Chapter 353: Slap King Kong, reappear in the rivers and lakes

"Brother, do you have a lot of confusion in your heart?"

The fight is over, and the strong is forced, it's time to sort it out from the source and start brainwashing.

"Brother~ Can I say it?" Qiao Ling'er was a little scared, for fear that Tang Sen would hit someone again if he didn't agree with him.

"Anyway, my brother came to you, and I have prepared for the worst, how did those bald donkeys bury my brother, but it doesn't matter. ”

Townsend found a futon tray and sat down, ready to listen to it.

"Little brother, just say it, the eldest brother and the master are looking for you, they have searched all over the heavens and the earth, and nothing can be hit. ”

Sun Wukong also sighed, he found it very interesting, but it was a bit of a pitfall.

"Brother Da Sheng, Brother Dear, you also heard it before, they said that Brother Dear Brother you are the scum of the Buddha world, and I will follow the crowd, and they also said that I am the Buddha of the Western Heavens, and I was beaten down by the Great Brother of the mortal world, and you two are the biggest enemies of my Buddha. ”

Qiao Ling'er plucked up the courage to speak, leaning back slightly, ready to avoid Tang Sen's beating and scolding at any time, as much as she coaxed.

"Gone?" asked Tang Sen without being angry.

It's weird, why don't you do it? Is it really my own brother?

Qiao Ling'er's mind was racing, at least now he didn't believe that Tang Sen was really his own brother, and everything he did was to avoid being beaten by the strange-tempered monk in front of him, and to suffer less flesh and skin.

"It's gone. He said.

Tang Sen sighed again and again when he heard this, shook his head and said:

"Brother, let me tell you honestly, these monks are lying to you, you do have the soul of a Buddha in your body, but have you thought about it, he is just practicing with your body. After all, one day, he will fly to the Spirit Mountain, and your physical body will be just his golden body at that time, and your soul will become the nourishment for his transformation, hum, at that time, you will not even be able to reincarnate. ”

"I don't believe it, brother, don't lie to me, to be honest, I don't believe you are my brother now, what evidence do you have to prove that your words are true. ”

Qiao Ling'er was not happy when she heard it, this Nima has completely become someone else's wedding dress, even if she is a sissy, she is angry, and she immediately confronts Tang Sen, and she is not even afraid of being beaten.

"You are dying on the street, and you don't know it when you become someone else's wedding dress, or not, brother has a slap in the face here, which is specially used to test the gods for lying, and whoever lies will be slapped in the past, to this day, I don't know how many immortals have been beaten, even the Buddha has been beaten. ”

Tang Sen bragged, took out a long-useless slap King Kong from the system, did not hit Rulai before reincarnation, this Nima must not let go today, he must beat the reincarnation of Rulai to the service, and beat him to doubt life.

Hey......

Swish!

With a flash of brilliance, a golden slap appeared in front of the three of them.

At the same time, Tang Sen said to the system from the bottom of his heart: "Brother came out to work, modify the slap King Kong data for me, Lao Tzu is going to get this sissy out of it today." ”

"It takes 100,000 experience points to modify the data of the slap diamond, are the hosts sure to continue?"

"Go on. ”

"Okay. ”

With a ding, Tang Sen only felt that the lie detector effect of the slap King Kong disappeared, but he could hit whoever he wanted with his mind, and he was more flexible than before.

"Can this thing be a lie detector?" Seeing the golden light, like a soulless puppet body, Qiao Ling'er asked the fox.

Syllable!

Seeing a flash of golden light, his thin body suddenly flew out upside down, hitting the Buddha pillar of the temple, and a mouthful of old blood immediately spurted out.

"Ouch, I believe it, I believe it, don't fight, it's really dead if you fight again. ”

Qiao Ling'er threw blood arrows again and again, her left cheek hurt hotly, and she only felt that the countless stars in her eyes were fluctuating, as if she was in the universe, and there was darkness all around.

I almost fainted when I was beaten.

"Brother, are you okay, I'm sorry, this is the strength of my brother to fight the gods back then, and I forgot to debug it. ”

Swish!

Tang Sen quickly approached, pulled Qiao Ling'er up and said distressedly, and touched the slap on King Kong twice, as a debugging, "It's okay now, in order to take care of my brother, it won't hurt so much next time." ”

"Big brother, is there a next time?"

Qiao Ling'er was about to cry again, feeling that this brother was really not his own, and he still had to fight like this, and he didn't let people live?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for the success of the pit force, and the reward is 30 pit forcing value!"

......

"If you don't lie, you won't have a next time, and if you lie, of course you do. Otherwise, what is the old brother doing with a slap King Kong, just to tell the truth, otherwise how do you know that the old brother didn't lie to you?"

"This thing doesn't even let go of the elder brother, the six relatives don't recognize it, and they don't believe that the elder brother will tell you a lie. ”

Tang Sen pulled his throat and said loudly: "I am not the most handsome man in the world, and there are people who are more handsome than me." ”

Shout!

The slap King Kong moved, and instantly arrived in front of Tang Sen, the power of the Buddha pattern surged, and he stretched out his palm...... Touched it gently.

"Look, as soon as my brother lies, he beats people, I didn't lie to you!"

Townsend smiled sincerely.

???

Nima, that's also called lying?

Qiao Linger's heart was broken, not only by Tang Sen's "lie", but also by the slap of King Kong.

Where is the beating, one in the sky and one in the ground, the massage is almost the same.

"Why did that slap King Kong hit me so hard, and you hit my brother so lightly, can you debug it a little lighter, my brother can't carry it. ”

Qiao Linger wanted to cry without tears.

"That's not good, it's the smallest strength now, if you can't bear it, brother, then brother can't help it. As for why it's so light to hit my brother, hehe...... It's my thing.,Of course the hero has to be a little privileged.,Otherwise, what's the difference with you?"

Townsend smiled cheaply.

"Okay, brother, you can do it if you like it, brother has nothing to say. ”

Qiao Linger wiped her mouth, wiped the blood stains from the corners of her mouth, and said that she was loveless.

"Okay, the blood is wiped clean, now let's get down to business. ”

Tang Sen continued to smile and said: "The first test question: Actually, the poor monk is called Jiang Liu'er, and your brother is called Qiao Ling'er, our brother drifted with the waves, and was finally adopted by the master, first there is a river, and then there is a bridge, which is also the origin of our brother's name, and the master and his old man mean that we remember our life experience." ”

After that, after waiting for a long time, there was no response to the slap King Kong.

"This ......" When Qiao Ling'er heard this, the second monk was confused and a little confused, this Nima was different from everything he knew, and it was completely subverted.

"Of course this is true, you see that he didn't move, can my brother lie to you? Okay, it's your turn, I don't believe you tell you what you know, and wait for the King Kong test. Townsend said.

For a while, Qiao Linger was in a dilemma, in his cognition, he had parents, and it was in Qiaojiazhuang, a few hundred kilometers away.

"Why are you talking about it quickly, like a man, when the time has come to test truth and lies, what are you doing in a daze?"

Townsend slapped him in the face.

Syllable!

Made, said that he was also beaten, not to mention that he was also beaten, I, Qiao Ling'er, let it go.

So, Qiao Linger shouted: "My name is Qiao Ling'er, I was born in Qiaojiazhuang, and my parents are still alive." ”

(End of chapter)