Chapter 186: Buying and Selling
Di Yunfeng didn't go far, he stepped on the point of people coming and going, and finally stopped at the mouth of an alley thirty zhang away from Yuxiang Building, he took out the flower cloth blanket that had been prepared and spread it on the ground, and then took out all his "treasures" in the True Martial Kingdom, red pills, white pills, and big tonic pills......
Then you can also erect a plaque: "The golden gun does not fall, stand to the end!"
Di Yunfeng has observed that there are the most men coming and going at this crossroads, and they have only one purpose, that is, to go to Yuxianglou to seek a night of ecstasy, if they are doing business here, hehe...... Quasi-hair!
Sure enough, customers soon came to the door.
Seeing a middle-aged man with a white face coming over, he first gestured to Di Yunfeng's plaque and chanted: "The golden gun does not fall, stand to the end, ...... to the end" and then questioned: "Boss, is your medicine real or fake?"
Di Yunfeng swore and patted his chest, conjured up a pen, and waved a few big words on the plaque: "Fake one pays ten!" and said calmly: "Fellow Daoist, don't worry, my medicine is a family secret recipe, take it to ensure that you will be alive and well tonight, and you will still be strong in a hundred battles!"
The middle-aged man's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Oh, what is the property of the medicine?"
Di Yunfeng smiled and took out a white pill from the stall, handed it to the middle-aged man and said, "I want to sell this white pill for a hundred spirit stones, and Daoyou is the first person to eat crabs, so I will generously let you try one." We are businessmen, whether it works or not, you can feel it yourself later!"
The conversation between Di Yunfeng and the middle-aged man quickly attracted the visitors, who all wanted to see the effect of the middle-aged man's eating.
The middle-aged man gritted his teeth, took the white pill and said, "Okay! I'll eat it in front of the big guy's interview today, and I don't dare to sell fake drugs if I think you don't think so!" He swallowed it in one gulp—but after three breaths, his sloppy eyes became concentrated, his rickety body was tall and mighty, his pale face was like fire and ruddy, and his haggard face was radiant!
"It's amazing! My spirit is back!" The middle-aged man was overjoyed, and immediately lay on the ground and pressed his palm! and said to everyone: "I have a sense of irritability in my heart, make a thousand first, let the big guys take a look!"
The changes in the middle-aged man are obvious to all, and no one has the heart to watch him perform Palm Press, and they all took the spirit stone and stepped forward to buy all kinds of big tonic pills on Di Yunfeng's stall.
"Fellow Daoist, can you buy the secret recipe of these Great Tonic Pills? I am willing to spend 100,000 spirit stones to buy this formula!" someone asked.
"Do you do wholesale?"
"Don't sell, don't engage. Di Yunfeng shook his head and said.
"Fellow Daoist, don't just sell men's underwear, women's also come, I'm afraid they can't support the wall and shout, hehehe......"
"Don't worry, my medicine can be taken by both men and women!" Di Yunfeng couldn't keep his hands busy, looking at the shiny spirit stone sent into his waist bag, not to mention how refreshing it was.
Soon, the whole pill was sold out, but half of the men who rushed to hear the sound did not have good medicine, and they clamored Di Yunfeng to take out some more, but where was there any excess in Di Yunfeng's pocket? I had to send everyone away with half an apology and half a reprimand, and left a message: "Don't be discouraged if you don't grab it, wait for me to spend more time refining tens of thousands ......of pills, and everyone will be wet with rain and dew!"
The person who grabbed the medicine couldn't wait, eager to try it, and those who didn't grab it could only leave with regret, and after a while, only Di Yunfeng was left in front of the stall.
"Hehehe......" Di Yunfeng laughed in the wind, from setting up a stall to selling out of stock in less than half an hour, a pill is one hundred spirit stones, and a thousand is one hundred thousand spirit stones!
"If it's tens of thousands, isn't that ...... Isn't it that millions of spirit stones are in hand?!" Di Yunfeng himself gave a big jump, could it be that he Di Yunfeng would make a fortune by buying medicine? If he converted these spirit stones into silver taels and brought them back to Zhenwu, he was afraid that he would be richer than the Lin Huo family, right?
"If Qiqi is here, she will definitely faint with joy, she has always liked money," Di Yunfeng smiled bitterly, and then laughed at himself after a while: "If Qiqi knew that this money was earned by selling medicine, it is estimated that she would lose her temper, hehehe......"
"Do you still know that you are making a lot of money selling medicine?" This remark was like a denunciation, and Di Yunfeng had been kicked away before he could react!
This untouchable kick made Di Yunfeng forget that he also knew martial arts-"Plop!" He suddenly became angry, and a carp bounced off the ground, and shouted: "Who! want to fight!"
The monk thought that fighting with his own hands was a mortal act, that he had a stable heart and that he would damage his image, and that it was vulgar. Although Di Yunfeng was kicked, he felt that he would not be murderous in his heart, and he was more willing to roll up his sleeves and beat the person who kicked him with a blue nose and swollen face than a fighting method!
But what he didn't expect the most was that the person who kicked himself was actually the jade-faced boy who was dressed as a woman before, and before she finished kicking, she gently brushed the dust off her boots and scolded: "I'm a perverted embryo! Kick you dirty Lao Tzu's shoes, and still start fighting?"
Di Yunfeng doesn't beat women, but his heart is angry. He sneered and deliberately teased this man's daughter, so he asked, "I see that this Taoist friend is weak, why don't you try my tonic?"
The two entourages behind the jade-faced boy were gone, and her temper was no longer restrained, seeing her angrily rolling up her sleeves and striding towards Di Yunfeng: "Okay, you look down on it, then let's compare and compare?
Di Yunfeng was about to agree, but before he could speak, the jade-faced boy was already waving his iron fist and coming at him, heh! It was really a bit powerful! The corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he carried one hand on his back, and he dealt with the various moves of the jade-faced boy with one hand.
The jade-faced boy is obviously a practitioner, and his kung fu is not bad, he is not proficient, but he is stronger than the average three-legged cat. Di Yunfeng accompanied him back and forth with great interest, only defending but not making a move.
The two of them are like this, one attack, one defense, back and forth after more than 200 moves!
A set of flowing clouds and flowing water The jade-faced boy was panting, and his little face was flushed, and he was mostly cute. After all, she is a person from the fairy world, and she can attack more than 200 moves in one breath without cultivating her spirit and spirit, and for a woman, kung fu is already a small achievement-she must have studied martial arts
Di Yunfeng became interested, so he no longer blindly defended, he saw the jade-faced boy punch, and his hand turned into a snake shape and swam the jade-faced boy's arm towards the armpit!
The jade-faced boy's short hands are naturally short, and Di Yunfeng can touch her armpits without even stretching his hands straight! He clicked on the jade-faced boy's extreme spring acupoint, numbed his shoulders and elbows, and then skillfully went around behind the jade-faced boy, clasped her arm with his backhand, and then stopped her thin waist along his buttocks!
The strength of the jade-faced boy was only unloaded by this ingenious technique, and the more she struggled, the more painful her joints became!
"You let me go!" she shouted!
Di Yunfeng said ambiguously: "Daoyou was born white and tender, I like it so much, it's better to-"
"Shameless! filthy!" "Shameless!" the jade-faced boy blurted out and scolded three times angrily.
Di Yunfeng smiled slightly, and leaned close to the ear of the jade-faced boy: "Daoist friends can play a few kung fu, it seems that they are very interested in martial arts, why don't you follow me, I will teach you to practice during the day, and you will warm my bed at night." ”
The jade-faced boy was furious, biting his soft lips and threatening: "You shameless man will release me soon! Otherwise, when my two followers come, you will die a miserable death!"
Di Yunfeng took a deep breath: "I believe what you say," he let go of his hand, hurriedly took two steps back and climbed onto the eaves, sat on the cornice, and asked the jade-faced boy while drinking: "But you just said that whoever loses will kneel down and kowtow three times, have you lost?"
The jade-faced boy was naturally unconvinced, and pointed to Di Yunfeng on the beam of the room and said, "I didn't lose!
Di Yunfeng compared his hand to a "snake-shaped" appearance, and said to the jade-faced boy with a few strokes: "This trick is called 'snake-shaped trick', quiet as a sharp beak, quick attack, free expansion and contraction, surprise!"
"Huh...... Then I'll eat you to death with a single 'White Crane Blossom'!"
Di Yunfeng pursed his lips and nodded: "The 'Crane Shape' can indeed suppress the 'Serpentine Trickster', but if you want to win completely, you have to match the 'Tiger Shape', the so-called 'Tiger and Crane Dual Shape' has the offensive and defensive capabilities, and it is invincible!"
"Have you also studied Xingyi Fist?" the jade-faced boy asked, and it was difficult to hide a sense of enlightenment on his pretty face, and it was this hidden admiration that made her feel less prejudiced against Di Yunfeng in her heart.
Di Yunfeng took a sip of wine before saying, "Research doesn't count, I rarely fight, I always use a knife." ”
The jade-faced boy knew that he had met an expert, so he found himself to go down the stairs, and she snorted softly: "You are a bastard both horizontally and vertically, I will let you go today, but I can tell you that I will always live in this mountain until the end of the Ruyizhai auction, if I find out that you sell medicine and harm people again, then I will not use your fists and feet to fight, but fight with you!"
Di Yunfeng was puzzled: "What's wrong with me selling medicine? I didn't eat your family's rice, and I didn't occupy your family's land, so why can't I sell it?"
The jade-faced boy said disdainfully: "Then I can't take care of it, anyway, I'll leave it here, if you don't listen, don't blame me for smashing your stall every day!"
"Do you know how long it will take for Ruyizhai's auction to start?" Di Yunfeng asked suddenly.
"It will be open tomorrow night," the jade-faced boy looked at Di Yunfeng suspiciously: "What are you asking for?" Could it be that you are counting the days when I am gone, so as to sell your dirty medicine?"
Di Yunfeng shook his head and said, "You can rest assured, it will take me at least half a month to prepare a furnace of pills, and I won't be able to sell it for a while." ”
"Hmph...... So much best. The jade-faced boy didn't want to look at it more, so he turned around and was about to leave, but at this time, Di Yunfeng hurriedly called out to her: "Daoist friend and slow, I don't know if you know this token?" He took out the "Qingyue Order", thinking that this jade-faced boy is everyone's best girl, and he must be well-informed, what if he recognizes it?
The jade-faced boy glanced at the token, shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it," and the next moment he said: "But looking at the color of this token, it doesn't belong to the lower spirit realm." ”
Di Yunfeng's eyes lit up: "What about the Spirit Heaven Realm? Do you know how the Spirit Heaven Realm has this kind of token, even if it is a similar material." ”
The jade-faced boy shook his head: "There are tens of thousands of large and small immortal sects in the Spirit Heaven Realm, who has the heart to pay attention to this?" Seeing Di Yunfeng's eager appearance, she raised her eyebrows and asked, "What?
Di Yunfeng nodded, took back the Qingyue Order and took out Mu Xueyi's painting scroll, and unfolded it in front of the jade-faced boy: "Then have you seen the woman on this painting?"
The jade-faced boy looked at the beauty in the painting and couldn't help but say, "Tsk...... The toad wants to eat swan meat?"
Di Yunfeng said in a "cut" voice: "Then I can tell you unequivocally that the toad has already eaten swan meat!"
"Then you are really the luckiest toad in the world," the jade-faced boy smiled again, "and the most persistent toad—but I said, why are you still looking for her when the swans are flying? She will let you take advantage of it must be out of helplessness, right? Could it be that you still want to be cheeky and have a double strike with her?"
Di Yunfeng was full of confidence: "Why can't I do it? Just because I was a toad in the past doesn't mean that I am still now, I think I'm qualified to be worthy of him now!"
"Cheng Cheng Cheng ......" The jade-faced boy smiled knowingly, carefully identified Mu Xueyi's portrait, and finally nodded: "She shouldn't be too famous, but because she is so beautiful, everyone who has seen her will have some images." I've seen her, and it's good to be ...... It's in ......"
"Where is it?!" Di Yunfeng couldn't hide his excitement, and held the portrait close to the jade-faced boy: "You see clearly, think clearly." ”
The jade-faced boy scratched his head and recalled: "It seems that she was seen at the Immortal Realm Conference, she is still sitting in the second guest seat, but her cultivation is only in the merger period." ”
Di Yunfeng was ecstatic: "Yes, she only has a fit period! She can't advance because she thinks about it!"
"Yes, I can't bear to tell you, the guests who are eligible to see the Immortal Realm Conference are all representatives of the Great Immortal Sect of the Great Families in the Immortal Realm, and with her combined cultivation to be able to take the seat, it is estimated that there is only one possibility, that is, to replace the husband as the mistress of the family——"
"Impossible!" Di Yunfeng's face turned green, if the news he had been asking hard about was a kind of ecstasy, then the news of the mutation was a thorn covered with barbs, stabbing his heart back and forth.
The jade-faced boy laughed: "You just saw how dirty men are, this woman is so beautiful, it's strange not to marry." ”
Di Yunfeng's eyes were blood-red: "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible! I don't believe that she is married before I see her current situation with my own eyes!"
“...... Hey, hey, don't go crazy, I'm guessing it's completely unfounded......" The jade-faced boy was really frightened by Di Yunfeng's appearance, she patted Di Yunfeng's shoulder and comforted again and again: "Don't sell medicine in the future, you will harm women, and your women will also be harmed by people......"
Di Yunfeng ruthlessly opened the hand of the jade-faced boy, "I won't believe you, guy full of lies!" After speaking, he swallowed the wine in one go, threw the jar casually, and walked towards the Peony Inn angrily!
"Yo, don't you go to drink flower wine now?'s consciousness is quite high......" The jade-faced boy hurriedly followed, and walked side by side with Di Yunfeng: "I also live in the Peony Inn, let's go on the same road." ”
"The same way is different, farewell!" Di Yunfeng was about to leave, but the jade-faced boy grabbed him and winked at him: "Why are we not on the same road? Not only did we go back to the inn on the same road, but the way in our hearts was exactly the same." If I'm not mistaken, you're also a fellow practitioner of Xianwu, right?"
Di Yunfeng paused, frowned and looked at the jade-faced boy without speaking.
"Your martial arts skills are good, but how good is your martial arts...... Connections?" Jade-faced Boy asked sincerely.
Di Yunfeng's eyes faded, he hadn't carefully looked at this woman dressed as a man before, but now he wanted to find out, but he couldn't see the specific cultivation of the jade-faced son.
Seeing that Di Yunfeng didn't reply, the jade-faced boy raised his voice again: "Could it be that you have a strong vein!"
Di Yunfeng was still silent.
Only then did the jade-faced boy shout: "It's difficult...... Could it be that you are a Deathline warrior who has survived the decay!"
"I ......" Di Yunfeng sighed faintly, and then said, "What kind of cultivation, what kind of cultivation, I'm just a toad who wants to eat swan meat again......
"Where there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you want to love a flower?"
"What about you? You're not from the lower spirit realm, so what is your purpose here?"
The jade-faced boy opened her mouth to speak, but after thinking about it, she stopped again, and she spit out two words lightly: "Secret." ”
Di Yunfeng snorted lightly: "It's boring." "Hurry up and walk in the direction of the inn.
"Hey, you're interesting, what's your name?" asked the jade-faced boy as he hurriedly followed.
Di Yunfeng deliberately distanced himself from him, and said, "Let's not get too close...... "Since the jade-faced boy is not an ordinary person, then his two bodyguards are even more unlikely to be ordinary people, at this time they were standing at the door of the inn and looking at them coldly, looking angry as if they had abducted their young lady.
"My name is Lu Yan. "The jade-faced boy reported to himself.
"The name under the women's clothing is also called Lu Yan?"
"Uh...... You can see it," the jade-faced boy coughed lightly twice before he spit out three words: "Li Yan'er." ”
Di Yunfeng smiled for some reason, pointed to the two attendants at the door and said, "Miss Li, those two bodyguards of yours seem to be very unhappy, maybe you should comfort them." ”
"Cut! two followers!" Li Yan'er said so casually, but she was a little jealous of these two entourage, she waved at Di Yunfeng and said goodbye: "I'll go first, I won't have to cause trouble for you, and you have to remember, don't sell medicine to harm the girl in the future, otherwise the punishment I said will be the same!"
Di Yunfeng watched Li Yan'er leave.
The streets began to become deserted after the middle of the night, except for the occasional passer-by, only the bleak moonlight remained, the lights were no longer dim, and people no longer had the courage to look back, Di Yunfeng looked up at the sky - he saw flaws in the starry sky and night, but he saw loneliness in a full moon.
Some news has made him unable to see the scenery.
"Stop!
"Let's go, let's go!"
"The one ahead, help me keep her short, she's a thief!"
This sentence "the one in front" made Di Yunfeng very unhappy, he turned sideways and deliberately let the "thief" go...... But the thief was so angry that he didn't run two steps by his side before he let out an "ouch", his foot broke, and he fell to the ground!
Now, she doesn't even want to run.
Di Yunfeng wanted to laugh inexplicably, but he was so stupid, he dared to come out and be a thief with such slow hands and feet......