Chapter 3: The Arrival of Repeat Offenders!!
As the warden of the Hell Prison here, I don't know how many different characters I have seen in my life.
At this moment, just at a glance, he can see that Fan Xiaojian is a ......
Chick!!!
Therefore, in the midst of laughter, as a person who has come over, he encouraged Fan Xiaojian to be domineering and confident.
As soon as Fan Xiaojian heard this, he immediately felt that he couldn't be cowardly, and he couldn't let Ye Yu and the prisoners around him look flat, so he glared, straightened his chest, slapped it hard, and made a clanging sound.
At the same time, he glanced at the few female prisoners who were surrounding him, as if to make his words more convincing, and to let others know that he Fan Xiaojian was by no means a virgin, and shouted directly.
"A few of you, come over to me. ”
The prisoners who can be held here, even if they are not felons locked in a cell, are quite a bit of a city government, where can they not see that Fan Xiaojian is pretending at the moment.
However, no one is stupid enough to debunk this.
Soon, in Fan Xiaojian's words, the female prisoners directly gathered around, muttering one after another.
"Your Excellency is so mighty!"
"Yes. At a young age, adults have become jailers in our prison, and they really have a bright future. ”
"My lord, what do you need in the future, whether it is spiritual or ...... Or in other respects, the little woman will definitely satisfy the adults. ”
In the continuous flattery, those female prisoners who were extremely beautiful, and they didn't know whether they were fairies, banshees, or ghosts, all had eyes like honey, and they seemed to be hooked, brushing Fan Xiaojian's heart.
Immediately, Fan Xiaojian's heart jumped wildly, and the whole person was a little fluttering.
"Haha, boy, enjoy!"
Seeing him like this, Ye Yu laughed loudly, hugged a few female prisoners, and turned around to leave.
"I got a big banana, and I ...... with a small sword now It's very chicken-moving. ”
In the midst of shortness of breath, Fan Xiaojian enjoyed the sound of those female prisoners, and at the same time felt beautiful in his heart, he was worried.
It's really that he looks at these female prisoners, all of them are like goblins, I'm afraid that even if a fierce man with the physique of Stallone and Schwarzenegger comes, he will be sucked into Ge You.
With his small body, where can he stand it?!
Just when Fan Xiaojian was worried, suddenly, a bell rang, and then it rang continuously for eight times.
Hearing the bell ringing, Fang Cai's face was still in the dark of the night, and his face changed instantly.
"Eight bells rang, and a felony came. ”
After whispering this, Ye You directly raised his hand and waved, and immediately, including several female prisoners who had been glued to Fan Xiaojian's body, all the prisoners outside the cell retreated together.
"My lord, what's wrong?"
Fan Xiaojian's face was a little solemn when he saw Ye You, guessing that something big should happen, and hurriedly asked.
"The soul bell vibrated and rang eight times in a row, indicating that the official was in prison, and there would be a felony soon. ”
Repeated?!
Fan Xiaojian repeated this sentence in his heart, not knowing what these two words represented. However, judging from the expression on Ye You's face at this moment, the prisoner who was about to arrive at the prison must be good.
Who could it be?
Fan Xiaojian was thinking about it, and Ye You's side spoke again.
"Xiaojian, you have a special identity now, and it is inconvenient for outsiders to see you. In this way, you first go back to the human soul and enter the body, and deal with your own affairs by the way. However, after two hours, you must return. ”
As he spoke, Ye You raised his hand and handed over a piece of jade pendant that emitted a ghostly light to Fan Xiaojian's hand!
On the jade pendant, there is a hideous and terrifying ghost, which seems to be roaring in the sky, exuding a cold aura, and you can know at a glance that it is not a mortal thing.
"This jade is the official token, holding this jade, just need to move your mind, you can go out of your body and go to hell in an instant. In addition, this object also has the effect of storage, if you need to bring anything in the world, you can also put it in it. Alright, go for it!"
After saying this, Ye Yu raised his hand and waved.
......
North District, an urban village.
Fan Xiaojian woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he was still sitting in front of the computer, and the computer screen was so bright that everything that happened before was like an illusion.
However, Fan Xiaojian knew that all this was not an illusion.
Because, in the palm of his hand, the jade pendant given to him by Ye Yu was cold for a while.
Thinking back to everything that happened before, Fan Xiaojian grinned, a little crying and laughing.
After all, in addition to being a half-hung online writer, I also have an extremely special identity......
Jailer.
After calming down for a moment, Fan Xiaojian sighed in his heart, and then remembered that the fifth watch of his novel promised yesterday had released pigeons again, and he couldn't help crying again.
"Nima, last time I said that I was seriously ill with a cold, so I didn't change it. What did you say today, saying that I was hooked by hell by mistake?"
"I'll go, who will believe such a reason?"
With a wry smile, Fan Xiaojian began to code words.
It's just that he sat in a daze for a long time, he didn't even hold back a word, and his head was full of last night's events...... Hell, the darkness of the night, countless prisoners, and goblins who seduce people.
"Yes, I have to break off again today. ”
couldn't write it, and Fan Xiaojian had no choice, so he had to stop writing it for the time being.
At the same time, he looked at the time and found that most of the two hours agreed with Yeyou had passed, and it was time for him to prepare.
"After the soul is out of the body, the physical body is the key, but it can't be discovered, and then it is cremated by Lao Tzu. ”
"You can't let a cat or a dog bite Lao Tzu's flesh as a piece of meat. ”
After weighing it repeatedly, Fan Xiaojian locked himself in the room, and the doors and windows around him were tightly closed to ensure that there would be no problems with his body, and after picking up the jade pendant, he was ready to go back to hell.
But at this moment, Fan Xiaojian seemed to remember something, and after a strange meaning flashed on his face, he hurriedly ran out and went to the 'adult' store next door that was open twenty-four hours a day, and sneakily bought a few large boxes of things.
After putting these things into the jade pendant given to him by Ye Yu like a treasure, Fan Xiaojian's whole person seemed to suddenly become confident, and after returning to the room, his heart moved to communicate with the jade pendant.
In the next moment, Fan Xiaojian felt that he was floating again, his brain was a little dizzy, but it was much better than the last time, and he soon came to his senses, and then he found that he had indeed gone to hell again, and it was still the room where he first came.
Ye Yu is also in this room at the moment, but the expression on his face is not only solemn, but also a little more anxious, it should have encountered something difficult to deal with.