8. Explanation of Seven Jiro in One Night

Seeing that the first class was about to end, Luo Hou decisively chose to go to the toilet after class, just after receiving Zhu Bajie's "apology", he almost didn't control his emotions, and it is estimated that there are two more in the back, it's really hard to say anything else.

As for the professor in class, seeing Luo Hou's impatient appearance, he thought that the other party's "three urgency" had arrived, and he happened to be out of class, and he didn't care about anything.

It's just that as Luo Hou's roommate, it's the first time I've seen him so flustered, which is really rare. After all, he was a chronic son in the past.

When he came to the toilet, he hurriedly passed through the friends of the Bull Demon King and the Buddha. Then chatted lightly, the two of them didn't seem to be as popular as the four corners of Journey to the West, so Luo Hou was not necessarily very polite.

However, for the titles of the two, Luo Hou is quite comfortable to listen to. The Bull Demon King is naturally called "Little Master", his ancestor was the mount of the Tongtian Sect Master, and Luo Hou, as the junior brother of the Tongtian Sect Master, should naturally be called so.

The Buddha called him "Uncle Xiaoshi", whether it was once a treasure or a Buddha now, he was a generation lower than those saints. In this way, Luo Hou naturally became his junior uncle, and it would be a bit interesting to say it in the future.

"You dare to beat me, do you know that I am the little uncle of the Buddha!! quack!!"

Although this meaning yin is very cool, but the gifts of the two of them are even more so that Luo Hou feels what is called "double cool"!!

The Bull Demon King's "Mighty Bull Demon Fist", according to legend, is said to be the famous stunt of a bull demon during the flood period, which has a total of nine times, one heavy and one day, and each time it is practiced into a heavy, its strength will increase several times. Even Luo Hou, who is now a mortal body, can be extremely powerful if he is one percent heavy, and he can be called "superhuman".

In addition, to his surprise, the other party also gave him a "Thick Earth Essence", which was similar to the weak water essence of Zhu Bajie before. This made Luo Hou a little suspicious, whether they had discussed it before and sent it over together.

Of course, there is also the so-called merit coin 200W, don't look at it too much, but this is also from the old cow's frugality. After all, compared with Zhu Bajie, he does not have the merits of Journey to the West, and at the same time, he also has his wife Princess Iron Fan at home, and the red child who has now become a good wealth boy. Of course, there is also the "little three" of the jade-faced fox, and the expenditure is inevitably a little large.

Other bits and pieces are spiritual herbs and elixirs, and he doesn't have any good goods in his hands, so he can only expect "quantitative changes to lead to qualitative changes", and to obtain forgiveness by quantity.

As for the Buddha, his "hand" is really big, not only the original monkey brother can't fly out of the palm of his hand, but there are also a lot of good gifts at the moment.

First of all, he returned the red envelope gifts that he robbed without knowing it, and to be honest, he didn't even take a look at those things himself, so he returned them all to Luo Hou, and he had to make up a lot of things.

After that, he also gave a book of secret skills: "Hades Town Hell Purification Technique", although this exercise is not a Buddhist body refining exercise, but it is extraordinary. It is said that the great power of the flood is adapted from the former Wu clan body refining exercise, which absorbs the eight kinds of spiritual energy essence of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind, thunder, and ice, so as to temper the body, and once the eight kinds of spiritual energy essence is completed, it is completed. After Dacheng, the body is eternal and immortal, immortal and immortal, tearing the heavens and the earth between the hands and the mountains and rivers between the feet.

For this reason, he also sent three Xuan Ice Essence, Storm Essence, and Black Thunder Essence, which seemed to be specially for his practice refinement. Of course, Rulai also paid a lot of price for this, after all, these things are worth a lot of money, but since the decision has been made, then you can only stick to it.

Of course, he was most interested in the other two things, a set of "The Complete Book of the Eighth Buddhist Kung Fu Cheats" and a big turntable of fortune.

The so-called "Eighth Buddhist Kung Fu Secret Book" actually integrates some so-called Shaolin Kung Fu and Tibetan Buddhist Kung Fu into it, including what 72 stunts, dragon elephant prajna gong, Yijin Sutra, marrow washing Sutra and so on. I've rubbed it, and I've obviously done my homework.

Indeed, compared to the so-called immortal cultivation exercises, it is too unbelievable in this wasteland, and it is even thrilling. If Luo Hou is really successful in practice, it is still a big question whether he can show it, but these so-called kung fu are different, after all, martial arts also account for a certain share of Chinese culture.

The big wheel of fortune looks a little like the WeChat lottery he often plays, but the text on it is marked with luck-related. And according to the great monk Rulai, this thing can really affect the luck of the use, as for good luck and bad luck, it needs to be left to fate.

What Luo Hou didn't expect was that this great monk Rulai was really reliable, and the "Eighth Set of Buddhist Kung Fu Cheats Complete Book" he sent was actually in DOCX format, with text and picture annotations on it, which was very thoughtful. The big turntable of Yundao is even more amazing, and it was sent directly to the WeChat applet, and Luo Hou was a little suspicious of its authenticity.

There shouldn't be a few programmers in the Western world of this great monk, and I don't know if they are also programmers, and how are they treated? ?

Seeing that there was no one to continue to give gifts for the time being, and the time for the second period of class was approaching, Luo Hou decisively chose to return to the classroom. The perverted nickname "God Catcher" is not called in vain, and he may suddenly come to the class roll call ten minutes before the end of this second period.

"Houzai, if I'm not mistaken, you shouldn't have eaten anything in the morning, why did you go to the toilet and squat for so long, should you be upset and masturbate in the toilet??"

What is a loss of friends, that is, never forget to lose a loss of you. In the face of Luo Hou's obviously somewhat abnormal behavior today, Huang Yuan directly quipped.

Faced with the jokes of his roommate's brother, Luo Hou naturally didn't get angry, but said generously: "Cut, brother is not seven times a night, and the speed is not so fast." ”

"Damn, what's the explanation!?"

His voice was not loud, but it was not small, and several friends around him suddenly surrounded him, and even several girls behind him seemed to move their hips and ears to listen.

Since becoming a disciple of Hongjun Dao Ancestor, vaguely, Luo Hou himself has also undergone a slight change, at this moment, in the face of this meaty words, he did not choose to be silent, but boldly said: "The so-called seven times a night, beat you to go to bed at ten o'clock, get up at seven o'clock, but there are only nine hours during the period." No matter how good your physical strength is, you should sleep for about three or four hours, so you only have five or six hours, so five or six hours seven times, each time lasting less than an hour. ”

"And think about it, there is a restoration process in the middle of each time, as well as the so-called atmosphere creation link, and even the cleaning after the fact, so the time for each time is estimated to be less than half an hour, or even less. ”

"Brother is a long-lasting model, and he will never do it seven times a night!"