Chapter 26 The house was full of thunderbolts, and the husband and wife were frightened
"Useless man!" As if hearing the sore spot, the boss blushed, angry and ashamed, but in front of his own woman, every time he was sarcastically unable to raise his head, he always endured it.
When a few big men saw their brother die in a disengagement, they knew what it meant to be full of popularity. Hurriedly lowered his head and clasped his throat and eyes, and vomited vigorously.
"Hmph, it's useless, whoever told you to beat my wife pay attention, you deserve to die. Before the words were finished, "Knock, knock!" twice, and the two died miserably.
"Uncle spare us, I'll give you whatever you want, and the gold, silver and jewelry you just robbed are all ......." "Knock, knock, knock, knock!" Before he could finish speaking, several people died one after another.
Liu Yun looked stupid, he had never seen such a murderer, he looked down at his tea, and then at Lao Hu's wine jar, blinked, and said, "Master, do you have any last words?"
There was a crisp sound of "pop", Liu Yun was hit on the head, and Lao Hu still drank while eating: "Bastard, just rely on it...... "......I saw Lao Hu just say half a sentence, his stomach swelled, and a long full burp came out, "cough cough", coughed up some smoke, "I usually hate to take cigarette pouches, choking to death, cough cough." With that, he drank a big bowl full of red pressure smoke.
At this time, the owner and the proprietress of the black shop were dumbfounded. Splitting fire and thunder can't die if it explodes in the stomach, isn't this a fairy-like figure.
"Boss, settle accounts. Lao Hu said after eating.
"Twenty taels. The boss said.
"How much?"
"Thirty taels. The boss swallowed.
"Too little, isn't it?" said the old nonsense.
"Old fairy, the small shop is only thirty taels, robbed from a scholar in the morning, I really can't get the money, these people should have a lot of money, all of them belong to the old fairy. "The owner sweats non-stop.
"Just this money wants to buy the lives of your husband and wife?" Lao Hu smiled and stared at the silent couple.
"Big brother, otherwise, my little sister will accompany you. The proprietress forced a smile and said.
Liu Yun almost burst out laughing when he heard this, and Lao Hu glared at him.
After hearing this, the owner of the black shop was also angry, and gritted his teeth to look at his mother-in-law. And the proprietress only squinted at him, and he obediently lowered his head, as if this was not the first time this had happened.
"Hmph, how much have you done to kill people and sell goods? Whether it is a thief or a robber, or a common man in the market, you will start when you see money, and you can take other people's lives for a few dollars and broken silver, but you never take killing people seriously, how much is human life worth in your eyes?"
Seeing that Lao Hu was angry, the two of them trembled with fright, and they couldn't be killed by thunderbolts, which was the second time in their more than 20 years of black shop operation. Eight years ago, there was a fierce monk who was not killed, but the man rolled on the ground with his stomach in his hands, and vomited blood, which frightened the couple and ran away, and they did not dare to come out to do business for six years. Because the appearance of the fierce monk is too peculiar, it is deeply imprinted in the hearts of the two. Until two years ago, two peerless masters fought in a nearby small town, and I heard that the two fought until the sky was dark, destroying half of the small city, and finally ending with a Taoist priest killing a murderous monk. The husband and wife had the courage to go forward and confirm that the dead monk was the murderous monk who was blown down by them six years ago and was not killed.
I have been working peacefully for two years, and today I am afraid that it will be difficult to escape when I meet this old and young.
"Do you remember how many people you killed?" asked Lao Hu.
"Sometimes business is good, sometimes it can't be opened for several days......"
"Bastard!" Lao Hu heard that they regarded killing as a business, and there was no trace of guilt at all, so he slapped the table angrily, not only the wood was crushed, but it was not an exaggeration to say that it was powder. Liu Yun subconsciously grabbed the beef and didn't fall to the ground.
The two black shop owners were so frightened that they knelt on the ground, kowtowed like chickens smashing rice, and after a while, their foreheads were bleeding, and they didn't dare to stop in order to survive, and they didn't know how many good things they said.
Lao Hu let the two of them kowtow and bleed, asked Liu Yun to open the box, put all the gold, silver and jewelry on the dead thief into the box, and asked the boss: "What about the thirty taels of silver you robbed in the morning?" The proprietress quickly reached out and took out the silver taels with body temperature in her arms, "Little brother, here you are." As he spoke, he quickly handed the silver taels to Liu Yun.
When Liu Yun saw the proprietress with a bleeding face, he thought to himself, how could the master be like this, robbed the pair of black-hearted bosses, could he just spare them like this? I don't know how many people will be killed in the future. However, in the future, their master and apprentice will not have to worry about their pocket money. Although he was puzzled, in front of outsiders, when making decisions, Liu Yun always listened to his master.
Lao Hu saw Liu Yun pretending to be rich, and said to the two bosses: "If each person kowtows a thousand more, I won't kill you, dare to kowtow one less, and be careful with your life." After speaking, he accompanied Liu Yun out of the grass shed and on the road.
"Apprentice, don't you want to drink? Go back and ask the boss for two jars of wine, and drink on the way. ”
"No, no, no, forget it, I'm still young, let's drink water. Liu Yun said. "But Master, why are those people dead, but Master is fine?"
"Kung Fu practice to the realm of 'don't go' is not easy to kill by ordinary secular methods, and a small thunderbolt cannot be killed. Lao Hu explained.
"Oh, so when can I get to 'Don't Go'?"
"It's hard to say, the foundation in front is easy to fight, and entering the 'don't go' is the inner transformation of the body, you can't reach it for a while, but your body has improved by leaps and bounds in recent years, but you don't know it, if the splitting thunder fire just now explodes outside your body, you won't be hurt at all. ”
"Really, I'm so good! After that, I also want to play thunderbolt fire, and I used to watch other people's fireworks during the Chinese New Year, so beautiful, I wanted to try it for a long time. ”
"How can fireworks be compared with splitting thunder fires, they are much less lethal. ”
"I look at it all the same, just a little bit, and then it's gone with a bang. ”
"Well, when it comes to splitting thunder and fire, I want to find a blacksmith to make a weapon for you, but with your current strength, the general iron is as soft as mud in your hands, so you have to find a better blacksmith. ”
"Master, do you want to get me a magic weapon too?"
"Divine soldier, you can't use it now, and you will be taken away by the master as soon as you make a move. Ordinary weapons are not good, and it is not good if it is high or low. ”
"What then?"
"Don't worry, I prepared it for you eighty years ago, and I don't know how the kid is doing now. ”
"Ah, eighty years ago, master, this is too early, isn't it?"
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Besides, the owner of the black shop, kowtowing to each other, didn't stop until the figure of the master and apprentice disappeared far away from the horizon for a while.
"How much have you knocked?" the boss asked.
"More than seven hundred, what about you?"
"I'm more than you, eight hundred and five, dizzy and painful, I don't knock. Now that the old ghost is back with the little cub, I won't knock anymore, I really can't stand it, so give me a good time. The boss sat back on the ground as he spoke, blood running down his head and all over his body.
"The man said that if there is less than a thousand, he will kill the two of us, you really don't knock?" asked the proprietress .
"Really, it's better to die. And they've long been gone, and to scare us, where will there really be enough to stumble. ”
"Oh, then if you don't knock, I won't knock. Oops, those two are back!" exclaimed the proprietress exclaimed.
The boss didn't bother to look up when he heard it, so he got up and knelt down again, knocking and knocking, all of them made a crisp sound, as if the skull was about to be shattered.
"Hehehehe......" The proprietress didn't know if she really lied to the boss and was happy or what, but she laughed out of tears.
The boss heard the mother-in-law laughing again, and secretly looked up to see that there was no one around, only to know that the mother-in-law was playing with him again. "You, you, you ......" Boss, you didn't dare to say a word of blame from the boss for a long time, and you didn't dare to say a word in your life. I can only bow my head and sulk.
"Let's quit and go back to farming, and there will be no more days of worry. You're useless, but I know it's good for me. The proprietress looked at the boss and said. In the past half of my life, I have never said a good word about this waste man, and after today's catastrophe, I don't know why, I feel that this man is actually quite good.
The sound of fast horses galloping in the distance, more than one. The people on the horse were all swordsmen, and they were dressed like the robbers just now. When the two bosses saw the comer, it was too late to run. The robbers' follow-up troops saw their brothers die in a small wine shop, and drew their swords in anger......
When the fatal knife stabbed at the boss, the proprietress rushed forward and blocked in front of her. "What if you ...... Died before me, I'll go...... Who is bullying ......" The two closed their eyes one after another.
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"Master, why did you spare the two black-hearted bosses today?"
"I didn't want to kill anymore, but they've done so many bad things, and it's almost time coming. I'm just dragging them back, and someone will come and take their lives. ”
"Oh. Liu Yun believes that the master has his own reasons for doing things. "Master, in fact, the tea is also poisonous today. ”
"Oh, why didn't I notice it? ”
"Really, I didn't lie to you. ”
"How do you prove that tea is also poisonous?"
"Usually I stinky, but today it stinks. ”
The master and apprentice continued their journey......