Chapter 34: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall

"Oh, it's so satisfying. Li Ying touched her round little belly.

Zheng Zumeng looked at Li Ying, a girl who didn't have a female image at all, and she also felt that maybe this was Li Ying's original character.

"What's the matter, do you two have anything you don't like to eat?" asked Brother Childe, looking at the two who had already eliminated the food on the table.

"Well, so-so. It's true that I'm full though. ”

Li Ying's words made Brother Gongzi stunned, he kept talking just to hear Zheng Zumeng say something to himself, how could this woman snatch the words?

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I can't bear ...... Wait a minute, see how arrogant you get

"Oh haha, since the two of you eat and drink well, and there is nothing dissatisfied with the small shop. So I don't know which of the two of you will settle the account?" said Brother Gongzi and laughed, the corners of his mouth grinning behind his ears.

"What kind of account? Didn't you say that you had a treat? What, you want to be the villain who rebelled!" Li Ying slapped the table angrily after hearing Brother Gongzi's words, crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to Brother Gongzi opposite and asked.

In the face of Brother Gongzi's sudden retort, Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying reacted differently.

Zheng Zumeng said how could such a bloody thing happen to him, and it was such a comedic reversal?

Sure enough, from the very beginning, the two of them were targeted by Brother Gongzi.

Spying on beauty is fake. The Buddha jumping over the wall is real.

"I've said that, but I didn't say that I'm entertaining you in my own shop! I meant to invite you to eat in someone else's restaurant, and you'll be mine for as much food and drink as you want. As for you, you chose this store of mine yourself. I thought you knew that this was my shop, and you didn't want me to have a treat. Moreover, you haven't made it clear how I know what you mean?" In the face of Li Ying's questioning, Brother Gongzi did not flinch in the slightest, and even showed a look that I didn't know that I was innocent.

"And ah, I haven't eaten a bite of the food on this table, not even a sip of water. You say, why do you want me to pay?" Brother Gongzi finally didn't forget to say such a sentence to Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying.

Zheng Zumeng's heart really has 10,000 kinds of "I hold a grass" content to greet Brother Gongzi! You just boiled tofu in brine, okay? You even took out the leftover tricks played by others in the past to fool the master...... Sister.

Zheng Zumeng was really angry by Brother Gongzi's strange behavior.

No wonder Brother Gongzi kept staring at Zheng Zumeng before, it turned out that he was thinking about attention.

Sure enough, this is a good calculation.

"So, now you want us to settle this account, don't you?" Zheng Zumeng's words did not have the slightest anger, but had a feeling of chatting with old friends.

Brother Gongzi heard that Zheng Zumeng finally said what he wanted, so he put on a kinder face and said: "Hey, you see that this little boy is still knowledgeable, this is not everyone to talk calmly." Isn't it a good process to solve this matter again? Why is it not beautiful to make everyone have an opinion?"

Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying greeted Brother Gongzi's family in their hearts. Everything before the relationship is a foreshadowing of you, a dead fat man, right?

"Okay, you name it. I'd love to hear about Boss Childe, what do you think? You might as well say it, so that the two of us can have a bottom. Zheng Zumeng pressed Li Ying's hand under the table, signaling Li Ying, who wanted to burst out just now, not to be impulsive.

"Oh, the little boy is refreshing. Actually, this shop is mine, you can have a meal here with me, as long as I say a word, you can get free. But well...... It's not easy for me to speak. Unless......" Brother Gongzi said and began to be indecent again, and a pair of mung bean eyes stared at Zheng Zumeng's face unscrupulously again.

"I don't know, Brother Gongzi's boss is referring to this unless it refers to ......" Zheng Zumeng asked pretending to be unclear. If Brother Gongzi dares to expose the dirty things in his heart, Zheng Zumeng doesn't mind being a humane ideaman and destroying the other party's tools of crime.

"Hehe, it can still be! Azu, look at this fat head and big ears, either sick or overindulgent. Look at his little eyes, oh my God! There must be nothing good in this man's head. These eyes are the windows of the soul, and he can get into them with such small eyes. Li Ying didn't know what Zheng Zumeng thought, she only thought that Zheng Zumeng was not secretive about the world. Therefore, Li Ying planned to do nothing and directly expose a small part of the dark side of this river and lake to Zheng Zumeng.

"You fart, Lao Tzu's eyes are the best against wind and sand. Brother Gongzi shouted.

Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying listened to Brother Gongzi's words, and the two of them thought at the same time that this product was a second shortage!

"Hey, you girl looks very small, how can you be so clear about the affairs of this man and woman?" Brother Gongzi thought of Li Ying's blow to himself just now, and he realized that this girl is not very old, how can she know the sinister nature of this river and lake?

"Tsk, I didn't say what it was, you said it yourself. I'm going to die with a dirty heart, don't look at everyone as good as you. Although Li Ying is not in a big grade, it is the first time to go out to the rivers and lakes. But don't forget her identity, she's the eldest lady of the foot trainer. The big and small brothers in the family, which one of them is proposed separately are all experts in a certain field.

As for some things on the rivers and lakes, it is really too clear that you don't want to know. It is because the step trainer knows too well about the things on the rivers and lakes, so Li Duohai will rest assured that Li Ying will come out to practice.

It's just that Li Duohai never thought that Rotten Mubai would be a special case. Led her daughter astray as she spoke.

"Heh, Xiao Nizi has a lot of ghost eyes. What's the matter, are you going to listen to me finish my request today, and you guys are leaving, or are you all detained by me!" Brother Gongzi's patience has obviously reached a critical point, and he has already given Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying an ultimatum.

"Li Ying, sit down and let him speak. I also wondered what he was asking for. Zheng Zumeng motioned for Li Ying to sit down, she is now more and more interested in Brother Gongzi, she just wants to know what the other party's chips are?

"Well, yes. A girl's family doesn't want to babble day by day, it's hard to know!That's why I don't like women, it's too much!" Ξ΅ Brother Gongzi didn't stretch out his orchid and pointed at Li Ying after speaking.

"I'll go...... Azu, I can't bear it, I definitely can't bear it. Wait a minute, I'll definitely kick him, and dare to despise my sister with short sleeves. I'm afraid I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today!" Li Ying gritted her teeth and said fiercely.

"Gotta get it, let him speak first, let's sit down and eat first, don't be in a hurry to beat him. Anger first. Zheng Zumeng comforted.

"Oh, okay, okay. By the way, what is anger accumulation?"

β€œ...... Hold your breath and don't get angry. ”

Li Ying's girl is so cute, I really don't know how to explain it to her. Zheng Zumeng had no choice but to find such an explanation to Li Ying.

Indeed, Brother Childe's affair is too disgusting. But you still have to watch each other finish the performance, right?

Zheng Zumeng This is not a woman's kindness to Brother Gongzi, she has just eaten a little too full. Her stomach is full of digested food, so there will be less blood in her brain than usual.

When the time comes, if you really start to demolish Brother Gongzi's shop, maybe the other party's reaction will be much faster than your own!

Isn't she too much of a loss?

"Hey, I said what are you two talking about there?" Brother Gongzi saw the two people opposite with their heads down and didn't know what they were talking about, he felt very insecure.

"I'm telling you two not to do anything behind my back. I'm this one, haven't you noticed that the other shops are closed just now, and only my shop is open?" Brother Gongzi raised his thumb to Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying on the opposite side and said.

"Yes, yes, you're amazing. So what? Don't you have something to tell us? What is it? Can you hurry up and say okay? It's been so long, and you're still struggling with what the two of us say. What the two of us say has nothing to do with what you say?" Zheng Zumeng choked.

"Hmph, you're still sensible. I'm not stupid, I like to deal with honest people. Brother Gongzi wanted to set up another figure for himself, but was interrupted by Li Ying on the side.

"You don't say it!, you're so verbose!" Li Ying glanced at Brother Gongzi and said.

"You really don't know how to write dead words, since you ......" Brother Gongzi's words were interrupted again before he finished speaking.

"Is it okay for you to say it directly?" Zheng Zumeng choked again after Li Ying.

"......" Brother Gongzi is a little confused, but now he is the one who dominates, isn't he? Why do these two people give themselves the feeling that they don't want to be oppressed by themselves, but they seem to be people who are suppressed by the other party?

"You two, don't be too arrogant, I'll tell you. Don't you think I don't dare? I told ......."

"Say it quickly!" Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying shouted at the same time.

"I ...... I want my little boy to stay with me for one night, and I want my little boy to stay with me for one night...... "Huhuhuhu" just finished speaking, Brother Gongzi was like being fished out of the water, and there were some beads of sweat on his body.

"That's it?"

"That's it?"

Faced with Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying's questioning, Brother Gongzi actually had the illusion of being interrogated.

"Well, as long as you say yes. How about getting rid of this meal before today's meal? You have to think clearly, how much exercise after a meal is good for your health, right?" Brother Gongzi didn't notice that the atmosphere in the room was a little different now.

He is still dreaming of his own yellow sorghum.

β€œ......”

Quiet, very quiet.

"Okay! Anyway, we're thinking about after-dinner activities. Let's come along!"

"yes, it's a trick. It's just that everyone has fun together, okay?"

Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying got up and walked towards Brother Gongzi as they spoke.

Brother Childe couldn't believe that he would go so smoothly today, he felt that he must be dreaming. Brother Gongzi gently pinched his arm.

"Hiss......" Pain means it's not a dream?

Happiness came too suddenly, how could Brother Childe ever encounter such a beautiful thing? Brother Childe is usually used by himself, where has he ever had the opportunity to be passive once?

The current son-in-law has been carried away by the picture in front of him, and he has forgotten the truth that there must be demons when things are impermanent.

"Ahem, although I only need a little boy, and only real men can do men. But ah, for the sake of this buy one get one free. Well, I'm not going to be polite to you little girl, let's come along. Let's be wonderful!" Brother Gongzi said as he went to take off his clothes.

"Heh, what do you think! Dead fat pig, go to your spring and autumn dreams!" Li Ying couldn't bear it anymore, and the other party even wanted to make himself laugh. You must be killed.

"What? You want to ......"

"Hey, look at the dots. Please eat the ******* Brother Zizi has not recovered from the sudden change of events, and he has been slapped on the head by Zheng Zumeng on a bench.

The reason why Zheng Zumeng dared to clean up Brother Gongzi so quietly was that when she was gambling on Brother Gongzi to do that dirty thing, the other party would arrange the people nearby.

For example, no matter what is going on in the house, it doesn't matter what kind of noise comes out of the house, and there will definitely be something to say.

Obviously, things are exactly as Zheng Zumeng thought, except that Brother Gongzi is different from others in some aspects. He also has a flaw that he can't tolerate, he is very short and lean, which can be described as refined.

Therefore, whenever Brother Gongzi has something new to look at, he will let everyone leave far away. After all, he didn't want to be known to everyone about his unspeakable room...... Lightning-fast speed.

This is, what Brother Gongzi didn't expect was that this time he would really have shoes because he was walking by the river......

"This dead fat pig is also very beautiful, it is really starved bones on the road, and Zhumen wine and meat stink. This kind of rotten people eat fat and strong, but we people are hungry enough. Li Ying kicked Brother Gongzi who had been knocked unconscious by Zheng Zumeng, and her face was full of dissatisfaction with Brother Gongzi.

"What's the solution?, after all, this reincarnation is also a technology......" Zheng Zumeng said and couldn't help but think of his former parents, who would have thought that he would become a member of the thousands of crossing army.

"So, this is fate?" Li Ying's mood was a little low.

"No, I never believed in orders. It's man-made, isn't it? So, it's better to be optimistic, right? Zheng Zumeng rarely laughed at Li Ying.

"You, you're really too big-hearted, Azu. You said that if there was someone outside just now, wouldn't you be a threat?" Li Ying worried.

"Hahaha, how could it be. You see what we just did, isn't it that no one has come up until now? Come, find out what is convenient to take away, so that we can use it as a coil in the future. Zheng Zumeng finished saying this seemingly ordinary sentence, but he felt that he seemed to have said something terrible.

The two of them spent nearly half a column of incense, and this is the size of the ornaments in the room. Anything that two people thought was valuable, the two of them took it with them.

It is estimated that when Brother Gongzi wakes up after a while, he will faint again.

"Azu, everything is packed, why are you still looking at that person. You won't be ......" Li Ying watched Zheng Zumeng keep aiming at Brother Gongzi's body, if she didn't know that Zheng Zumeng was not good, maybe she would have to label Zheng Zumeng as short-sleeved.

"Girl, don't you think. Isn't it a little bad that we just leave?, you say, we shouldn't leave some souvenirs for this guy?" Zheng Zumeng smiled evilly.

"Ahh Then you say, how do you leave a souvenir?" Li Ying was also curious about what Zheng Zumeng wanted to do.

Under Li Ying's gaze, Zheng Zumeng tore the sheets into strips one by one. Zheng Zumeng then gave these things one by one, tied them together and made a long rope. One end was tied to the handle of the door, and the other end was tied to the belt around the waist of the childe.

In this way, as long as someone outside comes to open the door, then Brother Gongzi's clothes will definitely be pulled off. I'm afraid that after this time, I'm afraid that Brother Gongzi will be afraid of that aspect in the future.

Zheng Zumeng is very satisfied with her method, she thinks that a disease like Brother Gongzi's must be banned mentally.

Now that everything was arranged, Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying slowly pushed open the back window of the room. The two of them looked downstairs and saw that there was no one going around, and they hurriedly slipped out of the store.

How to say it, it is also like this, Brother Gongzi is very old, and he actually let Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying leave the store all the way unhindered.

Some distance from the town, Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying were running and laughing while carrying a large package.

"Hahahaha, I said that if that boy brother believes it, will he really be treated by other people?" asked Li Ying.

"What's that?" Zheng Zumeng ran a little fast, but he didn't hear Li Ying's words clearly.

"I said, will Brother Gongzi really be seen as something that shouldn't be seen?" asked Li Ying again.

"Oh, that's a must, otherwise wouldn't it be a waste of my hard work?" said Zheng Zumeng, pretending to be distressed.

"Hahaha, you've got it. I didn't think about it, Azu, you don't want to be serious on the outside, in fact, you must be bad water in your bones. Li Ying quipped. She felt that the longer she stayed with Zheng Zumeng, the more Zheng Zumeng's temperament would please Li Ying.

Next, Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying set off according to the route to the south.