Chapter 391: Everyone is a monk, so there's something to discuss!
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The formation is getting stronger and stronger, and that kind of suppressive power sweeps the heavens and the earth, this is an indiscriminate attack, even if the big guy of Lingshan is outside the formation, he also feels a huge and incomparable pressure, and some weak holy monks can no longer resist it, and they withdraw from the battle circle, and can only wait and see from afar.
However, what made all the bald bosses very angry was that in the middle of the formation, where the suppression was the strongest, Tang Sen's shiny bald head still popped up from time to time, greeting everyone with a cheap smile:
"Come on, brothers, you guys are the best!"
"It's so weak, my third master has been with a lot of beauties recently, and his back hurts, can you add some oil and press my old waist." ”
"Did I become bald and stronger?"
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Tang Sen didn't have good words when he came up, and greeted the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and Xiao King Kong, which was very relaxed, holding a pot of wine in his hand, as if the words "Erguotou" were written, and he was angry when he looked at it.
The faint aroma of wine lingers on the Lingshan Dojo, it is too fragrant, many people who like to drink before becoming a Buddha are attracted, the dragon descending Arhat in the eighteen Arhats, the leper flowed all over the ground, wiped his mouth hard, and was uncomfortable, where to catch and grab, I can't wait to go up and do eighteen bowls with Tang Sen.
"Big brother, you take it easy, we have a criminal record, low-key, low-key. ”
The Fuhu Arhat on the side said to the Dragon Arhat.
"Oh, little brother, don't say it, big brother, I can't help it, I blame that Tang Seng, it's not good to take anything, I have to take a pot of wine out, I can't control myself!"
The dragon descending Arhat's hands and shi, the Buddha's body is full of light, and the Buddha's power is running, which is extremely strong, and it is the strongest among the eighteen Arhats.
Leader!
However, now he smacked his lips again and again, his eyes were wandering, and he was staring at the second pot head in Tang Sen's hand, and his body was a little unstable.
"Big brother, you have to control yourself, you are the leader of our eighteen Arhats, if you make a mess, the position in charge of our eighteen Arhats will fall. Fuhu Arhat spoke anxiously.
The so-called formation is the cornerstone, just like the foundation of the house, as soon as the formation is broken, it is the time when the great array collapses.
"Oh, brother, don't talk about it, brother is trying to control himself, be quiet!"
The Dragon Descending Arhat was extremely impatient, smacking his lips from time to time, and endured very painfully.
There is a case!
Swish!
Tang Sen came out of the middle of the formation again, and found the strangeness of the dragon descending side, and he had an idea, and said quickly: "Hmm~ Good fragrant wine, sweet and mellow, full of strength, no throat burning, no head, one word, cool!"
After speaking, he tilted his neck, poured a large sip of wine, and then swung forward and sprinkled a puddle on the ground.
The aroma is stronger.
"Made, waste of food, waste, luxury, shame, hopelessness. ”
In an instant, countless low scoldings sounded among the monks and Buddhas of Lingshan.
"I'll throw you a Tang Sanye, don't drink it and give it to me. Made, what a waste. ”
The eyes of the dragon descending King Kong were about to pop out, his nose moved quickly, he took a deep breath, and he couldn't wait to inhale all the aroma of wine around him into his lungs.
It's time!
"Hehe, that big bald head, what is your name, the poor monk will be fated with you at a glance, it is better to reward you with a bottle of two pots. ”
Tang Sen opened his mouth and threw the second pot head in his hand at the Dragon Descending Arhat.
"I'm, I'm, don't take the dragon Arhat, you will break the formation as soon as you take it, this mud horse has just begun!"
There is King Kong shouting, the dragon is a well-known drunkard, not only the entire Lingshan, in the Tang Dynasty in the world, he is also a well-known wine and meat monk, his name is: Jigong.
"Oh, you're all making a fuss, what's the matter with a small formation, our Lingshan and the Buddha are on top of it, it's not a thing. ”
Seeing that the wine is in front, the eyes of the dragon descending Arhat are directly green, the sky and the earth are big, and the drinking is the greatest, nothing can stop the old Jigong at this moment.
Neither can the Buddha.
Swish!
When you start with the wine, you take a sip of the wine, and the whole world is comfortable, the sky is so blue, the ground is so warm, and the birds in the forest are so cheerful.
"Oh, no, I just seem to be doing something. ”
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In an instant, the Dragon Descending Arhat quickly recovered, and when he looked closely, he found that thousands of old friends were all looking at him in unison, and the Lingshan Great Array had disappeared without a trace.
"What's the matter, I'll just say that Lao Jigong is unreliable, so it's better to give me the wine, I can guarantee that the drink will not be wrong. The angry King Kong slapped his thigh and said regretfully.
"Hahahaha, Lao Jigong, your kindness is remembered, in the coming year, I will send you a bottle of 82-year-old Baigan. ”
Swish!
Tang Sen teleported to the mountain behind Lingshan, and a pair of sinful hands quickly stretched out to the fruit on the Bodhi tree.
"Descend the dragon, you have to carry this pot anyway, if Lingshan suffers heavy losses, why don't you go back to the world as a beggar!"
Maitreya Buddha said with an expression on his face.
"Buddha, drinking and making mistakes, I carry this pot, but why don't you blame Tang Seng, he sent me wine first, and this pot is only half of it. ”
Made, anyway, I have made a mistake, and I am bored.
The dragon arhat raised his head and drank, and a pot of two pots was swallowed in one mouthful, which was called a refreshing one.
"You still drink it, and the Bodhi fruit has been picked. ”
Swish!
The angry eyes of the King Kong did not fight in one place, and the Fuhu Arhat on the side also shook his head again and again, the entire Lingshan was completely chaotic, Tang Seng entered the back mountain, and with those holy monks with low mana to reveal the truth, he couldn't stop his domineering pace at all, and he couldn't even touch the corners of his clothes.
It can be seen that Tang Sen is running the magic technique of the Ten Thousand Beast Bell, letting those laws bombard the Ten Thousand Beast Clock, he doesn't bother to look at it, and is picking Bodhi fruit with a smile.
"It's so big, like a peach, like a plum and like a jujube, it's really weird, weird. ”
The Bodhi tree, also known as the enlightenment tree, according to legend, the Buddha was enlightened under this tree, and you can imagine the miracle of the Bodhi tree.
The whole Bodhi trunk is like a dragon circling, the tree is not high, but it looks like five meters, but it is unusually strong, the whole tree presents an ancient yellow color, and the fruit is also, like a brass poured upside down.
"Made, this Bodhi tree is really powerful, this monk has only been here for a while, and he feels that he is close to the avenue of heaven and earth, cool!"
Tang Sen lay on the Bodhi tree with his legs crossed, and he gnawed on the Bodhi fruit in a leisurely manner, this fruit is also extraordinary, the taste is sweet, crisp and juicy, and I want to eat it.
Together, his half-saint realm became more stable.
"It's so delicious, if you can pick two Bodhi fruits every day, it's also quite refreshing to change the taste of peaches. ”
Tang Sen dreamed beautifully, not at all worried about what a group of red-eyed monks could do to him.
"Tang Seng, you come down for me, everyone is a monk, what is there to discuss!"
Swish!
The Dragon Descending Arhat appeared in the back mountain and spoke to Tang Sen with a bitter face. He made a mistake, and now he is thinking about making up for his mistakes and coming out to be a peacemaker.
"Hey......
Tang Sen smiled gloomily and said happily: "Everyone is a monk, of course it is easy to discuss, so let's do it, you take the scriptures, and the monk will come down immediately, and not a single Bodhi fruit will be picked." ”
Mud horses, you don't pick them, you're almost done, okay?
The Buddhas covered their faces and couldn't bear to look at it, and they couldn't wait to slap Tang Sen to death, but they only went up the tree for a while, and only half of the 1,080 Bodhi fruits were left, and they said they wouldn't pick them.
Is this what a monk does?
(End of chapter)