Chapter 62: The Jade Emperor is disgraced
Looking at the Jade Emperor Lao'er's mouth full of oil-stained bears, Liu Shouguang was not angry, this guy is a foodie, but he will feel better later.
After a while, the master chef of the imperial dining room sent someone to send 9981 bottles of Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid, this wine is the first-class tribute wine of the Tianhan Dynasty.
Liu Shouguang ordered the ministers to drink together, and in front of the Jade Emperor Lao'er, there were as many as ten bottles.
Today, the ministers were all surprised to see that Concubine Ming was so delicious and delicious, but it was inconvenient for the ministers to discuss the diet of the concubine.
Liu Shouguang looked at the surprised expressions of the ministers, afraid of goofs, so he got up and said: "Concubine Ming is happy today, you don't have to be suspicious, she wants to eat and drink the sea today, which proves that she is very happy about the wine banquet!"
When the ministers saw that the Son of Heaven said this, they ceased to be cranky, and they all raised their glasses and ate their meals.
On the banquet, the delicacies of the mountains and seas, colorful, full of fragrance, the ministers are happy, it seems that this banquet will definitely make all the ministers drunk before resting.
Such a banquet must be a good time to punish this Jade Emperor Lao'er, Liu Shouguang thinks to himself that he is now hiding in Tongyan Tianzi, and now he is the person who speaks of this banquet, and he is a person who is not drunk with a thousand cups, why not fight with this Jade Emperor Lao'er?
Looking at the Jade Emperor Lao'er, he was dressed as a woman at this time, but he also looked very eye-catching, this guy, I didn't expect to transform into a woman, he was really coquettish, as for how to rectify him, Liu Shouguang wanted to get him drunk first.
Liu Shouguang filled his wine glass, and then said to the Jade Emperor Lao'er: "Old fellow, let's fight the bar now! If you can win me, I will serve you well tonight, otherwise, you can sleep alone with a pillow at night!"
The Jade Emperor Lao'er, although he was dressed as a concubine, he looked at Liu Shouguang's eyes so charming that Liu Shouguang was uncomfortable, but Liu Shouguang knew that this guy was still a man.
The Jade Emperor Lao'er drank okay, but after all, he couldn't beat Liu Shouguang, and after the Jade Emperor Lao'er drank the eighth bottle of wine, this guy fell heavily on the table.
After Liu Shouguang saw it, he looked up to the sky and laughed, looked around, the ministers were all staggering, this scene, Liu Shouguang was disgusted for a while, but the body of the Tongyan Tianzi seemed to be not lightly drunk.
Liu Shouguang thought to himself that if he was out of the body of the Son of Child, this guy would definitely pass out.
As for this old ghost of the Jade Emperor, he was already drunk to death at this time, but he was dressed as a concubine at this time, so let him taste the most painful taste in the world.
Liu Shouguang thought to himself that those beggar brothers must have never seen such a beautiful woman as Concubine Ming, so it is not necessary for them to enjoy it.
It's also a shame that Liu Shouguang came up with such a vicious plan, it seems that the Jade Emperor is really more than worth the loss when he goes down to earth this time!
At that moment, Liu Shouguang ordered the cooks in the imperial dining room to come over, set up Concubine Ming, and stuffed it into a carriage.
Seeing that the ministers were already drunk to death, Liu Shouguang got into the carriage alone, and before leaving, he warned the master chef of the imperial dining room that he and Concubine Ming were not to tell anyone about his whereabouts.
The master chef is simple, stupid, mortal with the naked eye, how can you see that Concubine Ming is the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and Tongyan Tianzi is Liu Shouguang's?
At this time, the stupid man watched the emperor and the concubine leave the palace in a carriage, and thought that the two of them were going to fight outside the palace.
Liu Shouguang also warned him that he must send someone to take care of the ministers, as for the memories of the ministers between the banquets, as well as the memories of these cooks for the entire banquet, Liu Shouguang thought to himself that he would delete your memories when he punished the old ghost of the Jade Emperor and came back.
Xiandou's skills are high, and he has the function of erasing other people's memories, so good, Liu Shouguang is afraid that when things get bigger, it would be better if he could delete the memory of the Jade Emperor Lao'er.
But this Jade Emperor has not yet tasted the taste of punishment, and it is more perfect to delete his memory after making that guy feel painful.
The carriage was speeding through the alleyway of the cold capital, and a faint light flashed in front of it, and groups of beggars were singing and dancing around a large fire.
Liu Shouguang looked at the situation outside, thinking that he would be able to appear at this moment, so he flashed out of the body of the Tongyan Tianzi.
Then the carriage stopped, the big red date horse snorted with a stream of white gas, Liu Shouguang got down from the carriage, and the beggars immediately stopped singing and dancing, and knelt down in unison and said: "Welcome the emperor back to the court!"
The beggar emperor in the beggar dynasty! Liu Shouguang thought that he was also the emperor! But he was the leader of some rotten beggars! All of this was thanks to the Jade Emperor!
The more Liu Shouguang thinks about it, the more he feels that the fire is big, now that he has returned to his own dynasty, it is easy to say, now that this Jade Emperor is in his hands, are you still afraid that you will not be able to subdue this guy?
The Jade Emperor Lao'er was already drunk to death, so it was easy to say, Liu Shouguang summoned the elders and gave them an order to enjoy Concubine Ming, and those elders thought they had heard the wrong thing, and then Liu Shouguang emphasized it again, and those guys went in a hurry.
The Jade Emperor Lao'er can bear it now, he has turned into a Ming concubine, his drinking power is not as strong as Liu Shouguang, but he has to fight hard, and now he has become a happy thing for beggars, Liu Shouguang is relieved at this time, this evil breath finally came out, and he was not thrown into the nether in vain.
It seems that the immortal bean is indeed his own lucky star, his own immortal cultivation master, even if he will not become an immortal in a short period of time, but the road to becoming an immortal is very long, and he can't come in a hurry.
Now that he has avenged the hatred in his heart, Liu Shouguang thought of the Tongyan Tianzi in the carriage at this time, the son of heaven, the drunken appearance does not know whether it is a person or not, Liu Shouguang entered the carriage and saw the master of the world with his eyes slightly closed.
The Jade Emperor Lao'er is being punished by those beggars, Liu Shouguang will spend tonight in the beggar's cave, this beggar's cave is the capital of his dynasty, it is really wonderful, he can't stay in this kind of bird, don't all the time, Liu Shouguang thought to himself that he had to leave here immediately.
But now even if it is passable, now that Tongyan Tianzi is slightly drunk and unconscious, well, let him accompany him for one night, that Tongyan Tianzi must be thinking about Liu Shouguang, what is the reason, at first, when Liu Shouguang followed the Jade Emperor Lao'er to the Tianhan Palace, he saw Tongyan Tianzi staring at the portrait of Liu Shouguang silently.
Tongyan Tianzi, this son of heaven in the world, actually likes men, women in his worldview of life, all disappeared, since this Tongyan Tianzi is interested in himself, Liu Shouguang thinks to himself, how can he live up to the kindness of others?
That night, Liu Shouguang took Tongyan Tianzi into his beggar's palace.
In the middle of the night, the white-haired elder came to ask for instructions, what to do with Concubine Ming, it turned out that they had finished their fun, Liu Shouguang listened to it, and ordered them to throw Concubine Ming's body to the bank of the Tianhan River, so they didn't have to worry about it anymore.
After that, Liu Shouguang quietly ran out of the palace and came to the riverside, he wanted to see, this dignified Jade Emperor Lao'er, how to think when he saw that he was covered with dirt, the dawn was coming, this old ghost seemed to be under the baptism of the cold wind, and it was time to wake up.