I'm so big that I probably never dreamed that something so magical would happen to me, no! Not magical, but weird!

This matter probably started with a WeChat message I received......

I had nothing to do that night, I was a little idle, and I was brushing the sound of fighting to pass the boring time, and suddenly, I only heard the sound of "Ding Dong", and I received a WeChat message on my mobile phone! As a 24K high-purity titanium single dog who has never talked about a girlfriend, who will send me a WeChat message at such a late hour?

As usual, I might pretend that the other person has a painless fart and ignore it! However, in this season of recovery, my body and heart are more or less restless tonight.

Driven by this little restlessness, I slowly stretched out a finger and clicked on this sudden WeChat message......

Eighteen Chapters on Cultivating Immortals, Part 1: The Self-cultivation of an Immortal......

I moved my finger and continued to point down, Eighteen Chapters on Cultivating Immortals, Part 2: Daily Maintenance and Maintenance of the Immortal Festival......

Eighteen Chapters of Cultivating Immortals, Part 3: Thirty-nine Styles of Cultivating Immortals......

My fingers, trembling, on the mobile phone screen, kept moving down slowly, when I saw the third article "Thirty-nine Styles of Cultivating Immortals", my little heart, as if an electric motor was installed, jumped wildly, and finally jumped directly to my throat!

My two eyeballs, as big as cow's eggs, stared intently at the phone screen!

Cultivating immortals and practicing the Tao, feathering and soaring...... I have always felt that these things are very far away from me, because I have only seen them on TV and in movies!

Just when my eyes were staring directly at the screen of my mobile phone, I only heard the sound of "Ding Dong", and I received another message on WeChat!

This time, I didn't hesitate or linger, and with a slip of my finger, I quickly clicked on this new message......

"Dear Jiang Yuan, hello! Congratulations, you have become the 250th customer to experience the immortal cultivation course for free...... On behalf of all the faculty members and all the students of the Immortal Cultivation Academy, I wish you the early completion of your merits and the success of your immortal cultivation! Our slogan is, happy immortal cultivation, healthy immortal cultivation, green immortal cultivation ......"

This, this, this fuck, what kind of mess? Who is full of food, idle eggs hurt, and playing pranks with Lao Tzu?

The third message of "Ding Dong" followed! I clicked on it and saw that it was a message asking to add friends! Look at the other party's profile picture, it's a girl, to be precise, it's a beauty! More precisely, it's a beautiful woman with a hot body!

The original restless mood instantly quieted down the moment I saw the avatar of this beautiful woman.

There is a saying in the rivers and lakes since ancient times: A beautiful woman will not have too bad luck...... I couldn't help but click the "Agree to add friends" button.

"Brother, are you there?" the other party was very enthusiastic and took the initiative to greet me.

With great excitement, I couldn't help but rush at the other party and ask three philosophical questions: "Who are you, where are you from, and what do you want to do?"

The girl first sent me a series of shy expressions, and then sent me a voice message, I couldn't help but click on this voice message: "Brother, I am your little secretary of the cultivation of immortals, the job number is Lingling, you can call me Xiaoxiao, it's nice to meet you!"

Before hearing this voice message, I always felt that in this world, women's voices are all the same as my mother! After listening to this voice message, I realized that a person's voice can also have such a powerful magic power! It turns out that a woman's voice can be so beautiful!

"You, you, you're my secretary?" I asked weakly, my voice trembling.

"Yes, brother, it's a pleasure to serve you!" replied.

"What kind of service do you have?" I subconsciously blurted out when I saw Xiao Qi's answer, and asked her.

"One hundred questions about the incurable diseases of cultivating immortals...... 100,000 Why Cultivate Immortals...... Ninety-nine small common sense of physiology and hygiene of cultivating immortals...... "Xiao Mi said a lot in one breath, which made me confused by the second monk!"

Just as I was staring at the screen of my mobile phone in a daze, Xiao Mi sent a new message: "Brother, during your cultivation of immortals, if you encounter any difficulties and troubles, you can directly find me and contact me! As your little secretary of cultivating immortals, my duty is to serve you wholeheartedly!"

At this moment, I feel like my feet are stepping on cotton, dizzy, fluttering, and I can't tell the truth from the false!

Is all this really happening? Or is someone playing a prank? There is one of the simplest and most effective ways to confirm this, and that is to make an appointment with the little one, and in reality, meet in detail in real time!

Only when we meet in reality can we really know whether there is really a beautiful woman teaching me to cultivate immortals on the WeChat side, or a lewd foot-picking man who is teasing me!

Thinking of this, I quickly moved my fingers and said to Xiaoqi: "Cultivating immortals and practicing the Tao is a big thing, I suggest that we meet and talk about it in detail!"

Somewhat unexpectedly, for my request to meet, Xiao Qi agreed without hesitation: "Brother, in order for you to successfully achieve positive results, we can meet at any time...... Time, place, you decide!"

My idea is actually very simple, it doesn't matter whether you cultivate immortals or not, it is also a very good choice to take the opportunity to cultivate immortals to see beautiful women and raise your eyes!

Just when I was about to make an appointment with Xiao Mi, a black shadow flashed in the dark corner of the bedroom! This black shadow moved very fast, but I saw it very clearly!

"Who?" I asked, screaming.

Before I could finish speaking, I reached out to turn on the light! But before my hand could touch the switch of the light, there was already a cold hand that grabbed me tightly! This hand, like an ice cube, was stiff and cold, without any temperature!

"You, you, are you human? are you a ghost?" I tried to make my voice sound more imposing, but as soon as I spoke, my voice trembled.

"Are you the sturdy boy who wants to cultivate immortals?" a cold voice in the darkness asked me.

"I, I, I'm your father!" I mustered up the courage to roar, and then swung a fist, trying to smash the other party's face, but as a result, my fist had not yet fallen on the other party's face, and my whole body had already flown out! The most embarrassing thing is that I am usually used to sleeping bare, but at this moment, there is no trace of restraint on my body, and my whole body is like a plucked white chicken, showing a parabolic trajectory, drawing a white arc in mid-air......