Chapter 063: Shit, Don't Wipe Your Ass by Others
When the little official heard Hua's question, he smiled and took out a document from his arms: "I am a small official of the criminal department, come to the house to inform Miss Ruicaobiao, and go to Dali Temple tomorrow." β
"What do you mean to be on duty?"
The second old man, Mu Jingcheng, and Mu Yixing, who suddenly appeared, asked questions in unison.
Mu Yixing, who was impatient, snatched the document from the hand of the little official, and saw that it was written that Miss Ruicao of Mufu would go to Dali Temple to serve as the pavilion chief before the end of the Yin Dynasty tomorrow, and his eyes turned into bull's eyes again.
"Why should you be stupid and bold to go to Dali Temple on an errand?"
Mu Yixing has always been very envious of his eldest brother Mu Yirong for being an errand boy in Dali Temple, especially when his brother broke a few small cases and was sought after as a genius boy, he completely turned into lemon essence, and the whole person was sour from the inside out!
From childhood to adulthood, her mother would only scold him for being a troublemaker and a skin monkey, and she always praised his eldest brother with a pleasant face.
In the eyes of his mother, his father, his grandmother, and even the entire Mufu and the two courtyards, his eldest brother is excellent and good, and he can't catch up.
But it is true that his eldest brother has loved to study hard and martial arts since he was a child, and he is indeed better than him.
But he felt that his head was definitely not stupider than his eldest brother!
If he can go to Dali Temple on an errand, he will definitely be able to mix well.
As a result, now, Seocho, a foolish and bold man who loves to get into trouble, has actually entered the Dali Temple of his dreams. And he, a young man with a smart spirit, was disliked by his father in every way and was unqualified, which was really unacceptable to him, and asked loudly if the little official was mistaken?
After the eldest lady Tang heard the words of the little official, she was as entangled as Mu Yixing, but the entangled problems were different.
In the Western Zhou Dynasty, there was a precedent for women to be officials.
It's just that the female official has always been a palace official, taking care of the living life of the saint and the palace concubine in the palace, but there has never been a reason for a woman to be an official outside the palace.
The female officials of the Tang Dynasty in the previous dynasty were the most respected, and their official positions were as high as the Nushang Palace, and they were appreciated by the monarch.
But there is no example of a woman entering the yamen as an official, you must know that when you are on an errand in Dali Temple, the name must be recorded in the official record. Stay in the history books!
The second old man, Mu Jingcheng, had the same idea as the eldest lady Tang, he felt that there must be something wrong, but the red official seal on the document was not a fraud and deception.
The little official is only responsible for delivering the documents, and he is unable to answer other questions, so the eldest lady Tang can only follow the general practice, like an ordinary person who has been crowned an official, and reward the little official who reports the letter.
The little official took the heavy amount of silver, and after saying hello to Mufu, he left beautifully, leaving a cadre in the courtyard to stare at each other.
After a while, the second aunt Hua Shi, whose mouth was still faster than her brain, was the first to speak: "Oh, hey, master! It's really gratifying, it must be that the virtuous concubine Niangniang doesn't remember the villain, and still treats us as her own people, and I implore the saint to make a special exception to let Miss Biao enter the official mansion on an errand." We must not live up to this piece of Niangniang's heart. β
As soon as Seocho entered the palace with his front foot, he was told by Concubine Yu Xian about the cat's claw quenching, and as soon as he left the palace, he arrived at the mansion with the resignation paperwork, and it was difficult not to think of Concubine Yu Xian.
The second old man, Mu Jingcheng, smiled sincerely, touched his smooth chin, agreed with Hua's statement very much, and nodded frequently.
The third aunt Liu disliked Ruicao, a foolish lady who was favored by Mrs. Mu as soon as she entered the mansion, and felt that it would be best if she went to Dali Temple on an errand, so that she would not be able to dangle in front of her eyes, out of sight, out of mind.
And Dali Temple is not an ordinary place, it is responsible for investigating and arresting the murderer. The murderer who dares to kill can be an ordinary person who is easy to get along with, and then let this cousin suffer a little and kill her unbeatable spirit.
The second room strongly supported Ruicao to go to Dali Temple on an errand, and the eldest lady Tang felt that this matter was very important, and she couldn't be the master, so she hurriedly turned around and went to the backyard to inform Mrs. Mu.
Ruicao indifferently withdrew her official documents from Mu Yixing's hand, and said in her heart that it was okay now, she didn't have to worry about how to observe Mu Yirong, the male observation object, at close range.
Mu Yixing froze in the middle of the courtyard like a sculpture for a long time, completely forgetting to breathe. After a while, he took a deep breath and caught up with Seocho, who had returned to the temple.
"Silly bold, do you really want to go to Dali Temple on an errand?"
Seocho nodded, and Mu Yixing jumped to his feet: "Are you stupid, with your brain, you must get into trouble every day when you go to Dali Temple, my father and eldest brother don't have time to clean up the mess and wipe your buttocks." β
"I'm not a child, and I don't need someone to wipe my ass when I shit. β
Mu Yixing's face turned red suddenly when he heard this: "That's not what I said. I mean, with your empty brain, and your habit of doing things indiscriminately at every turn, you're going to get my dad and big brother in trouble. Your dismissal is a small matter, but if my eldest brother and father are implicated by you and demoted and lose their positions, I will definitely not spare you. β
Mu Yixing really felt that when Ruicao went to Dali Temple on an errand, he would definitely twist the suspect's arms and legs, and if he didn't get it right, he would accidentally blow up the suspect's head. The basket that was poked out at that time had to be cleaned up by his father and eldest brother.
"I've been able to control the force of my shots, and I'm not going to kill anyone. β
If you can't die, you can't be disabled!
Mu Yixing was speechless to Cangtian, it was useless to analyze what was at stake with the wooden head of Ruicao, what he could do now, that is....... Snatch the paperwork from Seocho's hand and tear it up.
Mu Yixing didn't know why such a bad idea came to his mind, and his body reacted immediately, and pounced on Seocho at once, ready to snatch the paperwork in Seocho's hand.
The unsuspecting Ruicho, the natural instinct of the beast was launched, and he wanted to hit Mu Yixing with a palm, but he quickly stopped it.
The time for this blow to be closed gave Mu Yixing a chance, but Mu Yixing, a stupid person, actually kicked his right foot to his left heel, staggered, and failed to snatch the paperwork in Seocho's hand, but directly threw Seocho to the ground.
Mu Yixing fell on Seocho's soft body, first opened his mouth wide and was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly got up with a flushed face.
"Right...... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, didn't crush you, did I?"
Mu Yixing's face was flushed, and he was red all the way down his neck to the soles of his feet, like red peppers knotted on a chili seedling!
Seocho stood up from the ground, patted the dirt off the hem of her skirt, and shook her head to indicate that it was okay.
When Mu Yixing fell on top of her, she felt as if a kitten had pounced into her arms. The bodies of human men are so light, they are like papier-mΓ’chΓ©!
Mu Yixing, whose face was flushed, secretly thought, is the girl's body so soft, as if it is a cloud in the sky!
Wait a minute, how could he come up with such a dirty and shameless idea.
It's over, he's not clean!