Chapter 3: Wall Piercing

As soon as Xiao Mi's words fell, I only felt that I was punched hard in the back of the head, and then, the Venus in front of me was spinning, and the whole person lost consciousness in an instant.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on a large rock, and on my body and around the stones, there were a lot of black and white bird droppings.

When I struggled to get up from the big rock, I couldn't help but gasp instantly...... One step forward, is the bottomless abyss, between the cliffs, clouds and mist, like a dream, not far from the big rock, standing a few nameless big foolish birds, see me wake up, is grinning long and sharp beak, "quack" at me.

At this moment, in the face of several big silly birds, two philosophical questions once again arise in my mind: Who am I, and where am I?

Just as I was stunned, a familiar voice came: "Brother, you're awake!"

I turned my head to follow the prestige, and there were no other animals on the entire cliff except for me with a bewildered face and a few stupid birds that looked more confused than me.

"Who is it? who is talking to me?" I asked.

"Me, brother, it's me!" came a familiar voice again!

"Xiaoqi, is that you? "Xiaoxiao?" I asked.

"Yes, brother, it's me!" Before the words fell, I saw a big silly bird, spreading two snow-white wings, "huhu" waved a few times, and then turned into a big beauty in an instant, I fixed my eyes and saw that this big beauty was none other than the Gu Liang of the Gong Lingling, my little secretary of the immortal cultivator!

"You, you are, bird, bird...... Birdman?" Seeing this scene in front of me, my jaw almost fell to the ground in shock.

Xiao Yu's fair-skinned Shengxue's cheeks were "brushed", and he was crimson with shame: "Brother, don't talk nonsense! What a birdman! People are immortals!"

"Immortal, oh, understood, big girl, are you a bird fairy?" I raised my hand and pointed at Xiao Mi, looked her up and down, and continued to ask.

"Brother, don't worry about this, you should put all your attention on studying now!" Xiao Qi waved at me and looked at me seriously.

"Study, what to learn?" I was confused when I heard Xiao Qi's words.

Seeing that I looked like the second monk was confused, Xiao Qi smiled at me and said softly: "Hey, brother, what's wrong with you! Have you lost your memory? You came all the way to the Immortal Cultivation Academy, what else can you learn, of course, you want to learn Immortal Cultivation!"

"What?Immortal Academy?This, this ghost place, is the Immortal Academy?" I asked weakly as I reached out and lifted my jaw, which almost fell to the ground in shock.

Seeing my shocked look, Xiao Qi replied without hesitation: "Well, this is the Lingxu Mountain Immortal Cultivation College, and the location we are in now is the Wuji Peak of Lingxu Mountain." ”

"You brought me here...... What do you want to do?" I continued to ask.

"Brother, I brought you here to start the first lesson of our journey of cultivating immortals!" replied.

"The first lesson of the journey of cultivating immortals...... What the hell?" I continued to be confused.

"Before starting our first lesson in cultivating immortals, you have already done a very important thing!" Xiao Qi looked at me with a mysterious expression and smiled at me.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

Xiao Qi looked at the bird feces on my body, looked at me with a serious expression and replied: "Before cultivating immortals, you must first be contaminated with some immortal energy, according to my observation, you have been contaminated with a lot now!"

I looked down at the bird poop on my body, and then raised my head and stared at Xiao Mi with wide eyes, staring directly at Xiao Mi, because I was emotional, so my voice couldn't help but tremble a little: "You, you, are you sure?"

"Brother, if we are engaged in the cultivation of immortals, we should always maintain a normal heart, a good attitude is the most important! Don't pay too much attention to these superficial things, the birds on the Wuji Peak of Lingxu Mountain, those are all profound fairy birds, the pulled by the fairy birds, that is extraordinary, every lump is comparable to a big pill!"

Without waiting for me to speak, Xiao Qi continued: "Brother, as the saying goes, there is a fate to meet thousands of miles, but there is no chance to meet on the other side...... Judging from the amount of guano on your body, I can touch my conscience and say that you are the most immortal among all the immortal cultivation students I have met!"

As soon as Xiao Mi's words fell, I heard a man's voice coming: "Xiao Mi, when you say this, I, Liu Yueban, disagree!"

I looked for prestige, and I saw a young man about the same age as me, with a round body, standing behind me, I don't know when.

"Are you?" I asked weakly, looking up and down at the fat man with a round figure in front of me.

"Brother, this fat man's name is Liu Yueban, and he is an immortal cultivator in the same class as you, but he is more interested in Maoshan Taoism, so he chose the Maoshan Department, and now he is in a different department from the same school as you!" Xiao Qi raised his hand and pointed to the fat man with a round figure in front of him, and introduced it to me.

The fat man was also very enthusiastic, and greeted me with a smile on his face, "Hehe, hey, hey...... Hello, hello, fortunately, fortunately!"

The fat man said, handed me a business card, I reached out to take it, and as a result, the business card in front of me turned into a chicken leg in the blink of an eye.

"This ......," I froze for a moment.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Carving insect skills! carving insect skills!" the fat man looked proud.

"Liu Yueban, I just learned a little fur, so I show off everywhere, aren't you afraid that I will tell Xianzun?" Xiao Yu pursed his mouth, his eyes widened, and he pretended to be angry, and scolded Liu Yue.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Young lady, don't be angry, the new guy looks a little dull, change a little trick and liven up the atmosphere!" Liu Yueban said, raised her hand, threw the roast chicken leg she was holding in her hand into her mouth, and swallowed it directly.

I've seen a lot of ways to eat chicken thighs, and it's the first time I've seen them swallow the whole chicken thighs into my stomach in one bite!

"Half a month, you are greedy again!" Just as I was stunned, a voice as delicate as a silver bell came from behind me.

I turned around, and I happened to meet the eyes of the person who came, and just by looking at it, I was deeply attracted by the other party's pair of big black and watery eyes!

This woman should only be in heaven! This woman should only be in heaven! This woman should only be in heaven...... Say the important words three times!

"Lan'er, you're here! Hehe, I knew you were coming, I won't eat the chicken leg just now, I'll keep it for you!" Liu Yue said to the girl with a half-grinning face full of courtesy.

Before Liu Yue could finish speaking, Xiao Qi raised her hand and pointed at me, and introduced to the girl: "Lan'er, you came just in time! Let me introduce you, this is the person Xianzun has been looking for...... Jiang Yuan!"