Chapter 200: Not a person (plus more, thanks to Kakaluote ァ)
Not long after, Heizi was about to come to Da Bu Dan, and Yang Chan also came with him.
When she saw the monkey, her first words were, "I thought you drank too much, but it doesn't seem to be." ”
After that, without waiting for the monkey to greet her, she sat directly on the opposite side of the chessboard and stretched out her hand to set up the chess pieces.
After a few steps, she asked leisurely, "Is this necessary?"
"There's nothing to do, if you come to this point, you can't hide from the head-on conflict with Heavenly Court. Being kind to Guangmu will make the other party think that I am weak. ”
"However, treating prisoners of war well is also the style of a gentleman. ”
"Really?" the monkey raised his head and glanced at Yang Chan, and said with a smile: "If we make the appearance of a dog, we can only wait to be beaten in the water." If they think I'm a wolf through and through, I don't think many people will even have the courage to pick up a stick. ”
After that, after entering a cannon, he glanced up at Yang Chan again, and said, "I have to let the generals treat me as a madman, otherwise, even if they don't attack in the future, they will continue to test my bottom line and keep stumbling." At the beginning, if your brother was like me, I believe that if the Jade Emperor dared to order the deduction of military salaries, the people below would not dare to carry it out. ”
Saying this, Yang Chan suddenly laughed.
"Well, no one likes to mess with crazy people. is grudgeful, and he may be eaten alive one day. 'I'd rather offend a gentleman than offend a villain...... 'This sentence is true, it is too true. Saying that, Yang Chan's eyes dimmed a little, and she sighed: "My brother, it's just too scruples." ”
"He is a gentleman, and it is natural to cherish his feathers. Well, I'm not even human. He glanced in the direction of the cell door. The monkey said meaningfully: "They all call me Demon Monkey." I'm not even human. Not to mention the villain. Hahahaha. ”
Yang Chan also laughed.
The screams in the dungeon continued.
Soon, after the first game, Yang Chan won slightly, and the monkey lost. It just so happened that Kuroko also walked out, leaned into the monkey's ear and whispered, "Brother Monkey, he wants to see you." ”
"Am I what he can see?" asked the monkey with a blank face.
"That'...... What should I do?" Kuroko said cautiously: "His cultivation has been sealed, even if he hangs himself with pills, he will be destroyed like this." It didn't last long. ”
"Let's play again, it's almost over. ”
"No. ”
After Kuroko left, the monkey beckoned to the little demon waiting on the side and said, "Go and call me for the short mouth." ”
"No. ”
After the little demon left, Yang Chan stared at the monkey and sighed, pursed her lips and said thoughtfully: "If I provoke you, Li Jing is in big trouble." ”
is clearly a little ashamed of the monkey's behavior, but for some reason, Yang Chan is smiling happily than she has ever been.
She suddenly felt that it was a good thing to be a monster. At least, there aren't so many moral shackles. No one cares.
Of course, the premise is to be a powerful demon king like a monkey.
The drunken short mouth was quickly helped over.
Looking at his crooked appearance, the monkey sighed helplessly.
Suddenly remembered that the night he arrived in Evil Dragon City, it was also a big victory, and he was drunk like this, and he remembered that he said a lot that night.
At that time, the old cow and the old white ape were still alive.
The monkey suddenly remembered the dream of the old cow and the princess of the iron fan......
"Eh, do you want to make trouble for the real Bull Demon King?" If the old cow is still alive, the real Bull Demon King will not even want to marry the Iron Fan Princess.
Say that the monkey has to help the old cow stick beat this mandarin duck.
It's a pity......
After thinking about it for a while, the monkey asked the little demon to bring a bucket of water and splash it on the short-mouthed face mercilessly.
A bucket of cold water poured down on his head, and the short beak came to his senses, and watched blankly as the monkey opened its beak wide and gasped.
"It's time to get down to business. ”
With that, the monkey went into the dungeon with a short mouth that he didn't know what was going on.
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King, who was originally flushed, had been completely transformed and fainted. The whole thing was tied naked to the tiger chair, covered in this layer of faint white powder.
Kuroko was standing on the sidelines, pondering what to do next. What gave him a headache was how to continue to do what the monkey wanted, without dying.
After being in charge of the prison for so long, he realized for the first time that the original execution was an art job. If you have the opportunity, you should really go to the yamen of mankind to learn from the scriptures.
Seeing the monkey come in, he was decisively relieved.
"Brother Monkey......
"Put it down, wake up. The monkey pointed at Hirome and explained expressionlessly.
The two cell head demons hurriedly ran over to untie the tied belts, the wide-eyed Heavenly King tilted slightly, and with a muffled sound, his huge body fell on the wet ground, and he didn't wake up.
A demon came carrying a wooden bucket mixed with ice cubes, and a large bucket of ice water poured down his head.
Suddenly, a roar sounded, and Guangmu instantly came to his senses, but he just kept screaming.
The salt that stuck to the surface of the body quickly dissolved, and the tingling sensation filled every corner of the body. It's just that compared to the beginning, the shouting is panicked.
But it's just a random call. At this time, there was no rope to tie him, and he couldn't even stand up. The limbs had long been tortured to the point of flesh and blood, and they were crippled.
Quietly looking at Hiromu who was lying on the ground and struggling weakly, the monkey waited like this, and waited until Hiromu was a little more stable before slowly walking towards him.
When he saw the monkey, his eyes widened when he was already tormented and a little delirious, and he wanted to move back in horror, but he couldn't.
"What? isn't a tough guy anymore?" the monkey crouched down beside him and reached out to poke the turtle that was burned into his face.
Guangmu was so painful that tears were about to fall, and his expression was completely distorted.
"Let me ask you, aren't you a tough guy anymore? Didn't you just scold me for scolding me quite well?"
Hirome's mouth opened wide in panic, but he didn't know what to say.
If he said the wrong thing, he had no doubt that he would be killed here by this mad monkey...... At this moment, he could only tremble.
I held it back for a while, and I cried.
At this time, at this time. He knew very well that the one in front of him was a complete demon. Its ferocious Cheng dù is not even comparable to ordinary demon kings.
Looking at this wide-eyed king lying on the ground and sobbing silently. The monkey let out a long sigh and reached out and touched his bare head, as if to a child who had made a mistake.
"Although your hands are stained with the blood of youkai, we don't really have much enmity between us, right? It's a pity that it wasn't him this time. Do you know why you were made like this by me?"
Hiromu lowered his face and shook his head incessantly.
"Because you're cheap. ”
Hiromu still lowered his face and sobbed, and he didn't dare to cry out loud.
"Do you think you're a?" the monkey looked at him with interest, his head extended.
"Yes...... It's ......"
"What is it?"
"I ...... I'm ...... cheap."
"Do you dare in the future?"
"Don't dare to ......"
"Good. When I first came in, I thought that if you were still stubborn and turned back to fight against Heavenly Court, I would strip you naked and hang you on the flagpole. With that, the monkey laughed.
The youkai all around laughed loudly.
The laughter made wide eyes look down and feel a chill in their hearts.
That's worse than death...... If he is treated like that, he will not be able to raise his head in the heavenly court for eternity and eternity, and it is really better to die.
This monkey is so vicious!
"But you're very sensible, aren't you? So I'm going to have the guts to scold me about it, and that's it. Do you dare to be a tough guy in the future?"
"Nope. Don't dare ......"
"Your red dragon has been eaten, do you have any opinion?"
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King couldn't help but tremble. Choked up: "No ......"
"My subordinates said that your red dragon is delicious, let me thank you for raising it so fat. Do you have anything to say?"
"No, no thanks......"
"Do you dare to scold me in the future?"
"Don't dare to ......" Hirome felt like she was going crazy, and the tears fell down.
One of the four heavenly kings of the dignified South Heavenly Gate, he actually ended up in such a situation. It's the battle of the gods, and he has never been so wolf.
Nodding slightly, the monkey patted Hirome's head as if it were a dog lying beside him, and said with a smile: "Yes, very obedient." I'm going to reward you with an errand. ”
The monkey turned his head and beckoned, and the short-mouthed man immediately walked over and squatted down.
"I'll introduce you, it's a short mouth. Short mouth, if you have time these days, you can accompany Guangmu more, and help him write down the list of generals and the composition of the soldiers in Nantianmen's expedition to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and then hand it over to me. If he doesn't cooperate, come and tell me. ”
"No!"
Squinting at Guangmu, the monkey asked softly, "What about you?"
Guangmu raised his head tremblingly, his eyes were full of tears, and he said silently: "Understood." ”
"Okay. Patting the short-mouthed shoulder, the monkey said lightly: "I'll leave it to you here." ”
With that, he let out a long sigh, stood up on his knees, and turned to leave the dungeon.
When he stepped through the cell door, the monkey saw Yang Chan sitting on the chess seat with a smile on her face.
"What, what do you mean by smiling like this?" asked the monkey, raising an eyebrow.
"It's really ruthless, it's done like this, and he doesn't dare to tell a lie if he has ten guts. She sighed.
"Did you hear that?"
The monkey walked along the aisle towards the distance, and Yang Chan quickly stood up and followed quickly.
"I think back then, Guan Jiangkou also caught a general, but he didn't ask anything. Come to think of it, it's too ...... 'Sven'. ”
"By the way, you and that Ao Tingxin from the East China Sea Dragon Palace seem to know each other, right?
"Acquaintance must be acquaintance, but it is also acquaintance, not friendship. ”
"I want to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace tomorrow morning. ”
"What are you going to do?"
"Looking for the old dragon king to ask for a weapon, I think, be as 'gentle' as possible. Now our opponent is only Li Jing of Nantianmen, unless he is sure that he will not return to the Guangmu Heavenly King, he should not report this matter to the Heavenly Court for the time being, after all, the dignified Nantianmen guards the Heavenly King, and he also wants to be faced. If something happens to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea...... I don't want to mess with the twenty-eight nakshatras just yet. (To be continued......)
PS: This is a plus.
Thanks to Kakaluo for becoming the new leader of this book, and thank him for making this book popular for the second time.
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