Chapter 336: Kit Kat Sexual Tricks
Lao Dao's neck is in his palm, where can he speak. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info reached out to break the fingers of Gui Yuanzi, but how could he break it?
Seeing that he was struggling for a while, his face had turned purple and his movements were getting weaker and weaker, Ming Zhenzi, who was beside him with cold eyes, said, "Let go of him first." Listen to what he has to say!"
Gui Yuanzi gritted his teeth: "What else is there to say?
Ming Zhenzi sighed: "Duanfang, have you forgotten - he told us before...... That is not Li Yunxin's real body. β
Gui Yuanzi was slightly stunned, and turned his head to look at Ming Zhenzi in a little surprise. He called himself "Duanfang" - Duanfang was his word. In fact, the head of the Lingxu Sword Sect and the head of the Shangqing Danding Sect are rare "close friends" among the Dao Sect and the Sword Sect. The two of them are privately referred to each other as words to show their closeness.
Now that Ming Zhenzi called him like this, Gui Yuanzi had no choice but to frown slightly: "Do you really believe him?"
"Listen to him. Ming Zhenzi beckoned. Liu Laodao got rid of Gui Yuanzi's palm and was photographed in front of the head of the Lingxu Sword Sect.
"I did say itβ" Lao Dao gasped a few times as if he were suffocating, squeezing out the sentence. He stood in the void, and he seemed to be very unaccustomed. The scrambled looks a little embarrassed. However, there was no fear on his face, but he was a little satisfied.
After he said this, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the lake: "In the past, the dragon soul stayed in the cave court, and every year it would give birth to one or two evil water monsters!
Ming Zhenzi didn't speak, just stared at him carefully. After looking at it for a while, he asked, "Fang Cai, what did Li Yunxin tell you?"
"He came back to save me. Lao Dao shook his head, with a happy look on his face, "How can I enter the tiger's mouth again." If it weren't for the timely return of the two immortal elders, I would have been taken away by him again. The demon's expression at that time was ...... Hehe, that's wonderful!"
Gui Yuanzi snorted coldly: "It's nonsense." β
But Ming Zhenzi thought about it and nodded slightly: "Hmm." Then let's talk about it - now Li Yunxin has killed dozens of my disciples again, and committed heinous crimes again. And you are Li Yunxin's former servant - is there any reason why this seat will not kill you?"
The head of the Ling Xuan Sword Sect was furious just now, but at this moment, he was much calmer. This abrupt turn is a bit strange. So Gui Yuanzi finally realized that Ming Zhenzi seemed to really believe it...... There is something worth caring about in this evil priest.
But he himself disagreed. The demon's side door is left...... What are the benefits?
However, Liu Laodao got this opportunity and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled slightly: "I still have that Li Yunxin's unique secret method, which can be said to be heard by the immortal elder." β
Ming Zhenzi raised his eyebrows: "A unique secret method." That Li Yunxin, cultivating the Tao of painting. I'm practicing kendo. What do I want his secret method for?"
Lao Dao was not in a hurry, and shook his head lightly: "It's not this method." It's Li Yunxin's psychology. This thing...... I couldn't explain it for a while. This is an original secret method created by Li Yunxin - he was arrogant, so he named it after himself and named it 'Xinxue'. Not only monks can cultivate, demons can cultivate, mortals can also cultivate, and they don't need any qualification pills. If you have to say yes...... It's just that the good qualifications are faster, and the poor are slower. But as long as you put your heart into it, there will always be a harvest. β
Gui Yuanzi sneered disdainfully: "Even if it's true-since everyone can cultivate, what kind of good thing can it be?"
Liu Gongzan turned his face to look at him: "This immortal chief looked at me, haven't you realized it yet...... What's the use of mind?"
His bold direct gaze and questioning made the two heads slightly stunned. But they have been watching Liu Laodao for a long time and have already explored his body. There is nothing special about him, so what is there to "conscious"?
Seeing that they frowned slightly, Liu Laodao smiled: "It's been half an hour." Half an hour ago, the two immortal elders decided that Poor Dao was Li Yunxin's minions. And at that time, the poor road was seriously injured and dying. This kind of cultivation is a lowly 'evil Taoist'...... But he has lived to the present under the nose of the immortal. β
And during this period, the two immortal chiefs were brutalized by Li Yunxin again, but the poor Dao was still alive. Didn't you realize that this was unusual?"
Ming Zhenzi thought seriously for a while, and said "oh": "You should have died a long time ago." β
Gui Yuanzi snorted coldly: "But I have relied on clever words to make Se Gou survive until now." β
Liu Laodao still smiled without humility or arrogance: "This is Li Yunxin's psychology." Even the two Immortal Elders didn't realize what I was doing. But it will feel ...... You should have spared my life, didn't you?"
So the two fell silent. After a moment of silence, he finally put away the sneer on his face.
"It's kind of interesting. Ming Zhenzi shook his head slightly, "Then how much did you learn from his mind?"
"Three points. But according to the wisdom of the immortal chief, he can see the whole leopard at a glance - these three points are enough for the immortal chief to see through Li Yunxin's tricks in the future. β
Ming Zhenzi turned his head to look at Gui Yuanzi. Gui Yuanzi looked at Liu Laodao again and waved his hand: "I'm not interested." β
Ming Zhenzi looked at the old man and said, "Okay." For the time being, let's wait for the head of Cheng Kangzi to come back. If you really follow what you said, you can catch the demon under Li Yunxin's seat...... You can follow me back to Yunshan. β
Lao Dao stood up straight in the void and bowed solemnly to Ming Zhenzi.
After this worship, a low thunderclap was heard in the west. Then a figure shot in, setting off a fierce risk that blew Liu Laodao into the sea of magma - it was Cheng Kangzi, the head of the Nine Heavens God Thunder Sect who went to Baijindu to capture the demon general.
As soon as his figure was closed, he narrowed his eyes and looked around, and his voice was like a bell and drum thundering: "What about my apprentices!?, where is my baby?!"
Gui Yuanzi sighed lowly, took out the magic weapon he had left here before and carried his disciples from his sleeve and handed it back to him: "Then Li Yunxin...... I've been here. He has appeared in the body of a dragon, and our magic weapon is damaged, and the two of us can't catch up with him...... I could only watch him go east. β
Cheng Kangzi frowned suddenly: "You just sit back and watch him escape......? Hey, guys!...... I'm going to arrest him!!"
When he had said this, he turned around and was about to run away again.
Gui Yuanzi and Ming Zhenzi knew that he was cultivating the Lei Fa. Although the Thunder Escape Technique does not last, it can come and go like thunder and lightning within a radius of thousands of miles, far faster than ordinary monks. But if he wants to chase it alone......
Ming Zhenzi immediately stopped him: "Senior brother, don't be impulsive. Have you forgotten it? Then Li Yunxin is a demon--the demon is already stronger than us in cultivating the flesh. He's a dragon nowβa demon among demons, and he's unrivalled in his power. And he cultivated the Dharma...... Although that painting path is not in the stream, it is also the Heavenly Heart Fa that was recognized by the Twin Saints back then!"
"Senior brother, think about the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder from before. Gather the strength of our three factions to jointly urge that magic weapon -- that demon has also resisted with a magic weapon and physical body! Such a strength ...... Although it is a true realm, senior brother, you go alone, you are only afraid of the fierce and auspicious! -- The Dao Fruit of hundreds of years must not be taken lightly!"
It's good that he doesn't say it. Now when Cheng Kangzi heard what he said, he was even more furious: "One-demon! Make you two afraid of being like this?!"
Gui Yuanzi sighed: "The two of us, the previous disciples have all fought with that Li Yunxin......"
"Phew!" Cheng Kangzi had already turned his face in anger. The two of them said more, and disappeared into the sky with a buzzing sound.
But Cheng Kangzi fled, and the two heads didn't move.
They looked at each other and were silent for a moment. Then Ming Zhenzi said: "He can't think about it." Why bother. β
Gui Yuanzi smiled slightly mockingly: "If you don't say that, he won't be unable to think about it." But...... Indeed, why bother. For example, if the sect of the Daomen Sword Sect and the Cave Heaven are going to look for that Li Yunxin. He desperately chased after him...... Even if he can beat Li Yunxin to a serious injury - if Li Yunxin escapes from the realm of our three factions again, wouldn't he make a wedding dress for others. β
The two of them spoke as if no one was here to speak, and Liu Laodao listened quietly. Hearing this, he suddenly clapped his hands: "I see, I see." β
- It's been a long, long time since anyone has had the audacity to interject so abruptly and rudely when the two heads of the two heads are talking. But maybe his performance today was too weird, and there were too many surprises for these two heads, so he was not slapped to death.
Instead, Ming Zhenzi turned his eyes to him with interest: "What do you know?"
Lao Dao took a moment to straighten out the messy hair scattered in front of his forehead, squinted his eyes and said slowly: "If you want Lao Dao to say, what the immortal chief used is the method of agitation. Therefore, the immortal chief drove the thunder light. As for why this method is used...... I guessβ"
"For example, today's Dao Sect and Sword Sect have been ordered by the Twin Saints to besiege and kill Li Yunxin's demon. But Lao Dao also heard Li Yunxin say in the past that the Daomen of the world are not the same heart. For example, in our Qingguo, there is the Lingxu Sword Sect, the Shangqing Danding Sect, and now we know that there is also the Nine Heavens God Thunder Sect. β
"Thirty-six Cave Heaven and Seventy-two Schools, the masters can not eat the fireworks of the world, but those disciples can't, they always need some resources. Since resources are needed, it is always necessary to divide the spheres of influence in this world. I think the area around Qingguo probably belongs to the three factions. β
"The reason why the three immortal elders had to do their best before must have been to kill Li Yunxin with one blow. What I am most afraid of is the current situation - he was only seriously injured, but he escaped. And so he fled, out of your borders...... Isn't it just to cheapen others? Lao Dao wants to ...... The two saints must have promised some kind of treasure to make you so red-eyed. β
Ming Zhenzi looked at Gui Yuanzi and said with a smile: "This Taoist priest has some eyesight. β
Gui Yuanzi snorted coldly and did not speak.
But Liu Laodao restrained his expression again and lowered his voice: "Next, it is the theory of punishment that Lao Dao deduced." The two immortal elders must first forgive me for my capital sin, and then I can speak. β
Hearing his words, Gui Yuanzi glanced at him in surprise: "The theory of punishing the heart?"
I thought about it again: "Huh...... Good. Forgive your sins. Let's hear it. β
Liu Laodao took a deep breath: "The cultivation of the Dao Sword Sect pays attention to desperation and abandonment of desires, but the two immortal elders are commensurate with each other, and they must have a great friendship. Then it turned out that he planned to use the magic weapon of the Nine Heavens God Thunder Sect to take down Li Yunxin in one fell swoop with the power of thunder, but he failed. Not only failed, but also lost the vitality of the soldiers. Old Dao, I don't know how far the internal forces of the Dao Sect Sword Sect that seem to be a harmonious group have fallen, but I know that this must not be a good thing. β
"Since you have lost it and you can't get Li Yunxin, you have to find some cheap money from somewhere else. So...... Perhaps this immortal chief knew that the one he was chasing was a fiery temper, so he deliberately said that. Tell him to chase after him - once he meets Li Yunxin, the two sides fight...... If Li Yunxin kills him, this Qingguo originally belonged to three factions, but now it can be pocketed by the two factions?"
"Even if the Nine Heavens God Thunder Sect has a new leader, but there are no disciples under him, and it will be extremely difficult to ask the two of them to spit out what they have eaten in their mouths-Old Dao, I am telling the truth?"
Ming Zhenzi and Gui Yuanzi glanced at each other. Then Ming Zhenzi laughed: "These things, you also deduced them with that mind?"
Liu Laodao also smiled: "It's just a kit kat and a lewd skill...... But didn't the two immortal elders think about anything else?"
"Something else?"
"For example, be proactive. Liu Laodao lowered his voice again, "There are only three of them." and no one saw it. If that Li Yunxin only hit that master into a serious injury...... Why don't you take the opportunity to ......"
Ming Zhenzi frowned suddenly: "You are so bold!"
Lao Dao immediately stopped his voice and spread his hands innocently: "Immortal Chief's forgiveness of sins-Immortal Elder promised to forgive my sins before." β
Gui Yuanzi laughed coldly and looked at Ming Zhenzi: "Can you see it? This evil Taoist is an evil Taoist in the end." Unpredictable, do everything. Do you really want to keep him alive and with you?"
Ming Zhenzi stared at Lao Dao coldly for a while, and snorted: "Keep it first." Let's see what other tricks he can do. β
But after saying this, he was silent with Gui Yuanzi for a while. Then...... The two men looked at each other.
Cheng Yasuko had been gone for less than a quarter of an hour. If you keep up...... Maybe you can really keep up.
Then there was silence for a while. Then...... Ming Zhenzi spoke: "Duanfang." Let's take a look. After all, they are like-minded...... And againβ"
He looked at Liu Laodao: "I haven't asked him yet, did you get the demon general of Baijindu?" β
Gui Yuanzi hesitated for a moment, then looked at Liu Laodao and nodded without saying a word.
-- The atmosphere seems to be a little weird.
So the two heads were silent and retracted their sleeves - Liu Laodao was photographed in the sky and galloped away with them to the east.
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Two books are recommended today.
The first book is "Doomsday Convenience Store", which the author is not very familiar with.
The second one, the introduction goes like this-
A hybrid of a human and a devil is a strange combination of a conspirator who plays with the power of the human heart and a strange combination of a sorcery tyrant and a pedant?
Having many titles such as God, Dark Warlock, Tyrant, Betrayer, Devil and many others in the New World, Odin just wants to say to his followers, abandon your faith, and I will give you more power than survival!
Logically deduce what consequences a demon will have if he enters human society.
- "The Mage and the Demon King". (To be continued.) )