Chapter 479: Safflower Oil Rubbing Steel Cannon
"Young sister, what are you doing, I'm your brother, don't look at people like this, you'll be shy. ”
Hmmm-
Qiao Ling'er noticed Nezha's unkind eyes very keenly, and suddenly trembled with fright, jumped up and ran away, with a very cheap mouth.
"Look, you're tired of being crooked, my mother won't beat you!"
Phew-
It's really unbearable for a little reincarnation to dare to talk to himself. Nezha's silver teeth clenched, and a dodge appeared in front of Qiao Ling'er, raising his fist and hitting.
Suddenly there was a terrible beating and wailing...
"If your family is playing, don't go to your heart, they are all relatives, hehe...... That father-in-law Li, can you make the flame a little bigger, the power of your karmic fire seems to be a little small, not hot enough. ”
Tang Sen's cheap coercion was roasted by Li Jing into the Linglong Pagoda, this pagoda was refined by the Buddha, and the core of its power was the red dust karmic fire turned into the power of faith, but it was not lethal to him.
Long before, he had studied the power of faith thoroughly, and then mastered the three flavors of true fire, this little karmic fire, for him is just a child's play, and now he is leisurely watching his daughter-in-law beat up the reincarnation of this exquisite pagoda, not to mention how leisurely.
"Hmph, little bald head, I Li Jing still don't believe that I can't cure you!"
As soon as Li Jing saw Tang Sen like this, he was suddenly extremely angry, and he used all his strength, vigorously promoted the immortal power, stimulated the power of the Linglong Pagoda, and wanted to kill Tang Sen.
On the other side, where could Qiao Ling'er withstand Nezha's fist, and within a few clicks, she was beaten into a pig's head and lay dying on the fairy island, and the safflower oil in her hand was almost unstable.
"This sister is really heavy, I'm afraid my brother will have a hard time~" He was still muttering there.
"What did you say?"
However, Nezha's hearing was extremely keen, and Huo Di looked back at Qiao Ling'er with bad intentions, and his fists were rubbed crackling.
"No, I didn't say anything, ouch my face, it seems that I can only treat myself again. ”
Qiao Ling'er pretended that nothing had happened, looked at the wind oil essence and safflower oil in her hand, and finally handed the more lethal safflower oil to the Jade Emperor, and said at the same time:
"Brother Jade Emperor, give this bottle to you, you are more seriously injured, and the effect of this safflower oil is stronger, so I will take a small cool oil and make do with it." ”
In fact, where is it because of the severity and lightness of the injury, there is no such thing at all, but safflower oil has a super irritation, just like Chaotian pepper, spicy death does not pay for life.
He Qiao Ling'er was burned by safflower oil that day, and now it is an opportunity to trap others, and he can't let it go.
I can't eat it alone, your Jade Emperor has become like this, safflower oil is the most suitable for healing!
Qiao Linger thought so.
"Does this thing really work that well?"
The Jade Emperor was skeptical, he didn't believe Tang Sen, but this guy was the reincarnation of Rulai, and it was impossible to lie to him.
In his Jade Emperor's cognition, even if a person is reincarnated no matter how he is reincarnated, the essential thing will not change, just like the previous Tang Seng, who was reincarnated nine times, and each time he was a good person and a monk. As for the fact that there may be something in this life, it will not be counted in it for the time being.
"Of course I won't lie to you, who am I, I am the reincarnation of Rulai, how can I lie to you?"
Qiao Ling'er's mouth was crooked, as sincere as a child.
When he was finished, he said: "It may be a little uncomfortable at first, but it will be cool at once, you see me." ”
Opening the lid of the cooling oil, Qiao Linger demonstrated, picked off a large piece of cooling oil, and smeared it on the swollen face.
In an instant, a cool feeling penetrated his nerve center, making him snort as if he was enjoying it, "Wow, that's the feeling, it's much more comfortable, I'm about to go to heaven." ”
"You were already in heaven. ”
The Jade Emperor was suspicious, but the pain and heartache in the backyard made him have to give it a try, swallowed a handful of gold sore medicine, and the bleeding stopped, but the missing pork belly has not been made up, and there is a big hole~
Besides, it's not a matter if it's bigger than a fist, and it has to be shrunk back.
So, he reluctantly opened the cap of the safflower oil bottle, smelled it, and there was a rushing smell, uncomfortable.
"Why does it smell different from yours?"
The Jade Emperor frowned, still uneasy, and said to Qiao Ling'er.
"You're stupid, your special safflower oil is more potent, and I'm a cooling oil, can you compare the two together?"
"Speechless, what about the Jade Emperor, like a fool, fuck off, the handsome Ling'er has no patience to beep with you. ”
Hmmm-
Qiao Ling'er was so angry that she wanted to kick the Jade Emperor, so she ran away in disgust, smearing cool oil on the side, and after a while, most of the redness and swelling on her face disappeared, and she really returned to her handsome appearance.
"Jade Emperor, don't be so careful, I'm a Heavenly Emperor, how can I make a fuss about these little tricks, it won't hurt you. ”
Tang Sen was roasted to a crispy body, and he was forced to be angry.
"Damn, you're not dead yet, see if I don't burn your big bald head. When Li Jing saw that Tang Sen was still alive, he was immediately furious, and continued to push the mana, he would not stop if he did not kill Tang Sen today.
"Father-in-law is really naughty, Jade Emperor, you are getting better, the poor monk has helped you so much, you hurry up and get this Li Jing's father-in-law away, the poor monk can't stand him. ”
Tang Sen shouted, for fear that everyone in Heavenly Court would not hear him, and he was determined to be Li Jing's son-in-law.
"Okay, I'll believe you once, if the effect is good, Li Jing, you will release this monk immediately. ”
The Jade Emperor spoke, his mouth was full of beautiful words, he poured safflower oil into the palm of his hand, a lot, there was no way, the wound was too big, there was too much blood loss, and the steel cannon in front of him seemed to be injured, and a bullet was blown off in half, and the injury was very serious, so he had to pour a little more.
It wasn't until he was satisfied that the Jade Emperor carefully stretched the safflower oil in his hand to the door, and with a ruthless heart, he covered his most vulnerable vital part with a snap.
"Oh my damn! It hurts me to death, what the hell is this~Ah! It's so spicy~ Huhuhu!"
In an instant, the Jade Emperor's face changed greatly, as if he had been burned by fire, dense fine sweat poured out of his forehead, and he was soaked in an instant.
The mother is too spicy, he thinks this is a whole bottle of chili water, and Tang Sen and this pit forced Qiao Ling'er to harm him.
"Wang Ba Lizi, you two are hurting me, and Lao Tzu is not finished with you. ”
The Jade Emperor was so hot that he seemed to be sitting in the crater, and the entire Luomen and the steel cannon in front of him were hot, with a violent spicy feeling.
"I didn't lie to you, the Jade Emperor pays attention to your words, and the poor monks will settle accounts with you. Tang Sen smiled evilly.
"Brother, this guy is so ungrateful, wait for him to compensate for the mental loss. Qiao Linger picked her nose and waited for the next step.
(End of chapter)