Chapter 305 Fireworks in the World
There are very few like Li Chenfeng, but it is another matter if his wife is a paper person, but he gets more sympathy.
Although the street is small, it is also full of organs, and the souls of people are ordinary people before they are alive, and they have special feelings for things in life, so there will be ...... here in the world
Eating can be transformed, and the rest is even more so, and they are all done seriously, meticulously, the meal is "done", and the lady pinched her waist on the street.
"Family, go back to dinner!
So the male soul scolded angrily, falsely invited people to the house to "eat", and floated back step by step with his hands behind his back.
All the souls are very idle, a lifetime of hard work, now is the real rest, there are people to "send money", and do not worry about Shouyuan, but think that the days are too long, difficult to pass, so they find something to do, and re-imitate everything in the previous life, half of the meal is gone, the male soul has to chop firewood, obviously the illusion is sent to the "stove pit", and it is necessary to transform the firewood knife twice to finish......
Li Chenfeng has never experienced such a leisurely day, and he seems to have returned to the world in a daze, which is the procedure of other people's souls, but when he arrives at his own home, he is very simplified, and the "paper piercing man" is ashamed to shout, and after cooking, he just leans against the courtyard gate and looks at him respectfully, making him feel like he is on the knife mountain and down the oil pot.
Floating back step by step, he hurriedly opened the spirit array to cover and investigate, looking at a table of black fragrant and incomplete dishes, he was stunned, and his ability to die made new contributions!
A table of dishes is made of real ingredients in the world, and he dares to make trouble about anything, and the offerings in the world can also go to the underworld, but it is a little corrupt, and it is sold expensively, he buys it back and throws it into the purple jade tripod and it is very fresh, try to do it, it is so comfortable that he hums, and there is wine, take a sip, and the gods will not change!
Cui Yu, who also does not eat fireworks in the world, actually learned good cooking skills from female souls, and did it in the way of "transfiguration", and it became what it is today, Li Chenfeng did not dare to invite human souls to eat, for fear of being recognized and identified, so he had to "enjoy" himself.
In order not to hurt Cui Yu's self-esteem, she bravely ate it twice, and felt that she was hurt even more, so she had to teach her to do it with the technique of a living person, but she still couldn't swallow it, and she didn't pull it three times a day, so she had to look at the nine rounds of black sun above with tears in her eyes......
Li Chenfeng claimed to be the first tailor in the heavenly domain, but he was defeated in front of the female soul, and he directly conjured up silk threads and cloths, what he wanted, pretending to sew twice, it was a new dress, and he couldn't refine it on the spot, he was still afraid of seeing it, and when he saw that Cuiyu had also learned to "transform", he couldn't bear it anymore, and taught her in the house that it was true, who asked you to give the son a real meal, this is called a report and a report......
Xing Shenjiang finally appeared at three meals a day, if he didn't show up, Li Chenfeng really dared to beat him to the point that his soul was scattered, so the two of them drank together, no one wanted to move chopsticks, Xing Shenjiang really couldn't eat, he would be anti-soul when he ate it, and he vomited a mess, Li Chenfeng really didn't dare to eat, he would regurgitate when he ate it, anyway, when he would toss it and pull it down.
Eating and dressing every day is a must-do homework, dressing is much easier, the sleeves are long, where to open the line to pull, anyway, it will not be nauseated, throw back the "paper people" to redo is, the days go by day by day, Cui Yu actually learned to gossip, Li Chenfeng was shocked, and hurriedly stopped, if he faced several Taoist couples in the future, it would be a disastrous consequence, and he hurriedly went to buy some ingredients and came back, and then let
She tossed herself......
General Xing looked at Cui Yu, who was struggling to be a female red, and sighed: "Ancestor, you can't stop for a while, this fairy-like woman lets you be a slave and maid, how can you endure it in your heart, this is not counted, Cangling Zhise's double master and apprentice were served by you, and the disciples of the Cangling Domain Lord also begged to enter the door, what do you say you will do except die, why is who is beautiful and who is unlucky?"
Li Chenfeng took a sip of wine and sighed: "I have summed up the experience, this woman can't be good to her, it's easy for her to covet me, now it's very good, with respect and humility, there is only fear, I can't wait to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible, and run to the underworld, a small half of them are forced by those few, who want to die and live at every turn, and break in before they are ready, so they will die if they hang up, and they will break into a cold sweat when they think about it!"
General Xing Shen nodded and said: "Although you should be struck by thunder, it's just such a reason, it is said that the internal and external division is good, and the inside can always be bigger than the outside when it is critical, and if you don't listen, you will die to show you, it is indeed a delay, but you can't be considered a serious matter if you die......"
"Why did you turn back again? Can you speak? If Lao Tzu doesn't die, can he save you?" Li Chenfeng was not happy.
General Xing nodded again: "This thing is done right, I just think that we can die again, the last time I died, King Yama estimated that he could sentence him to half a good and half evil, saying that this kind of soul can be reincarnated as a woman in the next reincarnation, this time it can't even be evaluated, and it will go directly to hell, and the more it will be, the bigger it will be!"
Li Chenfeng said with satisfaction: "This kind of soul life is meaningful, the more you live, the more spiritual, and the two underworld generals are even more so, they are excited to do errands all day long, and they will never be listless." ”
General Xing said with a smile: "The two underworld generals rush to the house every day after a business trip, for fear of being poisoned by you again, that Peng Qi didn't dare to go to Yanyulou again, let alone send someone to check, and he was not allowed to come to the door, other Qinglou checked eight times a day, and here may not have passed in front of the door once in ten days, the old bustard said that Yanyulou has the meaning of dominating the rivers and lakes of the underworld!"
"This stupid guy is too much, wait for the expiration of the month period, teach him, take your time in the future!"
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When the January period expired, Li Chenfeng also saw the two generals at the same time, each chatting for several hours, and they both gave their arms out, talking and laughing......
Xing Shen will tilt his head, all of which make this one feel that the other is more favored than himself, so that they can compete secretly, they are afraid that the other party will cooperate to harm themselves, and the suspicion is out, and other things will be easy to do, these two ghosts will be regarded as planted at home, and the soul is still not as insidious and lacking in virtue as Li Chenfeng!
Li Chenfeng's map finally began to be marked again, and gradually the whole picture of the human world was displayed in front of him, and the configuration and structure of the underworld were also clear......
There are more than 1,800 underworld mansions in today's human realm, each of which is larger than the three states of the three heavenly realms, which makes people have to admire the breadth of the underworld, this is only the human realm today, it only governs the souls of dead people within five hundred years, and it is a thousand years to the ancient realm, which is unimaginably large.
After discussion, it was decided to solve the trouble of not enough money in the underworld first, the main book of the underworld did not dare to move, but his staff could touch it, the "Sending Thoughts Palace" of the underworld is not one of the top ten halls, but the official position is very small, there are branch halls in each underworld, which is in charge of the distribution of "money and things" in the world, and the staff has no official and no quality, but it is the henchman of the main book, a bit like the official mansion in the world
Master Qian Gu.
Li Chenfeng didn't believe that these staff would be as pure as Cui Yu, no one knew how much money and things they "sent", and they had passed through their hands, and it was too reasonable to leak out, and if they didn't leak, they had to be believed.
The two generals didn't believe it, Peng Qi had long been indignant, the official position was smaller than his subordinates, why could he live in the big mansion that was "sent" by the world, and he went to Yanyulou to give back to himself in the middle of the year, so he hit it off, the staff was very clean, and he didn't have any bad habits, so he went to visit the house to see what kind of clean official he was!
As a result, the staff happily joined Li Chenfeng's team, and those who had a lot of dark coins were too lazy to count, so they directly put them into the space bracelet, and everyone got benefits, no need to teach, the staff knew the truth that only nine lids were used for ten pots, and now it can be easily dealt with with with six lids, and the one that the main book took before was simply negligible.
With the first cooperation, everyone should be their own soul, not on the surface, it should be, the road guide is equivalent to the household registration of the world, what you need to go to the underworld is to pass the road guide, it is really not difficult to get it, there are blank ones, go to the underworld mansion, and fill in the cause of death casually.
From Peng Qi and another underworld general Wan Jie, I learned that they were all monks in the world, and their cultivation was in the early stage of the Yuan Infant Realm, and the judgment of the five halls was acceptable, so they were left in the underworld to listen to it, and when they nodded in agreement, a wisp of black light in the hall entered and became what it is today, terrifying and ugly, and when I inquired, it turned out to be the means of control of the underworld over the souls of people above the underworld, and the ugliness and scary people are to make them feel alienated from ordinary souls, and it is also a deterrent to ordinary souls.
When the two of them are hit by the black mang, they can use the necromantic power on their own, and a set of exercises are printed in the sea of divine consciousness at the same time, called "Netherworld Tiangang Gong", and the darkness of the underworld is full of necromantic power, which is similar to the human world.
Li Chenfeng begged, the two generals hesitated, but when they asked separately, they happily agreed, so they and Xing Shen will hide in the sea of the underworld to practice, "Netherworld Tiangang Gong" is obviously much higher than the self-created exercises, but with a foundation, it is not difficult to practice, Li Chenfeng's palm is several times more powerful than before, and he can beat all five bracelets without spiritual power beads at a time, but unfortunately it still can't solve the problem of storing dead spiritual power.
However, General Xing has no such restriction, and his combat power will soon be similar to that of the two underworld generals, but the blessings of the underworld cannot be obtained, only the souls of people above the underworld will be blessed in the underworld, and the two of them will still fall into the disadvantage without this identity, but this is also a helpless thing.
When he was cultivating, suddenly an electric light tore through the darkness, falling from the sky, and the human world was trembling for it, the two looked at each other, hurriedly returned to the small courtyard of the underworld, and sent the soul sword to find the two underworld generals to inquire about the news, but there was no sound, a few days later, the underworld general sent the soul sword to invite, Li Chenfeng and Xing Shen came to Peng Qi's mansion in disguise.
Wan Jie was also there, both of them were worried, and when they saw Li Chenfeng, they hurriedly gave up their seats.
"What's going on? But what did it do with that lightning a few days ago?"
Peng Qi nodded and said: "A giant sword shot from outside the underworld and killed a noble person from the underworld, it happened that in the jurisdiction of me and Wanjie, the two of us naturally have the responsibility to investigate the murderer, but we have no clue, so please come and ask the son!"
Li Chenfeng frowned and said, "Did this kind of thing happen before?"
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