Chapter 13: Sasha the White Cat
The so-called second master, also known as the grain platform, is under his control of the money and food in the gang, and he also distributes it, as for Heihuaqiang, it is the owner, only considering the big things, and Jiang Ming is fully responsible for the specific details.
Heihua was strong enough to win Jiang Ming, so he was naturally selfish, so he called all his eighteen daughters over, lined them up, and let Jiang Ming pick them, and only when they were pregnant with cubs could they take the turn of someone else's house. Lao Hei said clearly, the bones and blood of the second master are excellent, and the fat water cannot flow into the fields of outsiders.
This is really embarrassing for Jiang Ming, thinking that he is still a place, he will not be... Let's give the first time to the female cat.
Brother Qiang is definitely interesting, a few hundred meters of underground heating channel, specially found a "single room" corner for Jiang Ming, covering an area of 10 square meters, which is definitely a mansion for cats!
"Brother, you can live here with peace of mind and give me dozens of grandchildren!"
Jiang Ming clicked his lips, feeling that this generation was bad, and he gave birth to a grandson? Then he won't become a son-in-law?
However, there are not so many ethics in the world of cats, Jiang Ming was forced to nest in the corner, and more than a dozen female cats surrounded him, huddled together and licked his hair, and he didn't know what to do.
"Big brother, inside... Otherwise, let's go out for a stroll and set up a little better," Jiang Ming couldn't bear the entanglement of the female cat, and asked Heihuaqiang for his life.
"Don't worry, it's only 9 o'clock, there are still many people on the street, and there are many shops in the community, in fact... It can not be limited to the commissary, there is more food in the restaurant, humans like to eat, and we cats love to eat," Heihuaqiang smiled, and seemed to be a little gloating.
When I was a human before, this male cat and female cat were the same in Jiang Ming's eyes, and they couldn't tell the difference at all, but at this time, they became cats, and they soaked together with so many people of the same kind.
Oh my God! Is he really hopeless? I've become accustomed to the perception of cats, and I've completely turned into a cat? It's terrible! Jiang Ming's heart is dripping blood, and he is secretly sad... Speechless to the sky!
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That night, at half past three o'clock in the morning, a Beijing roast duck branch next to the Jingkelong supermarket, the entrance hall was wide open, more than 400 cats gathered here, and completely ransacked it, at 4 o'clock in the morning, the Brazilian barbecue restaurant next door did not escape the disaster, and the cats licked the oil flowers on the oven stand!
After that, the roller shutter of the supermarket was also opened 30cm, and the ham sausages, hams, Texas grilled chicken, duck necks, chicken wings, and various snacks were seriously lost, and all the food on the shelves was pulled down, and it was full of messes and miserable!
After the cats were fed and drunk, according to their own abilities, each carried a certain amount of loot and returned victoriously, and before 5:30 in the morning, they completed the strategic transfer and successfully escaped back to the nest.
To say that this group of cats is really unqualified, they can't eat one after eating like a person, in the supermarket, it's basically a bite in the east, a scourge in the west, making the original neat and hygienic supermarket the same as a pigsty, especially the cake selling point, the favorite of the female cats, one by one to go in as if taking a mud bath.
More than 400 cats, its handling capacity is also amazing! A large number of snacks blocked the underground heating channel, before, those female cats were proud of what beautiful food packaging bags they had collected, and now they don't look at it, there is Jiang Lang, who is still rare that!
Even the female cats who died of their husbands in the battle of the villa are no longer sad and sad, and with Jiang Lang in the future, there will be hope for life.
The wild cats were carnivaling, and Jiang Ming hid in the deepest corner of the tunnel alone, he was not in the mood to talk nonsense with these cats, and he was thinking about his own affairs sadly.
Before that, he felt that the rest of his life... It's not bad to be a stray wild cat, but now, it seems that I have a sense of responsibility, I don't want to be with these wild cats, but without them, these brothers will return to a life of hunger and cold, humble and miserable.
"Meow!" a little white female cat probed her brain through the gap in the garbage, and looked at Jiang Ming with big watery eyes.
"Husband......"
Jiang Ming's heart suddenly burst out, it was the first time in his life that someone called him that... Although it is cat language.
Just now, the dozen or so cats were sticky with him, what a kiss, baby, dear, but none of them called him husband.
"You are?"
"I... It's your eighteenth wife, Sasha," the little she-cat said innocently.
"Sasha?" Jiang Ming gasped, there were too many cats just now, and he didn't recognize any Sasha, so he didn't pay attention to this group of cats at all.
"Oh, is there something wrong with you?" Jiang Ming asked with a frown.
The little she-cat pursed her lips and said, "I find that you are different from other cats. ”
"What's the difference, what's the difference?" Jiang Ming smiled bitterly.
The little she-cat said, "You are a cat who has seen the world, and you don't care about what you eat." ”
Jiang Ming sighed helplessly and didn't make any answer.
Sasha continued: "At first, I thought that you were a domestic cat from a rich man's house, and it was definitely different from us wild cats, but then I found out that it was not just about having insight, you were ..... There is popularity. ”
"Popularity?" Hearing Sasha say this, Jiang Ming's heart trembled, and he was actually seen by the female cat in this pit that he was popular? Is he still human, and has the hope of becoming a human again?
"Tell me, how can I be popular?" Jiang Ming asked in surprise.
Sasha groaned for a moment and said, "When I say popularity, it's not the smell of your body, but... Your eyes, only humans have eyes like that. ”
"What's wrong with my eyes?" Jiang Ming blinked in confusion.
Sasha said: "Cat's eyes, how can there be pupils covered by the upper eyelids? Most of them are yellow, blue or blue, and you, the pupils are covered by one-third, and the eyes are still white, this kind of eyes, only human beings, you say, are you very popular?"
"Huh?" As soon as he heard this, Jiang Ming's heart suddenly changed, and he turned into a cat, but his eyes seemed to be still human eyes.
"Husband," the little female cat leaned forward, sat down next to Jiang Ming, and murmured: "People say that I was a beast in this life because I created sins in my previous life, and I don't know what sins I created in my previous life, and I want to be a cat in this life, I envy being able to be a man." ”
Jiang Ming looked down at his docile "wife" and wondered in his heart, Heihuaqiang is a black cat, why is his daughter a cat with pure white fur? This does not seem to be in line with Mendel's genetic law.
"Sasha, don't think about it, there's nothing wrong with being a cat, you can sleep when you want, you can eat when you want, no one can control us," Jiang Ming comforted.
"Husband, if we can all be human in the next life, I want to be a human couple with you, okay?" Sasha put her head under Jiang Ming's neck and rubbed it kissing.
Jiang Ming's body trembled, and a wave of excitement poured down his spine like an electric current, this feeling... I used to have it when I accidentally touched a beautiful woman on the subway.,How... Today, I feel this way about Sasha?
Physically, he is not repulsed, but Jiang Ming is extremely resistant in his heart, he would rather be single for the rest of his life than have a relationship with a female cat, in that case, he will be really too depraved, maybe, he will really not be able to become a human again.
"Husband?"
"Okay, if there is an afterlife and we all become humans, don't break your promise and don't marry me when the time comes," Jiang Ming smiled bitterly.
"How is it possible?" Sasha raised her face and looked at Jiang Ming seriously, and said, "Whether in this life or in the next life, I will only recognize you as my husband, and I will not give others a chance." ”
Sasha said, her body prostrate down, although it was the first time she came into contact with a cat of the opposite sex, but Jiang Ming also saw at a glance what it meant?
"Uh... Sasha, let's talk, don't do this," Jiang Ming was a little embarrassed, after all, he was not an animal in his bones, and he wanted that without saying a word.
"You don't like me?" Sasha turned her head and looked at Jiang Ming sadly.
"No, no, no, it doesn't matter if you like it or not, you also said it, I'm popular, Sasha, let's get better after a while, I've been very upset lately,......" Jiang Ming muttered a little worriedly.
Sasha turned back, snuggled up to Jiang Ming's side, and said in a low voice: "I also know that you have just been rescued, your master is a pervert, and he always bullies you, husband, I also think you are stressed, so... Want to soothe you and relax you......"
"Uh......" Jiang Ming was speechless, not knowing what to say.
The opposite sex is not like this in his eyes, they are all tsundere, rolling their eyes, and rejecting people thousands of miles away! Now Sasha is so gentle and considerate to him, although it is only a cat...... It also made it difficult for him to adapt.
Seeing Jiang Ming's embarrassed look, Sasha added, "Don't worry, I haven't let other cats touch it, this is my first time." ”
It can't wait to get into trouble with Jiang Ming, Jiang Ming is full of thoughts, and looks at Sasha paradoxically, if Sasha is a girl, how good it would be, take her back to her hometown, meet her parents, and then start a happy life.
Just when he was in his short fantasy, suddenly, but saw that in the pit of the heating pipe, wisps of black gas rose from the ground, attached to the cement wall, and the twisted appearance was like the dirt graffiti on the wall of Mr. Lin's house in Nanshan Villa!