Chapter 0114, vomit!

Principal's Office.

Zhou Ran was muttered in his heart by the old principal's sharp gaze:

What is the situation? I don't seem to be guilty of any crime in school, do I? As for looking at me with this kind of looking at a prisoner?

"Ahem, Headmaster, why did you come to me?"

Zhou Ran was the first to break the silence.

The old principal handed a record to Zhou Ran and said coldly,

"See for yourself!"

Absence record?

This student has been absent for a total of 18 days in the most recent month.

Zhou Ran's face turned green in an instant.

There should be 30 days a month, excluding Sundays, and there should be 26 days of normal classes.

26-18=???

Zhou Ran stretched out his fingers and fiddled with the old man for a long time, and finally his eyes lit up and he got the correct result.

"Eight days? I only take classes for less than eight days a month? I rub it! Why don't I know I'm so good?"

The corners of the old principal's mouth twitched suddenly, and he almost slapped it directly without a slap.

Cow, you hammer!

Do you think Lao Tzu is here to praise you?

Bastard!

The green tendons on the old principal's forehead were beating wildly, and he said in a deep voice,

"What do you think would happen if your parents found out about this?"

"Hmmm......"

Zhou Ran thought seriously for a moment, and finally said with great certainty,

"You should beat me up, and then take me to Uncle Zhang's house and eat hot pot happily. ”

Happy to eat hot pot?

Bastard!

Lao Tzu is very serious, I'm talking to you about very serious issues, okay!

Excuse me, let's have a snack!

The old headmaster flipped the table and roared!

"So, I don't think you want your parents to know about it, do you?"

"To be honest, I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time......"

A shy smile appeared on the face of the good baby Zhou Ran.

“......”

The old principal thought about it, but still pressed Zhou Ran's mouth with his backhand,

"From now on, you are not allowed to speak. Next, answer me a few questions, and if you don't say anything, then I'll take you as an answer. ”

Zhou Ran: "......"

"Headmaster, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't make sense, and there's a way to save all of this. ”

The old headmaster looked serious,

"I will arrange for someone to take you to the No. 2 Secondary School, where all the teachers and students of the No. 2 Secondary School will give a talk.

"The content of the speech is very simple, just talk about how you went from the bottom of the school to the top of the school.

"I suppose you should know who to thank you, right?"

Feed!

Bastard!

Lao Tzu is not the penultimate in the whole school, the penultimate guy is Guan Xinghe, this iron Hanhan, okay!

If you want to give a speech, it should be more appropriate for this Tie Hanhan to go!

And also

Old Headmaster, you're hinting at me, right?

But Lao Tzu's academic performance has improved, and it obviously has nothing to do with the school!

"Uh-huh, do you have any comments?"

Loosen my mouth, okay!

"It seems that there is no opinion, if there is no opinion, then pack up and get ready to go. ”

The old headmaster had a look on his face, and then let go of his hand.

Zhou Ran rolled his eyes and gasped for air.

Master!

No!

It should be above the grandmaster!

Only a grandmaster can have such perverted power!

Old headmaster, you're hiding deep enough!

"Wait, Headmaster, I have one more thing to ask. ”

ZHOU Randao,

"Won't there be any opinion on the second side of the middle school? I'll go there and pretend to be a ...... Uh, give a speech, they're going to hammer me to death, right?"

"Rest assured, this is what the principal of No. 2 Middle School requested. ”

The corners of the old principal's mouth outlined a cruel smile,

"He wants to use you to stimulate the students of the second middle school fiercely, hoping that they can suddenly explode under your suppression!"

Hey, bastard, the word pop doesn't come out of your mouth, right? You're a fucking two-dimensional lover, too?

Zhou Ran fiercely despised the old principal.

When you're old, can't you be serious?

"Boom!"

In the old principal's throat, a series of creepy laughter suddenly came out.

The cold and vicious expression is very much like the villain,

"It's a pity, that old thing's wishful thinking will come to naught sooner or later! So Zhou Ran, as my sharpest sword, you must pierce that old thing's self-esteem!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I want him to know that I am invincible!!"

Good...... What a second year of secondary school......

Zhou Ran wiped the cold sweat from his head.

Who would have thought that the seemingly serious old headmaster actually had a heart burning with a blazing fire in the middle of the two?

Who would have thought that Zhou Ran, who is good for nothing except handsome, is actually a super scholar?

Zhou Ran shook his head.

No one could have imagined it.

However, he is determined in these two!

Although Uncle Zhang's hot pot is very tempting, it is for the sake of the overall situation!

Besides, it is not easy for their parents to raise themselves, and now that they have achieved this kind of achievement, they will also feel sincerely happy and even cry when they become parents, right?

Thinking of this, Zhou Ran's eyes were moist.

He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and posted a circle of friends,

[Next, entrusted by the principal, I am about to go to No. 2 Middle School to give a speech, this time the road is far away and dangerous, but I will definitely live up to my mission!]

And with a photo of the principal's office.

Well!

Let's live!

Complete the points (zhuang) and enjoy (bi)!

Three minutes passed.

The phone hasn't moved yet.

This...... Something is wrong.

Zhou Ran clicked on the circle of friends.

The math committee member just posted a circle of friends:

[The math problem is difficult, but it is not my opponent after all!upupup!]

Pictured: Full score math paper.

Zhou Ran nodded, it was indeed quite good.

However, there's no reason why you can't see the "friendly sharing" I just posted.

Zhou Ran touched his chin, deleted the circle of friends he had just posted, and then re-edited it,

Circle of Friends Function: [@提醒谁看]

I'm going to blow this feature out!

Zhou Ran was so moved that he was about to cry.

Math Committee Tick!

Tick it off with the language commissioner!

Sports commissioner tick on!

Biology commissioner tick on!

Tick on!

Tick on!

Tick on!

All hooked up for Lao Tzu!

Looking at the large list of names that were ticked, Zhou Ran let out a long breath.

Comfortable!

Publication!

"Ding Dong!"

"Ding Dong!"

"Ding Dong!"

The prompt tone of the mobile phone suddenly rang non-stop.

The corners of Zhou Ran's mouth showed a knowing smile.

[Math Commissioner: Fuck you! Why, why!!]

[Language Commissioner: My brother Zhou is awesome!]

[Sports Commissioner: The kidneys haven't been very good recently, but I still have to say that Brother Zhou is so awesome!]

[Biology Commissioner: ???]

[Shi Xiaoyu: Hehe! It's started! It's started again! This guy doesn't pretend to be forced for a day, and he's uncomfortable!]

[Invincible and cute little fairy Qin Yun: Awesome!]

Hey!

Seeing this, a smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Ran's mouth.

Don't get me wrong,

This nickname was not changed by Qin Yun, but by Zhou Ran himself.

He immediately replied to Qin Yun:

[Thank you for the compliment, I will definitely make persistent efforts!]

[Math Commissioner: Gross!]

[Language Commissioner: Vomit!]

[Sports Commissioner: Vomit!]

[Shi Xiaoyu: Gross!]

Vomit a fart!

Are you all pregnant?

Zhou Ran couldn't help but roll his eyes.

[Guan Xinghe: Brother Zhou, I knew you would definitely go!

At this time, Tie Hanhan also replied to Zhou Ran.

Looking at this comment, Zhou Ran suddenly fell into deep thought.

Then, his face suddenly darkened, as uncomfortable as eating a fly.