12. Jade Face Spring (12)
Zhu Xiangru stood still on the stone bench, under the faint light of the stars and moon, listening to the wind debater, stretching out his palm and grabbing it indiscriminately, and in the blink of an eye, he grabbed all the dozens of feather arrows in his hand, almost a large bundle. I only heard him shout: "Give it back to you!" raised his hands, threw all the feather arrows in his hands to the more than ten guards, only to hear the exclamation of "ouch, wow" endlessly, some of those arrows were shot on the flower trees, some were shot between the rockeries, some fell in the pond, more than ten guards were stabbed by the arrows, fortunately he didn't want to hurt people's lives, but a little punishment, and he didn't look at the head, the strength used was only one percent, and those guards were only slightly injured.
Zhu Xiangru didn't want to waste any more time, his body shook, and he rushed into the group of guards, grabbed them with his hand, grabbed them one by one, and lifted them up one by one, only to hear the cries of plop, plop, ah, yo, and yo, and in the blink of an eye, more than ten guards were thrown into the pool under the water pavilion by him, and more than ten guards were injured by arrows, and they couldn't climb out of the pool for a while, like dumplings boiled in a pot, fluttering in the pool.
Zhu Xiangru laughed, took a breath, jumped onto the water pavilion, and then jumped onto a big tree, and in a moment he arrived outside the palace. He returned to the inn unconsciously, and after the third watch, he went to bed.
Zhu Xiangru broke into the Pingxi Palace, killed Huo Wei, and injured more than a dozen guards, and the next day it spread throughout Kunming City, and the Pingxi Palaces sent people to search the whole city, but who knew that he did it.
The next morning, Zhu Xiangru got up early in the morning and came to Wuhua Mountain, Pingxi King Wu Sangui is a tyrant in Tiannan, a high lord, Pingxi Wangfu was built with a magnificent atmosphere, no one in the city knows, which one does not know, it is very easy to find the location of the palace. Zhu Xiangru saw that the new Pingxi Wang's mansion was built at the foot of Wuhua Mountain, facing the green lake. The red wall and green tiles, the eaves and walls, covering an area of hundreds of acres, the pavilions and pavilions inside, the water pavilion and the song platform, it is really not enough to say that the wealth and glory are endless, and the road is not complete with the luxury of the world.
Zhu Xiangru browsed around the palace and saw the route of the night detective. Then I came to a teahouse called "A Pot of Spring" on the edge of the Green Lake. Under the guidance of Dr. Tea, I went up to the second floor, picked a chair near the window and sat down, asked for a pot of good Pu'er, tasted it slowly, and enjoyed the beautiful scenery of the Green Lake while sipping tea. There are many kinds of tea in Yunnan, but the most well-known is "Pu'er", a few days ago he and Chen Diqiu met on the Dianchi Lake, Chen Diqiu used the best Pu'er to drink with it, the taste of Pu'er is mellow, although a few days have passed, but there is a lingering fragrance in the mouth, the two of them got married because of tea, talked very happily, and got married with brothers with different surnames.
Zhu Xiangru was thinking like this, and suddenly heard the sound of the stairs "popping", but heard a rough voice shouting: "Ge Laozi, hurry up and serve me tea, ask for a pot of the best incense pieces, a pot of Pu'er, a pot of Longjing, a pot of Biluochun, a pot of Yunnan Hong, a pot of Huangshan Maofeng, a pot of daughter green, and a pot of oolong tea." He ordered more than ten kinds of tea in one go, all of which were famous teas, and he sounded like a tea connoisseur. Zhu Xiangru paid attention, the man shouted downstairs while going up the ladder, and when he finished talking about the tea he wanted, he had already arrived upstairs.
Zhu Xiangru saw that the person was a fat monk, with a fat head and big ears, round eyes, but no eyebrows, and a fat belly protruding from afar, like a pregnant woman who was pregnant with an eight-month fetus.
Dr. Tea listened to him order more than a dozen kinds of tea in one go, and stood at the top of the stairs and listened dumbfounded. When the monk sat down on one of the large tea tables, Dr. Tea cautiously stepped forward and asked, "Buddha, you have ordered so many pots of tea, can you drink it?" The monk glared at him and said, "Why do you care so much, I'm afraid that you can't afford to pay for tea?" Hurry up and make me tea, I twisted your head melon off if I was slow." Dr. Tea dared to say more, and hurriedly went downstairs to make tea, for fear that if he walked slowly, he would really be pulled off by the fat monk.
The monk raised his eyes and slowly swept upstairs, everywhere he looked, all the tea customers lowered their heads, as if they were very afraid of him, and some secretly stood up and went downstairs to settle the bill and slip away. The monk without eyebrows saw Zhu Xiangru, the two looked at each other, Zhu Xiangru was not afraid at all, and looked at him awe-inspiringly.
The monk Wumei saw that he was very young, and his face was very raw, and he was not afraid of himself, he was a little surprised, and just wanted to stand up and ask, when he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps and the strange sound of fluttering on the stairs. After a while, I saw a man with sparse hair on his head going upstairs like an ostrich with both hands, jumping and jumping, very funny, it turned out that his lower body was paralyzed, and he had to replace his feet with his hands, but his hands were extremely flexible, no less than a person who walked with his feet, and his clothes were a scholar's dress. He was followed by a dumbfounded man in his forties, with an expressionless face, a face as if he was wearing a human skin mask, and a tattered Taoist robe, which could not be seen as a little nondescript.
As soon as the two went upstairs, the Wumei monk smiled, stood up straight, saluted a Buddha, and said: "The footless scholar and the faceless Taoist really believed in their words and came as promised." Come on, come on, I ordered your favorite fragrant tea, let's 'Three Monsters of Yunnan' drink it first. Zhu Xiangru thought to himself that these three people were nicknamed "Three Monsters in Yunnan", and their appearance and behavior were indeed different.
At this time, Dr. Tea also sent the tea one after another, the footless scholar and the faceless Taoist did not answer, they drank the tea, the speed of the two people drinking tea was extremely fast, almost as soon as the tea was served, it was taken up and poured into the throat, as if the tea was poured into the bamboo tube, not in the stomach of the person, it was hot tea, and the two drank it as if they were drinking cold water. The two drank seven or eight pots of tea in an instant, and the eyebrowless monk sat on the side with a smile and watched, and did not speak.
The more Zhu Xiangru looked at it, the more strange he became, thinking that there were really many strange people in the rivers and lakes, and there must be a cause for these three monsters to drink tea like this. After a short time, the two had drunk more than a dozen pots of tea, and the tea guests upstairs also felt strange, and they didn't talk anymore, and they didn't drink tea, so they all stopped to watch the three monsters drink tea.
The two tea doctors took turns to add water, and after a while, the two drank twenty or thirty pots, and each of their abdomen was high and bulging, but after a while, it gradually deflated, and I saw that the floor was all wet, and there was a large pool of water in front of each person, and it was overflowing everywhere.
Only then did Zhu Xiangru know that the original two were to drink tea to test their internal strength, and the internal strength of the two was extremely high, and they both used internal force to force the tea that was drunk into the abdomen out of the body, so although they drank dozens of pots, if nothing happened, it was like a bamboo basket containing water, how much it was filled would leak, and it would never be full.
Zhu Xiangru was surprised, he had always heard of people fighting wine, cocks, dogs, eagles, and crickets, but it was the first time he had seen tea fighting, and he only felt that these three people behaved grotesquely, which was really incredible. And to force out the wine and tea in the body with internal force, generally speaking, it can be forced out through the soles of people's hands, soles and pores, and the internal force must be deep, otherwise it will never be possible.
The footless scholar and the faceless Taoist each drank seven or eight pots, and the cow drank more than once, and the tea doctor's arms were sour, and the two still refused to stop fighting, seeing that the water stains on the floor were accumulating more and more, flowing everywhere, and the tea guests upstairs stood up one after another, when did these people see this kind of battle, they all stretched their necks to watch the two fight, and whispered from time to time, feeling both surprised and funny.
After drinking two more pots, the footless scholar and the faceless Taoist looked at one by one, and no one had any intention of giving up. The monk without eyebrows suddenly stood up, applauded and laughed: "Okay, good, good, the old monk counted for you, each of you drank thirty pots, I haven't seen you for a few years, the internal strength of the two is still inferior, it's better to stop here, how about the old monk talk to the two of you?"
The footless scholar and the faceless Taoist glanced at each other and said almost in unison, "Okay." But hearing a rumbling sound in both of their stomachs almost at the same time, their originally bulging bellies sank and returned to normal. It turned out that the two of them used their internal forces to support their abdomen empty, like an empty water bag, and at this time they no longer competed, so they collected the internal force, and the abdomen naturally fell.
The tea guests saw that there was no excitement to see, some dispersed, some still drank tea, but there were three strange people, and they didn't dare to talk and laugh loudly. The shopkeeper hurriedly ordered someone to clean up the water stains on the ground.