The girl slapped me on the back of the head: "Big brother, you are really a fucking fairy! I let you tell yourself with your mind: You are a bird! You are a bird! What is a birdman?"

Although Xiao Qi said that I have a deep immortal fate, but, so far, I have not learned any immortal skills, relying on my mind alone, let me become a bird, it is estimated that it is enough to choke......

Fortunately, under the cliff, there is a wild lake! The water in the wild lake is bottomless!

After a series of free-fall movements, with a loud "poof", the water splashed several meters high, and the girl lay on my back, and the two of us were like two toads playing with Arhats, head down, straight into the wild lake.

When I woke up, I was shocked to find that I was wearing nothing, and the girl was sitting next to me, and a bonfire was blazing next to me, like a ghost fire jumping and scurrying in the dark night.

A cold wind blew, I couldn't help but shiver, I looked down, and was surprised to find that I was stripped naked all over my body, and I didn't even wear a pair of socks! I sat up in shock like a corpse, and then folded my arms around my chest, and asked the girl in a shocked voice: "You, you, what have you done to me?"

The girl's big clear black eyes, flickering and exuding a smart light, looked at me innocently: "Your clothes are all soaked, I made a fire to help you dry your wet clothes! I was afraid that you would be hungry, and I roasted a fish for you...... Is there anything wrong with what I've done for you?

Seeing the girl's indifferent appearance, I was angry and unceremoniously questioned her: "You, you! Who told you to pick up my clothes casually? Didn't your mother teach you that there is a difference between men and women, and that men and women are not close to each other? Big sister, brother, I have to warn you, your behavior of casually stripping off other people's clothes is very bad in nature, and the consequences are very serious.

After listening to my words, the girl's ruddy and beautiful lips pursed slightly, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly: "Big brother, wake up, wake up! What are you talking about with me here! This girl has been practicing Taoism for five hundred years, ranking in the immortal class, and she is born with a pair of psychic eyes, and the clothes on your body, whether you wear them or not, have no effect on me!"

Hearing the girl's words, I suddenly realized that when I was in the Spirit Void Fairyland, Xiao Qi also said at the time that this girl was extraordinary, but a fox fairy who had been cultivating for five hundred years.

Seeing that I was dumbfounded, the girl looked thoughtful, reached out and grabbed the clothes hanging by the campfire, threw them to me, and then said to me: "Your clothes, I have dried them for you, and if you want to wear them, wear them quickly! Don't be naked, dangling in front of me, annoying me!"

It may not be easy to fall in love with someone, but if you want to hate someone, it will probably only take a moment.

Before I fell down from the cliff of Lingxu Mountain, I thought that this little girl was born with a good face, both handsome and cute, but now at this moment, I only have hatred for the girl in front of me, and I have no good feelings.

So, I put on my clothes, didn't say a word, and turned around to leave.

As a result, I had just taken two steps when the girl spoke again: "Huh...... Big brother, you're not authentic at all, you eat and wipe it out, and you want to leave with your pants on?"

I stopped, turned my head and asked her: "I have no grievances with you in the past, and I have no enmity in the near future, and we don't know anyone when we meet in Pingshui! From now on, we will say goodbye, go back to our own homes, and find our own mothers!"

After saying that, I continued to prepare to leave, and when the girl saw that I insisted on leaving, she took an arrow step and came straight to me, blocking my way with her own body, and looked at me mysteriously: "Big brother, you look very anxious, why do you talk so naïve!"

After listening to this girl's words, I became even more angry! My eyes glared: "What do you mean? What do you mean by this? I can warn you, if you have something to say, it will not hurt your self-esteem! Where is Lao Tzu in a hurry?"

"Heh, big brother, don't get excited, don't get excited! Actually, hehe, actually, I just want to tell you my nickname......" The girl smiled evilly, and there was a bit of obscenity in this bad smile.

"What's your nickname?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... My nickname is ...... Dog skin plaster!" replied the girl.

"You, you, what do you mean?" I said, confused.

The girl's deep eyes revealed pride and fortitude, and she replied slowly: "It means that no matter who it is, once it is glued by Lao Tzu, it will never be thrown off in this life!"

Listening to the girl's words, I was even more confused: "Lao Tzu calls himself Lao Tzu...... What the hell do you call yourself Lao Tzu? Are you a male or a female?"

"Lao Tzu can say whatever he wants, can you control it? Between heaven and earth, the five elements and six worlds, Lao Tzu is the biggest! In addition, Lao Tzu now officially informs you that from this moment on, you are my person, no matter how the three lives and three lives are reincarnated, you are my person, and you belong only to me!" As the girl spoke, she stretched out her hand as if by magic, and felt a piece of something from the pocket of the school uniform she was wearing, and hung it directly around my neck!

I looked down and looked closely, and it turned out to be a piece of jade! The shape of the jade should be a dragon, this dragon looks very abstract, but it is lifelike, very imposing! It is a bit like the carving technique of ancient times.

Moreover, judging from the material of this jade dragon, the texture of the jade is very delicate, white and warm, and it should be a very high-quality Xinjiang Hetian seed jade!

My eyes stared at the jade dragon hanging around my neck, and I unconsciously became distracted.

"Don't be stunned, come with me!" the girl's voice rang in my ears, and I suddenly came back to my senses.

"Where are you going?" I asked weakly at the girl, like a fool.

When the girl saw that I was dumbfounded and confused, she blurted out without thinking: "Where are you going?

"Immortal Cultivation Exchange Conference...... What the hell?"

"The Immortal Cultivation Exchange Conference is the largest and highest level event in the fairy world! Every year, on the Double Ninth Festival, it is held in the Kunlun Palace of the West Sea! At that time, the Three Realms and Six Dao, big coffee gathered, and the great gods gathered, and it was very lively!" When the girl said these words, her two big black eyes were full of expectant light.