99, Taotaole of the Three Realms, online!!
The day after returning to school, Luo Hou just woke up from his sleep and received a warm reminder from the Three Realms mobile phone: "Dear Three Realms mobile phone users, hello, the Three Realms Taotaole APP, which is led by Taishang Laojun and integrates Luo Houxian's creativity, has been launched, please pay 3.21 million merit coins to download the app." ”
"A super app that meets your daily life needs and online shopping, creating the fastest and most convenient life in the Three Realms, where you can sell everything and buy everything. ”
When he saw this text, Luo Hou was a little depressed, didn't he say that to Taishang Laojun at that time? He actually plagiarized so brazenly, and he didn't pay for his advertising.
Moreover, all this is really a routine, and as before, it is changing tricks to deceive everyone's merit coins. Despite this, Luo Hou gritted his teeth and chose to download.
Damn, the memory size of this APP is not much different from the size of Taobao on ordinary mobile phones, but even if you use the traffic yourself, it is less than dozens of yuan, but here, one M directly corresponds to 10,000 merit coins, pit dad!!
As soon as the download ended, Luo Hou quickly clicked on the Three Realms Taotaole APP, but the result made him very disappointed, it was completely empty, maybe everyone didn't know how to play yet, of course, maybe everyone was preparing the supply of goods that they were about to sell.
Thinking of this, Luo Hou got up very consciously, and then ran to the school supermarket to buy directly. Of course, there are also skills in this procurement, such as general food, instant noodles that can be used for "soaking", spicy noodles with childhood memories, and the national goddess Lao Gan Ma...
Then there is the women's counter, lipstick, perfume, mask, soap, shampoo shower gel, etc., which like the beautiful fairies, will definitely be willing to use money.
Of course, there are beer, cola, juice, red wine, cigarettes, etc., which I believe will definitely attract the likes of those male bigwigs of the Three Realms, and it will also be a sum of income at that time.
After buying these things, although Luo Hou felt sorry for his money bag that had been enriched with great difficulty, at this moment, it was most important to earn merit coins online, after all, the role of merit coins can be much more useful than cash in money, compared to Luo Hou.
Before preparing to open his shop, Luo Hou did not plan to go online directly, but committedly started @ all the staff in the WeChat group of the Three Realms, and then sent a red envelope.
It's just that, compared to the treasures they gave out before, what he sent was all kinds of items that he couldn't buy just now, and this red envelope was used by him as a precursor at this time.
Taishang Laojun: "It's rare for the little junior brother to send out red envelopes with great compassion, I'll take a look at what I grabbed first!Hmm? Cigarettes, what is this!!"
Luo Hou: "Senior Brother Taishang, don't blame Senior Brother for not telling you, this cigarette is a rare thing in the wasteland, just use fire to light the white end, and then inhale the yellow end with your mouth, you will feel a different experience!!"
After a while, Taishang Laojun was furious in the group and said: "Little junior brother, what kind of grudge do we have, your cigarette actually caused my gray hair to lose my hair......"
"Uh, no, by the way, Senior Brother Taishang, what kind of fire are you using?"
"What kind of fire can it be, it is naturally the true fire of Jiuma, so what kind of cigarette burns directly, the fire burns directly along his long hair!!"
Zhun Ti: "Amitabha, welcome Senior Brother Taishang to my Buddha realm, the little monk is willing to respect you as the master of my Buddha realm." ”
Looking at Zhun Ti's joke, Taishang Laojun became even more depressed, just saw the private bag that Luo Hou sent to him, and then clicked on it to receive a lighter, as well as cigarettes with pictures!!
Seeing this, Taishang Laojun lit a cigarette again with the lighter, and then took a deep breath, and suddenly felt a shock in his mind, this wonderful feeling was really pleasant.
After all, he was a god, and he took a deep breath, and the cigarette was almost gone. This made him depressed, so he had no choice but to light a cigarette again, and unconsciously, he directly lit a dozen or so.
The situation on Taishang Laojun's side is just the beginning, such as the Monkey King who grabbed the Coke, and after drinking the Coke, he suddenly felt that the previous monkey body was white, and the taste of this Coke was not as bad as the monkey wine in Huaguo Mountain. Although it does not increase the ability to cultivate, this taste is comfortable for thieves.
There is also Zhu Bajie, who grabbed instant noodles, and after Luo Hou got the way, he soaked a pack of instant noodles very decisively. The thing that looked like noodles, as a messenger of the Pure Altar, he had eaten a lot of delicious food, but there were almost no delicacies that could be compared to this instant noodles.
Not only is it easy to operate, but the noodles are extremely firm and the soup is delicious. The instant noodles, which were originally not much, were almost eaten by him in three or two bites, and he didn't taste the taste at all, just like when he ate ginseng fruit.
But fortunately, the fragrant soup remained, and this time he took a lesson and took a sip very carefully. Then he couldn't control it, and drank the noodle soup cleanly, but after eating, he patted his big belly, but he was even hungrier.
On the other hand, when he saw Chang'e, who gave him a shower gel in his private bag, a trace of longing for that man appeared in his heart, and he looked at the instructions given to him by the other party, and for some reason, he naturally chose to use it.
The next day, Ben made an appointment with the three best friends of Hundred Flowers Fairy, He Xiangu, and Dianmu to eat chicken together, but as soon as the three of them saw Chang'e, they didn't play the game, and directly pestered her to ask her, all attracted by the faint fragrance emanating from her body.
You must know that Chang'e is a well-known cold fairy, and body fragrance does not exist at all, but now this faint fragrance, fragrant but not rich, is much more powerful than the sachet refined by the Hundred Flowers Fairy.
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This kind of experience abounds, and after that refreshing feeling, they suddenly can't continue, so they violently group @ Luo Hou in the group. But Luo Hou had already expected the consequences of the incident, and at this time he had already dropped his mobile phone, soaked in the library, and went to read books to recharge.
Ahem, this method should be hunger marketing, to hang the appetite of these Three Realms bigwigs, and then ignore them. When their desire reached its peak, Luo Hou dared to guarantee that his small shop in Taotaole in the Three Realms, as long as it was opened, would definitely be empty in seconds, comparable to a 1 yuan rush to buy it!!
Appearing in the WeChat group again, Luo Hou once again @ all the staff, directly said that three minutes after his small shop, it will be opened in the three realms Taotaole. At that time, everyone will be able to enjoy a first-time purchase discount and will be able to purchase a variety of items at the shop.
Suddenly, everyone went crazy!!