"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Heavenly Dao Random Mission' system. ”

"This system is sponsored by a big man on the earth, no advertising, no virus, pure natural green health system, so that the world is full of beautiful green. ”

"The system is very user-friendly, and the host of the published tasks can be chosen independently, and the system will never forcibly intervene. ”

"Ding, the latest quest has been released. ”

"Mission content: Kill a second-level fire demon wolf!"

"Do you accept the assignment?"

"Option 1: Accept. Option 2: Accept!"

"It is hereby explained that if you don't receive the task within half an hour, you will be punished by the Heavenly Dao, and after three times, the host will be gone!"

"Now the countdown begins!"

......

Inside the thatched house.

Qin Muchen plucked his ears vigorously to determine if he was experiencing auditory hallucinations.

But the earwax is almost gone, and the strange sound in my head still exists, and now it has become a "tick" and "tick" sound, as if it is counting down.

What's going on?

Isn't it that I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet, and then wiped it twice with a stone, why did I have auditory hallucinations?

Could it be that the lack of paper has led to the madness?

Qin Muchen only remembered that his eyes were dark after wiping his buttocks just now, and there seemed to be a voice floating by, saying that he was an earth traveler and gave him something.

Then these garbled voices rang in my head.

Earth traveler?

Qin Muchen had some impressions of this unfamiliar and familiar 'word', but he didn't have any clear memory.

He only remembers walking through a door as a child and then ...... The memory is blurred.

Is that why do you have those strange sounds in your head? But why do you have to go to the bathroom?

Qin Muchen patted his head hard, trying to sober himself up.

"Bang! bang!"

The door of the hut was knocked hard, and it was about to be knocked on the railing.

"A certain senior brother inside, can you come out quickly, you have been squatting for half an hour, you won't fall into the pit!

"Brother, please, come out quickly, I don't want to be the first immortal cultivator to be suffocated to death by Xiang!"

"Woo, several thatched houses next door have been washed away by the heavy rain a few days ago, and this is the only one left, which is too unlucky. ”

"No, I'll go outside and solve it first!"

"Brother, if you don't come out again, I'm going to blow it up with a thunder fire talisman!"

Listening to the wailing and angry scolding of the brothers outside, Qin Muchen hurriedly put on his pants, tightened his belt, and walked out of the thatched house.

Seeing that the door of the thatched house was finally opened, everyone couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.

It's finally on!

Anyone who has queued up in the toilet knows (especially girls) that spicy seeds feel as if the door to heaven has been opened.

"It turns out that it's you who is squatting inside, Qin Muchen, what the hell are you doing, you haven't come out for so long!"

"Senior Brother Qin, I heard that you confessed to Senior Sister Yu Ning yesterday and was rejected, so you won't plan to smoke yourself to death in the pit because you can't think about it!"

"I remember last year, a senior brother ate thirty bowls of croton and pulled himself to death because he fell out of love!

"The toad wants to eat swan meat, how can a fairy like Senior Sister Yu Ning be contaminated by you?"

“......”

In the face of the accusations, ridicule and ridicule of the junior disciples, Qin Muchen didn't hear it, just listened to the ticking sound in his head, and his expression was a little wooden.

Am I going crazy?

Will it be hanging up soon?

Could it be that a handsome person has such a bumpy fate?

Qin Muchen casually grabbed a senior brother and asked, "Senior brother, have you had any auditory hallucinations when you have been practicing recently? For example, there are strange sounds in your head. ”

The other party was stunned, looked up at the sky, and sighed: "Yes, I have had auditory hallucinations."

That day, a little junior sister next door suddenly whispered something to me at the end of the morning practice, saying that I should go to the back mountain forest at night.

It's real, but I know it's definitely auditory hallucinations! Because I'm a single dog, I'm going to be a single dog!

Sure enough, since then, that little sister has never ignored me. It shows that my judgment is right!"

Looking at the somewhat proud senior brother in front of him, Qin Muchen didn't know what to say.

Back in the small courtyard, the brothers were washing clothes and chopping firewood.

These people, including Qin Muchen, are all outer disciples of the Scalper Sect, and in addition to practicing on weekdays, they are more engaged in miscellaneous work.

In this world of cultivating immortals called the 'Nine Xuan Continent', there are many sects, and there are at least tens of thousands of large and small.

In this area alone, there are more than a dozen sects.

Although the scalper sect has nearly two hundred disciples, at best, it can only be regarded as a second- or third-rate small sect, and there are many outer disciples, and the quality is uneven.

"Senior Brother Qin, don't be sad, isn't it just a woman, it's a big deal, let's do it!"

Zhang Maodan, who had a good relationship with him on weekdays, saw Qin Muchen's gloomy face, thinking that the other party had not yet come out of the shadow of lovelorn, and comforted him.

Qin Muchen ignored him.

At this moment, he urgently needed to determine whether he had gone crazy and whether he was having auditory hallucinations.

"Why don't you find a brick and knock yourself out?"

Qin Muchen felt that this method was feasible and began to look for bricks around.

At this time, an inner disciple who was one meter tall and thirty-eight meters tall and wearing a light cyan robe walked in, and after looking around at everyone, he said lightly:

"Master has already given you an account of today's homework, let me inform you.

This afternoon, each of you must copy the 'Twilight Autumn Fu' ten times, and in addition to practicing the Twilight Autumn Basic Sword Technique thirty times, and those who fail to complete it will be punished!"

Hearing the words of senior brother Zhang Yuanxu, everyone wailed.

Now that the master has assigned more and more homework, it takes thirty pages just to 'Twilight Autumn Fu', how can this be done!

One of the disciples had the courage to say, "If you do this, sooner or later you will drive the students to death." ”

"Hmph, then you can try. ”

The corners of Zhang Yuanxu's lips hooked up with a sneer, and he was about to turn around and leave.

"Bang!!"

Just then, a dull voice turned.

Everyone was stunned, and subconsciously looked in the direction from which the voice came, and they were all dumbfounded.

I saw Qin Muchen lying on the ground, blood gushing from his forehead.

And there's a brick thrown on the ground!

it!

It's a wolf!

There are really people who can't stand this heavy homework and commit suicide!

"Did you see it! I said that I had too much homework now, and sooner or later I would force my disciples to death, and sure enough, it appeared!"

The disciple who spoke out just now shouted in grief and indignation.

Zhang Yuanxu was also stunned by this scene, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he stammered: "I...... I...... I'll go to Master, you wait. ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly ran to the front yard to find Master Wenhua Daoist.

It's not a trivial matter for a disciple to commit suicide!

Now is the time to recruit new disciples, if it is spread that the scalper faction caused the disciples to commit suicide because of too much homework, it is estimated that few people dare to come!

——

Qin Muchen woke up faintly.

I found myself lying on the bed in the dormitory, and Master Wen Hua Zhenren beside the bed was looking at me with a complicated expression.

Mandarin is in his fifties, has a mustache, and has a somewhat dark complexion.

In the 'Wen' generation of the scalper faction, the strength is not very high, but it is not low, it belongs to the middle level, and he treats his disciples more harshly on weekdays.

"Child, life is stressful, just tell Master directly, there is no need to use such an drastic way. ”

Seeing Qin Muchen wake up, Wenhua Zhenren sighed, left an ordinary healing pill, got up and said, "From today onwards, your homework will be halved." ”

After saying that, he shook his head and left the dormitory.

When the other disciples heard this, they all looked excited.

"Lao Qin, thank you so much, I didn't expect that in the end it would be you who stood up and defended the light for us with your life!"

"Brother Qin, from today onwards, you are my brother!"

“......”

Everyone stepped forward to hold Qin Muchen's hand and thanked him.

Qin Muchen was a little confused.

What's going on?

What does halving my homework have to do with me?

But when he heard the 'tick-tock' sound in his head, he felt deep despair.

Now he has determined that he is not an auditory hallucination that has gone mad, but that God can't get used to his handsome face and deliberately punishes him!

"Ding, there are only ten minutes left before the specified time, if you fail to receive the task within ten minutes, the Heavenly Dao system will punish you!"

"Accept the task: option 1 (accept), option 2 (accept). ”

O Nima!

What about the humanization of the good?

Which makes me choose!

Listening to the options given by the system, Qin Muchen was completely angry, and scolded wildly in his heart: "Fuck me off, what bullshit Tiandao system, Lao Tzu doesn't want it!"

"Ding, the system is following the host's wishes and is unbinding......"

"Ding, there is a virus in the system, and the unbinding failed!"

Ding, the system will insert an ad for you first, and then the excitement continues. ”

The advertisement is playing: "Dandruff powerhouse, of course ......"