Chapter 215: The poor monk waved his hand and was a brick
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Passing through the ancient forest, a paved rocky path appeared in front of several people.
The rocks are gray and white, forming a line between the green tree ridges, as if connecting the nine heavens.
This is the road to heaven, there are only two in the world, one is in Lingshan. There is also one in Kunlun Buzhou Mountain, which is the road to Heavenly Court.
"Wow Ka Ka, Ascend to the Heavens, Master, this is really Lingshan, Lingshan has arrived!"
Zhu Bajie roared, scaring the wild boars on the side of the road.
"Second Senior Brother, you wait for me, Master Long is here!"
Swish!
The little white dragon turned into an afterimage and chased Zhu Bajie away.
"Master, isn't this bad, it's your apprentice?"
The tiger spoke, feeling that this master was not a thing, and even his own apprentice was pitted, which was too unvirtuous.
Syllable!
However, he was greeted by a Vajra mudra from Towngson.
slapped the tiger on the head, knocked the stupid tiger to the ground, and said:
"Silly, if everyone doesn't believe that this is Lingshan, what will the monster think in their hearts? People are fortunate to have worked hard to make such a big scene, so they can't make a show on the spot? Respect the fruits of the monster's labor?"
Forehead!
The tiger was stunned, and then put himself in his shoes and thought about it, it was really like this, it was not easy to make such a big scene, if a few people went up and directly said that it was fake, it was estimated that he would vomit blood.
"It's infuriating!"
Unconsciously, the tiger substituted himself into the monster on the mountain, and sighed after imagining it.
"It's infuriating!
Tang Sen casually glanced at the tiger, feeling that this was really a stupid tiger.
He walked slowly, like a tour, looking east and west, admiring the scenery around him.
"Master, hurry up, this is the last stop, and the old pig is in a hurry to die. โ
Zhu Bajie turned back, his round body walked like flying, and he didn't feel tired at all on the steep mountain road, you can imagine how happy he was.
"The wind and waves are coming, don't be in a hurry for a while, if you are in a hurry, go up first and see the scenery for the teacher. โ
Townsend spoke, still methodical and staggering.
"Alas, how dare I go up directly, if I don't come here, I won't be there anymore, without Master's escort, I won't be demolished by that group of Vajra Arhats. โ
Zhu Bajie's ears were stunned, and he immediately withered.
"If you can't do it, just follow the teacher, don't always rush forward, make it seem like you're the master. Townsend said.
Zhu Bajie was a little unhappy, and the big pig's eyes kept peeking around, looking very resentful, but he still did it.
The little white dragon saw that the situation was wrong, and obediently followed behind Zhu Bajie, it was not a joke when the master was angry, but now they can't do it, it hurts to beat people, and they can't bear it.
In this way, the five masters wandered around and reached the top of the mountain in half a day.
The top of the mountain is lush and green, the spirit beasts and rare birds are everywhere, there are five hundred arhats on the left and right, densely packed with human heads, they stand on the void lotus platform, the treasure is solemn, and they look at Tang Sen with a brush.
In the center, the Maitreya Buddha dressed as a yellow-eyed monster smiled. The ancient Buddha who lit the lamp has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and the eyebrows are white, and there is a fake Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side, in addition to Rulai, there are many Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the entire Lingshan.
"Amitabha, Tang Sanzang, you are such a big shelf, let me Maitreya Buddha wait for you for a long time, hum!"
The Maitreya Buddha who turned into the yellow-eyed monster smiled, but it was just a sneer, and the fat on both sides pouted and trembled.
"Amitabha, Tang Sanzang, are you guilty?"
The fake lamp ancient Buddha next to him also echoed the yellow-eyed monster and asked Tang Sen to blame.
"It's kind of interesting!"
Tang Sen smiled, unconsciously held Nezha's diamond plate brick in his hand, he slowly walked into the Yellow Eyebrow Monster, and said:
"The poor monk is not here to listen to your question, don't rub it in, quickly hand over the scriptures, the poor monk is driving to Pudu sentient beings!"
He got closer and closer, until he was only three feet away from Maitreya Buddha.
", what does this Tang Seng mean, he wants to rob me of Maitreya Buddha?"
The yellow-eyed monster muttered, thinking that he was worthy of the legendary Tang Seng, he was so brave, no, I had to give him some color.
"Bold, what are you handing over the scriptures, are you robbing this Buddha? Someone, give me a rod and beat me fifty. โ
The yellow-eyed monster gave a look, and the fake lamp Gu Buddha next to him was suddenly furious, and ordered Luohan to hit Tang Sen's board.
In an instant, four Vajra Arhats walked down from the void, each holding a long stick taller than himself, and they were about to hit Tang Sen.
"Which of you dares to touch my master, my Monkey King has peeled his skin!"
At this moment, Sun Wukong spoke, his voice was not salty or light, a picture of just falling asleep, but his words seemed to have magic power, and he scared the four fake Arhats into frightening him, and his eyes looked at the yellow-eyed Maitreya Buddha.
"Wukong, don't be reckless if you are injured, this is Lingshan, isn't it fifty rods!
Tang Sen said with a smile, staring at the four arhats with malicious intent, pouting his ass and waiting for them to beat.
This time, the four Arhats didn't dare to move, they were just little demons in their forties, and they were locked by the qi released by Tang Sen, and they suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, not to mention beating people, they were almost unable to stand on their feet.
"I said, Master, what is this trouble? This is Lingshan, not the Monster Cave?"
The little white dragon couldn't help it, and said to Sun Wukong with some confusion.
When the yellow-eyed monster heard this, he immediately became angry, and the big action he made didn't frighten this Tang Sanzang, and it also shocked his subordinates, he couldn't bear it.
"Bold Tang Sanzang, you dare to despise Lingshan so much, this Buddha personally came to stick you!"
He was furious, the little brother couldn't go up in person, he dragged a fat body and stood up, volleyed a long sky, and walked quickly.
"Hey, hey, Maitreya Buddha, don't come here, the poor monk was joking before, you are the Buddha, your mana is strong, if the poor monk is hit by you fifty times, won't his ass bloom, forget it!"
Tang Sen seemed to be frightened, and retreated again and again, waving his hands wildly, looking like you don't come, I can't stand it.
Hmph, if I don't smash your ass, I'm not the Yellow Eyebrow King.
When the king of yellow eyebrows saw that there was a play, the corners of his mouth unconsciously hooked up a smug smile, his fat body trembled, and he was a little unsteady even walking, swaying and swaying.
"Buddha ~ has something to say, the poor monk is weak, his body is thin, he really can't fight, he will be crippled if he is beaten!"
Tang Sen opened his mouth again and again, jumping up and down like a frightened little white rabbit, wrapping his whole ass in a robe, pretending to be a god.
"Stop, don't run!"
King Huangmei was extremely happy in his heart, thinking that his hard work was indeed not in vain. This Tang Seng was fooled, then he must be beaten, otherwise how could he be worthy of himself.
Swish!
Bang!
However, just as he was relaxing, the golden light flashed, and the shiny big bald head was firmly hit by a brick, and the whole person was stunned, and the muffled sound spread throughout the entire Xiaoleiyin Temple.
"Tell you not to fight, you really fight, the poor monk waved his hand and it was a brick. โ
Swish!
With a successful blow, Tang Sen smiled, thinking that Nezha's bricks are easy to use, and it is very cool to beat people and thieves!
Especially the bald head is simply a visual feast!!