Chapter 7: The Belly Pocket and the Assassin
Li Chi's heart in the arms of this son Li Laiheng, can be said to be Li Guo's copy of the thief leader, their father and son are both a mold out of the live bandits, born is not afraid of the sky and the earth is not afraid of the living bandit character, it is said that when he caught Zhou, he put his recent four books and five classics at all, and he thought that the four treasures of the study room were in the way and would be thrown away, until he touched the hilt of the sword on his thief's waist, he happily pulled out half an inch long, which frightened his second grandfather.
In addition, this kid will be born to take his sister, and the female soldiers around his second grandmother, Mrs. Gao, will coax around him, today to touch hands, tomorrow to kiss the mouth, in the next day dare to eat grandma...... Anyway, there is no idle day, just like this, eating a hundred family meals and wearing a hundred family clothes, until he was about three years old, this kid's gangsterism began to emerge.
Once again, his second grandfather personally interrogated a fine work of the official army, after the eighteen martial arts of the tiger chair pepper water, this fine work was stunned and did not speak, who would have thought that at this time a live bandit who was still wearing open crotch pants suddenly broke in, and without saying a word, he stepped forward with a small knife and spun down the small insects of the fine work, this time not only made a small move, but even the men, women and children in the army, since then this baby has been regarded as an ancestral offering.
Let's just put it this way, except for the prince of heaven and earth, this pair of live bandits has no one to fear, and killing people and setting fires are even more common, once the village is broken "a tiger" 's subordinates even robbed their own spoils, so Li Guo was put in the first place most hated by the whole army to say that he really couldn't complain about these more than 200 beggar soldiers, other people's soldiers robbed the brothers and returned to themselves, and his soldiers robbed things and then robbed them by their father and son, it was his arrogant character that led to Li Guo being assassinated by the officials and soldiers repeatedly, and almost no one helped.
In addition, the father and son also have a common hobby of similar smells, that is, collecting women's belly pockets. In this way, Li Chixin finally understood, why this team would use the bright red mandarin duck water belly pocket as the battle flag; in fact, he still thought a little wrong, the cloth at that time was rough and difficult to be a flag, so in ancient history, there will be people who unveil the pole as a flag, this unveiling the pole as a flag is actually holding a long wooden pole that can be used day long, as for the light pole on it, there is no other decoration.
To say that "a tiger" can find a belly pocket as a battle flag, it is really not his whim, just because this belly pocket must be close to the body, so its fabric, even in the homes of the poor people, is to try to collect silk and satin to sew, and the workmanship is delicate and the materials are very sufficient;
After nearly a day of tossing, Li Chixin now has a more comprehensive understanding of the body occupied by himself, and he almost understands nine times out of ten. Speaking of the previous methods in which he was able to deal with the assassins calmly, and whether it was from the collection of various information, judgment, and the proficiency of his own skills, most of the credit should be attributed to this "one tiger"; this Li Guo not only worshipped a martial arts master as a teacher with his two fathers when he was young, but also lagged behind in the family road, he and Li Zicheng still insisted on smelling the chicken and dancing, and the kung fu of the second and fifth watches has been practiced hard.
Now in the strong body of "a tiger", he suddenly added such a supercomputing brain of himself, after a day of running-in period, Li Chixin felt a bit like a finger, and at the same time, he felt that in his two-in-one brain, such a combination was clearly like having a sophisticated super analysis perspective machine.
"A Tiger"'s superb martial arts and experience are combined with his own knowledge and own skills, he now has the multiple functions of a good X-ray scanner of the human brain data recorder, which is like the electro-optical search and sighting system EOTS of the J-20, which can not only combine his own body, the every move of these minions under his hands, the breeze blowing over the hill not far away, and the ants under his feet to build nests...... Everything is clearly and completely reflected in front of your eyes.
Especially for discovering those large targets that threaten him in advance, it is not a matter at all, if it weren't for his own flag officer and personal general who didn't shoot the assassin in ambush, he would have already seen the clues of the other party hiding in the canopy.
With this ability, he was less surprised by the sudden assassination he encountered when he first arrived, and his near-perfect counter-kill. Using the EOTS system analysis of his current brain, the secret battle between the other party and himself is no longer so shocking.
Originally, he still wondered, just by virtue of his own small real estate developer from the later generations of 400 degrees of myopia aggravated fatty liver, how could he find the killer with unique skills at a glance, and instantly analyzed the route, moves, and flaws of the killer's moves, and his own counterattack was even more wonderful. He really regrets it now, if he had the ability of one percent of his current one, how could he be beaten by the salary seeker and his father and son would not dare to recognize each other?
He decided to thank the supercomputer that existed in his brain again, if it hadn't calculated the direction, angle, strength, and acceleration of the opponent's attack in an instant at dusk, with the skin that was completely hollowed out by the wine-colored wealth in his previous life, he would not have escaped the assassin's lightning blow, not to mention that he also achieved a counter-kill with a skillful breakthrough, even if he often crisscrossed the battlefield of eating chicken, but without 98K and the concubine of the pan, it still couldn't do it.
You must know that it is a killer assassin! It is definitely an existence that cannot be matched by a salaried person; the mere flash of the name of the assassin killer makes him climax and his blood is full of blood; I remember that I have seen this kind of scene that is difficult to look at directly from martial arts novels in my previous life, not to mention those scenes where Bartlet is carried out beyond visual range, just to say that the assassination of this cold weapon is more likely to make people shudder.
According to the analysis of the two martial arts masters, Jin and Liang, if you want to become a successful assassin, you must not only have a strong heart, but also have the supercomputing ability comparable to that of a master of quick calculation, and also have the hands-on ability comparable to that of Master Fang Fang, none of the above three is enough to become a killer assassin. Compared with the determination and judgment that must be possessed, those skills such as agility and fearlessness are not a problem.
Although he himself has seen only one assassin in reality, he has no sense of nervousness and disobedience, at that moment he even rationally analyzed the genre of the killer from this assassin technique, which made Li Chixin feel more satisfied, his knowledge is already much better than that of Li An, Lao Mouzi, these martial arts masters, and he almost has a perfect-level nirvana, "cough, cough, cough, cough!", so proud.