Chapter 38: Stealing Weak Water and Changing Your Life Against the Heavens
"Don't put the dog on it when you sleep at night, let me put it on the ground. Revlon guessed that Lin Bowu liked the dirt dog very much, but the little earth dog was not clean, and she didn't want to sleep with the dog at night.
After some washing, the two lay down, Lin Bowu turned his head and asked, "Little sister, I have been gone for more than half a month, do you miss me?"
"What do you want you to do? Revlon said this, but the corners of her mouth were full of smiles.
Lin Bowu snorted, took out the dictionary from his arms, and said, "This dictionary has a total of 6,000 words, but you only teach me less than 2,000 words, you master is incompetent!"
Revlon grabbed the dictionary and saw that it was full of annotations, during which she also learned all the 6,000 words in the dictionary that Lin Bowu made for her, so she naturally recognized those annotations at this time.
"And who taught you these words?" Revlon flipped through a few pages.
"Didn't you read the news I wrote by myself before? I sold a thousand taels of a copy! Didn't it mention Ling Qingxue? When I was the king of the mountain, there was no one in ten miles and eight villages who could read and write, and when I caught him that day, I forced him to teach me to read by the way. ”
Revlon listened and smiled again: "Your news is really unrealistic, so angry that Emperor Cang wants to beat you to death, and even the court is trembling with anger." The faces of the two Demon Venerables have been made up by you like this, and they have all been lost. ”
"Little sister, ask you a question, don't lie to me. Lin Bowu asked.
Revlon was silent for a moment, then reached over and rubbed her head, saying, "Okay, you ask." ”
"What would you do if Emperor Cang and Emperor Twilight were all gone?" asked Lin Bowu.
Revlon was silent, and then Lin Bowu said: "Emperor Cang is the most stingy reward, extravagant, there are few people who can die for him, right? The young lady is so loyal and courageous, not to mention that a fledgling yellow-haired girl like me doesn't believe it, even if she catches a passerby on the street, she doesn't believe it! Where did this Emperor Cang get his self-confidence, and actually believe that a subordinate who has a grudge against him will be loyal to him?"
Revlon was silent for a long time.
Lin Bowu turned his head to see that the person beside him did not move, and his eyes were closed.
Lin Bowu knew that she was pretending to be asleep, and immediately muttered: "This drama is good, exciting, if you write it and sell it, it will definitely sell it for a good price." Uplink: Beauty and Tiger Seek Skin, Downlink: Emperor Cang is insatiable. Horizontal batch: Lard blinded the heart!"
After speaking, Lin Bowu turned around and hugged Revlon, and fell asleep in minutes, really tired.
It wasn't until Lin Bowu's breathing was steady that Revlon slowly opened her eyes and frowned slightly, she knew the meaning of Lin Bowu's words, and she guessed that Lin Bowu must have found out something, so she had these words.
Revlon reached out and pressed her head in the crook of her arm, frowning slightly, her face ugly. Immediately, he turned his head again, pressed against Lin Bowu's forehead, and slept peacefully.
Following.
Lin Bowu came to Emperor Cang's palace early, and said: "Huacishu has seen Emperor Cang, good morning Emperor Cang." ”
Emperor Cang had already set up a banquet, good wine and food, singing and dancing.
Lin Bowu took out the yellow calendar prepared earlier from his arms, handed it to Emperor Cang, and said with a smile: "Three days later, it will be the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is advisable to marry, Emperor Cang, take a look." ”
Emperor Cang was stunned when he heard this, Lin Bowu is this true?
Lin Bowu was stunned when he saw him, and hooked his lips and smiled: "I like to pay both money and goods the most, and I don't delay or owe anything, so that everyone can do things easily." Therefore, this cheesy body is still inevitably brought to the hall to embarrass people, so that Emperor Cang laughs and laughs. ”
Lin Bowu smiled calmly, but her tone was neither humble nor arrogant, Emperor Cang knew that she was serious.
So he looked at Revlon who was sitting next to him and asked with a smile, "What does Luer mean?"
Lin Bowu closed the yellow calendar, and said in a somewhat cool tone: "The flower ci tree is only a shallow learner, and today I know that this subordinate can actually be the lord of the lord? It turns out that it was not Emperor Cang who recruited me to be allegiant, but a subordinate. ”
Lin Bowu's expression was also very sarcastic, and he suddenly changed his painting style, so that Revlon didn't react.
Seeing her like this, Emperor Cang also sneered: "It is a good story to have a lover to become a dependent, and this is not a ......."
"I'm not here to talk about feelings!" Lin Bowu's tone was extremely cold, and he was very rusty, and he looked at Emperor Cang with a smile and said, "I'm here to negotiate the price, I want Revlon, I'm not here to discuss with you!"
Emperor Cang frowned and said coldly: "In this case, then Lu'er will give it to you." ”
"Emperor Cang!" Revlon frowned and shouted.
"Aren't you the most loyal, and you also have the right to interject when the master speaks?" Lin Bowu smiled, but he was very cold.
Now no one understands what kind of trick Lin Bowu is playing, since Emperor Cang agreed, Lin Bowu continued: "The Mid-Autumn Festival is also a good time to do business, if Emperor Cang can trust me, he will hand over the financial power to me, and I will live up to Emperor Cang's high hopes." ”
Emperor Cang snorted coldly: "Financial power? Hmph, Huacishu, you can't help but think too highly of yourself, right?"
Lin Bowu sneered: "Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, Emperor Cang, as a man, has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, doesn't he even have this courage and eyesight?"
Emperor Cang snorted coldly again, and said: "You yellow-haired girl, how can He De run a city well!"
Lin Bowu didn't squint, and said coldly: "How can He De of the Flower Ci Tree actually let the three demon venerables mess up their own formation, and attract the two great demon venerables to visit Glacier City overnight, and spend a lot of money just to see a yellow-haired girl!"
"You!" Emperor Cang was so frightened that he blew his beard and glared.
Lin Bowu frowned slightly, and said: "Ambition is not old, and ambition is a hundred years old!"
"Okay, if you want me to hand over the financial power to you, but you have to give me a guarantee, what will you do if the treasury is empty?"
Lin Bowu approached and smiled evilly: "There is no word failure in my life! If you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent!"
The four eyes were facing each other, the electric light and flint, the coldness, Revlon frowned slightly, and the forest mist in front of her was like two people from a month ago.
"Okay! The deity will make you the Minister of Finance!" Emperor Cang made up his mind.
The first step of Lin Mist is completed, and her heart is overjoyed at this moment, on the surface it is still calm, and it has been more than two months since she crossed here, and it is time for her to operate!
After the banquet.
As soon as he returned to the Pujia Palace, Revlon shouted to Lin Mist: "Flower Tree!"
Lin Bowu immediately knelt down, lowered his eyebrows, stretched out his hands and raised them above his head, and said in a low voice: "If the husband is at fault, the lady only punishes her!"
Revlon held her forehead, and then had no choice but to drag Lin Bowu into the house, retreat from everyone, pull her ear and ask, "Do you really want to marry me?
Lin Bowu stared at her aggrievedly, pouted and said: "If you want to protect the young lady, you naturally have a proper name, and if you want to stop the old pervert's thoughts about you, you have to be justified." Doesn't I owe the world an account?"
Revlon: "......"
Lin Bowu hurriedly smiled flatteringly and said, "Little sister, don't worry, I will never touch a single hair of you! Let's sleep separately and be an empty couple." ”
Revlon couldn't take her, so naturally she didn't believe that she had any wrong thoughts, and today she was pressing Emperor Cang like that, and asked for financial power, there was bound to be a conspiracy behind it.
So Revlon asked, "Can you really take the lead? Are you chancellor of the exchequer at such a young age?"
Lin Bowu didn't think about it and said, "I can't do it." ”
Revlonon was so angry that he held his forehead again: "You, you, you're going to destroy Changlin Palace!"
"What's the matter? This is not your family property, why are you distressed?" Lin Bowu looked indifferent, sitting at the table and munching on melon seeds.
"I'm afraid you'll destroy yourself before you destroy Changlin Palace!" Revlon deliberately dragged out the end, but Lin Mist on the side enjoyed it very much.
He raised his right hand and put it to his ear and said, "Little sister, call the flower strategist again, it's so pleasant!"
"You...... Little hooves!" Revlon grabbed her ear, speechless.
Lin Bowu smiled and begged for mercy: "I have no talent, but the talents of the world are used by me, that is, for goodness!"
Lin Bowu learned this sentence from Cao Cao! If you have no talent, you must learn to make good use of it! In this huge demon realm, is it possible that there is still a shortage of talents? As long as the silver is enough, Zhang Liang's reincarnation will not be a problem!
Revlon was much more relieved when he heard the reason, and then asked, "At the wedding in three days...... Don't you really want to marry me?"
"Ouch, you will blush every time you play on the scene? Isn't it, the young lady really takes a fancy to me?" Lin Bowu began to tease her in a few sentences.
Revlon slapped away her nasty face and muttered, "Marriage is a big event, how can you be a child's play, you are so embarrassed to tease me about marriage!"
Lin Bowu realized that at this time, they were not as open as modern people, flash marriage, flash divorce, too much! Marriage is worse than child's play!
"Uh...... It's okay, I'll do this wedding properly! I guarantee your satisfaction!" Lin Bowu thought that Revlon was worried about the sloppy wedding banquet, so he hurriedly patted his chest and promised.
Revlon was so angry that he didn't bother to pay attention to her, snorted, and then collapsed on the bed without saying a word.
"Hey, young lady, what's wrong with you, this is ......" Lin Bowu looked confused, women are really fickle......
Lin Bowu became the Minister of the Exchequer, and the first thing he did was reform!
The entire Ministry of Finance, inside and out, turned a new trick, first set up an accounting and financial director, rationally adopted the way of total score, decentralization of power, separation of financial accounts, mutual supervision, a mistake, all again!
As the saying goes, if the accounts are one point apart, the accounting team will be turned.
Within three days, Lin Bowu made the finances of Changlin Palace clear, and by the way, he got a map of the city, and he carefully understood it thoroughly!
Three days later, she used the silver ticket she brought from Glacier City to vigorously purchase an unprecedented grand banquet that combined the wedding and the opening of the business!
So, on the day of the wedding, Lin Bowu trained thousands of storytellers in advance, and set up booths in the entire Changlin Palace boundary, with one post at ten steps and one post at five steps. The storyteller made the nature of the treasury bonds clear, and doubled the interest rate of the treasury bonds compared with the interest rate of the bank, and the supply of treasury bonds exceeded demand that day!
The next day, she used the money to open a central bank and local branches, and set up a foreign trade market, as well as a logistics system.
At the same time, there are also international reserves, which are specially purchased for gold and silver, and are strictly guarded. In addition, numerous propaganda agencies have been set up to set up a modern information system in a complete and complete manner.
In just seven days, the entire Changlin Palace has become an unprecedented capital flow power! And Emperor Cang was also dumbfounded, and he was full of praise and trust in Lin Bomist.
Banquet.
Emperor Cang smiled from ear to ear, and gave wine again and again, and Lin Bowu and Revlon became guests.
Emperor Cang smiled: "The flower strategists have worked hard and have made great achievements, and I don't know what reward I want?"