Text Chapter 3 Divide the spoils!
Three days have passed since the battle of the Sui Canal.
On an unnamed hill more than 100 miles east of the Qianling Mountain section of the Sui Canal, on a vacant land halfway up the mountain, two people sat on the ground. One was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and it was a young man in a blue cloth shirt who was in the Sui Canal that day, and the other was a man in black with two beards in his forties and fifties. I saw that the man in black kept pouring out things from a bag, and jade talismans and miscellaneous herbs all fell out. And there are also things scattered all around, and if you look closely, it is actually three days ago, when the two of them were fighting, those things that were stolen by those viewers were like the Nine Dragons Cup Ruyi Charm...... And the man was holding a Qiankun bag in his hand, although there were many things, but the man didn't seem to be satisfied, and shouted in his mouth: "It's all useless, this time it's all in vain!"
The young man said disapprerovingly: "You can't say that, master! We have stolen a lot of silver this time! If we go to Shanhailou for a banquet, we won't have to come out for three months!"
When the man in black heard this, he sighed and said, "You, why are you so useless." That's what a good thing to do. I want to steal all over the world, but I can't be famous all over the world, and I have become a generation of thieves who are praised by others. What a pity!"
After hearing this, the young man pointed to the things on the ground and said: "It's not easy to be famous, just tell others that we stole these things, of course, the premise is that the master, you want to be hunted down by the whole world!"
"Uh...... Let's not discuss this topic, Zhou Yi, let's divide the things first!" It turned out that the young man was Zhou Yi.
"One of us is half......" Zhou Yi heard the master say such a thing and hurriedly stepped forward to take the silver, but was unexpectedly knocked on the hand by the owner with a stick.
"Sit down, I don't know how to count etiquette, and if you want to share, you have to divide it for the teacher. ”
Seeing that the owner said this, Xiao Yi could only do it very reluctantly, and watch the owner share the pile of silver.
"First of all, I'm a master, so I should take some of it first, right?" Without waiting for Zhou Yi to answer, the proprietor hurriedly took out a third of the pile of silver and put it back in the cloth bag in his hand.
"Secondly, we were both involved in this operation, so I have no problem taking my part, right?" said the proprietor, taking out another half of the remaining silver and putting it back in the cloth bag.
"The rest of the ......," Zhou Yi hurriedly said.
"You also know that the teacher is a thief, and he usually helps the poor, so you shouldn't support good deeds!" After speaking, the owner smiled and put all the silver on the ground back into the cloth bag.
Seeing that the silver was taken away, Zhou Yi hurriedly shouted, "What about me?"
"You—didn't yours leave you!" said the proprietor, tucking the sack into his bosom.
Zhou Yi looked to the ground and saw a copper coin lying quietly on the ground, which was particularly dazzling.
"It's just a penny, it's too little!" Zhou Yi picked up the copper coin and said.
"It's too little, then give it back to me. "It's better than nothing!" Seeing that the master wanted to get the money back, Zhou Yi hurriedly stuffed the money into his arms. Seeing that the master looked like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, Zhou Yi couldn't help but curse the old fox secretly.
"You're saying bad things about being a teacher!" said the easterner as he looked at Zhou Yi. "No," Zhou Yi hurriedly shook his head and said, "My admiration for you, master, is like the water of the Sui Canal, gushing endlessly. How can I say bad things about you?" Just kidding, if you admit this, how can you have Zhou Yi's good fruits to eat in the next month.
"That's pretty much it. The owner nodded, "Well, seeing that you respect the teacher so much, the teacher will show you the way." Look at these things on the ground, you put them away, and you can find a pawnshop, and you have a lot of silver. ”
"Master, don't you want my life. If I take these things out today, tomorrow the owners will know that I did them. Do I still have a way to live?" Of course, Zhou Yi still hasn't said a word, what two people do, you let me carry the black pot alone, and I won't do it to death.
"Stupid, who told you to find a pawnshop in the cultivation realm, you just find a small town, and just take these things as if it's over!"
"But where do those ordinary people know these things, even if they do, it is estimated that they don't even have a hundred taels of silver. Compared to the silver just divided, it's not even hair!" Zhou Yi said.
"But compared to a penny, it's a world of difference. The proprietor touched his beard and said.
Hearing this, Zhou Yi thought about it and felt very reasonable. Hurriedly picked up the Qiankun bag that the owner had just thrown away, and stuffed all the things on the ground into it one by one.
After Zhou Yi finished packing up his things, he ran to the east and said with a smile: "Master, is this yours?" and then took out something from the Qiankun bag, which turned out to be a woman's dirty clothes.
"Ahem...... You know, those poor people are very poor and can't afford to buy clothes, and this is for the teacher, and you have to give it to them, and you can bring it. The proprietor pretended to be calm and reached out to grab it.
"You really think I'm a child. Is this something for the poor? What kind of relief for the poor, the last time 50,000 taels of silver was donated to the Piaoxiang Pavilion. Are you going to give it to Xiaohong, or to Xiaocui! Seeing that the owner reached out to grab it, Zhou Yi hurriedly stuffed the clothes into the Qiankun bag.
"Presumptuous! This is something for the teacher, give it to the teacher quickly, otherwise Hugh blames the teacher for being ruthless. The proprietor said with a straight face.
But seeing that Zhou Yi had no fear on his face, he said: "I'm embarrassed to say, if you hadn't secretly followed Shi Xuanju's group of ladies for this thing that day, we might have stolen Liyun's Mo Yun Sword a long time ago!"
Seeing Zhou Yi expose this, the owner couldn't help but punch him, and suddenly one of Zhou Yi's eyes turned into a panda eye. "You rebel, you dare to contradict as a teacher!"
"Damn! Don't even dare to call Mo Yunjian a master for this thing! If you want this clothes, you can exchange it for silver!" also returned a punch, and then the two of them fought together.
"How can Mo Yunjian be as important as this thing! If Xiao Cui sees this clothes, she will definitely love to die as a teacher!"
At this moment, a sword qi flew and landed accurately on the Qiankun belt, splitting it into two and scattering things all over the ground.
Zhou Yi and Dongzhi looked at the sword qi and saw that they were not far from Yun Standing, looking like they were about to be furious.
"Master, I have something to do, go first. The desecrated clothes are yours!" Seeing Liyun, Zhou Yi knew that something was wrong, and he was ready to slip away first. But out of thin air, a sword qi appeared and landed in front of Zhou Yi's feet, blocking Zhou Yi back.
Seeing that Zhou Yi didn't escape, the owner secretly scolded Zhou Yi for being unrighteous, and then walked in front of Liyun and asked, "I don't know what happened to the young man looking for my master and apprentice?"
Liyun took a deep breath and exhaled slowly: "I can assume that I didn't hear what you said just now. "Obviously, Li Yun came here very early, but the master and apprentice of the East didn't find out. It wasn't until he heard what the two of them said that he couldn't help but make a move.
Hearing this, Zhou Yi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, after all, he was the one who first said that he wanted to steal Mo Yunjian.
"But you released the news of my battle with Rama?" Looking at Liyun's sword-like gaze, the East chose to acquiesce.
"In that case, that means I've been taken advantage of by you? Hearing this, Zhou Yi hurriedly pulled the owner aside and whispered: "It's over, master, I don't think you can get this dirty clothes, look at this posture, Liyun also wants it!"
"What do you know!" Dongzhi patted Zhou Yi's head and said, "He is also a disciple of the Great Gate Sect, how can he be so shameless as you?
"It's not shameless to ask you for a paycheck! It's just that he's not so shameless as to say it directly. You must know that many cultivators are looking for Taoist companions in Shixuanju. Maybe this Liyun is one of them, and it's a psychopath. Masters are all lonely, and if you are lonely for a long time, you will become perverted!" Zhou Yi said with emotion.
"Also, then I give it to him, it's still important to have a small life. ”
"You want to die!" Seeing the owner turn around, Zhou Yi hurriedly grabbed him, "If he knows that we can see his thoughts, we won't kill people and kill people! In this way, everyone's face is better than ......" Before he finished speaking, another sword qi rushed and flew over wiping Zhou Yi's face. It turned out to be the mighty Heavenly Dragon Sword Qi from the clouds!
"If you keep talking, I'm really going to kill you!"
It turned out that although Zhou Yi's master and apprentice were talking in a small voice, they ignored Liyun's cultivation, and all the words just now fell on Liyun's ears.
Seeing that Liyun was about to erupt, the owner hurriedly asked: "I don't know what the young man needs! If there is, I will definitely offer it with both hands, little old man!"
"I want him to come with me!" Liyun pointed at Zhou Yi and said slowly.
"You're really a pervert!" Zhou Yi clutched his clothes tightly, as if he was afraid that Liyun would strip them naked.
This time, it was the turn of the owner to pull Zhou Yi aside, "You don't want to live!"
"Master...... I want to live...... But who knew he was so perverted...... I'd rather die than give in!" Zhou Yi said with a pretended sad and indignant face.
"Alas, do masters always have some special hobbies!" besides" The owner sighed, and then handed a bag to Zhou Yi, "You take this well, find a time to open it, the contents of the bag can protect you from worrying about your life!"
"Is that really the case, master? "Really, when did the master lie to you!"
Zhou Yi hurriedly stuffed the bag into his arms and walked to Liyun with a bitter face. "I'll go with you......"
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Yi was grabbed by Liyun's left shoulder and flew into the air. Maybe Liyun is also afraid that if he stays here any longer, he will really be driven crazy by the master and apprentice, if it weren't for the master's explanation, Liyun believes that he will really draw his sword and kill people.
Looking at Liyun and Zhou Yi in the sky, the two of them hurriedly ran back to pick up the dirty clothes, smiled obscenely, and said: "It's okay, I didn't lose it! Xiaocui must love me to death...... "I completely forgot about Zhou Yi being taken away by Liyun......
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Zhou Yi, who was thousands of miles away, poured out the contents of the bag, but it was a booklet, when Zhou Yi looked at a few big words on the booklet, he couldn't help shouting to the sky: "Master, you bastard!" I saw that the booklet was written with a few big characters "How to practice prostitution".