Chapter 30 Qili Village

Qilizhai is quite famous in the northwest and is a den of thieves with only women. There were many female thieves in the gathering place, and the town was formed. It is said that the women here all have tails, including rabbit tails, cat tails, peacock tails, and fox tails...... They are beautiful goblins, and they are all hot beauties.

If there is a place full of women, there must be a lot of men flocking to it, but the truth is the opposite, no man dares to go to this daughter country, why? They are all afraid of being raped.

A man is actually afraid of being raped, if you are a man and there is a woman who has to sleep with you, you must be cheap and behave. But there's a town where all the women want to sleep with you, and you can't bear it.

The key issue is not that it is unbearable, but that it takes human lives. They are like female praying mantises, they will eat their spouses when they have sex, of course it is impossible for a woman to eat a man, but it is true that men who have sex with goblins die unexpectedly.

So the women of the daughter country go out every year to plunder the men. It doesn't matter if you're lame, blind, or stupid. As long as your feet don't stink, you are hygienic, and your appearance is not disgusting. will become a target for plunder. Fortunately, most of the surrounding areas of the daughter country are deserts, so most men in this world are still lucky. But in the great northwest desert of the daughter country, there is a story about the blade, which makes many men moved and take risks for it.

Some of these men are unhygienic and do not wash their feet. Some bloody men were stunned and used knives to make a landscape painting with crowded lines and ditches on their faces. Those men who are not disfigured and pay attention to hygiene never leave their hands every day, and when they see a crazy woman, they stab them to death, without mercy. Some men were not good at kung fu, so they were tied up and taken away by seven or eight women, and before parting, the men wept bitterly: "I'm afraid, please let me go! ”

The owner of Qili Village, Iron Orchid. In this town, she takes her sisters to rape and plunder every day, and her sharp little scissors make many men frightened and hurt when they see them.

But this time it was a little different, and many men actually swaggered down the road of no return in Northwest Town. The reason is that there is one, the main iron orchid of Qili Zhai will compete to recruit relatives from now on. Every man who comes to participate in such a blind date show will hold a pot of flowering cacti in his hand to show that he is a blind date, so that those perverted women will no longer hit their attention.

Shi Erpang of the Scissors Gang found four strangers. Two handsome men who don't take cacti, and one old and one young behind.

The old man was wearing a straw hat, and he was followed by a girl wearing a straw hat who was twisting and pinching. The old man walked with great swagger, and the young girl cautiously clutched the sweeping dress in both hands. If you don't walk well, I'm afraid you'll fall on your heels.

The town is small and in a desolate location. If you think that the northwest town is a scene of autumn wind sweeping yellow sand and few people, then you are very wrong. The best weapons are produced here. And the best grapes, the best wine, the best meat, and pretty women.

In a restaurant called Style Break in Qilizhai, a beautiful lady has been waiting for a long time. Seeing the old man walk in, she greeted with a smile: "Drunkard, you can't hold your breath this time, you are here when you hear the news of the blade." Behind the beautiful woman stood a young girl, her eyes were large and blinking. She saw the old man and greeted respectfully: "Good uncle drunkard." ”

"Sister Yan, your daughter has grown so big, more beautiful than when you were younger. Shen Yide took off his straw hat, revealing a masked face.

"You're still wearing this mask. No one remembers what you look like but her. ”

"I'm afraid to see her. Shen Yide lowered his voice and said.

Sister Yan looked at the young girl with her head down and a straw hat in surprise: "Who is this girl?"

Shen Yide smiled: "He's not a girl, kid hurry up and unload this woman!"

"Got it, old man. The tommy girl with the straw hat actually covered her face shyly with a straw hat.

Sister Yan smiled: "I actually thought of men pretending to be women, it seems that in the future, Qili Town will be indistinguishable between men and women." Then Sister Yan told her daughter behind her: "Shuang'er, you take this handsome guy to the guest room upstairs and let him change his clothes." ”

Shen Yide first glanced at the curved ruler counter of the restaurant, then stared at Sister Yan and asked, "Is there any Persian wine?"

Sister Yan replied: "You didn't come here to open the blade, I don't think that young man is your disciple." ”

The drunkard suddenly lowered his voice and asked Sister Yan: "Is the story of Kai Feng Dao made up by Qili Town to attract deceived men?"

"No comment. ”

"Actually, I'm not here to shoot the blade this time, but to find someone?"

"You're here to find a woman, right?" Sister Yan smiled, and at this time, a group of women poured in outside the inn, including tall, fat, thin, and short. But they were all beautiful, when they saw Shen Yide, they surrounded them, grabbed the hands and feet of the drunkard and left, and the beautiful woman named Shi Erfat also said to Sister Yan confidently: "This old man is actually proficient in the art of shaping people, so that two dogs put on two human skins and pretend to be men, and tease us on the streets of Northwest Town. ”

It turned out that Shi Erpang took a group of women to follow the two beautiful men to a pork shop. When the two beautiful men saw the bones hanging outside the shop, they revealed their true nature, gnawing on the bones and barking like dogs. Erfat felt strange, walked in and took a look, and found that there were traces of needlework on the chests of two beautiful men, and they took out the needle and thread and skinned people, which were actually two dog corpses that had been skinned and had blood and tender flesh. This is the secret art of sculpting people, using animals the size of people to skin animals, put on fresh human skins, plastic shaping, and make wax figures. If the technology is good, if you don't look closely, it will be like a real person. There are very few people who are proficient in this secret art.

Shen Yide smiled: "Then you go back and tell the Iron Village Lord and ask her to come to see me." ”

The second fat was a little restrained: "There are only three people in the world who are proficient in the art of making animals and shaping people, Su Su, the ghost mother-in-law, and the drunkard Shen Yide." Are you Shen Yide?"

Shen Yide asked, "It was the Lord of the Iron Village who asked you to come." ”

"And ask Mr. Drunkard to accompany us. ”

Hearing the argument, Soda walks down the stairs.

Shen Yide saw Soda and said with a smile: "Martial arts competition, Soda, are you going?"

The women looked at Soda, with big eyes and double eyelids, a pretty nose, and a small cherry mouth, he was a beautiful man.

Shi Erfat said disappointedly: "It's another dog." ”

Soda smiled wryly, and he said to Shi Erfat, "Where is there a cactus seller? Uncle drunkard, I'll buy you a pot." ”

Iron Orchid is a beautiful woman of thirty-five years old, with a baby face and a love of laughter. Maybe her name is not beautiful, but if you meet her people, you will definitely be attracted to her, she has a plump body, the fat place is like two mountains, and the small waist is hidden like a snake in her loose robe.

Iron Orchid was originally from the Central Plains, her father was called Tie Qingsong, and had three sons and one daughter, the eldest iron tree root, the second iron tree pillar, and the third iron tree fruit, and these four girls were called Iron Orchid. Later, because of the grievances of the rivers and lakes, her Tie family was destroyed by the enemy, and she survived and lived in the northwest. She said that if she didn't avenge her family, she wouldn't marry. Just the other day, she killed her last enemy.

So now she doesn't have her little scissors in her hand. Because she decided to get married, she would never have to kill people with scissors again, and the needle and thread of embroidery were no longer her secret weapon for killing. She was going to use scissors, needlework, and thread to make clothes for her man.

Every man has a beloved woman, and when Shen Yide saw the iron orchid, he was nervous and overwhelmed.

Tie Lanhua said: "When you come back this time, are you going to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives, or are you going to come to my wedding banquet?"

Shen Yide was silent, Soda noticed that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, stuffed the cactus in his hand into Shen Yide's arms, and said: "In Xia Soda, his junior brother, I can prove that he is here to participate in the competition to recruit relatives, my senior brother is more shy emotionally, don't be angry." ”

Tie Lanhua scolded angrily: "What are you, you don't need to speak here." ”

Shi Erfat put his finger against his lips and said, "Sister, I think this Su Gongzi is good." Let him be my bridegroom's officer. ”

Tie Lanhua said: "The second fat girl likes it, so take it." ”

Shi Erpang is a beautiful fat man, and it is not good to describe a woman like this, because fat man and plump are two concepts. But in addition to being fat, Shi Erfat is indeed a fair-skinned woman with delicate facial features, and she also has black hair. In summary, Shi Erpang is a fat spider spirit. There are also several tall, short, thin, and ugly female spiders who assist Shi Erfat.

Soda was wrapped in sudden hair, and the white jade knife in his hand was a good knife, but it was difficult to cut through the waterfall of hair at once.

Shen Yide wanted to help, but found that his throat had been held against a small pair of scissors, Tie Lanhua stared at Shen Yide and said, "If you want to save him, you have to fight me first." ”

Shen Yide didn't move, watching the soda being wrapped into a large zongzi. Shi Erpang was satisfied, and said to Tie Lanhua: "Eldest sister, then I will leave my sister." ”

Iron Orchid said, "Give him a life." ”

Shi Erpang said: "Sister, you can rest assured, people want to cultivate a relationship with Su Gongzi." ”

"Wait, Miss Stone. A wall away, and voices came from a hidden room at the back of the lobby. I only heard this voice continue to speak: "Please Brother Shen come inside." ”

The room was full of people, and there was an old man who smoked, and he held a large cigarette stick and pot in his hand, and the cigarette stick was three feet long. Makes the whole room smoky. I can't help but cough lightly.

When Shen Yi saw the old man, he also sat down in a proper manner. Even if the smoke was a little choking, the people in the room were respectful in front of the old man.

"Third Master Jin, brothers. This time, I invite you to come, just for this knife, I have found out that this blade is hidden in this northwest desert. The man who spoke had small, glowing eyes, and he quietly looked at the faces of those around him. The palm of the fleshy hand gently tapped on the table: "After the matter is completed, I will never lose money to you." ”

There are Shen million in the south, and there is money in the north. It's just that this hobby of money is a bit chic, I don't like women, I don't like to eat, drink and have fun. But he is a martial arts idiot and likes to collect weapons.

"I, Cripple Zhou, even if I take my life this time, I have to repay Boss Qian's life-saving grace. Zhou lame drank the wine in the cup with his right hand. With his right hand, he scratched his messy hair. He also used his right hand to hold chopsticks and pick up vegetables. In short, his right hand is very busy, but his left hand never leaves his crutches. His cane looked like it was made of black stone, and a wine gourd hung from it.

"I, Zhang Biao and Zhang Bao, two brothers, are willing to accompany Senior Zhou to go to the soup for Boss Qian. Zhang Biao said, patting his brother on the shoulder. Zhang Leopard is thin and small, with big eyes and a small face like a cat.

Qian Bu looked at Shen Yide. Shen Yide coughed a few times and asked, "Master Jin, you used to be the sword master of the Blade Blade, I really want to know, how did you lose the Blade Blade in the Northwest Desert back then?"

Jin Sanye sighed: "Ten years ago, I escorted the dart car through the desert, and on the way, the bladed sword sounded all the way. It makes my heart uneasy. Walking to the ghost gate, the wind and sand that covered the sky and the sun hit, the people and horses panicked, and after the wind and sand passed, the blade was gone. ”

"Hell Gate. Zhou lame asked: "The desert is sad to pass the ghost gate." How many martial arts heroes died in that ghost place. I don't know what kind of dart Jin Sanye walked back then?"

"This is the rule, forgive the old man for not admonishing him. Jin Sanye began to remain silent, "Let's da, da" and took a pouch of his cigarette pouch and pot.

There was a dark fragrance in the room, covering the choking smell of tobacco, which was refreshing. Jin Sanye sniffed and said, "This smell is so familiar, this is the incense of the dead." ”