Text Chapter 319 Wiping the neck is also a technical job
Judge Cui was worried: "Where can it be so simple? He seems to have become the master of the second and third generations of the underworld, shouldn't he fancy the position of the underworld?"
Mrs. Cui shook her head and said: "There is a conspiracy is certain, but he will never want to be an official, he has always done things one by one, and no one can guess what he wants to do until the end, and it is useless to guess!"
Judge Cui sighed and said, "This kid can make a big move wherever he goes, and I don't know what dumb riddle the Emperor of the Underworld is playing with him......?"
Mrs. Cui gritted her teeth and said: "Don't worry, it's not a big deal, it's not too much, the Ten Palaces forced our couple to almost reincarnate and escape, I am not done with him!"
"Forget it, it's a little exciting!"
"No, you have to let him make amends, Aunt Laqu will clean him up!"
"You have to be ...... measured"
"I know, look at your guts, if you can't do it, you can withdraw!"
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Li Chenfeng's feast stopped on the 10th, separated the front yard of Mrs. Youfu's house from hundreds of large rooms, 20,000 zhang of prestige can enter, everything in the room is arranged according to the world, all of them are into the wishing power, the raw food is placed, and the food you want to eat is made by yourself, only the cost is recovered......
Li Chenfeng brought the second generation and the third generation of the underworld again, invited a handsome underworld to teach martial arts, and a well-known underworld official to teach literature, and then ignored them, let them be beaten and cried wolf, and went back to the fifth hall to try the case leisurely.
Seeing that Li Chenfeng, who was open-eyed, would actually do these thankless things, Mrs. Cui was even more puzzled, knowing that what he wanted was going to be big, and she didn't even dare to clean up his mind anymore, for fear of getting angry, she just watched worriedly, reminding Aunt Qu to be optimistic about this evil spirit!
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Yan Jun looked at the side hall of the side hall with fear every day, and even sent Niu Tou Ma Mian to assist Judge Li, for fear that he would smash the signboard of the five halls, but who knew that Niu Tou Ma Mian came back to report that he was full of praise and admiration for him.
It can be seen from the projection that Judge Li's trial is both strict and detailed, since birth, there are comments on each case, and the accuracy of the judgment is so accurate that even Yan Jun is a little embarrassed, after all, he is a talented person who has been a temple secretary of Dali Temple, and finally let him put his mind at ease, and after thinking about it, he decided to add more burdens......
As a result, it was refused, and the judges on the left and right approved the verdict and handed it over to the underworld generals to escort to the temples, and Li Chenfeng personally sent it and picked it up in person, all the processes were gone through, and it was never pretended to be manpower, and it was incredibly fast, Yan Jun was relieved when he thought about it, this is to be familiar with the whole process, as for the extremely fast, better understand, the underworld officials have now become his brothers, and all the grandiose reasons before do not exist, can you not be happy?
So Yan Jun found the first reason for Judge Li's feast, and the second reason he didn't know was that Judge Li was doing it in the "Reward and Punishment Division".
"I said that the old black, the old white, all the human race was hooked by the two of you, and I can't do this little thing, I am ashamed of you!"
Hei Wuchang said angrily: "The reward and punishment division hooked up are all written down in the 'life and death book' a long time ago, when you die has already been determined, you now let me hook up a few decades before I die, don't you let me bend the law?"
Bai Wuchang persuaded: "Brother, I know that you want to see the brothers in the world, but you can't kill people first, it's just a day or two, it's a few decades, there is no reproduction, but there is one less big family, it's too lacking in morality!"
Li Chenfeng
glared: "Who let you really detain, hook to play for a few days and then go back, neither side will be delayed!"
Hei Wuchang said angrily: "Are you stupid? If you go back after playing for a few days, your body stinks, and you still live a fart!"
Bai Wuchang sighed: "The family is nimble, and they are doing the first seven for your brother, and suddenly come back to life, they will be called Cha Corpse, and a few more people who don't deserve to die will be scared to death, and it will be too late for our brothers to reincarnate and make up for it!"
Li Chenfeng scratched his head: "yes, then play for a day, his family is dressing him in a longevity clothes, wouldn't everyone be happy to come back to life?"
Hei Impermanence said angrily: "That's not good, the cowardly will still be scared to death, you can't play something else?"
Li Chenfeng was angry: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you are an expert in seducing souls, you can't think of a way, it's okay to come over for a few hours, let him see the majesty of his brother, go back and burn more paper money, and then build a temple or something for you, you don't need to live on that little money, Xiao Hei Xiaobai hasn't paid his food this month!"
Black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and was a little moved: "It's only a few hours, but you can't be fooled, brothers will have to be errands in the future!"
"Okay, you can't harm anyone, right?" Li Chenfeng was happy.
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In the side hall of the Reward and Punishment Division, a burst of black gas surged, and two souls fell in, a bearded man and a scholar, kneeling with their eyes closed and trembling.
"Grandpa Impermanence, wrong, wrong...... I fell on a horse, why did I die? The fortune teller said that I could live to be one hundred and eight, so what is it......
The scholar looked smarter: "Grandpa, my brother is the God of Dust and Maple, in the sky, and there should be a friendship with the underworld, so let him intercede, okay?"
Li Chenfeng said with a smile: "Of course it is good to ask the God of Dust Feng, the heavens and the earth are under his control, open your eyes first!"
Cao Li and Qiu Yi shouted in unison: "Don't do it, if you open your eyes, you'll really die, my brother will open his eyes when he arrives, don't think about bluffing us!"
Bai Wuchang looked at the three nonsense brothers and was a little tired, with a wave of the white robe, Cao Li and Qiu Yi's eyes had to be opened even if they didn't open them, and they looked at the person in front of them in horror, and suddenly jumped up.
"Master Yang, you really even take care of the underworld, why don't you care about the chaotic soul of your subordinates?"
Li Chenfeng laughed: "Lao Tzu let them be detained, take care of a fart, let you see the majesty of Lao Tzu, go back and brag!"
Cao Li and Qiu Yi finally saw their brothers again, and they were sad from their hearts, crying loudly, but they didn't have tears, and they kept wiping.
Li Chenfeng really shed tears, and he couldn't imagine that there would be a day when he would meet for many years, like falling into a dream......
The three brothers cried for a while without tears, Cao Li and Qiu Yi told everything that happened after he left, and it was no different from what the Wishing Tower showed, and Li Chenfeng became angry again.
"You said you two stupid people, you haven't been in the 'Divine Soul Gate' for so long, what's the point of living?"
Cao Li was unhappy: "Isn't this dead, General Jian thinks that we are not monks, so he is stunned and will not let us in, so I can only inquire about the news in the periphery, I am still angry!"
Qiu Yidao: "General Jian said that it is also for our good, so as not to be shot to death by the monks, but in the people, we are worthy of our words, and the monarch must be respected as a guest, who dares to disrespect the brother of the Dust Feng God?"
Li Chenfeng said angrily: "What Lao Tzu wants to know, you don't know, go back and let Jian Xinyuan kill himself, and ask him if you have something!"
Cao Li glanced at Qiu Yi: "Say you! Go back and report, I'm here a lot."
Play for a few days......"
Qiu Yi said angrily: "Why should I go? In the future, I will go to heaven with Lord Yang, who is still rare to be a person, what can you do if you are a stupid thing?"
Cao Li patted his head: "That's right, if you let the little ghost go directly to the hook, it's over, we will be your gods in the future, and someone in the family will be a god, and the future generations will be affected!"
Li Chenfeng said with a smile: "Where did you all come from? The wife who remarried and gave birth to someone else's descendant, and then you bless it with all your might, and the green hat is addicted?"
Black and white impermanence laughed when he heard it, these two fools, if this is the case, it will be a lot of fun.
Cao Li and Qiu Yi also felt that the problem was a bit serious, and asked in unison, "Then how many Yang Shou do we have?"
Li Chenfeng stretched out a finger: "My brother naturally has a long life, at least a hundred years to live!"
"What? It's going to be so long, when will it be the head......" The two of them were like mourners.
Cao Li smiled again when he saw the impermanence of black and white, and became angry: "Master Yang, how many times have you two little ghosts laughed at us like this, and you don't care?"
Black and white impermanence immediately raised his face, looking at Li Chenfeng ruthlessly, Lao Tzu gave you face and didn't break it, now your brothers are so scared.
Li Chenfeng hurriedly played a round: "What's that...... They are also my brothers, don't be rude, you two go back to find Jian Xinyuan, let him explain the aftermath and wipe his neck, I have something to ask him!"
Qiu Yi said: "It's not easy, let's play for a month and then go back, and by the way, give us a few more decades of Yangshou!"
Li Chenfeng glared and said: "You are stupid, your body will stink in three days, and you will play for a month, I will reduce your longevity by a few decades now, get out! My wife will remarry later!"
The two of them trembled: "Yes, yes, go back and say come back, why don't you come over if you do it in advance?"
Li Chenfeng said angrily: "It's okay to wipe your neck, hang yourself, jump off the cliff, what else can you do if you die?"
Bai Wuchang really couldn't get used to this lawless thing, and reminded: "I can't control hanging and jumping off the cliff, but I'm really dead, it's better to wipe my neck, it's not deep or shallow, we can sense it, just pick it up in the past, practice more if it doesn't work, don't cut off your head!"
Cao Li and Qiu Yi are another agitated spirit, and wiping their necks seems to be technical work, and it is not good to be serious.
Cao Li glared and said: "Then let's go, I don't have any eyesight to be a brother to Yang Ye, it's far worse than our old brothers!"
The black and white impermanence did not move, and looked at Judge Li with deep meaning......
Li Chenfeng suddenly said: "Yes, yes, look at your memory, why do you know to remind me? You two go back to build the Hades Temple next to the Chenfeng Temple, worship black and white impermanence, burn paper money desperately, can't always use my money to help them, understand?"
Qiu Yi hesitated and said: "Master Yang, how can there be a temple for the little ghost? The incense will not be prosperous, how much to respond to!"
Li Chenfeng glared and said: "Where are they little ghosts, they are my generals, are Fang Daru and Wen Daru dead?" Let them come forward and say, just say that the underworld is now under my control, and add the king of Yama, the left and right judges, and the Cui judges, and the obedient ones will be added to Li in the future!"
Bai Wuchang reminded: "The two great Confucian Yang Shou is approaching, if you want to do it, you have to hurry up, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk......
Li Chenfeng said indifferently: "That's right, after you finish this, you will go and hook them and teach those poor second generations...... No, the second generation of the underworld, those two old things want face, just go with you, the black and impermanent are all bad people!"
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