Chapter 65: I Can't

A big prostitute who picks flowers every night was actually frightened by Xiao Teng and Jiang Yifei to collapse, and it was also a strange story in the rivers and lakes.

Seeing the lewd thief crying bitterly, Jiang Yifei took off his shoes smoothly, slapped him with a "pop", and scolded in a low voice: "You shut up Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu hates people crying and crying the most on weekdays, not to mention that you are still a big man, if you don't stop talking, I will take off your pants immediately!"

The thief didn't dare to cry anymore when he heard this, but he still sobbed and hooked, and the tears dripped down one by one.

Jiang Yifei frowned and scolded: "You are wronged! How many little girls have you ruined? It is not too much to cut you with a thousand knives." Why, if you can spoil others, others can't spoil you? Where does this come from? I will torture you well in a while to avenge those little girls!"

When the thief heard this, his face turned pale, and he sobbed and begged for mercy: "Big brother, you let me go, I haven't touched those little girls...... I am...... It's to scare and scare them...... I really didn't spoil them!"

"Fart! When you saw my sister during the day, Mimi looked at her with those thief eyes, do you think I'm blind?"

Jiang Yifei raised his hand and slapped him fiercely, thinking that it was useless to just hit him, and immediately reached out to pull his pants again.

"Big brother...... Eldest brother...... Don't do it...... I swear...... If I lie to you, I'll let the blade split the body when I go out...... Eldest brother...... I really don't lie to you......"

"Fart...... Fart...... I don't believe it!"

Jiang Yifei pouted and said, his subordinates worked hard, and he ripped off his trouser belt when he landed.

"Don't...... I really don't lie to you...... I can't...... I really can't...... I was ruined by my master's animal...... I'm not humane at all...... I...... I can't do it......"

The thief wept bitterly, and looked really pitiful.

"Really, you don't lie to me, what did you do if your master abolished you?"

Jiang Yifei asked curiously.

"What man would deceive someone with such a thing? I'm really dead...... I go to pick flowers every night just to be blind, for fear that people will know that I am not a man...... Actually, I just went to scare and scare those little girls and left, I have never spoiled a woman...... I can't do it at all...... Woowoo...... Woowoo woo ......"

The thief cried so sadly that it didn't look like he was pretending.

"Why did your master abolish you?

Jiang Yifei was even more curious and kept asking.

"My master doesn't like women...... He said that all women in the world are the same and annoying...... He likes men...... He...... Scrap me...... I said that I would not be able to find any more women...... Will be with him for the rest of my life......"

The thief cried miserably, Jiang Yifei and Xiao Teng had goosebumps, and their backs were cold.

Is there still such a master?

The two of them glanced at each other, and they didn't say anything for a long time, and the "lewd thief" couldn't stop sobbing in pain, pitiful.

"Hey...... Ask some serious questions, and stop gossiping. Xiao Teng sighed and asked, "What's the matter with the disciple coupon you said?"

The "lewd thief" sobbed and said, "I heard Peng Shoushan say to my master that he spent a lot of effort to get that disciple coupon, as if he killed his best friend for the sake of the disciple coupon......

"Ah...... Really?"

Xiao Teng was chilled. It seems that this disciple coupon is really a life talisman, whoever holds it is unlucky, and there must be a bloody disaster.

Thinking that he had two in his hand now, Xiao Teng couldn't help but be a little scared: if this news got out, no matter how many lives he had, it would not be enough to lose it.

"Who did he kill?"

"It seems to be called Zhuge Haoyu? His name is very interesting, so I always remember it. ”

"Zhuge good fish? Could it be that Zhuge good fish who uses fishing rods as weapons and loves fishing the most in his life? I heard that he has no quarrel with the world all his life, and then lost his life inexplicably, could it be that this old guy Peng Shoushan did it?"

Jiang Yifei asked.

"I should have been, I was a teenager at the time, and one day I was practicing in the grove, and Peng Shoushan and my master had a tryst there, and I heard it when I talked about it. ”

"That was many years ago, could it be that his disciple coupon has always been there, and he didn't go to learn from his teacher?"

"No, he said that several sons and grandsons almost killed each other for this disciple's ticket, so he kept it in his hands and didn't give it to anyone. That...... He...... He made love with Shi Niang in the grove, and said that he would give birth to a little young master with Shi Niang, and give the disciple coupon to the little young master......

“...... One is eighty, the other is forty, and he still thinks about having children, and he really dares to think about it. ”

Xiao Teng teased.

"By the way, where is the disciple coupon hidden, it can't be in your master's hand, right?"

Jiang Yifei asked.

"No...... That disciple coupon, Peng Shoushan has always hidden it close to him, and he won't leave his body even when he sleeps at night, and no one can take it. ”

"Whore," he said.

"Okay, we got it. Is there anything else you're hiding from us?"

Jiang Yifei glared at him and asked, he really didn't know what to do with him now. I thought he was a thief, but who knew that he was his master's confiner, which was quite pitiful.

"No, I'm not hiding anything from you. I've told you even the most shameful things about myself. ”

The lewd thief couldn't help but reddened his eyes as he spoke, and he looked even more pitiful.

"By the way, what's your name, which sect?"

Jiang Yifei asked.

The lewd thief was stunned for a while, and then hesitated: "My name is Dong Chengcheng, yes, it is from the Shacheng faction." ”

"Dong Chengcheng, Shacheng faction ......"

Jiang Yifei lowered his head and muttered silently a few times, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Is your master's name Liu Kuxuan, who plays well with embroidery needles, and is the head of the five bandits in the Western Regions?"

Dong Tingcheng nodded hurriedly and asked, "Yes, you know my master?"

Jiang Yifei shook his head and said: "I don't know, but I heard that there is a bandit in Xitui, who was born with a talent, and it is said that he is more beautiful than a woman, and the secret weapon is an embroidery needle. Now I finally know, it turns out that your master not only doesn't look like a man on the outside, but also a woman on the inside, no wonder he can play with embroidery needles......"

Dong Tingcheng's face immediately turned a little pale when he heard this, then his face was flushed, and finally he was pale......

"Big brother, you must not mention this matter to anyone. No one knows anything about my master but me...... I also pretended to be a flower thief to hide people's eyes...... If my master knew that I had told these things to outsiders, he would have killed me to vent his anger...... It's not a pity for me to die, anyway, there is no difference between living and dying now, but my parents, younger brothers and sisters are all in the hands of my master...... I...... Don't dare to resist ......"

Dong Chengcheng pleaded pitifully.

Jiang Yifei didn't know what to do for a while.