3. Shi Yuan is drunk
Wu Qingluan saw that Li Shiyuan's wine glass suddenly fell to the ground and shattered, and asked in surprise: "Shiyuan, are you drunk, why can't you even hold a cup?" Li Shiyuan "hmm", and suddenly pounced on the wine table, the cups and dishes on the table were crushed and clattered, all of them were overturned, and the wine and food inside were splashed out, making his head full of soup and water, Wu Qingluan frowned, and hurriedly stood up to help him, shouting: "Shiyuan, Shiyuan!" I saw Li Shiyuan's eyes closed, his face flushed, and his tongue was big: "I... I'm not drunk, I can still drink... Drink three... Three hundred cups, one drink... Drink 300 cups, life must be full of pride... Have fun, don't make... Make the gold bottle empty to... To the month, come... Come, world... Brother Shihao, let's re... it again, haha. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Wu Qingluan just helped him to sit upright, he "pounced" and pounced, his whole face buried in the basin containing the fish, embarrassed. Wu Shihao laughed and said, "Brother Shiyuan, why is he so poor today, it seems that this wine can't be drunk." Wu Qingluan paused and said, "Hey, why are you drunk like this!" and said to Wang Shihao: "I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I made you laugh." I wanted to entertain you well, but I disappointed him. Both hands tried to help Li Shiyuan up, but he had no choice but to hold his stomach and his heart was not enough, and after several efforts, Li Shiyuan's whole body was still motionless on the table. Wang Shihao said: "This wine is almost drunk, let's help Shiyuan to the bed to rest first, and I'll come back another day to disturb it." As he spoke, he stood up and said to Wu Qingluan, "Let me come." Stretched out his right hand to wrap his arms around Li Shiyuan's waist, and with a slight force, he easily picked him up, and walked to the bedroom, followed by Wu Qingluan. Wang Shihao put Li Shiyuan on the bed and lay down on his back, and said, "Qingluan Shuzi, you can help Shiyuan clean up the soup on his body, I will say goodbye and come back to visit another day." Wu Qingluan apologized one by one, sent Wang Shihao to the door, watched Wang Shihao get on the bamboo raft, rowed far, and then returned to the bedroom. I saw that Li Shiyuan was full of alcohol, he didn't wake up, and he was still muttering that he wanted to drink, Wu Qingluan brought a basin of water, wiped the wine and soup on his body with a towel, and then covered him with a quilt, and after a while, Li Shiyuan fell asleep and snored.
Li Shiyuan slept until three o'clock the next day, and when he woke up, he heard Wu Qingluan talking with Wang Shihao in the room, and remembered yesterday's state, ashamed and ashamed. turned over and got up, walked to the outhouse, waved Wang Shihao, and said: "Brother Shihao, I was really ashamed to lose my temper yesterday, please bear with me." Wang Shihao laughed and said: "People who drink, drunkenness is normal, what kind of relationship do you and I have, and how can I worry about this little thing." Wu Qingluan said: "Brother Wang hung on your body and came to see you early in the morning." Li Shiyuan thanked him again. Wang Shihao said: "Brother Shiyuan, you didn't drink much wine yesterday, you won't get drunk like this with your amount of alcohol, is there something on your mind?" After speaking, his eyes stared at Li Shiyuan like a sharp sword. Li Shiyuan avoided his gaze and said with a smile: "Brother Shihao doesn't know anything. There are three drunken and three not drunk when drinking. Wang Shihao said: "I have known you for more than ten years, and I don't remember how many times I have drunk, why have I never heard you say it before." Li Shiyuan said: "That's why I told you today." Wang Shihao said: "Then Wang is willing to hear the details." Li Shiyuan said: "I drink three times. Brother Shihao, think about it, an old friend who has known each other for more than 10 years suddenly comes from thousands of miles away, which makes people overjoyed, how can there be any reason not to get drunk? This is the drunkenness of a good friend, and it is the first drunkenness. If you can drink and talk together and talk about wine, how can you not get drunk? This is the drunkenness of your confidant, and it is the second drunk. Since there is good food and wine, why not have fun in time, and how can there be reason not to get drunk? This is the drunkenness of the same pleasure, and it is the third drunk. Wang Shihao sneered: "It's a good word, what about the three who aren't drunk?" Li Shiyuan said: "If these three are not drunk, it's much easier." It is to drink at the same table with people who are disgusting and never get drunk, to drink at the same table with enemies and old enemies, and to drink at the same table with people you don't know, and never to get drunk. Wang Shihao asked coldly: "May I ask what kind of drunk Brother Shiyuan belonged to yesterday?" Li Shiyuan smiled: "There are all three, Brother Shihao is not only a confidant and good friend, but also has delicious food and wine, besides, you have just returned from afar, you and I have not seen each other for a long time, so I am in a good mood, and I am drunk faster than usual." Please forgive me, Brother Shihao, and wait for me to rest for a few days, and I will definitely ask you to have a drink to make up for yesterday's mistakes. Wang Shihao said: "I see. Okay, then I'll wait for news from Brother Shi Yuan. After speaking, he approached, stretched out his hand and slowly patted Li Shiyuan's right shoulder twice, his two palms in the layman's opinion, as if ordinary people expressed friendship between each other, but they didn't know that this was a superior internal skill, called "Mianli Palm", he secretly made five successful efforts on the palm, even if the wood and stone were smashed by these two palms. Li Shiyuan suddenly felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and sat on the ground with a "ahh Wang Shihao's palm power had just reached Yicheng, and seeing that Li Shiyuan had no power to resist, he was surprised for a while, but fortunately, he had mastered his kung fu, hurriedly withdrew the power of his palm, and quickly stretched out his hand to pull Li Shiyuan up from the ground, and said: "I didn't expect that Brother Shiyuan had just woken up from a hangover, and his body was weak, so I wanted to show comfort, but I was rude, offended, offended." He slapped and pulled, his movements were extremely fast, but Wu Qingluan on the side couldn't see it at all, and said with a smile: "He hasn't drunk too much, and he is still soft, and he can't even stand steadily." Li Shiyuan rubbed his right shoulder with his left hand while humming and chirping: "Brother Shihao is a person who practices martial arts, and I am afraid that he will treat me as an enemy." Wang Shihao's face turned red and said, "It's a joke, it's a joke." I'll take my leave and wait for Brother Shiyuan's banquet. As he spoke, he hugged his fists to the two couples, turned around and hurried away. Wu Qingluan looked at his back and said to Li Shiyuan: "I found that the two of you have become strange when you meet this time, what is going on?" Li Shiyuan smiled: "Qingluan, you are suspicious." Get a good rest and pay attention to the baby in your womb. Wu Qingluan nodded. Li Shiyuan looked around and asked, "Where did Xiangru go?" Wu Qingluan said: "I came home yesterday and saw you drunk and groggy and didn't wake up all night. So I went out early this morning, saying that I wanted to catch a few white fish in Dianchi Lake to make you sobering soup, and I couldn't stop it. Li Shiyuan said: "No wonder it's so quiet, although this kid is skinny, he is also quite filial." He added, "I feel very tired, and I want to lie down in my room for a while." ā
Walked into the bedroom, lay on his back on the bed, rubbing his shoulders with a dull ache. I thought: "This surnamed Wang seems to have doubted my identity, yesterday I couldn't hold my breath for a while, showing my horse's feet, in a shock, I actually broke the wine glass, which made him even more suspicious, and then used internal force to force blood to his face, pretending to drink too much, but he was still suspicious, and came to check early this day, although I made up a lot of words about drunkenness, which is a bit far-fetched." Before leaving, he tried to test whether I could martial arts, I didn't dare to fight with my luck, so I desperately endured the pain and beat him, and finally barely got through. This king is very shrewd, and he will not give up so easily. Alas, I didn't expect that I had been incognito for more than ten years, and I just wanted to live the life of an ordinary person, but the dog emperor of the Qing Dynasty and this gang of lackeys wanted to kill them all and refused to let me go. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh, and thought again: "By chance, I practiced martial arts, and gathered the old ministers in Guangxi, wanting to restore the country again, but Guilin fought a battle, was defeated, and his subordinates were killed and wounded, and finally escaped, and the other ministers have long been separated." Frustrated, he just wanted to change his name and surname to be an ordinary person, but in the end, the paper couldn't contain the fire, and he was still discovered. ā
The more I thought about it, the more annoyed I became, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, I opened my eyes and saw two flies buzzing around overhead, and in a fit of anger, the two fingers of my left hand moved slightly, and I saw two faint flashes of light, and the two flies were nailed to the beams of the roof by extremely fine silver needles, and they did not die immediately, and their wings were still fluttering and fanning.