Chapter 291: Big Fool Chen Guang
Xu Chengfeng looked at it, and it seemed that Chen Guang's big mouth made Liu Caier feel a lot more relieved.
At this time, Chen Guang continued: "But madam, you also know that Li Hu and I are both big mouths, in case we talk in our dreams or get drunk and expose our identity and purpose, it is not very miserable, if we are a few people, it will definitely not be difficult to go, but there are so many brothers, it is not good to leave it alone." So we told the sect master what we thought, isn't it, sect master?"
As soon as he saw that everything had been said about this place, Xu Chengfeng was even clearer, and he immediately said, "Yes, that's what I'm here for." ”
Chen Guang saw that the time was ripe, and hurriedly said at this time: "How do you know that as soon as the sect master stepped forward, those who participated in the competition couldn't stand the strong pressure and left one after another. ”
Xu Chengfeng wanted to laugh on the side, it was obviously you who deceived those people.
Of course, this story also surprised Liu Caier, and said again and again: "You keep talking." ”
"That woman felt such a powerful aura, Li Hu and I went up, she only said let us disappear, and asked the sect master to come to the stage by name, the sect master's feelings for the two ladies are expressible, and she refuses to go up to fight in the ring, who knows that the woman actually scolded the wife that the sect master will marry in the future is a sow in the world, and the yaksha is reborn. "Chen Guang, since you let me say it, then I will simply say it.
Of course, he said it so randomly, but it made Liu Caier angry: "Why does she dare to scold me?"
Now Liu Caier is even more angry, her most confident appearance is now ridiculed, of course she is also angry.
"Madam, what do you think, how can the sect master bear it when he hears this, and he wants to go up and beat her, but as soon as he arrives in the ring, the sect master feels that beating her is not equivalent to winning, that is not good, so he wants to retreat from the ring and fall down and admit defeat, who knows that woman, she is too despicable and shameless, she even pretended to fall, if you have to say that the sect master won her, we and the sect master tried our best to fight out of the encirclement and come back, this is because the sect master is deeply affectionate and righteous. ”
At this time, Chen Guang felt that he didn't know where he got so many words, and he was afraid that he was about to run out of words that he had been studying for so many years.
When Chen Guang said this, Li Hu came back and said with the same sadness: "The sect master even called his wife's name in his dreams. ”
Of course, at this time, Li Hu actually said a few words casually based on his own feelings, but Liu Caier is not an idiot.
Liu Caier immediately asked: "Really, but the problem is that he has two wives." ”
Li Hu is stupid now, yes, how can he make two mistakes, but just when Li Hu was still thinking about how to get around, Xu Chengfeng knew that he couldn't talk nonsense anymore.
Xu Chengfeng hurriedly said: "In this way, we will go back and talk about it slowly." ”
Chen Guang said with emotion at this time: "That's right, sect master, madam, you go back first, his grandmother's, don't you want to be so touching." ”
Chen Guang deliberately did this, making Li Hu feel a little useless. So Li Hu naturally can't miss such a good opportunity.
Li Hu seemed to cooperate and said: "Yes, it moved me so fucking that now that we are surrounded, I won't feel afraid." ”
At this time, Li Hu deliberately made a frightened expression, and it seemed that he was really very scared.
Of course, Xu Chengfeng was very calm and said at this time: "What are you surrounded by, organize troops to fight back." ”
Li Hu hurriedly said: "Sect Master, I'm sorry, just now the Dharma Protector asked me to go to investigate the enemy's troops, and found that the other party had at least 800,000 troops, and the iron buckets around us were like iron buckets, and I said that no matter whether the lady was a wife or not, we must kill and marry her." ”
When Xu Chengfeng heard this, isn't this nonsense? He immediately said, "What? You still dare to rob your relatives?"
The two nodded, pulled Xu Chengfeng aside, and said: "Sect Master, this matter is not a joke, they have an army of 800,000, even if they stand still and let us cut it, it will take a year and a half to cut, now it seems that we might as well pretend to agree and deceive the woman first." ”
Xu Chengfeng looked at their colors, knew a little in his heart, and immediately replied: "Ah, how is this good." ”
Liu Cai'er snorted coldly: "Hmph, I'll see what other plans you have!"
Liu Cai'er said while making a joke at this time, of course, she would never agree to share her husband with others.
"It's simple, let's delay the time, and then take the opportunity to slowly transfer out, and let her bamboo basket fetch water when the time comes, can Mrs. feel angry like this?" Chen Guang hurried over at this time, he knew that if he didn't make it clear to Liu Cai'er, he was afraid that it would be a world war.
Liu Cai'er thought for a moment and said, "Then I have to be here." ”
Of course, everyone can guess what Liu Cai'er's purpose is, she just doesn't want Xu Chengfeng to take advantage of her departure and go to mess with flowers and grass.
Xu Chengfeng hurriedly said, "It's too dangerous for you to be here, so I'd better come." ”
"Sect Master, I didn't have to leave it all behind, I discussed it with Li Hu, and we will talk about the details of the wedding as the man's representative, talk to him for three days and three nights, pull and pull, so that she can't find the north, and the sect master leads the people to go out quietly. Chen Guang patted his chest again at this time, saying that he could do this well.
Xu Chengfeng immediately gave a thumbs up and smiled: "This idea is good, it really has a future." ”
Chen Guang and Li Hu immediately went to the enemy camp and lied to the woman that the sect master had agreed to the marriage and wanted to discuss the details. Li Hu understood the ability of the Great Protector to talk nonsense, but the father and daughter listened extremely patiently and did not doubt it at all.
Li Hu looked at Chen Guang talking nonsense like this, and he kept admiring it in his heart, and said with a smile: "No wonder you can be a great protector of the Dharma, no one can compare to this eloquence." ”
Chen Guang talked for five days and five nights, thinking that the sect master had already withdrawn, so he glanced at Li Hu and asked him to leave.
Li Hu hurriedly said: "This, there is a matter, do we have to go back and prepare for how to make a banquet." ”
Chen Guang deliberately made a look of regret and said: "You see that I said the details, but I forgot about it, and Li Hu and I went to discuss the banquet." ”
The two left the enemy camp and left in a hurry, but fortunately, Xu Chengfeng had already transferred the troops out and left a mark on them, so they were found.
"Sect Master, what's the situation?" Chen Guang thought that I had used my own skills to lure the enemy away, if you couldn't even do this, it would be really embarrassing, so at this time, Chen Guang looked at Xu Chengfeng like this, hoping that he could give himself a satisfactory answer.