Chapter II

The moment he saw the monkeys, the noisy howling of the whole forest ceased. One by one, the black figures climbed the trees and stood still, staring at him with a pair of round eyes.

"Where is the Monkey King?" the stone monkey shouted. In fact, he wanted to return to the team first to ask for two fruits to eat, and he would talk about the challenge of the Monkey King later, but just now he had over-fantasized, and his self-confidence exploded, and he skipped the section of returning to the team.

After saying that, he obviously regretted it a little. didn't eat, where did you get the strength to fight the monkey king? But the words are all said, how can you back down at this time?

So he raised his head and chest, looking like he had no hesitation.

A big gray monkey jumped and grabbed the tree vine and swung to the top of the stone monkey's head: "You have something to do with the monkey king?"

"I'm going to challenge him. The stone monkey said loudly.

"But we don't have a monkey king here. The monkey scratched his head.

Suddenly, it was cold for three seconds.

"No Monkey King, what are you asking me to do with the Monkey King?" the stone monkey lowered his head, found a stone, and threw it at the gray monkey with all his strength, but was easily flashed by the other party.

The monkey swung back to the branch and jumped up happily: "We don't have a monkey king, quack quack~"

Suddenly, the entire monkey group came alive: "We don't have a monkey king, we don't have a monkey king." Quack Quack~"

All the monkeys were bouncing up and down the trees, chirping, and going crazy.

The stone monkey had a black line on his face, he really didn't understand what these monkeys were happy about, was it to laugh at himself? God, no wonder none of Sun Wukong's 100,000 monkey monkeys could take his mantle, and after a long time, everyone else was stupid except himself.

"Shut up!" the stone monkey shouted loudly, but found that no monkey was paying attention to him.

"Give me silenceβ€”give me silence! Silence!" he kept growling, and roaring, until his voice was hoarse, and he coughed violently, and the monkeys finally fell silent.

"There is no Monkey King! Then choose one!" said the stone monkey breathlessly, thinking in his heart that it was stupid or stupid, so foolish, maybe he would become the Monkey King all of a sudden.

If you become the Monkey King, you won't have to starve, right?

"What does the Monkey King do?" asked a monkey.

"I don't know. The monkeys shook their heads.

So the monkeys jumped up again on their chirping: "I don't know, I don't know." Quack Quack~"

The stone monkeys felt that they were a little broken, these monkeys couldn't communicate at all, even if they could speak human language, they couldn't communicate. But you can't communicate, you have to communicate! The ghost needs this long-term meal ticket himself?

He tried to explain: "The king of monkeys is the king of the monkeys, and the king's commands must be listened to by all, and they must not be disobeyed. ”

Then another monkey came out and said, "Isn't it possible that the monkey king doesn't have to pick his own fruit?"

"Hmm!" the stone monkey gave it a thumbs up, which was exactly what the stone monkey wanted.

"Is that every day someone helping to catch lice?"

"That's right!"

"Is there a female monkey that you want, and there is a female monkey?"

"This ......" The stone monkey is a little crazy, doesn't the book say that an old monkey jumped out and said that whoever jumps the waterfall will be the monkey king?

"Wu Chengen is a liar!" the stone monkey scolded fiercely.

One of the monkeys jumped up, climbed high on the vines and shouted, "Then I will be the king of monkeys!"

"I want it too!"

"Then let's be the Monkey King together!"

"Then who catches lice and picks the fruit?" asked an old monkey hesitantly.

"Him!" all the monkeys pointed at the stone monkeys.

"Shut up!" the stone monkey shouted: "Choose the monkey king to fight, there can only be one monkey king, whoever wins will be the one!"

"Why fight. A monkey asked, puzzled.

"Because the strong are respected!" the stone monkey said with a stern face, but those monkeys didn't buy his account at all, and they were all crazy.

"I think there can be many monkey kings!" shouted a monkey.

Suddenly, the entire group of monkeys cheered, as if they were more accepting of the Monkey King's statement that he could have more than one.

The stone monkey felt that the egg was shattered.

After another quarrel between the bull's head and the horse's mouth, the stone monkey decisively turned around and left: "This is a farce at all!"

In the evening, hungry again, he came to the edge of the deep pool where he had come, and lay down to catch his breath.

I pinched my tail casually, it was a wonderful feeling, I never thought I would have a tail one day......

Listening to the roar of the waterfall, he looked up at the sky with a blank expression.

After a long time, he sat up again and looked at the waterfall in front of him.

"Can this waterfall really jump?" The stone monkey couldn't help but think of the "Journey to the West" he had watched before, and he was very disdainful.

The closest shore to the waterfall is more than 20 meters away, so how can you jump?

When he came here, he should have grieved well, but unfortunately his rumbling stomach didn't allow it. But what if you don't allow it?

He staggered to his feet, his whole body limp, and he felt as if he had fallen asleep, and perhaps he would have gone there. But in fact, he can't sleep now.

With the stick in his hand, he drew a line on the ground, jumped hard, and then turned around and measured the distance.

"This monkey's body seems to be much better than my previous body, but it's only a normal body. It's too far from a twenty-meter jump. I didn't even see half a bamboo. He sat down disappointed, bowing over the pool.

"What if they can jump? Everyone is a monkey king now. He thought of the ridiculous monkeys again, are they really the ones in "Journey to the West"?

By all indications, it is unlikely.

But the stone monkey just didn't want to believe it, or he stubbornly insisted on it like a thief. Perhaps believing that he had crossed into the Monkey King rather than an ordinary stone monkey somewhere had become the last line of support for his will.

If even the last shred of hope for the future is lost, I am afraid that the stone monkey will collapse immediately.

The sun is setting.

He was silent, and his stomach grew hungrier. Turning his head to look around, he only had leaves to eat, but he was not a horse.

I suddenly thought, if I crossed into a horse, would it be more comfortable than crossing into a stone monkey? At least I don't have to worry about food and clothing, right?

The monkeys in the distance are still chattering, and they seem to be still excited about the topic of "Monkey King", which makes people upset to listen to.

Sighing, the stone monkey decided to think of something to make himself less hungry.

"I have a final exam next week...... ! What else do I want to do with these eggs? It's all going to be done, and I'm going to take a test. The stone monkey has never felt that the exam is such a wonderful thing as he does now: "Let's think about the question at hand, what am I doing here? Forget it, this question is skipped, I haven't heard of a reason for crossing over." ”

There are three laws of crossing: first, no explanation before crossing, second, no responsibility after crossing, and third, no return ticket is included for crossing.

"I should think about what I'm going to do next. By the way, the Monkey King can't be done, I can go to cultivate immortals and learn seventy-two changes like Sun Wukong. The Bodhi Ancestor would not ask me for the identity certificate of the Monkey King. But where is the Bodhi Ancestor? Sun Wukong happened to meet it, can I also meet it? In other words, is there really a Bodhi Ancestor here?" Thinking of this, the stone monkey shook his head violently, trying to shake out this idea that would break his confidence: "Maybe I should set off tomorrow." ”

"To the human world...... I can't even live here, a monkey, maybe the monkey brain will be on the table as soon as I go. ”

The stone monkey shook his head again, not thinking about the troublesome question. He decided to have some fun.

"The underworld must go, and the book of life and death must be torn, or you will die. The Dragon Palace also has to break in, otherwise there will be no golden hoop stick. But the Heavenly Palace...... Tiangong should not make trouble, we still have to keep a low profile. Anyway, if the Buddha wants to bet with me, I will definitely not be fooled by him. ”

The stone monkey lay on the ground, looking at the starry sky in infinite reverie. He yawned lazily, sat up, looked around, and lay back in disappointment.

"It would be nice to have a cigarette to smoke, and I decided that in the future, I would learn to change to a cigarette first. Be soft, right...... Only in the soft can I be worthy of my identity as the Monkey King, and I have to be a local tyrant. ”

A canary flew over the head of the stone monkey and landed on a tree branch not far away, and said to himself, "This monkey is very special, I feel that he is different from other monkeys." ”

"Well, I think too. The monkey's ass wasn't that red. A raven crept over and accosted her.

", I mean, he's sleeping on the ground, have you ever seen a monkey sleeping on the ground? Roll me as far as you want, so close you want me to get mildew!"

The stone monkey not far away tossed and turned and said dreamily: "Zixia, I'm here." ”

"Zixia, what's it?" thought Canary.

When the day was gray, the stone monkey had already woken up, and it was hungry. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw more than a dozen pairs of eyes blinking at him.

"What are you doing?" he was so frightened that he moved back a few inches before he suddenly realized that he was surrounded by monkeys.

"Monkey King. A monkey scratched his head and said.

"You want to make me king?" the stone monkey suddenly felt that his brain was a little overwhelmed.