Text Chapter 7 Trapped!
"Senior Brother Zhou, get up quickly! Today I will teach you the most basic "Falling Water Sword Technique"!" Tang Xiaoxiao pushed open the door of Zhou Yi's room and shouted, but Zhou Yi's room was empty, where was Zhou Yi's shadow.
At this time, Zhou Yi was already lying on a grass halfway up the mountain to bask in the sun, biting a dog's tail grass in his mouth, "What are you kidding, you want me to practice, that thing is boring and boring, so I won't do it!"
"I don't know if the senior with the sword will come, what should I eat today!" Zhou Yi muttered.
"Why are you lying here!" said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and the person who came was the sword kid he met yesterday.
"The seniors are here!" Zhou Yigang got busy, "I don't know what the seniors want to eat today!"
"Actually, as long as it's delicious. The sword-bearer said.
"Come on, you see. After that, Zhou Yi acted immediately, and after a while, Zhou Yi made a variety of feasts.
Although they are all roasted with fire, they are not the same as they are roasted in different civil and military fires, and there are thousands of differences in practice, some are buried and roasted with soil as they were yesterday, some are roasted directly on the fire, and even more are roasted by Zhou Yi with the bamboo slices of Lingzhu, and finally Zhou Yi used the turtle shell of a turtle as a pot to boil a pot of fish soup.
"How do you do so much. The kid was surprised.
"Doesn't this know that the seniors are coming, prepare a little more to honor the seniors!" Zhou Yi said with a smile, he hadn't eaten meat for too long, and yesterday Zhou Yi was afraid that the people of the Dizong would find trouble, so he only caught a guinea fowl, but today someone supported him, and Zhou Yi became unscrupulous.
"Ah...... That's good! Let's get started. The boy wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.
"Is it hot senior?" Zhou Yi asked, setting up the food.
"Oh, nothing. The kid replied, and then added in a low voice, "After eating, let's go to Renfeng to hide, it is estimated that I will not be able to come to this peak for three months." Of course, Zhou Yi didn't hear the last sentence.
However, I was frightened before eating, and when I ate it, the child with the sword was even more frightened, this earth sect has grown a lot of elixirs, yin and yang are combined, and naturally there are many poisonous weeds and poisonous flowers, but whether it is an elixir or a poison, it was actually used by Zhou Yi as an adjunct for meat. However, Zhou Yi was fine after eating, and the child with the sword naturally followed suit.
"How well do you know about pharmacology?" finally the sword bearer couldn't help but ask.
"Where, in front of the seniors, it is just an ugly offer!" Zhou Yi said with some pride, when he was very young, Zhou Yi followed the east to mix in the world, the east said, the world is sinister, as a professional thief, not only is it important to know people, but also to know medicine, we must not only hide from the fairy sword magic weapon of those flying around in the sky, but also hide from the secret arrows of people in the world, such as this poison.
At that time, Zhou Yi nodded very seriously after watching the guys in those black shops quickly turn from living people into a pool of blood at a speed visible to the naked eye after eating the food they made by mistake, and quickly took action.
Zhou Yi turned into an apprentice of the imperial hospital of a small dynasty one day later, and it took a month to read all the medicinal books and classics there, and he successfully surpassed the chief imperial doctor in medical skills, and then Zhou Yi visited the imperial hospitals of several dynasties in a row, and by the way, he also took away a few unique medical skills. 、
In the end, Zhou Yi visited three small sects of cultivation that mainly focused on drugs and medicines, stole a large number of books, and argued with each other with drugs and drugs. The inspiration for Zhou Yi to put herbs into the ingredients came from a book called "Theory of Medicine and Food" that Zhou Yi once led a sheep at a stall, and Zhou Yi thought that since eating with medicine can maintain health and poison people, then can it be seasoned with medicine.
Subsequently, Zhou Yi experimented a lot, how to extract the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, salty and fresh aroma of the poison, and how to offset the toxicity of the ingredients or medicines, and finally Zhou Yi became the most successful chef among thieves, the most powerful pharmacist among chefs, and the most successful thief among pharmacists. In Zhou Yi's words, a pharmacist who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good thief.
Such a theory made the proprietor cry bitterly, and taught such an apprentice directly, so that he could face the ancestor speechlessly. Of course, these words were said by the owner when he was grabbing food with Zhou Yi, and was drugged by Zhou Yi and squatted in the toilet for three days and three nights.
Zhou Yi naturally wouldn't say these things to the child with the negative sword in front of him, the giant sword behind the child, the traces of coming and going without a trace, and the fruitless drugging of the child last time made Zhou Yi feel that the child in front of him was unfathomable. Although those deeds were very glorious and proud in Zhou Yi's eyes, it was a fact that they hit a wall in front of the kid in front of him.
"What are you doing!" Suddenly, a puzzled voice came from behind Zhou Yi.
Before Zhou Yi could react, he saw the child in front of him quickly swallow the meat in his mouth and stuff the elbow in his hand into Zhou Yi's arms. I also wiped my mouth by the way. stood up again, showed an innocent and harmless smile at the person behind Zhou Yi, and shouted, "It's good to smile and smile." Zhou Yi was stunned when he saw the reaction speed during the period.
"It turned out to be a small sword mark, why are you with Senior Brother Zhou Yi?What are you doing?" It turned out that the person who came was Tang Xiaoxiao who found that Zhou Yi was missing and came out to look for it.
"I came to Difeng to play with my sister, but I found that this big villain burned and ate all the animals raised by my sisters, I came to stop this villain, but this villain not only didn't listen, but also threatened to beat me! Those little animals are so cute......" Jian Marks said angrily with a smile on his face, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes, looking like he was about to cry.
Zhou Yi, who saw it, was speechless, what is the situation, how did the seniors who said they were good, how did they become little junior brothers! The unshuangzi and the splendid real people who said that they had to give some face? What did the seniors carry everything that was good? How did they become like this in an instant, and did they still want to play together.
When Zhou Yi was stunned, Tang Xiaoxiao had already looked at Zhou Yi with a straight face: "Is this really the case?"
"No, it's this little kid who threatened me and asked me to prepare food for him! Otherwise, he will kill me, and you know that your cultivation, even if it is a child, is not something that I can resist as a mortal who doesn't know any spells. Zhou Yi hurriedly put all the responsibility on the sword marks, and bit the word mortal very hard.
"You're still lying to me! The people of the Sword Sect, everyone knows that the sword marks are naturally blocked by the meridians, and they can't practice at all! You are an adult, how can such a young child threaten you!" At this moment, Tang Xiaoxiao's face turned blue and accused.
"You don't know how to practice, how can you be! You didn't see the giant sword behind him...... How can an ordinary child carry it!" Zhou Yi hurriedly defended.
"This Tianque Sword, my master is afraid that I will be injured or injured by others in this sword gate to protect me, it is impossible to hurt others, and besides, I can carry this sword because the master has performed a secret technique on this Tianque Sword, who doesn't know, you big villain still want to deceive Senior Sister Xiaoxiao!" said with a fan on the side of the sword marks.
And Zhou Yi even saw that the sword mark took advantage of Tang Xiaoxiao's inattention, and secretly kicked the bones thrown under his feet next to him. I never thought that I had been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I would capsize in the gutter, and I planted a heel in the hands of this little kid, and it seems that I have to rely on myself. Thinking of this, Zhou Yi hurriedly turned his head and covered his mouth with his hand and coughed vigorously a few times, and when Zhou Yi let go of his hand, his mouth was already full of blood.
"What's wrong with you, don't scare me!" Tang Xiaoxiao saw Zhou Yi coughing up blood, and he didn't care about pursuing Zhou Yi for eating the animals he raised.
"I was discovered by you, and it seems that I can't hide it from you, how long do you think it will take for a mortal who can't practice to get better after being slapped by you?" Zhou Yi's face seemed to turn pale at this moment.
That's right, has he practiced or not, how could a mere mortal be healed so quickly after receiving such a heavy slap from me. Tang Xiaoxiao, who didn't know that Jinxiu Zhenren had already given Zhou Yi the supreme elixir, thought of it in an instant.
"That'...... So how do you say you're good. Tang Xiaoxiao hurriedly supported Zhou Yi, for fear that he would fall.
"Coming to this world, except for my master, no one has ever taken care of me as meticulously as you, although you injured me, but I know that it was you who were careless, seeing that you worked hard to take care of me, I had to pretend that I had recovered, because I didn't want you to work so hard. Zhou Yi said and coughed vigorously again.
"You...... Why are you so stupid!" Tang Xiaoxiao didn't know whether he was moved or anxious, and he was about to cry.
"I'm willing, it's wrong for me to raise you as an animal and burn it, and I don't know that it was in captivity by you and your senior sisters, just thinking that you asked me to practice with you yesterday, I was afraid that your body hadn't recovered and you would see it, and I thought that these spirit beasts could make my body recover earlier, so I had to do this. Zhou Yi smelled the unique fragrance of girls, and leaned his head on Tang Xiaoxiao's shoulder and said.
At this moment, Tang Xiaoxiao felt that he seemed to understand everything, cultivation is obviously something that everyone dreams of, why would he be unwilling, this is because he is afraid that the injuries on his body will be seen by himself, Tang Xiaoxiao, why are you so stupid, you didn't even find this.
"Little Sword Marks, I'll take Senior Brother Zhou Yi to rest first, and you should go back to the Human Sect quickly, otherwise my master will find out that you have secretly come to the Earth Sect, and it is estimated that you will be beaten again." After that, without waiting for the sword mark to answer, the sword took Zhou Yi and flew to the top of the earth peak.
And the sword marks on the side looked straight in his eyes, because from his point of view, he happened to see that when Zhou Yi just turned around and coughed, he put a vermilion fruit into his mouth, and those blood were obviously the pulp of the vermilion fruit.
And Jian Zhen was also very familiar with each other and didn't say anything, because Tang Xiaoxiao's mind at this moment was all on Zhou Yi, and it was estimated that Tang Xiaoxiao would not believe what he said. Of course, at this moment, the sword mark is too late to say anything.
Looking at Tang Xiaoxiao who was far away, Jian Zhen walked to the side and picked up a vermilion fruit, pinched it and took some juice, put it in his mouth, and then gulped it out, "Count yourself ruthless, such an unpalatable thing, you can stuff it into your mouth without wrinkling!"