Chapter 1 Just Walk Through the Rivers and Lakes
"What's the situation, what's the situation?"
A street that was still wide, with all the shops on both sides of the street closed and locked, and a bleak autumn wind blew, rolling up a few yellow fallen leaves.
Bleak, dead silence.
On the dirty dirt road was a broken iron pot, which had broken into several pieces, and a large pot of hot oil was spilled all over the floor.
Fragrant fritters were also sprinkled on the ground.
Xiao Teng's stomach "gurgled", he quietly stretched out his dirty little hand, secretly touched a fritter, silently held it in his mouth, and didn't dare to chew, so he could only moisten it with saliva a little bit, and then swallow it secretly.
The situation at hand is complicated, complicated.
He fought in the Internet café for several days and nights, and he didn't even have time to eat, and when he saw that he was about to get a grand slam, he suddenly crossed over to this strange world.
Not far in front of you, who is standing in a group of people?
He looks like a bandit, he wears very old clothes, and he still has cold weapons in his hands.
Knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks......
There were also strangely shaped weapons that he had never seen before.
Confronting this group of bandits was a thin old man, with sparse white hair and oil-stained clothes.
He may be a fritter, and his shop has just been smashed.
Is it because the fritters are not tasty, or is the price unfair?
The atmosphere was very tense, and the thieves raised their eyebrows, and they were about to beat up the owner of the fritter shop.
All kinds of cold weapons sparkle in the afterglow of the setting sun. Even some of the blades emitted a blue, eerie glow.
It must be quenched with poison!
Xiao Teng is also a teenager who has eaten countless martial arts novels, and there is still some common sense at all.
He was so hungry and trembling with nervousness that he didn't have time to think about his situation, just afraid that the blades would call him.
"Lord Host, you have penetrated into the ancient martial world, I look forward to you showing your skills here, I am your Jianghu navigation system. ”
Suddenly, the familiar electronic sound came into his ears, startling him.
Xiao Teng hurriedly peeked around: the owner of the fritter shop and the thief were still facing each other, and no one heard the voice.
"Is it the standard for crossing? Only I can hear it?"
Xiao Teng was a little pleased, the traverser must have a golden finger, and he naturally couldn't be an exception.
"The surname Lu, you can't think of it, right? You have been ignito, regardless of your identity, and fried fritters in this nameless town for 20 years, and we still found it, right?
The big man who was the leader of the bandits sneered and said viciously.
"Hehe, you guys are really patient, you've been looking for me for twenty years. It's a pity that this painstaking effort was in vain, and that thing is not with me. ”
The owner of the fritter shop surnamed Lu sneered, and a pair of extremely long chopsticks in his hand struck loudly, and it turned out to be a pair of iron chopsticks.
"The surname Lu, do you still dare to deny it? If there is no real evidence, we will waste twenty years on you in vain? Can you take it out or not? If you really refuse to hand it over, don't blame us for not talking about brotherhood for many years!"
The bandit led by him lost his patience, his eyes were fierce, and he shook the centipede hook in his hand, and he was about to do it.
The owner of the fritter shop was not afraid, and kept laughing: "Hehe, Li Biao, are you embarrassed to mention any brotherhood with me? I think that if you weren't afraid that I would rob you of the position of the master of the big village, and calculate me openly and secretly, I Lu Feng would not have fallen into this step." I didn't expect you to be more poisonous than the centipede hook in your hand, so you won't let me go. In that case, let's see the real chapter under the weapon!"
The boss said, knocked on the iron chopsticks in his hand again, and jumped over in a flash, and actually wanted to fight alone with a group of bandits.
Courage is commendable!
Xiao Teng secretly took a few sips of fritters, and his stomach was not so hungry. He pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, and the more he listened, the more confused he became, he really didn't know which of these two people was telling the truth, in short, neither of them seemed to be good.
The rivers and lakes are sinister, there is no good thing!
"Host, this boss is lying! What these bandits are looking for is in your hands. ”
The navigation system suddenly prompted, startling Xiao Teng, and almost threw away the remaining fritters in his hand.
"With me...... What the...... What's that?"
"Disciple coupons. ”
"Disciple coupon...... What disciple volume?"
At that time, ten top masters in the martial arts gathered at the top of Mount Tai, and everyone talked about the difficult process of learning martial arts, and they couldn't help but sigh at the difficulty of learning martial arts. If you want to become a martial arts master, you need extremely rich resources. Although there are many talented teenagers in the world, most of them lack resources, which is too regrettable. Therefore, each of these ten top masters issued a disciple scroll, as long as they could get this disciple coupon, then even the stupidest people could get started as their apprentices. ”
"Is it? Really? And this kind of good thing? That disciple roll is actually hidden in the fritter in his hand?"
Xiao Teng was overjoyed, and suddenly felt that most of the remaining fritters in his hand were unusually heavy.
"Yes, this old man is very bad. He knew that he couldn't hide, so he hid this disciple roll in the fritters, thinking that he would send the group of thieves away first. ”
The system continues to prompt that it's very bullish, knows everything, and is a good gold finger.
With its prompts, Xiao Teng has become a top master, and the smiling and proud rivers and lakes are just around the corner.
"Wait, that's not right!"
After all, Xiao Teng is almost twenty years old, and he still has the most basic logical thinking. He felt that there was a big problem here.
"That...... This old man, Lu Feng, it's been 20 years since he got this disciple roll, why didn't he hurry up and go to learn the arts, what kind of fritters are he frying here? Moreover, his fritters are fried well, the skin is crispy and the core is soft, and they are very delicious. ”
"He thinks, do you think he's a fool? But these ten top masters are all missing every day, where to find them? In addition, these ten disciple coupons are called Hades coupons by the people in the rivers and lakes, who dares to expose them easily and swagger to learn from the teacher!"
The prompt sound of the system is infinitely emotional, and the electronic sound can express such rich feelings, Xiao Teng is very surprised. But he was more interested in the ten "disciple tickets".
"Later, what happened to the ten disciple coupons?"
"Hey, don't mention it, as soon as those ten disciple coupons were issued, they immediately set off a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes. Whether it is a young talent, or a graceful and beautiful young man, as long as he holds a disciple ticket, he will immediately be chased and killed by countless people in the rivers and lakes, and end up in a different place, and the worst thing is that he was cut off his hands and tendons and thrown to feed the dogs......"
"Ah...... How so?"
Xiao Teng was so frightened that he trembled, he had just crossed, and 10,000 were reluctant to be chased and killed, let alone make dog food.
He suddenly felt that most of the fritters in his hand weighed a thousand pounds......
It's terrible!
The rivers and lakes and martial arts sound like happy and happy, happy and hateful, but in fact, they are full of difficulties and dangers, and every step is a pit.
It's not fun at all!