Chapter 248: The Gambling Contract
Mu Xueyi rubbed her flushed face, and said with shame: "Yes, it's what you call 'water in the flesh', no matter how a man injects water, if a woman doesn't want to conceive, she will never give birth." This is also the phenomenon that those female cultivators who are regarded as furnaces have never been pregnant. ”
Di Yunfeng let go of his brows, and said with a lot of grievance: "I have injected water every time, and I thought you could win the lottery, but it turns out that you don't want to give me a big fat boy at all!"
"Hmph, it's hard to take care of haha and ears at ordinary times, not to mention taking care of children, you men can still go out to wander after sowing seeds, and women not only have to worry about you at home, day and night looking forward to your return, but also have to work hard to pull the children ......"
Mu Xueyi seemed to be very sensitive to these things, she talked endlessly for a while, and finally looked back and pulled Di Yunfeng's clothes and said: "My mother was deceived by my father like this, and she died outside before I even grew up, and I have never seen him so far." ”
What else can Di Yunfeng do? He could only shake his head and sigh lightly: "Then let's not have children in the future......
Mu Xueyi pulled Di Yunfeng's chest more compactly, and persuaded with sharp words: "Sheng, why don't you give birth......?
Di Yunfeng was surprised at first, and said secretly in his heart: How did she know about Ziyu?
Mu Xueyi asked again: "I guess you must be wondering how I know, right?"
Di Yunfeng smiled bitterly: "We really have a good heart. ”
"You not only talk flatteringly, but you also eat in the bowl and watch in the pot!" Mu Xueyi let go of her hand, turned around and left angrily: "I don't want to pay attention to you anymore!"
"Hey, Sister Mu, you are thousands of years old, and you still eat these vinegars?" Di Yunfeng smiled helplessly, and followed the wind.
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Jinfeng City, the downtown area of spring is particularly hot, the streets are full of all kinds of small market characters, Di Yunfeng can barely fit in, but Mu Xueyi's temperament is too unique, both men and women will show their eyes of admiration.
"Brother Mu, you go slower......" Di Yunfeng chased with a smile, but he was three points faster, but Mu Xueyi was five points faster, and gradually, the two of them chased after each other in the middle of the city.
Fighting, chasing, playing, shouting, selling, insulting and fighting...... It's no surprise that nothing happens in the middle of the city, and the most people who pass by look at each other is to leave.
"Hey, I've got you!" Di Yunfeng flashed and hugged Mu Xueyi's waist from behind.
Others cast strange eyes.
Both of them are men's clothes, what kind of body do they hug and hug in public?
If it were the same as in the past, pedestrians would have pointed fingers at them a long time ago, and insulted them and bad customs - people just glance at them now, and they really don't care much!
"What are you doing...... Mu Xueyi hurriedly pushed Di Yunfeng away.
"You're doing it
What?" Di Yunfeng smiled, leaned on Mu Xueyi's shoulder, and looked left and right only to find that there were many people around him.
If there is nothing new in the city, there will never be a crowd like this.
"Won't you see it yourself?" Mu Xue stood on tiptoe and pointed to the crowd.
Di Yunfeng is quite tall, and he can see clearly the "new things" in the crowd without stepping on his feet - I saw a young girl wearing linen and filial piety kneeling on the side of the street, and there was a wooden sign standing in front of her, on which were written the four big characters "Sell yourself to bury your father".
Di Yunfeng secretly said in his heart: I didn't expect that there was such a thing as selling one's body to bury one's father in the fairy world......
"It's a pity that such a bright girl is widowed at a young age, alas, ......"
"You're blind, people are selling themselves to bury their father!"
"If I hadn't had a few in my pocket, I'd have taken this girl in. ”
"Hey, even if you have a little money in your pocket, you can't afford the price she wants. ”
"What do you mean by that?"
You stand on tiptoe and take a closer look at the little print under the girl. ”
Under the four big words "selling himself to bury his father", there is really a line "My father drowned, the little woman was poor, and her younger brother was young...... Five spirit stones to bury my father, if you meet a benefactor, you must make a promise. ”
Five spirit stones, most of the people in the market can't earn half their lives, let alone use them to buy a woman, and this girl has a young brother at home...... No one is going to be stupid enough to come and take this plate.
Mu Xueyi sighed lightly and was about to dig out of her pocket, but Di Yunfeng held her down and said, "You were still jealous before, but now you are buying me a little daughter-in-law?"
"Can't I use it myself when I buy it back!" Mu Xueyi said, but the next moment she stopped taking out the money, and she looked at Di Yunfeng suspiciously: "Judging from your behavior of eating in the bowl and looking in the pot, wouldn't you try your best to do it if I bought her, so I won't be right for you!"
Di Yunfeng said aggrievedly: "Xue'er, what do you think of me......
"Don't call me Xue'er in public, call me Brother Mu!"
Mu Xueyi also lost interest in paying money, turned around and pushed away the crowd, and walked forward angrily.
"Brother Mu, Brother Mu, are you waiting for me......" Di Yunfeng shouted, and hurriedly followed.
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"Hey, are you still jealous?" Di Yunfeng chased for most of the street before catching Mu Xueyi's tail.
Mu Xueyi had a cold face, and her little face was upturned to the sky.
"Oh, have you eaten this?" Di Yunfeng touched a rock sugar gourd.
Mu Xueyi squinted, she really didn't know what it was, a trace of excitement flashed in her eyes, and she hurriedly regained her arrogance, and said, "It's not delicious at first glance." ”
"Is it delicious, won't you know if you eat it?" Di Yunfeng peeled off the sugar coating, handed it to Mu Xueyi with a smile, and said, "The best memory of my childhood is it." ”
Mu Xue loved everything Di Yunfeng, including memories, so she took the rock candy
The gourd took a small bite, took a sip in his mouth for a while, tasted all the sweet and sour, and suddenly smiled: "Your childhood is not bad, Brother Mu forgives you." ”
It's so simple to cherish each other in love, in a word, a look, and a sugar gourd.
"Hey, you don't really think she's selling herself to bury her father, right?" Di Yunfeng asked suddenly.
Mu Xueyi was puzzled: "She is pitiful like that, is there a fake?"
Di Yunfeng analyzed: "A coffin is only ten taels of silver, and the funeral expenses are calculated as another ten taels, and the miscellaneous expenses are calculated to a total of fifty taels, but she wants five spirit stones, isn't it obvious that she is fake?"
Mu Xue didn't believe it: "You're not her, how do you know if people have other troubles?"
Di Yunfeng raised his eyebrows: "Then let's make another bet?"
"Okay, what do you want to bet on?" Mu Xueyi agreed.
Di Yunfeng approached Mu Xueyi's ear and whispered a few words, Mu Xueyi's face turned red to the root of her ear, she bit her lip and glared at Di Yunfeng, and scolded: "You dead pervert!"
"Hmm, don't you dare?" Di Yunfeng hugged his shoulders and used the agitation method.
"If I don't dare, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it!" Mu Xueyi agreed.
Di Yunfeng smiled with satisfaction and confidence: "Okay, then let's go check the results of the first bet first and see what kind of people those three butchers are!"
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Nowhere is the worst place in the market than the slaughterhouse.
The butcher's job is to slaughter pigs and sheep, and coming here to inquire about Li Tiezhu's life experience can often find the most accurate answer.
In front of the slaughterhouse is the vegetable market, the vegetable stalls are set up, the meat sellers set up shelves, and the whole vegetable market is crowded with people, especially in front of the meat stalls, which are crowded with people.
Di Yunfeng has never discovered Buddhism in the fairy world, so the people here do not have a pure heart and few desires, but instead advocate no meat and no joy, chicken, duck and fish must be eaten.
"In the world, butchers have their own ways, before killing, they must burn incense and sprinkle copper coins, the role is to sacrifice knives to make money, and there is a prescribed number of slaughters every day. And those executioners who beheaded them, and even more beheaded in their lives, but not a hundred so said, all in all, the taboos in some industries are very evil, whether it is true or false, you have to know how to do it, and you have to abide by the rules......"
Di Yunfeng and Mu Xueyi found a small tea stall to sit down first, it was the peak of the market at the moment, and it was not convenient to go in to find someone, so they ordered two cups of tea and waited quietly in the afternoon.
Mu Xueyi was very interested in the strange things in the world, and after listening to Di Yunfeng's story, he asked, "Then don't you executioners in the world have the ability to kill ghosts?"
Di Yunfeng shook his head and said: "These are just legends about the profession, the truth is not clear, there are still many such customs and stories about demons and monsters in the world, if you are interested, I will take you to the streets and alleys in the teahouse, usually outside."
Many of the people who have stolen the rivers and lakes have encountered some strange things. ”
Mu Xueyi had been completely aroused by Di Yunfeng's interest, she tugged at Di Yunfeng's sleeve and said, "Didn't you say that you have been running around the rivers and lakes since you were eight years old? ”
Mu Xueyi's appearance made Di Yunfeng think of the girl named Qin Yinglan, and she also liked to hear these strange things in the world...... "Do you really want to hear it?"
"Don't sell Guanzi, say it quickly!" Mu Xueyi urged.
"Okay, then I'll tell you something that happened to me personally," Di Yunfeng took a sip of tea, and then said slowly: "I can't remember how long it was, I only know that it was an autumn when the leaves were falling and yellowing, I took a task to intercept and kill, and I needed to rush from the southwest border to Baiyun City within three days...... I couldn't resist the sleepiness so I got off my horse and found a big locust tree, climbed up to prepare for the night, I soon fell asleep, but I don't know how long later, in the middle of a dream, I actually heard a whisper from under the tree!"
"Later, later!" Mu Xue Yiyu's hand became more and more compact.
Di Yunfeng deliberately lowered the volume, and said mysteriously: "I'm a killer, how can I let go of a little noise?" At that time, my first reaction was that the enemy was looking for me, I calmed down, clenched the knife, and turned my head down to see which one was not afraid of death-at that time, the sky was bright, the trees were full of leaves, and I couldn't see who was under the tree, I only knew that there were four or five small figures circling below, and then I heard their words clearly, it turned out that they were discussing how to divide me!"
"When I thought about it, oh no! Eighty percent of it was dirty!"
Mu Xueyi was already frightened by Di Yunfeng, she swallowed her saliva and asked, "That'...... And how did you get out of that then?"
Di Yunfeng slammed the table and said angrily: "Who is your husband? The rivers and lakes in the north and south kill the gods, the cold front is out of the sheath, and the hundred ghosts flee in mourning! I was aiming at the tree and shouted: 'Where did the little ghost feel the idea of your grandfather Di Yunfeng?!'"
Di Yunfeng took another sip of tea calmly and said indifferently: "Then they were scared away by me. ”
Mu Xue Yi hugged Di Yunfeng's arm, and her eyes were full of a woman's deep admiration for a man.
Di Yunfeng slowly put down the teacup and said, "You think that's the end of the story?"
Mu Xueyi was surprised: "There is a follow-up?"
Di Yunfeng continued: "The next day, I dug up the bodies of five children at the foot of the locust tree. ”
Mu Xueyi was dumbfounded, lowered her head and only drank tea, and fell into deep thought.
Di Yunfeng said again: "The locust tree is the most yin thing in the world, and it is good at raising lonely souls and wild ghosts, these children must have been murdered and buried here, resentful."
Qi does not turn into a ghost. ”
Mu Xueyi sighed and said in a low voice: "I thought that you were small in the world, but this ghost story you told just now really scared me. ”
Di Yunfeng shook his head: "The story is still not over - at that time, like you, I was silent and sad for a long time, and finally dug a grave again and buried a few unfortunate children. On the same night, I was ordered to kill Lu Tong, the chief dart of Qian Zhuang, who was famous in the rivers and lakes at that time, in Lujiazhuang, twenty miles outside Baiyun City, and there were a total of thirty killers who received the sale.
Di Yunfeng always thought of that interception, even after many years, he still felt terrified: "None of the thirty killers can go through two moves under Wei Yan's sword! And I took advantage of the moment when the rest of the people were fighting with Wei Yan, used my life's skills, killed two followers, and finally inserted the knife into Lu Tong's chest! The task was completed, and I didn't dare to stay, but just as I turned around and wanted to leave, I found that Wei Yan was already standing at the door with a bloody sword, waiting for me with an angry face!"
Di Yunfeng does know how to tell stories, Mu Xueyi has been completely brought into the atmosphere of that story, she asked in a tight voice: "But your martial arts are superb, aren't you afraid of him?"
Di Yunfeng shook his head, but affirmed: "I was scared to death at that time! And I know very well in my heart that Wei Yan didn't need a second sword to kill me!"
"My task was completed, but Wei Yan's task failed, the 'No. 1 Sword in the World' has never been defeated in the rivers and lakes, and I have successfully angered this man-eating tiger! But what could I do at that time? I can't fly away, I can only fight with a knife!"
Mu Xueyi bit her lip and said, "But you won after all, otherwise how could you have survived until now?"
Di Yunfeng lowered his brows, gently tugged at Mu Xueyi's cheek, and said, "Didn't you like to count the scars on my body before?" I can tell you very clearly that six of the eight fatal injuries were suffered in that battle with Wei Yan. ”
Mu Xueyi bit her lips even tighter: "Is this damn Wei Yan still alive, I must kill him!"
Di Yunfeng chuckled: "Hehe, he died in my hands a long time ago, but at that time he was indeed powerful, stabbing me with dozens of swords, and I had already lost the ability to resist, just when I knelt on the ground and was about to wait for death, suddenly a gust of wind blew, and I only felt my body rise in the air slowly...... The injuries were so severe that he passed out after a few tosses. ”
"I had many dreams that night, dreaming of the little children I had buried with my own hands, and they were healing my wounds, as if to repay me for helping them to be buried in peace...... When I woke up the next day, the sword marks on my body were still there, but the wounds had healed on their own. ”
Di Yunfeng nodded Mu Xueyi's eyebrows again, and admonished sincerely: "So you have to remember to sit more good things in the future, and good deeds will be rewarded.
Blessing comes from itself. ”
"Hehe...... "Hee Hee" Mu Xue Yiwen smiled, leaned lightly on Di Yunfeng's shoulder, and responded obediently: "Your story is flesh and blood, surprise and joy, Brother Mu likes it very much." ”
Di Yunfeng raised his head slightly, probing the soft sunlight with the tip of his nose, there was a rainbow hidden in his deep eyes, he squinted at the scene of the vegetable market, and saw that the crowd had become sparse, so he called softly: "Boss, two cups of tea, settle the bill." ”
The owner of the tea stall walked over, picked up the empty cup, and smiled at Di Yunfeng: "Seeing that the two of you are so loving and happy, these two cups of tea will not be charged." ”
Mu Xueyi and Di Yunfeng glanced at the owner of the tea stall together, and then looked at each other for a moment, and each laughed out loud, and Di Yunfeng asked: "Boss, do you see that the relationship between the two of us is 'in the same stream', and you are willing to bless us?"
"So what, there are lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents, why care about the gender of men and women, and besides, this boy and girl, if it were me, I wouldn't care about her male and female, hehehe......" The owner of the tea stall looked at Mu Xueyi, his eyes full of peach blossoms.
Mu Xueyi nodded with satisfaction: "Well, you little guy can still talk, reward, reward!"
Di Yunfeng dropped a few spirit stones and said, "Let's go and open a bigger teahouse." ”
"This ......" Although the owner of the tea stall had desire in his eyes, he had that hesitation, which proved to be completely different from other mortals, he stared at the spirit stone for a long time, and finally decided not to accept this money, but when he raised his head and said no, Di Yunfeng and Mu Xueyi had already walked out of the way.
The hustle and bustle of the market only exists in the morning, and once it is past noon, many vegetable farmers have packed up their homes to ensure the freshness of the vegetables, leaving only the meat vendors to make some change. At this time, butchers often find an open space and set up a simple gambling stall to spend the afternoon.
As soon as the gambling stall opens, not only the butchers in the vegetable market, but also some small ruffians who watch the excitement, idlers who eat gambling, and people of all kinds will come to play a few handfuls.
Di Yunfeng remembered the days when Zhenwu and Ziyu were together, he had to go up to shuttle twice every time he saw a gambling stall, at that time he didn't know how to do immortal arts, so he could only ask Ziyu to cheat with spells, Ziyu said don't want to, but in fact, he won money, and he could shout better than anyone else when he ate and drank.
"That's a great memory...... "The corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he muttered.
"What did you say?" Mu Xueyi wondered.
Di Yunfeng rubbed the palm of his itchy hand, pointed with his chin at the gambling stall not far away, which was in full swing, and said with an evil smile:
"Let's go, go to the shuttle. ”
"You, you also said that you have changed your habits in the market a long time ago, so why do you have itchy hands when you see gambling money?" Mu Xueyi sighed lightly, but still took a step to follow.
(End of chapter)
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