In the backyard of Su Su Building, there are servants who clean and pour tea and water. There are not many men, there are four old men, hairy rabbits, smiling tigers, fat suns, and shaking their heads.

The hairy rabbit is surnamed Mao, has big ears, and the person smiles slightly and leaks out two front teeth. He was so good that he was able to chase a hare alive and die of exhaustion. Now they are sixty years old. is still very vigorous, and the girls in Su Sulou will shout numbly when they see him: "Brother Mao, please go and send a message to a certain son." ”

Xu Biao, the smiling tiger, is the cook on the twelfth floor, and the girls praise him for the deliciousness of his cooking. At this time, the smiling tiger said happily: "The best thing in the world is human flesh." Especially you girls with fine skin and tender meat. Just looking at me and drooling. ”

Sun Fatzi is a short and fat man, and he is also a cook, he is good at making pasta and carving tofu. He was originally an amorous lord, and when he saw which girl was beautiful, he would make one with tofu. The guests who eat his carved tofu will surely call the beautiful girl.

Master Shake Head Drum is a musician, no matter he walks, eats, or goes to the toilet, his head always likes to shake around. Hence the nickname. He could play the five-string lute, and the girls upstairs who could play instruments were his students. If a girl called him teacher, he would shake his head and say, "Call brother." ”

The housekeeper in charge of logistics is a tall and sturdy woman, and the old men affectionately call her, Sister Shy Flower. Her real name is Liu Xiaohua.

Soda lives in a separate room in the backyard, and Liu Xiaohua says to the people in the courtyard: "He is new here, my nephew." ”

Liu Xiaohua asked Soda to go upstairs to do chores. In fact, every day Soda entered the Treasure Pavilion, opened a secret room that collected martial arts classics, and began to practice martial arts.

There are also two male and female figures in the secret room, on which are sketched acupuncture points of the human body. Soda diligently kept in mind, especially Guiyuan Decision, he had broken through the fivefold. There are also cheats for light work, and the more the better, it can't compare to the clouds and fog of the River Styx. I also wish I could fly like a swallow.

Soda also practiced a kind of light skill that followed him like a shadow, like the other party's shadow fluctuating, entangled left and right, and suddenly taking advantage of the other party's unpreparedness, he used another trick to return to the Yuan and hold the opponent's acupuncture points.

Out of the pavilion and down the stairs, Soda saw Diao Chuchu, who was actually riding on a son. The boy was willing to be a horse himself, and Diao Chuchu whipped him with a whip while shouting: "Wu Gongzi, hurry up." Soda saw that Wu Wenjie actually wore heavy makeup, like a big girl with powder. Diao Chuchu saw Soda and said with a smile: "Soda, I don't know if you come to play with me." ”

Soda laughed: "It's been too busy lately, you guys continue." ”

Liu Xiaohua suddenly appeared like a ghost, and she said to Soda: "The landlord asked you to meet him." ”

Su Su's body is still very weak, and the lunch of abalone, shark fin, and bird's nest is still on the table. Didn't move a single chopstick.

Soda politely said, "Sister Su Su, what do you have to tell me?"

Su Su said, "You've been here for three months, haven't you?"

Soda said, "Yes." ”

"Sit down and eat. ”

Soda is welcome, and actually gobbled it up.

Su Su smiled: "You don't look like a handsome boy at all." ”

Soda said, "I've been selling pork for more than a decade. This virtue cannot be elegant. ”

Su Su smiled deliciously: "Your virtue is the same as that of a pig." ”

Soda said: "Wrong, I am the virtue of a stupid pig, if it is a maverick pig, you don't know how powerful, I once ran after a skinny pig for a day." ”

Su Su was even more happy: "You stupid pig doesn't know how to practice martial arts?"

Soda said, "It's okay." ”

Su Su said: "After eating, then you go to the outer building." ”

The Su Su Building and the Outer Building are connected by a sky corridor. It was the only way to the outer building. There is also a courtyard outside the building, but the courtyard has no doorway and only a two-zhang high wall.

When Soda arrived at the pavilion outside the building, he saw the hairy rabbit Mao Gongwang, and Mao Gongwang said: "Listen to Sister Xihua, you are in love with the girl on the twelfth floor." ”

Soda nodded.

Mao Gongwang said: "Then you are going to break through?"

Soda said, "You mean to joust?"

Mao Gongwang said: "You are cowardly, there is no way, there are a total of twelve floors in this outer building, and there will be people guarding each floor, and I am the first." No mercy at your feet. And you are not allowed to use swords and murder weapons, this is the rule, so as not to see blood, bad luck. ”

There is always a pair of long legs on the rivers and lakes that are good at kicking people. Soda thought he was hiding fast, but he didn't want to be kicked anyway, and more than once. The shadowless feet are too fast, and the soda hands always can't touch the acupuncture points.

Soda was kicked several times, knelt on the ground, and said, "Old Man Mao, your feet are really ruthless." ”

Mao Gongwang said: "I should kick you hard, the man has forty-one flowers, I have just reached the age of blooming flowers, but you call me old man." ”

Mao Gongwang kicked again, Soda actually hit this kick, he hugged Mao Gongwang's leg, and pointed his fingers at Mao Rabbit's Zusanli acupoint.

Mao Gongwang found that his vitality was rapidly draining, Mao Gongwang kicked Soda again, but Soda refused to let go. As a result, Mao Gongwang, a vibrant flower, turned into a dead rabbit and lay weakly on the floor.

Mao Gongwang gasped and said, "What kind of kung fu are you, my fifty years of skill have been sucked away by you." ”

Soda looked apologetic and said politely: "This is a return to the yuan, I am a beginner." If it's too heavy, don't mind Brother Mao. ”

Su went to the eleventh floor, only to find a woman sleeping in an empty room. The woman was only wearing a transparent gauze dress, and her uneven appearance made people see clearly.

The woman was still asleep, Soda blushed a little, turned around and walked away. Who knew that the woman was like a ghost, and a sword actually stabbed out of her back.

Soda heard a sword coming out of its sheath, dodged, and turned around to use the white jade knife. Hearing the sound of the "bell", the sword in the woman's hand broke in two.

The woman actually sat down on the bed and said in disgust, "Didn't the hairy rabbit tell you not to use a knife?"

Soda said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." ”

The woman then asked, "What's your name?"

Soda said, "My name is Soda, and as for her name, I don't want to tell you. ”

The woman said, "Then you know who I am?"

Soda said, "Don't want to know, I'm going downstairs." ”

But he didn't want the woman to lose the broken sword and replace it with a short sword. Refuse to let go of soda.

Soda easily grabbed the woman's wrist holding the sword and said, "You lost, I'm going downstairs." ”

The woman simply threw herself into Soda's arms and said, "I want you to lie down on the bed." As the woman spoke, a silver needle shot out of her mouth.

The hidden weapon is difficult to prevent, Soda threw the woman in his arms out, and he felt numb all over, and the whole person lay on the floor.

Soda was conscious, he looked at the woman, and the woman looked at him, and said with a smile, "You know who I am, right?"

Soda nodded, he knew that this was the little girl, the woman tore off the human skin mask on her face, and it was really Diao Chuchu.

Later, a tall and strong female man took Soda in her arms and sent Soda back to her room in the backyard. Soda expressed gratitude: "Thank you, butler. When the woman left, she solemnly told Soda: "Remember, my name is Liu Xiaohua." ”

Liu Xiaohua carried the soda into the room and stayed for a long time. The people in the backyard are there to see this.

So when Master Luo saw Soda again, he always said to him with a mysterious expression: "Little Flower Girl is amazing, she likes you like little fresh meat." ”

The hairy rabbit walked over slowly, and also said: "Flowers can't compare to flower bones." ”

The smiling tiger said: "His meat is not good, his feet still stink, and the little flower girl has a heavy taste." ”

Soda walked around the yard, except for these old men, the women in the yard, whether they were little girls or old women, looked at him into two eyes, the first one was like a wolf seeing a lamb. The second look is like an old ewe seeing a wolf.

Soda wakes up late, and a little girl comes to clean the room at this time of day. This little girl looks cute, only fourteen or fifteen years old, her eyes are watery, and when she sees soda, she always says politely: "Childe, get up." "Coincidentally, this little girl is also called Xiaohua, and her name is Zhao Xiaohua.

After another three months, Soda ate breakfast in the room and went straight to the secret room. Perhaps because of the physical relics, his return to the Yuan has broken through the ninefold.

On the day of breaking through, on the eleventh floor of the outer building, Diao Chuchu was waiting for him, and the room was full of paper figures, exactly the same as Diao Chuchu. Soda entered the boudoir and saw the dazzling Diao Chuchu in this room. Soda smashed a lot of paper figures, but it touched the mechanism. The paper figure hides hidden weapons, darts, arrows, and silver needles like silk.

The hidden weapon is difficult to prevent, and Soda lies numbly on the floor. Diao Chuchu smiled and said to him: "Stupid soda, go back and practice for another three months." ”

Then the fierce Liu Xiaohua picked up the soda and sent it back to the yard. In the strange eyes of people, walk into the room of soda.

The fat man in the yard secretly ran out of the window of the soda room and was dumbfounded. Later, people asked him what he saw.

Sun Fatzi just said mysteriously: "I saw her take off her soda clothes." ”

Later, Sun Fatzi's words became a rich story.

Aunt Liu, who was cleaning, said: "I heard Sun Fatzi say that Liu Xiaohua hugged the little white face surnamed Su, like a forty-year-old strong man playing with an eighteen-year-old girl. Su Xiaobai's face was tossed by Liu Xiaohua every time, and he had to lie in bed for a day and a night. ”

Sister Pang, who was washing clothes, said: "Liu Xiaohua's red cloth pocket and Su Xiaobai's pants are the same smell. ”

People asked Sister Pang, "What does it smell like?"

Sister Pang said: "If you want to know, go and smell Xiaohua's ass." ”

Ali, the lady in charge of entertaining guests, said: "I haven't seen what floor Soda is working on, I think he must have secretly dated Xiaohua while he was working." ”

Zhao Xiaohua, who cleans the room for soda every day, said: "Su Gongzi, it's not what you say, I think he is a good person, he is always polite to me, you must have misunderstood." ”

So Ali said: "He didn't do anything to you, don't be afraid, Liu Xiaohua knows and won't be jealous." ”

Zhao Xiaohua was anxious: "You were just moved by others, I'm still a little girl." ”

Ali said, "That little white face is not interesting to you? Is that little white face not daring, or are you not well developed, and the man sees you, like seeing a little doll." ”

So, every day after that, Soda insisted on going to the secret room to practice under the strange eyes of the people in the courtyard. Soda had sensed the whispers of those people. But in his heart, he just wants to practice kung fu as soon as possible and go to Hua Rong, when a man who is just starting to fall in love with a woman, this man only has this woman in his head.

During this period, Su Su talked to Soda twice, the first time, Su Su was silent at first, just watching Soda gobble up his meal. Soda first asked, "When can I break through?"

Su Su said: "Three months later. ”

Soda said, "Can you do it earlier?"

Su Su said: "Now that you go, don't say that your kung fu is physical strength, and it is also difficult." The remaining eleven people are more difficult to deal with than the other. ”

In the second conversation, Su Su said, "Is there a girl you like in the building?"

Soda said, "Bloom." ”

Su Su said again: "Which man doesn't have three wives and four concubines, except for Sister Rong, if you like this girl upstairs in Su Su, tell me." ”

Soda said, "No." ”

In addition to the backyard, Soda is a secret passage to the secret room. has been here for more than half a year, and he has only seen Diao Chuchu alone among the three Oiran in Su Shulou.

Diao Chuchu is like a fish in water in Su Su Building. She is favored by thousands of sons, some spend money for her, and some are willing to be cattle and horses for her. Some are jealous of her, and men do not hesitate to fight for their lives.

When she saw Soda, she laughed: "Stupid, how is your kung fu practice? Next time, if you lose to me again, I'll let you drink my footwash." ”