254. Pigs are hard to identify
Du didn't forget at this time that it had been nearly three years since he last went to the Western Regions.
Du Buzhu couldn't help but miss Xi Siqi, Keiko, and his best confidante Feng Niang.
Mingxi saw that Du did not forget to seem a little unhappy, and asked with a feeling:
"Brother Du, what's wrong with you, do you remember anything unhappy again?"
Du did not forget to reply:
"I'm fine, but I just remembered some old people!"
At this time, the wine and food were almost eaten, and Wu Chengen said to Du Yiyi and Mingxi:
"I have something to go, after all, I came to Linqing City to live in a relative's house, and going back late will inevitably make people worry, we will have time to meet again tomorrow!"
Du did not forget to see off Wu Chengen with Mingxi, and Mingxi naturally looked at the monkey on the pig's back a little reluctantly.
Seeing this, Du did not forget and said:
"Tomorrow is different, do you still have a chance to see the Great Sage and the canopy? Mingxi, we should also find an inn to rest!"
Then I found a nearby inn and asked for a room, and the two of them moved in.
After coming to the room to familiarize himself with it casually, Mingxi snuggled in Du Buyi's arms.
I only heard Mingxi say:
"Brother Du, I can't imagine that we can still be together like this!"
Du did not forget to reply:
"Yes, I also thought that you would accompany my second brother in the palace for the rest of your life!"
Mingxi asked:
"It turns out that you know the emperor, how did he become your second brother!"
Du did not forget to tell Mingxi about his acquaintance with Zhu Houxi and the things that appeared later.
After listening to this, Mingxi said:
"It seems that the emperor is not bad, but people, when you are in another position, you will also do a lot of unavoidable things!"
Du Bu sighed and said:
"Yes, so I blamed him too, but now that I'm meeting him, I don't know what to say, so last time I realized that Gonggong Li planned to save you directly, and I didn't look for him!"
At this time, Mingxi lowered his head and said a little shyly:
"Brother Du Bu, you said eunuch, I remembered, you were caught by me last time?"
Du Buzhi was also a little embarrassed and said:
"I didn't expect you to be so bold!"
Mingxi said again at this time:
"I haven't really seen anything like that from you men, I want to see it, okay?"
Du did not forget to ask:
"Didn't you see what we did last time?"
Mingxi replied:
"Where do I dare to look at it, I was ashamed to death last time!"
Du did not forget and said:
"Well, since you're curious, I'll show you enough today!"
Then he took off his clothes and lay down on the bed.
Mingxi looked at it carefully at this time, and then said:
"You men are really scary!"
Du did not forget to get up, covered it with a quilt, and said:
"Xi'er has seen enough, right?"
Mingxi replied:
"Haven't seen enough?"
Then he lifted the quilt and pushed Du Buyi onto the bed.
Du did not forget to reply:
"Didn't you make Brother Du and me uncomfortable?"
Mingxi smiled and said:
"It's just making you uncomfortable, I like it!"
Then he began to take off his clothes, and after the clothes were removed, he sat down on Du Buyi.
The two of them didn't sleep all night, and lingered until the afternoon of the next day, when Mingxi saw that Du Buyi couldn't get up, so he went out directly to pack a meal for Du Buxin and sent him in.
After Du Buyi sat up, he asked Mingxi, who was sitting on the side, while eating his meal:
"Xi'er, when did you learn to take care of people?"
Mingxi replied:
"I'm already your woman, of course I have to learn to take care of you!"
Du Buyi smiled and said:
"Why don't you have wine?"
Mingxi replied:
"I still want to drink, you were tired like this last night, you better rest after eating!"
Du did not forget to put down the dishes and chopsticks and said:
"I'm not tired, who said I'm tired?"
Mingxi replied:
"As I said, aren't you tired like this?"
Du Buyi came over and put his arms around Mingxi's waist and whispered in Mingxi's ear:
"Xi'er, are you tired?"
Mingxi replied:
"Of course I'm not tired?"
Du Buyi didn't forget that his hands began to roam around Mingxi's body again, and after a while, Mingxi also took the initiative to take off his clothes, and then lay on the bed.
After the two lingered like this for two days, on the third day, they packed their luggage and prepared to return to the ship to continue south to Suzhou.
As soon as he left the inn, he actually met Wu Chengen who was carrying luggage, and Du did not forget to ask:
"Brother Wu, how do you know we live here?"
Wu Chengen replied:
"I already found out yesterday that you live here, and I've been here before, but it's inconvenient to disturb you, so I'll go back!"
Du didn't forget to glance at Mingxi on the side, and at this time he was lowering his head a little embarrassed, so he smiled and said to Wu Chengen:
"I'm sorry, Brother Wu!"
Wu Chengen replied:
"It's okay...... It's okay, I didn't see anything!"
Du did not forget and asked again:
"Brother Wu, why are you carrying the baggage?"
Wu Chengen replied:
"I'm going back to my hometown in Huai'an!"
At this time, Mingxi asked Du Yiyi:
"When we first came to the Central Plains, didn't we happen to be in Huai'an?"
Du did not forget to reply:
"Yes, but Brother Wu's hometown is in Shanyang!"
Wu Chengen smiled and said:
"Yes, my house is near the canal, so I just happened to stop by with you!"
明汐 also says:
"Okay, then I can find the Great Sage and the canopy to play with every day on the boat!"
Then he asked Wu Chengen again:
"Why don't you see the Great Sage and the canopy?"
Wu Chengen replied:
"They've been sent to the ship by me, and I'm just waiting for you here!"
Du did not forget to say:
"In that case, let's go!"
Then the three of them came to the ferry, got on the boat and continued south along the canal.
Unexpectedly, the ship was stopped by two official ships as soon as it left the shore.
I saw that there were several yamen catchers standing on the bow of the two official ships, and one of them led the catcher first jumped on the ship where Du Buyi, Mingxi and Wu Chengen were, and then pointed to the canopy on the ship and said:
"Doesn't my Ming Law stipulate that you can't keep your family privately?
Wu Chengen hurriedly walked over and said to the head catcher:
"It's mine, but this pig is what I brought from Tianzhu!"
At this time, other catchers also came to the boat one after another and surrounded Wu Chengen.
I saw you catch your head and say to Wu Chengen again:
"You are still quibbling, I see that you will not tell the truth if you don't see our Lord Zhizhou!"
Then he said to a few catchers on the side:
"Arrest him and that pig for me to see Lord Zhizhou!"
Seeing this, Du did not forget to come over and said:
"Big brother headcatcher, slow down!"
The head catcher glanced at Du Yi and asked loudly:
"What do you want to do? Do you want to go against our government?"
Du Bu Bu smiled and said:
"How dare I, I just think it's just because someone else leads a pig......!"
Suddenly realizing that he had said something wrong, he quickly continued:
"It's a pig, what kind of sin is this?"
The headhunter suddenly asked:
"What did you just say, that he was a pig?"
Then he pointed to the canopy.
Du did not forget to hurriedly say:
"I just lost my words for a moment!"
The head catcher pointed at Du Bu and said to the side:
"This man has the audacity to dare to call a pig a pig, he is insulting our great tomorrow, and I will arrest him too!"
A few catchers immediately came over and surrounded Du Yifu.
At this time, Mingxi couldn't help it, and walked over to the head catcher and said:
"Aren't you blatant bullying?"
The head catcher didn't notice Mingxi's appearance at first, and after seeing Mingxi coming over, he looked carefully, stared at Mingxi for a while with a confused look, and said:
"The little lady is so beautiful!"
His hand touched towards Mingxi, and Mingxi directly clenched his fist to block the headcatcher.
At this time, the head catcher said:
"Little lady, your temper is quite big, I see that you are also in the same group with them!"
Then he said quickly behind him:
"Arrest this little lady for me and bring it back to Zhizhou Yamen!"
Du did not forget to signal Mingxi and Wu Chengen to endure first.
Then the three of them followed these arrests and returned to the Zhizhou Yamen in Linqing City.
At this time, after the three of them entered the yamen, Lord Zhizhou came over and asked the head catcher a few words, and the head catcher quietly said a few words in front of Lord Zhizhou, and Lord Zhizhou came to the court with a smile on his horse, and began to raise the hall.
I saw that this Lord Zhizhou slapped the board and said loudly to Du Buyi, Wu Chengen and Mingxi in the audience:
"This official is Xu Shiqi, the governor of Linqingzhou, what are the names and surnames of the three of you, and where do you come from, report your names to me?"
Du did not forget to walk forward and said to this Zhizhou Xu Shiqi:
"My name is Du Shilang, a person from Chengtianfu, and the two of them over there, one is my friend Wu Chengen Huai'an, and the other is my sister-in-law's name Du Mingxi!"
At this time, Xu Shiqi said to Du Yiyi:
"Bold fanatics, don't kneel down for me yet!"
Du did not forget to laugh and said quite calmly:
"Lord Xu, you call me a madman, why am I crazy?"
Xu Shiqi slapped the board and said:
"You dare to be so unreasonable to this official in the court, and dare to say that you are not a fanatic?"
Du Buyi laughed again and said:
"I just answered your question, Lord Xu, and I actually became a fanatic, it's ridiculous!"
Xu Shiqi naturally became more and more angry, so he shouted at the head catcher and the officer:
"Qin Zhutou, why don't you come and press this crazy boy to the ground and kneel?"
It turned out that just now Du did not forget that a few people came to call Qin to catch the head.
After hearing the order, the head of the Qin catcher immediately walked over with the two officials on the side, and was about to press Du Buyi to the ground, but the three of them couldn't press Du Buyi down no matter how hard they tried.
At this time, Du did not forget to smile, and said to Qin Zhutou and the two officials behind him:
"You guys are too useless, or it's appropriate for you to kneel down after all!"
stretched out two palms and forced, and immediately slapped the three of them to the ground one by one and knelt down.
This Xu Shiqian was instantly frightened into a cold sweat, and then pointed at Du Yi and said:
"Du Shilang, are you going to rebel?"
Du Yi laughed, walked behind the three head catchers, and kicked the three of them from behind one by one, kicking all three of them to the ground and crying out in pain.
Then he said to Xu Shiqi:
"Lord Xu, it's no wonder that I'm not going to be able to do it, it's your subordinates who are too useless, and I don't want to rebel, I just can't get used to your behavior!"
Xu Shiqi immediately shook his hands and said to all the officials around him:
"What are you still doing standing around, hurry up and arrest these three rags for me!"
Du didn't forget to smile and said:
"Wait!"
Then he took out a letter from his arms, handed it to Xu Shiqi, and said:
"Lord Xu, do you see who I am?"
Xu Shiqi took the letter and read it, and immediately said:
"Are you the ...... Du Tanhua?"
Du did not forget to reply:
"It's me!"
Then he took back the letter from this Xu Shiqi, and then left the Zhizhou Yamen with Mingxi and Wu Chengen.
The letter that Du did not forget to show Xu Shiqi was a reply letter from Zhang Fujing, the first assistant of the cabinet, to Du Buyi, and there was also Zhang Fujing's seal of the first assistant of the cabinet on it.