9-5 On the West River Boat Outside the day

The river is leisurely and the boats are light.

Zhang Yuxue put on a life jacket.

Zhang Yuxue: Third brother, why don't you wear it?

Liu Bang: I'm good at water, and I'm in the way when I wear it.

Zhang Yuxue: Third sister, why are you wearing it?

Lin Feifei: I call this preparedness.

The boat crosses the bridge, and there is an eye-catching sign hanging on the bridge, which reads: Welcome to the West River Scenic Area!

Liu Bang: The West River Scenic Area has already been built?

Lin Feifei: Yes, I said that your family was going to get rich, and you didn't believe it at that time.

Zhang Yuxue: What a beautiful scenery, I want to chant poetry - people are not old when they go all over the green mountains, and the scenery is unique here!

Philip Lin: See that?

Zhang Yuxue: Where is that?

Lin Feifei: Nine years ago, where you almost drowned, why don't you go and pay homage?

Zhang Yuxue: Phew, phew, phew, I'm still alive, what to worship, don't go again.

Liu Bang: Look, on the edge of the West River, gongs and drums are noisy, and people are buzzing, what are you doing?

Lin Feifei looked and saw a group of people around a stage, and someone on the stage was performing.

Zhang Yuxue: Hurry up, hurry up, let's take a look at the excitement!

9-6 In front of and outside the stage on the banks of the West River

When I came to the stage, I saw a sea of people, who were watching, cheering from time to time.

Zhang Yuxue: Third brother, third sister, look, amazing.

On stage, the music is soft, and a woman is performing jiu-jitsu.

Liu Bang raised his eyes and looked around, only to see that the wind was full of buildings looking from east to west.

Liu Bang said hello, and the wind turned a deaf ear to the building, drilling around in the crowd.

Russia, the wind is full of buildings, and a huge ** comes into view, and he can't help himself, and he leans up and sucks violently.

A strong man, laughing.

Feng Manlou raised his eyes and almost vomited, this huge ** room was actually this strong man's.

The strong man lifted Feng Manlou up, threw it out of the crowd, and then squeezed out of the crowd and ran towards Feng Manlou.

Feng Manlou: I thought it was a beautiful young woman, but I didn't know that it was a bearded man, it was really disgusting.

Strong Man: Stop, you rascal!

Feng Manlou: If you don't leave now, when will you stay!

The wind is full of light work, and it is more than ten zhang long, and he wants to go back by the wind.

A middle-aged woman, Tan Buyan, blocked in front of Feng Manlou. This Tan Buyan has a graceful posture and is extremely enchanting.

Feng Manlou looked obscene, dreaming: This woman, naturally coquettish, all in the eyebrows, all kinds of styles in her life, all the corners of the eyebrows. To get this beautiful woman, I wish it was enough.

Tan Buyan laughed coquettishly and thought secretly: This kid is so obscene that even the old lady dares to flirt, let you see how powerful the old lady is.

Watching it from a distance, Tan Buyan stood in front of Feng Manlou, walking backwards while handing out the move. The strong man, with heavy steps, chased after the wind full of buildings, panting, punching and kicking from time to time.

Feng Manlou: I am so embarrassed by Feng Manlou, I run faster, I am slapped in the face, I run slower, my ass is kicked, don't I just be a hooligan, and who will I provoke?

The strong man scolded: Yes, run slowly, see if I don't smash you birdman.

Feng Manlou: Look at my trick - there is no salty pig hand!

Tan Buyan circled his hands, flew with his ten fingers, patted, poked, flicked, hooked, pointed, brushed, captured, held, grabbed, and made a ruthless move, turning this trick into an invisible, followed by several popping sounds, and slapping the wind all over the building.

Feng Manlou was dizzy and fell to the ground.

9-7 In front of the West River Riverside Stage

The strong man is like a mountain, and he is violent, and he is galloping.

Feng Manlou closed his eyes: My life is at rest!

The strong man screamed and fell out.

Feng Manlou opened his eyes, only to see Liu Buchu blocking in front of him.

Feng Manlou: Thank you Uncle Liu for saving your life!

Liu Buchu: Brother Feng is polite.

Tan Buyan: Second senior brother, I haven't seen you for many years, don't come to harm?

Liu Buchu: Oh, it turned out to be a little junior sister, fortunately!

Tan Buyan: How is our teacher doing now?

Liu Buchu: It's still like that bear! However, his old man's failure miracle has gone to the next level, and he ordered me to reorganize the ordinary world, aiming to defeat the prestige of the success school again at the next success or failure conference. Sister, are you interested in participating?

Tan Buyan: I'm now the director of the Psychiatric Academy, I'm busy, I'll talk about it then!

Feng Manlou: It's over, it's over, it turns out that they are a family, it seems that I stabbed the hornet's nest this time, waiting to be beaten by the group.

Liu Buchu: Little junior sister, this Feng brother is a person in our ordinary world, he defiled your thug, and you also beat him into a pig's head, let's even. Be forgiving and forgiving, and persuade the little sister not to get an inch. Your second senior brother spoke very measured this time, so I didn't offend you.

Tan Buyan: You dog take rats and meddle in your affairs, and you have already offended.

Tan Buyan stepped forward and fought with Liu Buchu. Liu Buchu was calm and relaxed, and while dismantling the moves, he defended.

Liu Buchu: Little junior sister, there is a problem with what you said, you said that I am a dog with a mouse and meddle with your affairs, so it is true that I have become a dog, and you have also become a cat? We are really each other.

Looking at it from a distance, I saw the figures of the two of them flying, and they couldn't see the moves clearly, like a storm, like a rolling wheel, entangled together, and they couldn't distinguish each other.

Feng Manlou ran to the strong man and kicked him in the ass.

The strong man screamed again.

Feng Manlou: Disgusting, me!

The wind flew away.

Tan Buyan laughed and jumped away.

Tan Buyan: The second senior brother is good at kung fu, and he has not seen him for many years, and his skills have improved a lot, which really makes the little junior sister admire.

Liu Buchu: The little junior sister is humble, the master loves you more, and your kung fu is no less than mine, why do you hurt me like this?

Tan Buyan was noncommittal, smiling like a flower: Say hello to the senior brother and the third senior brother for me, the little junior sister will say goodbye, and I will be free another day, the little junior sister will be the east, and our senior brother and sister will have a drunk party again.

Tan Buyan walked away lightly, and the strong man followed.

Liu Buchu looked up to the sky and laughed, arched his hand, counted it as a farewell, and then squeezed into the crowd.

Liu Bang witnessed this scene, shook his head and chuckled, and began to perform in the stands.

9-8 In front of and outside the stage on the banks of the West River

On the stage, you sing and I appear.

Moderator: Now, please enjoy the whipping technique.

A young man walked onto the stage, brandished a long whip, and was dozens of meters away, really referring to where to fight, and won a round of applause.

Liu Buchu: Carving insect skills.

Moderator: Next, please enjoy the leg work.

A young girl walks up to the stage, lies on a chair, and with her feet facing up, spins a square table rapidly, turns left and right, and flies up and down.

Liu Buchu was very disdainful.

Moderator: Now, I would like to invite an audience member to come up to the stage to cooperate with the performance.

The table was removed and replaced with a large iron cylinder, weighing more than 100 catties, on the girl's feet, like a chicken feather shuttlecock, light and elegant.

Moderator: You've been on a plane, a train, a ship, a car, but you've never been on a vat, who wants to try it?

Liu Buchu came out of the crowd, went to the stage, and with the support of eight big men, got into the vat, and then sat in the vat and spun around.

Liu Buchu: What's so difficult about this, I'll try it?

Moderator: This gentleman, one minute on stage, ten years off the stage, this is not a joke.

Liu Buchu: Get out of the way! Who are you scaring about!

The girl smiled slightly and got up, Liu Buchu leaned back on the chair with her feet facing up.

Liu Buchu: Get on the vat!

Eight big men lifted the vat up and held it with both hands.

Liu Buchu: Someone else!

The crowd was silent.

Liu Buchu: Do you just don't believe in my strength?

Nobody walks out: I'll try!

Liu Buchu: Please enter the urn!

The nobody was lifted up by two big men and drilled into the vat.

Nobodies laughed at everyone: how cowardly!

Liu Buchu motioned for the eight big men to let go.

Host: No, as the saying goes, if you are not a boatman, you must lift the pole, without diamonds, don't do porcelain work, this audience, don't be too big.

Liu Buchu: Close your beak, I just say okay, I'm such a big person, I have crossed more bridges than you walked, did I grow up eating dog shit?

The host was silent, and the eight big men let go together.

The vat did not move at all, and the audience applauded.

The nobody waved and grinned.

Liu Buchu: I'll turn it around for you again.

Liu Buchu's feet were swapped, and the vat was spinning faster and faster.

Nobody laughed.

Liu Buchu: I can't stop, help me stop.

Nobody cried.

This big vat was running like flying, and who dared to approach the eight big men, the nobody was directly fainted.

The vat lost control and flew out in the air.