Chapter 2: (3) Tireless teaching
2-10 The Gate of Success
Sun Wu took out a keyboard from his arms and slashed it a few times.
Sun Wu: Boy, Lao Tzu doesn't bother to do anything with you, let's compete on the blade, you can use the blade.
Liu Bang: This door to success will not be opened for those of you who have failed.
Liu Bang casually picked up a mop and danced vigorously.
Suddenly, Liu Bang only felt that the mop was light, and a black object flew into the sky.
Sun Wu also looked up at the sky, only to see a mop head falling from the sky, impartial, and happened to fall on his face.
Nobody: Hahahaha, that's hilarious.
Sun Wu: Shut up, our three kingdoms have been famous in society for a long time, who would have wanted to be humiliated today, this revenge will not be avenged, and it is not a gentleman.
Sun Wu shook his head, shook off the mop head, and rushed to the crown in anger.
Sun Wu: Boy, you deceive people too much, I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how powerful your second master Sun is.
Sun Wu danced the keyboard and made fierce moves.
Liu Bang used a mop stick to block and block.
Nobody: Hmph, don't look at my second brother's skinnyness, he plays life all day long, fiddling with the keyboard, and his strength is amazing. Boy, suffer death.
One husband is a pass, and ten thousand people are not open. Liu Bang only defended and did not attack, although he did not make any cheap, but he did not suffer any big losses, and when he saw the move, he went all out to meet the enemy, but he had no distractions and was handy.
Sun Wu was anxious: Our Three Kingdoms, across the society for many years, occupies a place in the school of failure, who does not say hello when you see it, if you fail under the door of success, how can you stand in the world in the future?
Sun Wu made a false move, quickly retreated, and threw the keyboard back.
Sun Wu: Go on.
Nobody: Okay.
The nobody jumped up, caught it with both hands in mid-air, and pressed it hard like a slam dunk. only heard the "click" below, and the keyboard buckled on Liu Shu's head and broke into two pieces.
Liu Shu sat on the ground, his head lowered, his neck twisted, and he was in pain, and he was almost fainted by this buckle, like five thunderbolts.
Sun Wu: What's wrong?
Nobody: The keyboard is rotten.
Sun Wu: Without the keyboard, how can I play, without the game, what is the point of my life? Boy, this is all thanks to you, I am going to make a trick.
Sun Wu gritted his teeth and quickly pulled out a long line from his waist, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be a mouse, dancing like a pear blossom, impermeable.
Sun Wu: Eat me.
The mouse suddenly became longer and shot out quickly, and Liu Bang was powerless to resist. I saw six pens coming quickly, the last one came first, pierced the mouse into a hedgehog, changed the castration by half a foot, wiped his face with Liu Stick, and hit the stone pillar not far away, shattering like a firecracker.
2-11 The Gate of Success
Liu Bang was shocked, and when he looked, six people walked out of the door of success, with a good demeanor.
Sun Wu: Who's coming?
Liu Shu: I ......
Liu Shu stuttered, and because he was excited, he slapped himself before he spoke.
Liu Shu: I ...... To introduce, I ...... Although not talented, but ...... Tidying up the day to dial the phone, what ...... What gossip scandals, what...... What are the deeds of celebrities, but ...... I've seen a lot, I'm ...... If you guessed it right, you ...... None of the six are the six heroes of Nakamura?
Sun Wu: Which six masters?
Liu Shu slapped himself again before he spoke.
Liu Shu: Zhao ...... Peng, Qian ...... Long, Sun ...... Ying, Li ...... Carving, Wu ...... Tiger, King...... Leopard, this ...... Six of them were literati and writers, in ...... Successful academia is in the limelight, and the ...... is big There is a peng eagle eagle fluttering its wings and flying majestic, and the momentum of swallowing the world.
Nobody: What are the six heroes who are not the six masters, who to scare if they sell their reputation?
Zhao Peng: Wonderful brushstrokes!
Qian Long: Seven steps to talent!
Sun Ying: Luoyang paper is expensive!
Li Diao: Eight buckets of talent!
Wu Hu: 100 wine fights!
Wang Leopard: Ink in a big place!
I saw six strong winds, like a long rainbow, rushing out. The nobody shouted, turned and fled, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Liujie has no intention of fighting, aiming to deter and quickly recruit.
Zhao Peng: You still don't want to leave?
Sun Wu: The mouse is broken, the keyboard is broken, I can't play the game, and I feel like I've lost nine-tenths of my life. If I don't play games for a day, I feel that my life is very boring, and there is no point in living.
Sun Wu choked and cried like a child.
Liu Shu lowered his head, got up from the ground, and pulled Sun Wu away.
Liu Shu: Let's go......
Liu Shu was speechless for a while, and slapped himself before he spoke.
Liu Shu: Let's go...... Let's ...... The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is discredited today, so ...... After that, I never had the face to mix in society anymore.
A man in the distance strode in. This person is Mr. Zhang, the son of Zhang Sanpeng.
Mr. Zhang: If you want to leave, you will be safe, you can't go.
2-12 On the edge of Honghu Lake Outside Japan
The water of Honghu Lake is sparkling. The sunset is obliquely shining, and it is very soft.
Mr. Zhang called Liu Bang, Liu Shu, and Sun Wu to the edge of Honghu Lake and began to teach the idea of success.
Mr. Zhang: After the failure school won the championship at the success or failure conference, the idea of failure became more and more pervasive. Come, I will tell you a little about success, and I hope you can ignite the fighting spirit of success and strive for success.
Liu Shu kept his head down, fiddled with his mobile phone, and asked casually.
Liu Shu: What...... What is Successology?
Mr. Zhang: This student asked a good question, and he was very smart at first glance, and the so-called success science is a discipline that specializes in studying why successful people are successful. Come, I'll give you some positive energy first.
Mr. Zhang gushed endlessly, and began to spread the idea of success.
Mr. Zhang: What is the first element of success? lies in the goal, if there is no goal, I don't know what to do, even if you learn to be rich and rich, only eight buckets, it is also untargeted, useless, so success, equal to the goal, everything else is a commentary on this sentence......
Sun Wu was anxious and spoke in a low voice.
Sun Wu: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet.
Mr. Zhang turned a deaf ear, dancing with his hands and feet, and his tongue was full of lotus flowers. Suddenly, Mr. Zhang burst into tears, pointed at Liu Shu and Sun Wu, and asked sharply.
Mr. Zhang: What are you two doing with your head down and the other looking around? Look at this classmate, how seriously you listen, I like this classmate.
Liu Shu and Sun Wu looked at each other, and Liu Bang smiled at Mr. Zhang.
Mr. Zhang: Let's continue to explain. When you have a goal, what is the next step is to be full of faith. Take my dad as an example, it is said that when he was young, he was poor and couldn't even afford textbooks, but now, he is an old man who has created a wealth that rivals the wealth of the country, why is that......
Sun Wu was anxious and impatient, and raised his voice a little.
Sun Wu: Teacher, I'm going to the toilet, I'm about to pull my pants.
Mr. Zhang spoke happily, and when he saw that Sun Wu was always talking, he became a little impatient.
Mr. Zhang: I said it so well, why is there always a murmur below? This classmate, don't talk and listen carefully. Also, this classmate, why do you keep your head down?
Mr. Zhang stepped forward and pulled Liu Shu's head upwards hard. Liu Shu is nicknamed the man who bows his head, and as soon as he raised his head, he was heartbroken and burst into tears.
Seeing this, Mr. Zhang was so moved.
Mr. Zhang: I didn't expect my speech to be so wonderful that it made this student cry. No, I'll have to talk a little bit in return. The strong, not without tears, but continue to run with tears in their eyes. The first thing people age is not their appearance, but their desperate spirit. What is struggle, struggle is that every day is difficult, but year by year, I feel that it is getting easier and easier. What does it mean not to struggle, not to struggle means that every day is very easy, but year by year, it is becoming more and more difficult. Your life today was determined by three or five years ago, and your life three or five years from now is determined by today......
2-13 On the edge of Honghu Lake Outside Japan
Seeing that Mr. Zhang was endless, Sun Wu couldn't bear it anymore and shouted loudly.
Sun Wu: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet.
When Mr. Zhang was excited, he saw someone disturbing loudly, how not to be angry.
Mr. Zhang shouted: Shut up, you classmate, what's the matter?
Mr. Zhang said bitterly: I spoke so wonderfully, why don't you listen carefully?
Before the words fell, a muffled sound came. Sun Wu pulled up his pants, emitting a foul smell. Liu Bang covered his nose, and Liu Shu vomited.
Mr. Zhang danced with his hands, saliva flew sideways, and suddenly smelled a foul smell, and if he looked closely, it was actually floating out of Sun Wu's body.
Mr. Zhang: What kind of smell? It smells so bad! Well, it comes from you, so if you are in full bloom, butterflies will come. If you don't learn to succeed, you will only emit a foul smell and attract flies, which is exactly the reason. You wait, I'll go to the toilet first, let's continue.
Mr. Zhang left. Liu Shu and Sun Wu glanced at each other, like birds and beasts.
Mr. Zhang: What about the two boys?
Liu Bang: Gone.
Mr. Zhang: What is left behind is the essence. You and I are destined, so I'll take you as a disciple.
Liu Bang: Student Liu Bang, meet your teacher!
Mr. Zhang: The master leads the door, learning art is in the individual, so let's do it, I will guarantee you to study in the library pavilion, I hope you can study hard and enter the room as soon as possible.