Chapter 68: Who's the Old Driver

"I'll cook your uncle!" Mingyue was furious and slapped over.

......

For the next few days, the people were safe. When passing by the Sword Pavilion, several martial arts people recognized Mingyue's carriage and wanted to be a hero to save the beauty, but they were all killed by Mingyue. In order to avoid recurring complications, several people had to transform the carriage and dress up as a serious official car.

Several people drove through Hanzhong, bypassed Chang'an, the capital of Sui, and walked further east for more than ten days, and finally came to a big town. There are about 2,000 households in the town, which is located in the north of Longmendu and the south of Taiyuan.

The people here are quite prosperous, and the stone houses and tile kilns are lined up one after another, which is a typical Central Plains town, and the scale is only a quarter of Chengdu.

They have all been transfigured to hide their tracks. According to Mingyue, the human skin mask used for disguise came from the world-famous master Lu Miaozi.

"The people who intercepted along the way, in the final analysis, are all here to save you, you are so ruthless, it will damage your reputation as a talented woman, right?" Mo Xiaolou made up as a big man with a beard on his face at this time, and his voice was very rough.

"I don't need this identity anymore. Moreover, these fools, are they really here to save me?" the rich lady who was dressed up as Mingyue snorted lightly.

Mo Xiaolou smiled helplessly and said, "Even if you have other thoughts, in the final analysis, I came here because I like you." ”

"I Mingyue only obeys the man I like, and I like him if he is ugly, stupid and disobedient. ”

Mingyue glanced at Mo Xiaolou and chuckled:

"As for others, I never forced them to rejoice in me, let alone force them to save me, everything was done willingly, who can blame them?"

"yes, who can blame you...... Then again, why do you want to turn me into this frustration even though you're still a beautiful woman after you change your face?"

"Hee-hee, sorry, it's just that man's mask. ”

"Believe in you, and you will have ghosts. ”

At this moment they came to an inn, and were about to enter, when a man as strong as an ox rushed out like a whirlwind, carrying his baggage, and turned left, and a short and thin old man chased after him, and shouted the man's name, but the man did not look back, and went away.

The short and thin old man sat down, leaned against the door, and cursed fiercely.

A few people were confused, and they were about to enter the store, when the old man screamed, "It's closed, it's closed, it's closed, and it's never open again." “

Mo Xiaolou asked, "Why is this?"

The old man glared at him, saw that he looked fierce, suddenly softened, and snorted: "My son owes gambling debts, ran away after rolling up the family wealth, and my mother-in-law died early, how can a person build this big inn?"

Mingyue's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she said loudly: "Since that's the case, why don't you sell it to us?"

The old man said: "Three hundred taels of silver, take it from the shop." “

Xiao Tao was so angry that she stomped her feet and said, "Three hundred taels, you go and grab it!"

The old man said in a strange voice: "If you can't afford to make money, don't learn from others to do business." ”

Mingyue stopped Xiao Tao's hand that was about to move, and said with a smile, "Deal! However, three hundred taels, you have to help in the store for a month first." None of us know how to cook. “

"That's fine. ”

"Externally, you say that I and this bearded man are your distant nephew and niece-in-law, and the girl on my left is my dowry girl. ”

The old man frowned, looked the three of them up and down for a while, and then asked cautiously, "Who are you?"

Mingyue casually talked nonsense, and with her charm added to the full point, she won the trust of the old man in just a few words.

"Uncle, don't worry, as soon as you do the dirty work, just leave it all to this beard. Husband, why don't you call your uncle?"

"I didn't say yes. ”

"Husband~~" Mingyue said coquettishly in a tone that made people hairy all over. took his hand again, and said softly: "Fang just fought the landlord, you lost." If you lose, promise the other party a condition, and talk counts. ”

“...... Uncle ......"

The old man looked at the delicate-looking Mingyue leaning on the bearded man like a bird, and couldn't help but say a sentence in his heart:

A flower is stuck in cow dung.

That's it, and the three of them settled down in this inn.

That same evening.

Since they are said to be husband and wife, they naturally have to have sex together.

Mo Xiaolou and Mingyue have both taken off their masks.

At this time, Mingyue was sitting upright on the bed, her beautiful eyes slightly closed, and she looked extraordinarily quiet.

The candlelight went out, reflecting her beautiful face.

Mo Xiaolou was stunned, and walked towards Mingyue: "It's late at night, let's rest......"

Mingyue opened her eyes, her cheeks were slightly red, but she said, "Call Xiao Tao to fight the landlord for two games before sleeping." ”

“...... Don't fight. ”

"Why?"

"I can't beat you. ”

"Giggle......

It is said that the cards are afraid of novices, and they are really right. Mo Xiaolou originally wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to fight the landlord and trick Mingyue into agreeing to a condition for himself, but he didn't expect it...... Even with Mo Xiaolou's non-human card-counting ability, it can't match other people's cards. How to blow up the two kings and four kings?

Mingyue stretched happily, and her concave and convex curves were unreservedly displayed in front of Mo Xiaolou. After that, she lay down on the bed, rolled her eyes, and said:

"It's so boring at night, why don't we guess the riddle?"

"If you can't guess me, give me back the Dream Cutter. ”

"That's not going to work, at most...... Let you ...... One more kiss......"

"You speak first. ”

Mingyue smiled softly and said, "The mandarin ducks are both playing in the water. ”

Mo Xiaolou poured a glass of wine and said softly: "Love." ”

Mingyue laughed secretly, and said: "Butterfly is in love with the flowers"

"Cast"

"Good boy, quick to react. Listen again: I have tenderness......"

"Meaning"

Mingyue breathed and said loudly: "...... in this life"

"Together"

"Bastard, you listen to me!"

Mo Xiaolou drank the wine in the glass, shook his head and said, "These are too simple. ”

Next sentence: Red Bean ......"

"Earth"

"Former ......"

"Long"

“......”

"Days"

"I haven't said it yet!"

"No need to say. ”

"Mo Xiaolou, you are really so unemotional! You deserve not to find a wife!"

Mo Xiaolou was stunned and said, "Lady, have you lost your memory?"

"Hmph, ignore you. Mingyue pulled the quilt over and wrapped it on her body, leaving Mo Xiaolou with a back.

"Don't be angry, you haven't listened to my riddles. ”

"Hmph~"

"I am the best in the world in martial arts, I have slapped Fan Qinghui, I like you, I have been to the moon, guess, which one is true?"

"I like you. ”

"I like you too. ”

“......”

Mo Xiaolou hooked a smile on his lips and continued to tease: "Your behavior is very strange." ”

"Hmph, what's weird?"

"It's weird and pretty. ”

Mingyue sat up suddenly, turned around, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and clapped her hands: "It's fun, it's fun, what else?"

"Guess where my heart grows?"

Mingyue said sweetly: "Ha, you asked so, it's definitely not on the left, you are born with a right heart, right?"

"Wrong, stupid. My heart is on your side. ”

......

The next day.

"Miss, this old Zhang is really treacherous. This inn has no business at all, and it charges us three hundred taels. Xiao Tao was still worried about this matter and said dissatisfied.

Mingyue tossed with Mo Xiaolou all night, and said sleepily: "It's good to have no business." You can communicate with my husband and communicate your feelings. ”

"Miss, I think Master Mo's martial arts character and appearance are good, so you can just marry him. ”

"Then what's the matter, I'm close to the last success, how can I give up halfway?"

"Hey, Miss, who bit your neck......? You guys last night?"

"Don't worry, that kid can't run. While he was asleep, I tightened the ban again. ”

"That's not what I'm asking......"