijin: The third child, don't say it, it can't be fake, it can't be fake.
Feng Manlou: Hmph!
Zhao Jiuzhou: Brother, why are you unhappy?
Hua Bijin: Yes, what about my sister-in-law?
Xu Qianhuan: Don't be sister-in-law, I heard that you are about to get married to Qi Da.
Flowers: Man, how can this be?
Zhao Jiuzhou waved his arm and slapped the table hard.
Zhao Jiuzhou: When Lao Tzu was about to get married, since she broke her arm, she didn't say a word, left Lao Tzu, and ran away with others.
Jin Buchang: Big brother, don't talk about it, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, come, drink.
The waiter serves the food.
Liu Bang: Sister, is Chen Yu still there?
Waitress: She's quit her job, and I heard she's getting married soon.
Xu Qianhuan: Brother, come, there is wine today and drunk today.
Hua Yijin: Brother, let's talk about it, if you really can't find a partner, I'll marry you, and then you don't dislike it.
Feng Manlou: This is good, brother, this is the daughter of Nanzhuang Hotel, and it will not insult your talent.
Liu Bang: It's a joke, my little sister is like a flower, and she will definitely marry a wishful husband in the future. Here, cheers.
Liu Bang was bitter, but he talked and smiled freely on his face, drinking cup after cup until he was drunk.
4-21 Outside Xinghuacun Hotel Outside Japan
Liu Bang was drunk, said goodbye to Nanzhuang Wuhao, staggered, and walked out of Xinghua Village.
Looking back, but see: a red apricot comes out of the wall!
It's just that it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival, and there are only leaves on the red apricots, but there are no flowers. As soon as the wind blew, a few apricot leaves, drifting down with the wind.
Suddenly, there was a person behind him, hehe sneered. Liu Bang regarded him as a nobody.
Liu Bang: Who are you?
Nobody: Who am I? Who do you say I am? What a slut forgets things! I'm a famous nobody!
The nobody's nobody kept circling around Liu Bang.
Nobody: Okay, it's really a narrow road, last time, you made my three big brothers make a fool of themselves and beat me up for a while. Later, I was not angry, and I made an appointment with my three eldest brothers again, and went to the Success School to ask you about your guilt, but your kid was not there, but it led to the eighteen Arhats. We thought it would be better to defeat the Eighteen Arhats than to defeat you stupid bird, and the four of us almost got smashed out of the. Don't talk nonsense, this revenge will not be avenged, and it is not a gentleman. Eat me first.
Liu Bang was drunk and was knocked to the ground by his palm, punching and kicking. The nobody, because of his anger, kicked in the air and kicked the wall, because of the force, the soles of his shoes were kicked off, his ankle was injured, and he fell to the ground, screaming in pain.
Nobody: You wait, I'll call someone.
Nobody dialed Cao Wei's phone.
Nobody: Big brother, come on, that stinky boy is here.
Cao Wei's voice: I was having dinner with a beautiful woman, and I didn't have time to pay attention to it.
Nobody dialed Sun Wu's phone.
Nobody: Second brother, come on, that stinky boy is here.
Sun Wu's voice: It's in an intense game, and I'll talk about it later.
The nobody dialed Liu Shu's phone.
Nobody: Third brother, come on, that stinky boy is here.
Liu Shu's voice: Okay......
I only heard the sound of "pop", and the sound of slapping came.
Liu Shu: Okay...... You......
I heard a "snap" again, and the self-slapping was louder.
Liu Shu stopped talking and hung up the phone.
Liu Shu rushed over, saw Liu Bang, didn't say a word, and kicked out. Liu Bang rolled all the way and touched the legs of the two before stopping.
These two people are Chen Yu and Bi Yue's mother and daughter. In the past, Chen Yu was a waiter in Xinghua Village, and after getting engaged, today, he has become a guest. Bi Yue has changed the past, smeared grease and powder, and displayed flowers and branches.
Chen Yu was silent, Bi Yue looked at Chen Yu with a look of disdain.
Bi Yue: See, this is what you said about promising young people and people with lofty ideals, it turns out to be this image. Phew!
Bi Yue said, spat on Liu Bang's body, pulled Chen Yu, and stepped over Liu Bang's body.
Chen Yu was a little unbearable, looking back.
Bi Yue: Look at it, this kid has no interest, and he will only waste food if he lives. Hmph, I still want to steal my daughter's heart and ruin my dream of wealth, let's dream, the toad wants to eat swan meat.