Chapter 343: Inside the Carriage
This year's Chaos God Festival was the most tragic since the founding of the Empire, and a large number of ghost beasts were forcibly teleported out of the major teleportation arrays.
The Emperor of the Underworld frowned, standing on the top of the imperial city overlooking the turbulent imperial capital, this man who never had any emotions on his face, there was a trace of pity between his eyebrows.
Di Yunfeng called a very large beast cart, carrying Wei Zhihan, Lin Yikuan, Shang Prisoner, Li Shengxuan, Duan Qianyang, and Master Wuzang, and went straight to the west gate to return to Dali Temple.
The Emperor thinks that they are guests from afar, and it is no longer reasonable to help out, and it is even more embarrassing to help clean up the mess. Nan Rongling, Jing Wuyang, Xian'er and others are all people of the empire, and they must stay and drive out the strange beasts.
Di Yunfeng lifted the curtain, looked at the Emperor of the Underworld who had been standing on the wall for a long time, and sighed lightly: "He is the most down-to-earth emperor I have ever seen, and he is also the emperor with the most broad heart. ā
Wei Zhihan sat next to Di Yunfeng, pursed his lips, and said with a smile: "What about me? Am I not grounded?"
Di Yunfeng lowered the curtains, looked at Wei Zhihan, shook his head and said bluntly: "You are also down-to-earth, but you always feel flirtatious than him, maybe it is the reason why you have no hair on your mouth." ā
Wei Zhihan only thought it was a joke, and smiled "haha": "Okay, I'll start growing a beard when I go back!"
Di Yunfeng sighed lightly: "The other world blooms, the floating life is catastrophic, the evil spirits are overflowing, and the reincarnation collapses. His parable is halfway realized......"
"Whose fable?" Wei Zhihan asked.
Di Yunfeng said: "A friend's, in the empire, others respectfully call him 'Lu Jun'. ā
Wei Zhihan nodded and said: "The name of the thunderous ear, the sixteen characters break the trend of the ghost world, if you have the opportunity, I really want to meet him." ā
Di Yunfeng also pointed to the crowd: "You are the emperor, we are ordinary people, if you don't mind, and we will interpret these sixteen words?"
Wei Zhihan looked at everyone and said bitterly: "You are from the two realms of immortal and martial arts, and it stands to reason that the challenges you face are much greater than those of the ghost realm, why are you still interested in listening to my interpretation?"
The merchant prisoner said indifferently: "If the Immortal Martial War starts, the Demon Domain, the Dragon Clan, the Immortal Realm, and the Demon Realm will definitely unite the front." Zhenwu is already at a disadvantage, and if he doesn't get the help of the ghost world, he can only lose this battle. Therefore, the affairs of the ghost world are the affairs of real martial arts, and if the ghost world needs help, we will never refuse. ā
Wei Zhihan looked at Di Yunfeng: "Brother Di has helped the ghost world a lot. ā
Di Yunfeng hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't talk about me, everyone who understands me knows what I'm for, and it has nothing to do with the interests of the empire." ā
Wei Zhihan smiled lightly: "Then I'll interpret it," he asked first: "The flowering of the other world is a sign, I think this sign must have appeared, right?"
Di Yunfeng nodded: "It has appeared in Moon Worship City." ā
Wei Zhihan continued: "Now that the signs of disaster have appeared, the next thing is the beginning of the disaster-the rebellion of the alien beasts of the Wandering Realm, which was forcibly teleported to the Ghost Empire today, and there was a rebellion within the empire, Yin
Murder machines are everywhere, and floating lives will be catastrophic. ā
He sighed lightly, was silent for a moment, and continued: "The catastrophe started in the Wandering Realm, and the climax was in the Corpse Soul Realm - the person in the crack just now brought a burst of 'Corpse Soul Rain', this rain came from the evil spirit canal in the Corpse Soul Realm, I think the mastermind behind the scenes must have extended his claws to the Corpse Soul Realm. ā
Di Yunfeng continued: "There are countless evil spirits suppressed in the Corpse Soul Realm, if they are released, then the reincarnation of the Ghost Realm will definitely collapse!"
Wei Zhihan shook his head and sighed lightly: "If you only release the evil spirits, it will not be difficult to resist with the enchantment of the empire, and what is even more afraid is that if someone wants to rule the evil spirits, that will be the real disaster." ā
Di Yunfeng elbowed the merchant prisoner beside him again, and said, "You said that your father-in-law is so bad, why didn't you find out before?"
The merchant prisoner glanced at Di Yunfeng coldly: "Although his father-in-law is bad to the bone, in terms of achievements and strategies, looking at the entire Six Realms, how many people can compare to him?"
Di Yunfeng said: "Do you know, I have a hunch that the old ghost will be the king and hegemon in the ghost world, and then unite with the immortal world to find Zhenwu for revenge!"
"Cut, you said in front of the Nine Emperors that another person is the king and hegemon, you don't give people face. The merchant prisoner said disdainfully.
Wei Zhihan's face was indeed not good-looking: "If the empire changes hands, it won't be a big deal, but reclaiming the throne will definitely break the rules of the ghost world, and I don't want that day to come." ā
Di Yunfeng said: "But Wu Shifei's sixteen-character words have been verified halfway, will the other half really be as you said, from the process to the climax, the climax to the end, and finally bring unprecedented disasters to the ghost world." ā
Wei Zhihan shook his head and said, "Let's not mention what happened, we still have a chance to prevent the occurrence of the fable later." ā
"Wang Liang, turn the horse's head and rush to your own inn!" Di Yunfeng commanded, and said urgently: "According to what you say, I won't invite you to the mansion to drink, we have to act quickly." Wen Xun's conspiracy is broken, and the rights of the six departments are invalid, then they will definitely block the way to the distortion realm, and we have to rush to the front to summon the distortion realm as soon as possible. ā
Wei Zhihan said regretfully: "I originally wanted to invite you to Jiuyou, but now it seems that everyone is very busy, so I have to find another opportunity." ā
"What about you?" Di Yunfeng elbowed the merchant prisoner on the side with his elbow again, "Why are you in a daze? ā
The merchant prisoner was silent for a while, and then sighed: "I've always wanted to ask, is there a direct way to the ghost gate pass in Liangcheng in the ghost world? ā
"Your main purpose is to pass by and take a look at the eleventh girl?" Di Yunfeng smiled softly and said, "Don't worry, I will write a letter to Xian'er later, and she will help you show you a clear way." ā
The merchant prisoner looked at Di Yunfeng sincerely: "Good brother, you still know me best!"
Di Yunfeng smiled with relief: "What's polite? You have to remember, if you give birth to a son, you have to recognize me as a godfather, and if you give birth to a daughter, you have to be my prospective daughter-in-law." ā
Wei
Zhihan interjected at this time: "It just so happens that I also want to be a father recently, why don't you have a baby kiss with me?"
Duan Qianyang, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke: "What kind of doll do you order? What if she gives birth to a dragon for you?"
Wei Zhihan frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a human being, how could she give birth to a dragon?"
Duan Qianyang said coldly: "That might be ......"
Wei Zhihan snorted lightly: "I see that you just can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, and you are still haunted by the fact that it has been so long." ā
Duan Qianyang slapped his thigh angrily: "If I hadn't been seriously injured, where would you be a hero to save beauty? Now you are still showing off your might at me in front of so many people? If you don't believe me, you will make her change her mind!"
Wei Zhihan scolded: "You fart!"
Duan Qianyang sneered: "Hehe, is that so, you go back and ask her, it's ......"
Wei Zhihan's face turned green, and he felt bitter in his heart, but he didn't know what to say. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and spit out: "Long'er must belong to my ......"
Duan Qianyang hugged his shoulders, showing a victorious attitude, and said lightly: "Her body belongs to you, but her heart belongs to me." ā
"Okay, okay, you all don't have to say a word, I don't think I should put this topic out......"
Di Yunfeng was in the center of the two, and he persuaded him left and right for a long time, and the two of them turned their heads and ended the "battle" with a soft hum.
"Then what are your plans next?, will you follow Zhihan back to Jiuyou or go back to Zhenwu directly?" he asked Shang Prisoner again.
"Han Ci has already gone back a few days before me to report, I don't think I have a reason to not return, alas......" The merchant prisoner sighed helplessly, grabbed the wine bag on Li Shengxuan's waist and poured it into his mouth!
"You leave some for Lao Tzu!" Li Shengxuan said distressedly. This wine must be unusual.
"Alas...... It's really too busy, I can't figure out Liu Qinshi's decision-making, even if he is not elected as the leader of the Kyushu Alliance for the sake of the overall situation, then it would be good to recommend the Colorful Temple to take power, but he chose Baili Gu, and there is no room to save the war!"
It took most of the merchant prisoner to return the wine bag to Li Shengxuan, and the liquor was in his stomach, and the unwillingness in his heart came out of his mouth.
Li Shengxuan wiped the saliva on the wine bag, poured two sips from himself, and said coldly: "You haven't been to Yuanmen, of course you don't know what they think." If he really has the heart to make peace, he won't kill General Wei completely!"
The merchant prisoner shouted angrily: "General Wei was not driven out and killed, he showed up willingly for the sake of the people in the world!"
Li Shengxuan held the wine bag tightly, lowered his head, and took one sip after another.
Di Yunfeng hurriedly shifted this heavy topic and asked, "By the way, if you want to talk about the things of the fairy world, Lin Yong knows a lot, have you ever seen him?"
Li Shengxuan was surprised: "Lin Yong, where did you meet him, I have been looking for him in the immortal world for a long time and have not been found." ā
Di Yunfeng smiled bitterly: "
I met by chance in the Nine Xuan Immortal Domain, and when I first met him, he was still a lame beggar. ā
Li Shengxuan slapped his thigh angrily and said, "Where is it good for me to be a fucking black businessman, mom, Lao Tzu really hates that place in the fairy world." ā
Shang Prisoner said at this time: "I'm very happy that Lin Yong can come back, but before I can say a few more words, I came to Jiuyou, his legs don't seem to be lame, and he also brought back a woman like flowers and jade from the fairy world." ā
Di Yunfeng patted his chest and said, "I won't tell you the truth, his leg was cured by Lao Tzu, and his woman is also a matchmaker made by me." ā
The merchant prisoner quipped: "It seems that you did the matchmaking between me and Eleven." You're a great matchmaker, Mrs. Di. ā
"Hehe......" Di Yunfeng chuckled knowingly, and said modestly: "There is really such a law, any woman I meet, either likes me or likes my brother." So those of you who want to please a wife, try to stammer with me, and I can be a matchmaker with you. ā
"Hahahaha......" The car was full of people who let go of the oppressive atmosphere and laughed.
Di Yunfeng beckoned again: "Don't laugh first, I still have one condition." That'sā"
"That is, after giving birth to a son, I will recognize you as a godfather, and if I give birth to a daughter, I have to be your daughter-in-law, right?" Wei Zhihan interrupted Di Yunfeng's words with a smile.
Di Yunfeng stroked his chin and said with satisfaction: "Zhihan's consciousness is quite high, no matter whether your woman is born a dragon or a human in the future, I will not refuse to come." ā
The merchant prisoner asked, "Then if you give birth to a daughter, what if we give birth to a son?"
Li Shengxuan accosted: "Yes, yes, yes, this guy is very romantic, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, and everyone gives him a daughter, so we won't have to worry about having no daughter-in-law in the future." ā
"Go, go, go, nonsense! If I give birth to daughters, I will raise them for the rest of my life, and I will not be allowed to marry!"
"Tsk, look, how selfish this Di matchmaker is......"
"Hahahaha......"
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(End of chapter)